Jack and Lara were sat at a table in the corner of the pub
"Finally a break"Jack sighed
"Yeah"Lara smiled
"So, heard from Martha yet?"
"Er...yeah, she said shes not coming back"
"Why?"
"She didnt fancy it, too technical and stuff"Lara smiled
"Oh ok then"
Lara then noticed a guy looking suspicious standing at the bar
she watched him carefully..
"One pint of fosters, and a pint of tomato ketchup please"The guy said
"A what?"The bar tender askes
"A pint of ketchup"He said nerviously
"We dont do that"
"Please,....i..i need it"
The bar tender felt confused but did it anyway
"What?'Jack asked and looked towards were Lara was looking
"Hes acting weird"Lara said sipping her drink
He then walked off with the drinks, and walked outside
"Lets follow him"Jack said
Meanwhile
The Doctor was fixing something on the control panel
Kate came up behind him and grabbed his croutch
"Sex.."
'Kate, no, i cant, it would interuppt the burning sequince"
"Sex"She grabbed harder
"Kate if i do it could overload your senses"
"Sex!!!!!!"She grabbed harder
The Doctor fell to the ground
"I cant..please..stop it"
"Fine, ill go somewhere else then"
"Kate! Serously it will mess up the sequence and I dont want you getting hurt"
"Ye but I want sexxxxxx" She moans.
The Doctor sighs "Kate.."
"Please.." She puts on a puppy dog face.
"I dont want to hurt you.."
"Your not that good!" She laughs.
"I cant"
"Fine, can I show you fix the wardrobe in the bedroom then please"
"Its fine"
"Its not it just callopsed thats what woke me up"
"What not your sexual urges" He laughs.
"Just help mee" She pulls him along.
They get into the bedroom.
"The wardrobes fi-" But Katie pins him down on the bed before he gets to speak "Look, I dont care if you hurt me I just want you noww" She teases his zip on his trousers.
He sighs "Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"If I hurt you just tell me or if anything out of the ordinary happens..tell me, please"
"Yes!"
A few seconds later.
"Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow" Katie says.
The Doctor looks down at her and stops "Right ill stop"
"No!"
"Your getting hurt"
"No im not"
"Right you know when I..ye"
"Ye"
"It will feel..weird"
"Good weird or bad weird?"
"Well..it will feel different, you will feel more.."
"Pleasure?"
"Well..more.."
"Enjoyment?"
"You might be a bit shocked.."
"Why! What you doing to me!"
"Nothing!"
"Oh ok.."
"FUCKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Katie screams.
The Doctor gasps and lies on his back.
"Was that ok?"
"Was that ok! Was that ok! Why cant you do it like that more often!"
"I didnt hurt you?"
"Fucking hell you just gave me the best orgasm ever" She laughs.
"Must of just missed the cycle then.."
"Jesus is that gunna be like that all the time?"
"Well cause were connected it will feel alot more.."
"Better?"
"Well..yes"
"Fucking hell can we go again?"
"No"
"Please.."
"No!"
Meanwhile..
Jack and Lara followed the man down the street holding his drink and the pint of tomato ketchup
"Do you think hes hiding something?"Lara asked
"Not sure"
He then walked down an aleey and into a shed type of thing
"Now what?"Lara asked
"Lets go take a look"Jack said
They walked slowly toward the shed and suddenly the inside of it lit up really bright
"Ah shit"Lara said covering her eyes
There was a loud crash then silence..
"Quick!"Jack said running to the door
He ran into it forcing it open and drew his gun
"Freeze!"He shouted
But no-one was there. All there was was spades, pitchforks and buckets
"I bet theres some sort of secret compartment here somewhere"Lara said
"Ye.." Jack keeps his gun high and looks around every cupboard
"Ive found something.." Lara looks downwards at what looked like a trap door beneath her.
"Jack?" She looks around and Jack was lying on the floor, this man was eating away at him
"Jack!!" Lara lifted her gun and shot the man several times in the back and through the head.
She dropped the gun and ran towards Jack.
"Jack! Jack wake up!!" She shakes him.
"Dont..dont" She leans on his chest.
He then quickly sits up and gasps for breast.
"Jack!" She hugs him "I thought you died for a second"
"I did.." He says looking at her.
"What?"
"I can never die Lara, I thought I told you?"
"Erm..I dunno, wow that must be..cool"
"I think of it as a curse, knowing im never gunna die, living forever, its not all it cracks up to be Lara.." He says.
Meanwhile katie was asleep on the sofa while The Doctor was reading a book.
He looked at Katie, she was fast asleep, well..
He then jumped as Katie quickly leaped on him and sat on his knee facing him.
"Kate!"
"What!"
"Dont do that!"
"Well sorry!!" She jumps off.
"Ye well you just jumped on me!"
"So! Bloody hell I was only messing about"
"Still!"
"Oh fuck off" She says.
He then felt a rush of air flow through him.
"What" He says standing up.
"I said fuck off, i cant be arsed with you when you in these moods" She says.
He then grabbed her wrists and pushed her against the wall.
"I SAID WHAT!!" He shouts at her.
"Doctor get off your hurting me" She says trying to struggle.
"Never talk to me like that again!"
"Im sorry! Just get off!"
The energy builds up more and more..he then punches her round the face.
Katie gasps and so does The Doctor.
"Kate.." He says.
"Get away from me.." Katie says backing away.
"Kate! Im sorry it wasnt me! I dont know what happened"
"Fuck off" She then ran out the tardis crying.
He gasped, he didnt know what came over him, he felt like he was a different person..an angry..violent person..what was causing this?
Katie walked down the street and rang Lara.
"Hey whats up" Lara says.
"Where are you"
"At the flat why?"
"On your own?"
"Ye why?"
"Ill be round in a second" She then puts the phone down.
The Doctor sits on the sofa with his head in his hands, what had he done?
Jack then came bursting in.
"Hey!" He then looks at him "Erm..hi?"
"Hey.." He sighs looking up.
"Whats up"
"Nothing.." He shakes his head.
"Sure?"
"Ye..positive"
Lara opened the door for Katie and was shocked when she came in crying.
"Kate! Whats up!" She says pulling her in for a hug.
"The Doctor.." She sniffs.
"What?"
"He..he hit me.." She says.
"What! Look at me" She takes a look at her eye.
"No, he wouldnt do that.." Lara says.
"Well he did! I jumped on him playfully and he started kicking off..he pinned me up against the wall and just started getting agressive, how come you didnt tell me he was like this!!"
"I didnt know! Kate, somethings wrong with him, he wouldnt do this"
"I just..didnt think he was like that.." She crys.
"Come here.." She hugs her.
Thursday, 31 January 2008
Time after time
*Sigh*
Lara rollled her eyes, she knew gwen hated her but she didnt have to make a big deal out of it
*sigh*
Lara got her gun out and started opening doors
*Sighs*
"Will you shut up sighing!"Lara screamed
"I cant help it, being with you makes me fed up"
"Well dont think i like being with you either"Lara said checking the rooms
"I dont think you should even be here, Jacks just using you"
"Oh give it a rest gwen"Lara said turning to her
"He is!"
"Yeah whatever, look we're not even proper girlfriend and boyfriend, we're just....seeing each other, thats all."
"He only wants you for one thing"
"Look Gwen, im a higher rank then you, im a Time Agent, and i dont deserve to be spoken to like a normal pathetic human like you"Lara said "You talk down to me again and ill dismiss you"
"You dont have that power"
"Yeah but i have Jack"Lara smiled
"He would never get rid of me"
They then heard something move..
"Shush"Lara said
"You shush"
Lara sighed
"So, whats this long thing do?"Martha said pointing to Jacks gun (lol)
"It shoots things Martha"He sighed "Dont play stupid, you've worked with the doctor, you know about timey wimey stuff"Jack then paused "I mean, time travelling"
"Alright, so tell me Jack, are you, single?"
"Um, not really"
"What are you then?"
"Im kinda seeing someone"
"Well its you're not taken why dont you go out with me?"Martha asked
Jack turned to her
"What on earth are you on about?"
"I fancy you Jack, and the Doctor told me about you, being flirtatious"
He smirked
"Yes i am, but i cant be, i work with Lara, and Gwen and now you, its gonna be awkard"
"Come on, just kiss me"
"No!"Jack said
"You're bisexual arent you Jack?"
"Ye- hang on how did you know that?"
"The Doctor told me"
"He likes talking about me doesnt he?"
A slitheen then came out of nowhere
"Shit!"Jack said
He shot it in the head and it screamed
Jack got some type of guey liquid out of his pocket(lmao) and stuck it on the slitheens voice box
"Good thing i carry this with me"
"Ew"Martha said
"Stand back!"Jack said "Its gonna explode"
They then got in a corner and the monster exploded
Lara ran down the corridor with gwen and saw that Jack was hugging Martha in the corner covered in goo
"Erm.."Jack said looking up
He then stood up
"I want Martha dismissed"Lara said
"Shes only just started"Jack said
"Shes causing shit around here and i dont like it"
"Lara, give her a chance"
"I dont like working with this welsh cunt here-"
"-oi!"Gwen said
"And working with something like the Doctor dragged out of a black hole"
"Lara.."
"Jack they're trying to get inbetween us"
"Lara we're collegues, out of Torchwood we're.."
"Gay.."Katie stepped out of nowhere
"See you back at Head Quaters"Lara said teleporting off
"Ew whats that doing here"Katie said looking at Martha
"You can talk you ugly fuck"Martha said
"Jack!"
"Martha, stop it"Jack sighed
"Fucking slag" Katie says.
"Say that again to my face" Martha walks up to her.
"Fuck-ing Sl-ag" Katie says.
Martha looks at her and turns away.
"Shitbag.."
"What!"
"Right pack it in now, Katie wheres The Doctor, being the only male here aint easy you know"
"Oh hes recovering"
"Why?"
"Private reasons.."
"Well tell him to get his ass here now and Katie, no offence but can you go, see to Lara because..just tell her I love her.." Jack says.
Gwen and Martha both look at Jack.
"Ok" Katie walks off.
"Thanks Kate"
"Right you two both of you in my office now" They teleport off.
Kate walks in Lara's room.
"Lara..you ok" Katie says walking in.
"Im fine.." She says facing a pillow.
"Whats gone on?"
"Just fucking Martha! Serously I hate her!"
"Her! Again, im gunna fucking kill her, whats she done"
"Just getting in between me and Jack and gwen aint helping either"
"Right im gunna fucking kill them both watch" Kate goes to walk out but Lara grabs her hand.
"Im not having you sacked for something that involves me.."
"I dont give a shit! They can sack me! Im not having my mate feeling like shit cause of some slag"
Then there was a knock on the door.
"Come in" Lara shouts.
"Come in!!!" Lara shouts.
"Get Katie.." It was The Doctor.
Katie sighs and walks out the door, he stands there covering up himself.
"Wheres my boxers" He says.
"Erm..on the bed?"
"No"
"Under the bed?"
"No"
"I dont know then but Jack wants you urgently"
"Ok..what you doing?"
"Oh long story" Katie shuts the door.
"Give him these"Lara said geting something out from beneath her pillow
"What the?"Kate looked shocked
"Jack told me to keep them under my pillow cause it was kinky"Lara shrugged
"Calvin kliens....nice"Kate said picking them up
She chuked them outside the door
"Here you are doctor"Kate said closing the door
"Whose are these?.....They're too big for me"The doctor said
"They are jacks"Kate said
"Great.."
"Girls i need you to stop being so bitchy"Jack said putting his feet up on the desk
"We're not bitchy Jack, i just think we dont need two time agents with us"Gwen said
"Shes a time agent?"Martha questioned
"Yeah"Gwen nodded
"Look"He sat up "As you've probbaly realised, theres been more alien activity then ever"
"Thats cause theres two of you here!"Gwen said
"Gwen..be quiet, anyway we need as many people as we can get"Jack said "If you dont like it then i rather both of you left now"
They looked at each other
Ianto walked in
"Erm.."
Jack looked over
"Nothing.."He walked back out
He always seemed nervous around Jack
"Just please get on with her"
"I dont agree with your relationship"Gwen said
"Its not a relationship"He slammed his hands down
There was an awkard silence
"I love her but we cant go out, i know that, the area officer comes round once a year to check on us and i dont want to get dismissed cause i kept her here because of my feelings. If he finds out, shell be imported and i dont want that. I care for her too much. But this is work, we keep things seperate. Any questions?"Jack asked
Silence..
"Get back to work then...Martha i want you to do an autopsy on the Slitheen, Gwen i want you to find where it came from ok?"
"Yes Jack"They both said
"Right, ill be back in a few minutes.."He teleported off
Jack teleported to outside Laras
He looked out the window opposite and thought things through
"Jack!"A voice came
He turned round
The doctor was stood there in Jacks boxers
"What are you doing with those on?"Jack asked
"I cant find my clothes, Katies hidden them"
"Yeah whatever"He smiled
Jack walked past him and knocked on the door
Kate answered
"FOR FUCK- oh sorry Jack"Kate said
"Is Lara in"
"Maybe.."
"Well can i talk to her?"
"Maybe..."
"Well is that a yes or no?"Jack asked
Lara pushed kate out the way
"Ignore her"She laughed
They then walked into this park and spoke about them and other stuff
"You see Gwen and Martha are jealous"
"Why?"
"Well i told the line agent that ii wanted to keep you cause we needed another agent"
"Oh"
"And Gwen and Martha fancy me"He smiled "But then again everyone does"
Lara giggled
"I know we cant ever have a serious relationship together until we dont work for Torchwood anymore, but i do love you and care for you alot"He said holding both her hands
"I understand"He said looking up at him
They stood there staring at each other lovingly..
Jacks phone then went off
"Everytime"Lara sighed "I bet you its Gwen!"
Jack answered "Hello?"
"Jack we need you now"Ianto said
"Ok ill be right there" Jack put the phone down.
"Spot of trouble..again.." Jack rolled his eyes "Best to check it out, come on" He says.
"Whats the point in hiding my boxers!" He shouts at Katie.
"I havnt hid them! Youve! Misplaced them.."
"Your smiling.."
"No im not" She covers her mouth.
"If you have.."
"What you gunna do" Katie smiles.
"Right so whats going on" Jack says.
"There has been another alien sighting on a shop, just a few miles from here, its going to take some sorting out so we have to take the van and we need as many agents as we can" Ianto says.
"Right..Lara go unlock the van" Jack chucks Lara the keys and she walks off.
"Gwen Martha come on" Jack says.
The Doctor sits there on the sofa, Katie sits at the table laughing.
"Right ive had enough!" He stands up.
"Where you going"
"To buy some new pairs"
"Ok" Katie sniggers.
A few moments later..
"Where are my clothes!!" He shouts.
Katie giggled to herself.
Eventually the team got to the entrance of the ship, this looked like a big problem and maybe the cause for so much alien activity.
"Right come on move" Jack rushes in "Watch your backs, you dont know what they are.." He highers his gun and looks around cautiosly.
They look around, on their way they had to kill a few aliens called slapolos but they eventually got to the main center, where an alien was all wired up.
"Shit.."
"All Aim" Jack orders.
Everyone highers there guns.
"And shoot!!"
"They all take turns in shooting the wires, the monster falls down to the ground..dead.."
"Well done..team" Jack runs over to the panel and disconnects all the signals to the other planets.
"Right, job well done, we just need to send this ship off, Ryan? Send this ship off to torchwood, we can take a closer look at it there"
Jack, Gwen and the rest of the team teleport away leaving Lara and Martha, then Katie comes running in.
"Arghh! No help The Doctors gunna kill me" Katie laughs.
"What the-how did you get here!" Lara shouts.
"Oh..I dunno, cool, nice paintwork anyway" She looks down and finds an alien gun.
"Ooo.." She picks it up
Martha then runs and jumps on Lara and trys strangling her. Katie not payinga ny attention just fascinated by the gun.
She then presses the trigger, it bounces off the wall and hits Martha in the chest.
"FUCKKKK!!!" Katie shouts.
Lara then looks up.
"Katie.."
"Im sorry oh my god im so sorry I didnt mean to" She gasps.
"We're gonna be in deep shit"Lara said holding her neck
"I really didnt mean it!"Katie said
Lara looks at Marthas body and tries to find a pulse
"I think you've killed her"Lara said looking at Kate
"Oh shit, what if Jack finds out? Im gonna be dismissed"Kate said
Lara stood up and looked around
"Lets hide her body......there"Lara pointed out towards a bin
"What if people find it?"Kate asks
"Ill inject some stuff into her so that the body composes within 24 hours instead of 24 days"Lara said bending down to Martha
SHe checked her pockets
She found some sort of passport.
She looked at it
"Well what do you know? She was an alien"
"I had a feeling that bitch was"Kate said
"Lets keep this incase...and keep the money she has too.... and crush her phone"Lara said standing on it
"What should we say to jack?"
"That she just disappeared"Lara said picking her body up "Just dont mention anything about her ok?"
Back at Torchwood..
"Good work team...wheres Lara and Kate?"Jack asked
They quickly teleported in
"Here"Kate and Lara said
"Oh.."He lokoed around
"Marthas on her way, so shes still alive...and hasnt been killed"Kate outbursted
Lara covered her mouth
"Stop it"
"I cant help it im nervous"
"Anyway team, ill meet you here same time tommorow morning"Jack said teleporting off
Katie then looked at her phone, it was a text off The Doctor "Where are you"
She sighed.
"Right im gunna have to get off Lara"
"Where you going!"
"Doctor wants know where I am"
"You might aswell live there" Lara laughs "Alright see ya after"
Lara sighed and jumped as a figure appeared at the side of her.
"Jack!"
"What" He laughs "Are you sure Martha was following you back?"
"Er ye.."
"Is there something your not telling me"
"No serously she was right behind us"
"Right, fancy going for a drink?"
"Sure" She smiles.
"Where you been" The Doctor says.
"Oh just kil-I mean just helpin Lara with something"
"Right.." He says "Katie just tell me where my clothes are"
"There in the cupboard in the kitchen I cant be arsed playing now" She laughs.
He looks at her and goes to get changed.
He walks back and looks at her.
"What" Katie says.
He keeps looking at her.
"What! Stop staring!"
"Right" He says.
"Right what!"
"You love me right"
"Ye course why.."
He raises both hands to hold her face and look deep into her eyes.
"I worry about you sometimes.." She laughs.
He presses his lips against Katie's and passiontly kisses her, exploring her mouth like hes never done before and then let go.
"What was that in aid of!"
"Burn with me.." He looks at her.
"What?"
"Burn with me.."
"I dont wanna die, not yet"
"No not literally! Just..burn with me"
"What does that mean"
"Oh for god sake, it means-"
"Is it kinky?"
"No it-"
"Is it sexy?-"
"No! Listen, I want us to both spend the rest of our lives together, to do that, I want you to burn with me, join me..be part of me.."
"Is this like marriage?"
"Well..no not really, it is commitment but just without the rings and stuff so..?"
"Will it hurt?"
"When?"
"Like will I feel anything"
"Well what will happen is we'll like join souls, you'll probably not know who you are or whats going on for a few seconds but after that youre fine.."
Katie nods.
"You will then?"
"Yes" Katie smiles
"I love you Katie.." The Doctor says holding both of her hands.
"I love you too Doctor.."
The Doctor leans in, as their mouths touch Katie feels the rush of energy jolt through her. She gasps.
"Its ok..nearly over.." He mutters.
Then a few moments later they both break apart.
"Wow.." Katie goes to fall but The Doctor catches her.
"You will feel a little bit drozy for a bit, but dont worry, its over" He smiles at her.
"So what happens now.." Katie says.
"Nothing, weve just..basically joined souls, your mine, and im yours and oh ye your a time lady" He says.
"A what!"
"Oh sorry, erm, your a time lady, basically youve got two lives, two reginerations"
"Whats that mean"
"Well I have 13..im on my tenth, if I die, I insintly change into another figure. You if you die you will instintly change into another figure a woman obvously"
"What if I turn into an old women!"
"I would still love you" He smiles
"Ew.."
"Anyway, you need rest"
"Kate doesnt want rest, Kate wants sex" She laughs.
"The hormones, should of knew they would kick on, come on you, you need to rest that body of yours" He lifts her up.
"Is this some kinky way of sending me to bed" She smiles.
"No, now rest" He smiles and puts her on the bed, lightly kissing her forehead. He then walks out and closes the door.
Lara rollled her eyes, she knew gwen hated her but she didnt have to make a big deal out of it
*sigh*
Lara got her gun out and started opening doors
*Sighs*
"Will you shut up sighing!"Lara screamed
"I cant help it, being with you makes me fed up"
"Well dont think i like being with you either"Lara said checking the rooms
"I dont think you should even be here, Jacks just using you"
"Oh give it a rest gwen"Lara said turning to her
"He is!"
"Yeah whatever, look we're not even proper girlfriend and boyfriend, we're just....seeing each other, thats all."
"He only wants you for one thing"
"Look Gwen, im a higher rank then you, im a Time Agent, and i dont deserve to be spoken to like a normal pathetic human like you"Lara said "You talk down to me again and ill dismiss you"
"You dont have that power"
"Yeah but i have Jack"Lara smiled
"He would never get rid of me"
They then heard something move..
"Shush"Lara said
"You shush"
Lara sighed
"So, whats this long thing do?"Martha said pointing to Jacks gun (lol)
"It shoots things Martha"He sighed "Dont play stupid, you've worked with the doctor, you know about timey wimey stuff"Jack then paused "I mean, time travelling"
"Alright, so tell me Jack, are you, single?"
"Um, not really"
"What are you then?"
"Im kinda seeing someone"
"Well its you're not taken why dont you go out with me?"Martha asked
Jack turned to her
"What on earth are you on about?"
"I fancy you Jack, and the Doctor told me about you, being flirtatious"
He smirked
"Yes i am, but i cant be, i work with Lara, and Gwen and now you, its gonna be awkard"
"Come on, just kiss me"
"No!"Jack said
"You're bisexual arent you Jack?"
"Ye- hang on how did you know that?"
"The Doctor told me"
"He likes talking about me doesnt he?"
A slitheen then came out of nowhere
"Shit!"Jack said
He shot it in the head and it screamed
Jack got some type of guey liquid out of his pocket(lmao) and stuck it on the slitheens voice box
"Good thing i carry this with me"
"Ew"Martha said
"Stand back!"Jack said "Its gonna explode"
They then got in a corner and the monster exploded
Lara ran down the corridor with gwen and saw that Jack was hugging Martha in the corner covered in goo
"Erm.."Jack said looking up
He then stood up
"I want Martha dismissed"Lara said
"Shes only just started"Jack said
"Shes causing shit around here and i dont like it"
"Lara, give her a chance"
"I dont like working with this welsh cunt here-"
"-oi!"Gwen said
"And working with something like the Doctor dragged out of a black hole"
"Lara.."
"Jack they're trying to get inbetween us"
"Lara we're collegues, out of Torchwood we're.."
"Gay.."Katie stepped out of nowhere
"See you back at Head Quaters"Lara said teleporting off
"Ew whats that doing here"Katie said looking at Martha
"You can talk you ugly fuck"Martha said
"Jack!"
"Martha, stop it"Jack sighed
"Fucking slag" Katie says.
"Say that again to my face" Martha walks up to her.
"Fuck-ing Sl-ag" Katie says.
Martha looks at her and turns away.
"Shitbag.."
"What!"
"Right pack it in now, Katie wheres The Doctor, being the only male here aint easy you know"
"Oh hes recovering"
"Why?"
"Private reasons.."
"Well tell him to get his ass here now and Katie, no offence but can you go, see to Lara because..just tell her I love her.." Jack says.
Gwen and Martha both look at Jack.
"Ok" Katie walks off.
"Thanks Kate"
"Right you two both of you in my office now" They teleport off.
Kate walks in Lara's room.
"Lara..you ok" Katie says walking in.
"Im fine.." She says facing a pillow.
"Whats gone on?"
"Just fucking Martha! Serously I hate her!"
"Her! Again, im gunna fucking kill her, whats she done"
"Just getting in between me and Jack and gwen aint helping either"
"Right im gunna fucking kill them both watch" Kate goes to walk out but Lara grabs her hand.
"Im not having you sacked for something that involves me.."
"I dont give a shit! They can sack me! Im not having my mate feeling like shit cause of some slag"
Then there was a knock on the door.
"Come in" Lara shouts.
"Come in!!!" Lara shouts.
"Get Katie.." It was The Doctor.
Katie sighs and walks out the door, he stands there covering up himself.
"Wheres my boxers" He says.
"Erm..on the bed?"
"No"
"Under the bed?"
"No"
"I dont know then but Jack wants you urgently"
"Ok..what you doing?"
"Oh long story" Katie shuts the door.
"Give him these"Lara said geting something out from beneath her pillow
"What the?"Kate looked shocked
"Jack told me to keep them under my pillow cause it was kinky"Lara shrugged
"Calvin kliens....nice"Kate said picking them up
She chuked them outside the door
"Here you are doctor"Kate said closing the door
"Whose are these?.....They're too big for me"The doctor said
"They are jacks"Kate said
"Great.."
"Girls i need you to stop being so bitchy"Jack said putting his feet up on the desk
"We're not bitchy Jack, i just think we dont need two time agents with us"Gwen said
"Shes a time agent?"Martha questioned
"Yeah"Gwen nodded
"Look"He sat up "As you've probbaly realised, theres been more alien activity then ever"
"Thats cause theres two of you here!"Gwen said
"Gwen..be quiet, anyway we need as many people as we can get"Jack said "If you dont like it then i rather both of you left now"
They looked at each other
Ianto walked in
"Erm.."
Jack looked over
"Nothing.."He walked back out
He always seemed nervous around Jack
"Just please get on with her"
"I dont agree with your relationship"Gwen said
"Its not a relationship"He slammed his hands down
There was an awkard silence
"I love her but we cant go out, i know that, the area officer comes round once a year to check on us and i dont want to get dismissed cause i kept her here because of my feelings. If he finds out, shell be imported and i dont want that. I care for her too much. But this is work, we keep things seperate. Any questions?"Jack asked
Silence..
"Get back to work then...Martha i want you to do an autopsy on the Slitheen, Gwen i want you to find where it came from ok?"
"Yes Jack"They both said
"Right, ill be back in a few minutes.."He teleported off
Jack teleported to outside Laras
He looked out the window opposite and thought things through
"Jack!"A voice came
He turned round
The doctor was stood there in Jacks boxers
"What are you doing with those on?"Jack asked
"I cant find my clothes, Katies hidden them"
"Yeah whatever"He smiled
Jack walked past him and knocked on the door
Kate answered
"FOR FUCK- oh sorry Jack"Kate said
"Is Lara in"
"Maybe.."
"Well can i talk to her?"
"Maybe..."
"Well is that a yes or no?"Jack asked
Lara pushed kate out the way
"Ignore her"She laughed
They then walked into this park and spoke about them and other stuff
"You see Gwen and Martha are jealous"
"Why?"
"Well i told the line agent that ii wanted to keep you cause we needed another agent"
"Oh"
"And Gwen and Martha fancy me"He smiled "But then again everyone does"
Lara giggled
"I know we cant ever have a serious relationship together until we dont work for Torchwood anymore, but i do love you and care for you alot"He said holding both her hands
"I understand"He said looking up at him
They stood there staring at each other lovingly..
Jacks phone then went off
"Everytime"Lara sighed "I bet you its Gwen!"
Jack answered "Hello?"
"Jack we need you now"Ianto said
"Ok ill be right there" Jack put the phone down.
"Spot of trouble..again.." Jack rolled his eyes "Best to check it out, come on" He says.
"Whats the point in hiding my boxers!" He shouts at Katie.
"I havnt hid them! Youve! Misplaced them.."
"Your smiling.."
"No im not" She covers her mouth.
"If you have.."
"What you gunna do" Katie smiles.
"Right so whats going on" Jack says.
"There has been another alien sighting on a shop, just a few miles from here, its going to take some sorting out so we have to take the van and we need as many agents as we can" Ianto says.
"Right..Lara go unlock the van" Jack chucks Lara the keys and she walks off.
"Gwen Martha come on" Jack says.
The Doctor sits there on the sofa, Katie sits at the table laughing.
"Right ive had enough!" He stands up.
"Where you going"
"To buy some new pairs"
"Ok" Katie sniggers.
A few moments later..
"Where are my clothes!!" He shouts.
Katie giggled to herself.
Eventually the team got to the entrance of the ship, this looked like a big problem and maybe the cause for so much alien activity.
"Right come on move" Jack rushes in "Watch your backs, you dont know what they are.." He highers his gun and looks around cautiosly.
They look around, on their way they had to kill a few aliens called slapolos but they eventually got to the main center, where an alien was all wired up.
"Shit.."
"All Aim" Jack orders.
Everyone highers there guns.
"And shoot!!"
"They all take turns in shooting the wires, the monster falls down to the ground..dead.."
"Well done..team" Jack runs over to the panel and disconnects all the signals to the other planets.
"Right, job well done, we just need to send this ship off, Ryan? Send this ship off to torchwood, we can take a closer look at it there"
Jack, Gwen and the rest of the team teleport away leaving Lara and Martha, then Katie comes running in.
"Arghh! No help The Doctors gunna kill me" Katie laughs.
"What the-how did you get here!" Lara shouts.
"Oh..I dunno, cool, nice paintwork anyway" She looks down and finds an alien gun.
"Ooo.." She picks it up
Martha then runs and jumps on Lara and trys strangling her. Katie not payinga ny attention just fascinated by the gun.
She then presses the trigger, it bounces off the wall and hits Martha in the chest.
"FUCKKKK!!!" Katie shouts.
Lara then looks up.
"Katie.."
"Im sorry oh my god im so sorry I didnt mean to" She gasps.
"We're gonna be in deep shit"Lara said holding her neck
"I really didnt mean it!"Katie said
Lara looks at Marthas body and tries to find a pulse
"I think you've killed her"Lara said looking at Kate
"Oh shit, what if Jack finds out? Im gonna be dismissed"Kate said
Lara stood up and looked around
"Lets hide her body......there"Lara pointed out towards a bin
"What if people find it?"Kate asks
"Ill inject some stuff into her so that the body composes within 24 hours instead of 24 days"Lara said bending down to Martha
SHe checked her pockets
She found some sort of passport.
She looked at it
"Well what do you know? She was an alien"
"I had a feeling that bitch was"Kate said
"Lets keep this incase...and keep the money she has too.... and crush her phone"Lara said standing on it
"What should we say to jack?"
"That she just disappeared"Lara said picking her body up "Just dont mention anything about her ok?"
Back at Torchwood..
"Good work team...wheres Lara and Kate?"Jack asked
They quickly teleported in
"Here"Kate and Lara said
"Oh.."He lokoed around
"Marthas on her way, so shes still alive...and hasnt been killed"Kate outbursted
Lara covered her mouth
"Stop it"
"I cant help it im nervous"
"Anyway team, ill meet you here same time tommorow morning"Jack said teleporting off
Katie then looked at her phone, it was a text off The Doctor "Where are you"
She sighed.
"Right im gunna have to get off Lara"
"Where you going!"
"Doctor wants know where I am"
"You might aswell live there" Lara laughs "Alright see ya after"
Lara sighed and jumped as a figure appeared at the side of her.
"Jack!"
"What" He laughs "Are you sure Martha was following you back?"
"Er ye.."
"Is there something your not telling me"
"No serously she was right behind us"
"Right, fancy going for a drink?"
"Sure" She smiles.
"Where you been" The Doctor says.
"Oh just kil-I mean just helpin Lara with something"
"Right.." He says "Katie just tell me where my clothes are"
"There in the cupboard in the kitchen I cant be arsed playing now" She laughs.
He looks at her and goes to get changed.
He walks back and looks at her.
"What" Katie says.
He keeps looking at her.
"What! Stop staring!"
"Right" He says.
"Right what!"
"You love me right"
"Ye course why.."
He raises both hands to hold her face and look deep into her eyes.
"I worry about you sometimes.." She laughs.
He presses his lips against Katie's and passiontly kisses her, exploring her mouth like hes never done before and then let go.
"What was that in aid of!"
"Burn with me.." He looks at her.
"What?"
"Burn with me.."
"I dont wanna die, not yet"
"No not literally! Just..burn with me"
"What does that mean"
"Oh for god sake, it means-"
"Is it kinky?"
"No it-"
"Is it sexy?-"
"No! Listen, I want us to both spend the rest of our lives together, to do that, I want you to burn with me, join me..be part of me.."
"Is this like marriage?"
"Well..no not really, it is commitment but just without the rings and stuff so..?"
"Will it hurt?"
"When?"
"Like will I feel anything"
"Well what will happen is we'll like join souls, you'll probably not know who you are or whats going on for a few seconds but after that youre fine.."
Katie nods.
"You will then?"
"Yes" Katie smiles
"I love you Katie.." The Doctor says holding both of her hands.
"I love you too Doctor.."
The Doctor leans in, as their mouths touch Katie feels the rush of energy jolt through her. She gasps.
"Its ok..nearly over.." He mutters.
Then a few moments later they both break apart.
"Wow.." Katie goes to fall but The Doctor catches her.
"You will feel a little bit drozy for a bit, but dont worry, its over" He smiles at her.
"So what happens now.." Katie says.
"Nothing, weve just..basically joined souls, your mine, and im yours and oh ye your a time lady" He says.
"A what!"
"Oh sorry, erm, your a time lady, basically youve got two lives, two reginerations"
"Whats that mean"
"Well I have 13..im on my tenth, if I die, I insintly change into another figure. You if you die you will instintly change into another figure a woman obvously"
"What if I turn into an old women!"
"I would still love you" He smiles
"Ew.."
"Anyway, you need rest"
"Kate doesnt want rest, Kate wants sex" She laughs.
"The hormones, should of knew they would kick on, come on you, you need to rest that body of yours" He lifts her up.
"Is this some kinky way of sending me to bed" She smiles.
"No, now rest" He smiles and puts her on the bed, lightly kissing her forehead. He then walks out and closes the door.
Monday, 28 January 2008
oo yeah gonna make lurrve 2222 uuuu
So it came to night and Lara was waiting in Jacks bach pad (lmao)
It came up to 9 o clock, and Lara still waited. She looked down at her watch.
She then sighed and teleported to Torchwood. And there Jack was, sat on his chair talking to a girl
"Jack!" Lara said
Jack moved his head from the girl to Lara stood behind her
He saw Lara in a black silky dress, wow..
"Um..Lara, sorry, i just got an unexpected visit"He said standing up
"Ive been waiting for half an hour, another 30 mins and i would of drunk all your wine"
"Sorry, we've got a new recruit"
The girl turned around
"This is Martha Jones. She worked with the Doctor"
Martha smiled
"Hiya"She said putting her hand out
Lara shook it
"Anyway.."Lara sighed
"Just hang on alright"Jack said "Im putting Martha in charge from Monday, as i've booked a holiday for us"
"Have you?"
"Yes"
"Just the two of us?"
"Yes"
"No Katie?"
"Yes"He smiled
"oooo"Lara smiled
"Just go back to mine and ill be there in a minute ok?"
"Ok"Lara then teleported off
"I cant wait to work here"Martha said standing up"Especially working with such an intelligent man"
"Well...thank you"He smiled
He was always a sucker for a flirty girl...or maybe a guy!
"I'll be enjoying working with a hunky, amercian, smart, sexy gentleman like yourself"She said playing with his shirt
He smiled.
He shook himself out of it
"Right, i have to go, Gwen will show you everything else"
"When will i see you again?"She asked
"Tommorow"He smirked
He then teleported off
He got back to his pad and looked about
"lara?"He called
He looked aorund the flat and then looked in his room. Lara was fast asleep with a bottle in her hand
"Wake up"He said shaking her
"Im tired"Lara yawned
Jack then took his shirt off followed by his belt. Lara heard him undoing his trousers and looked up
"I thought that would wake you up"He said
"Im still tired"Lara said
He got on the bed naked next to her and started kissing her neck
"Jack, just wait til morning"
"A time agents kiss always works"He said kissing heron the lips.
Lara then responded back, she suddenly felt so awake
"God im bored"Katie said walking around the hotel
"I know one thing that can cure bordness"The Doctor said
"No!"Katie said putting her fingers in her ears
"Come on Kate.."
"No! Your not going to get me to change my mind!" She says.
He sighs "Fine im getting a shower" He walks off.
Katie stands there, she was so bored she just wanted to get in the shower with him an- no she wouldnt.
Lara looked over at Jack, he looked so cute when he was asleep. She then lay there and thought about things, random things. That Martha, she seemed like a snobby type of person...
The Doctor comes out the shower. Katie was sat on the sofa flicking through the channels.
"Yano this televsion is quite interesting, loads of channels.." She says trying to take her mind of things.
He then stands in front of her with just a towel round him.
"Doctor! Stop it! I thought you wernt like this, I thought you were the patient..non sex addict type..I think the real doctors coming out" She smirks.
"What! No!" He went red "Im just trying to get you to stop being so boring and anyway, im a normal person, I like sex just as much as any other man"
"Ten times more.." Katie sniggers "Anyway im off to bed" She walks off to the bedroom.
"God sake!" He just wanted to scream..now he was getting a tiny bit fustrated.
In the morning..
Lara opened her eyes, she looked to her side, Jack wasnt there.
She sat up and stretched, god she was knackered. She then heard a bang in the kitchen.
She stood up and picked up a random top from the floor and walked into the kitchen. Jack was stood there making breakfast.
"Oh you hunk" Lara smiles.
"Thankyou" He smiles putting some bacon on a plate "Were going to paris" He smiles.
"Oo when"
"After this" He smiles.
"How?"
"Erm, teleport? We can teleport anywhere on the earth, just not outside the earth, then we need the ship"
"Oh ye, sorry bit slow today.." Lara smiles.
"Right well.." He puts the breakfast on the table "Dig in.." He smiles.
"Can we go sightseeing, some museums or something" Katie says eating a piece of toast.
The Doctor spits his milk out and laughs.
"What!"
"You..museums..come on Kate" He laughs.
"Stop taking the piss" She hits him over head with the paper. "I fancy a bit of french culture"
"Oh Kate, come on, you cant keep this up" The Doctor sighs putting his glass down.
She had to admit..It was really getting hard now.
"Come on..just come to bed.." He says coming up behind her.
"Fuck off! Stop it" She walks off.
"WOOOO WERE IN PARIS! With no Katie woo" Lara laughs.
"Come on lets book in" Jack says holding her hand (aww)
They go up to the counter and get the key for the hotel they walk into the room.
"Wow..this is nice" Lara says looking around.
"Ye.." jack puts the bags down.
"Noisy neighbours.." Lara says.
"IM NOT SHAGGING YOU!" Katie Shouts.
"Im not saying that just saying stop being so..not you!"
"You just want a fucking shag!!"
"I dont!"
"You do!"
"Relationship problems.." Jack laughs.
"Hmm..anyway..what you wanna do this morning then" Lara smiles.
"Well..we could look round if you want..or stay in..check the place out, entirely up to you" He says.
"Hmm..shud we just stay here tonight? Watch some tele or something?"
"Sure, wahtever you want"
Meanwhile.
"This..is where all the monsters are kept.." Gwen sighs.
"Oh wow how fasciniting" Martha says noting down some things.
"Ye..great.." She says sarcasticly rolling her eyes
Later on that ..
Katie had been in the bedroom and locked the doctor out all afternoon.
"Kate..come on.." The Doctor knocked on the door.
"Should we go see our neighbours" Lara laughs cuddling up to Jack on the sofa.
"You know your problem, your too damn nice" Jack smiles.
"Shut up"
Katie opens the door.
"Now, you open..can we talk? We cant go on like this.."
"You look..annoyed" Katie giggles.
He raises an eyebro.w
Katie grabs his shirt and pulls him in for a deep kiss, The Doctor holds her waist.
The Doctor mumbles something into the kiss.
katie pulls away.
"What?"
"I said I love you" He smiles.
She smiles and pushes him onto the bed closing the door.
"Now your eager, I coudl just turn around and say no" He smiles.
"You wouldnt though"
"I know" He smiles.
A few moments later..
Jack and Lara were watching a film, nearly falling asleep.
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
"Fuck sake.." Lara says
"What they doing in there!" Jack says.
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
"Fuck sake im gunna have a word" Lara says standing up.
"You dont know them!"
"I dont give two flying shits, ive got a banging headache" She stands up and walks out the room door and knocks on their door.
"LAra!" Jack comes running after her.
Lara knocks harder.
She then barges in and stops.
"Kate!" Lara shouts.
"Lara!"
"Doctor!" Jack shouts.
"Jack!"
"What the fuck you doing here!" Katie says quickly covering herself.
"On holiday!" Lara says.
"Well fuck off were trying to have a shag here! A pretty good one aswell! Which is now spoilt" She sighs.
"Well it aint our fault!" lara shouts.
"Eh eh calm down, we'll just leave you two to it.." Jack says.
They both walked back out
"Great now we're gonna have kate spoiling our holiday"Lara sighed walking back into their room
"Well hopefully she wont, the doctor is there to keep her company"
"I guess"She says lying on the bed
Jack sat next to her
"Maybe we could make our own noise"He said nibbling on her shoulder
Lara looked over"Oh really?"
"Yes-"Jacks phone then went off
Lara turned her attention back to the t.v she knew what this phone call was gonna be something about torchwood.
Jack got his phone out and looked at the screen...Martha
He answered it
"Yeah?"
"I thought you were in today?"She asks
"No, im on holiday, is this important?"
"Gwen showed me round and i dont quite understand most of the gadgets, just wondering if you could tell me"Martha said "I love the sound of your voice"
Jack smiled
Lara looked over and Jack looked back at her
"Right i have to go, ill see you whenever"He said putting the phone down
"Who was that?"
"Martha"
"What the hell does she want?"Lara asked flicking through channels
"Just asking a few questions"
"You're on holiday though"Lara said
"Well shes new isnt she"He said
"I dont like her"
Jack then went back to nibbling Laras shoulder, he then kissed her neck up to her ear and whispered excatly what he wanted to do to her
Lara smirked
"You never stop do you?"She turned to him
"Time agents have a high sex drive, the same as time lords"He said slipping his hand beneath her top
"Really?"
"Yeah, it takes a few years to kick in though. Some time agents are more worse then me, they sometimes find anything attractive"He said kissing her stomach
"Even dogs?"Lara asked
"Yeah"He said between kisses
"Weird, i hope i dont find dogs attractive"She laughed
He lifted his head up and kissed her
Then..
CRASH!
Then whole room shook
"If thats them again, im gonna fucking kill them"Lara said
"Doubt it"
Jack stood up and got his gun (lmao)
He opened the door slowly and looked down the corridor
Some sort of spaceship had crashed into the building
Kate then came out of her room
"Is that you Lara?"She said
"Oh, its not"She laughed
Jack looked around him and saw the entrance of the ship.
"What the hell" The Doctor runs out with the nearest thing he could get hiding his down below..a book.
Everyone looked at him.
"Well..Katie's got my clothes!"
"Hehe, anyway whats going on" Katie says.
"Some space craft has just crashed into here obvoisly" Lara says.
"Shut up"
"See! This is why I wanted a holiday without Katie!"
"Oi!"
"Right shut up girls, Doctor as much as I like to see you like that get something on, I need you to help me explore this ship" He says lowering his gun.
The Doctor walked back into the room.
"Ye I need to get some clothes on aswell" Katie says.
"Youve got some on" Lara says.
"Ye well there the Doctors and I..need my own" She rushes in and closes the door.
20 minutes later..
"Fuck sake where are they!" Jack shouts "Were gunna have to go"
"Ill go in" Lara says.
"Do you really want to?" Jack says.
"Nah..come on then, theyll follow" Lara says walking into the ship with Jack.
Just as they were walking in a pig ran out, but it was running on its hind legs
"What the?"Lara said
"That means theres a slitheen around"Jack said "Great"
"Damn monsters"
"We need the Doctor for this"Jack said "Hes got a camoflage analysier"
"What about Torchwood? Wont they be here in a-"
"STAND BACK!"A voice called
Gwen was running up the stairs through the crowds of people
"Fuck sake"Lara sighed
"Jack?"Gwen stood and looked at him
"Im on holiday, and then this arrived"He said "A pig thing ran down that corridor"
Martha then walked up
"Even better"Lara sighed
Katie walked out
"Right we're ready"She said
The Doctor then walked out "Martha!"He smiled
Katie rolls her eyes.
"Doctor!" She runs up to him and hugs him.
"Ahem!" Katie gets in between them "My property dont touch" Katie smiles.
Martha looks her up and down "And who are you" She asks.
"Katie, The Doctors girlfriend" She crosses her arms.
Martha gives her a dirty look and walks off.
"Oh I swear im gunna slap her!" Katie shouts.
"No you wont!"
"Who is she anyway!"
"Erm..one of my last companions" He says.
"What you mean companion"
"Well..like, I cant explain it right now" The Doctor says
"So im just a companion, I bet you were shagging her once" Katie storms off
"Kate! Wait!" The Doctor shouts, but she was gone.
"God sake" He sighs kicking the wall.
"Go after her" Jack says.
"Ye we'll be fine now Torchwood are here" Lara says.
"Thanks.." The Doctor runs down the hall.
Lara walks up to Martha and corners her.
"Right, a few things you need to kn ow about Torchwood, we dont like back stabbers, we dont like people who get in other peoples way and we certainly dont like liars" Lara says.
"Ok" She rolls her eyes.
"Serously, you dont want to get the wrong side of me and if you upset anyone especially Katie, like youve already done you'll be gone got it?"
Martha walks off.
"Ohhh why did you have to hire her!" Lara says to Jack.
"I dunno she seemed good seen as she was workin with The Doctor"
"Hmm.."
"Kate open up" The Doctor knocks on the hotel door. By this time the hotel was abonded once everyone heard about the monster.
"Fuck off!" Katie shouts.
"Kate, you know your not a companion, your everything to me, you know that!"
"Do I"
"Yes! let me in please, we can talk about this"
Katie opens up.
"Serously, dont wind me up" They shut the door behind them.
"So which way did it head" Gwen asked Jack.
"I think down that corridor there, we'll have to split up, Lara you come with me-"
"Excuse me? Dont you think I best go with you Jack seen as im new, I dont know what im doing..you can..explain stuff"
Lara looks at Martha and Martha smiles.
"Oh yano what fine go with him" Lara says.
"You sure?" Jack asks.
"Well im never gunna get some time with you anywayso forget it"
"Gwen go with Lara" Jack says.
"Oh thats even better!" Lara walks off.
"So how many has their been then" Katie says.
"Of what?"
"Companions come on.."
"Look, Katie it doesnt matter, your not a companion to me, your something much more special then that, your what I live for.."
"I bet you told that Martha"
"No! Kate, I love you, ive never loved someone like ive loved you, look at me" He places his hand on the side of her face "Before I met you I was just this lonely traveler, finding companion to companion for someone to keep me company, it wasnt doing me any good cause..I just wasnt getting out, but then I met you and it just all changed for me..I realised that theres more to life then traveling, more to life then passing on one person to the next, I realised that..i'm the luckiest man on this world..to have such a beautiful, funny, gorgous girl..and thats you Kate.." He says looking straight at her.
Kate didnt know what to say, she felt that she was going to cry, nobody, nobody had ever said that to her, nobody had ever looked at her like that before with such serouiusness.
"Thankyou" She says.
"For what?"
"Just..being there for me..youve really..made me open my eyes..youve changed my life aswell you know" Katie says.
The Doctor smiles at her and leans in to kiss her gently on her lips and resting his hands on her hips.
He pushes her onto the bed softly.
"Wait-we-need-to..doctor stop a minute" Katie laughs.
"What?"
"We need to help them lot" Katie says. "As much as I would like to have you right here on this bed we need to help them.."
"Theyve got torchwood, anyway stop complaining" He grins.
It came up to 9 o clock, and Lara still waited. She looked down at her watch.
She then sighed and teleported to Torchwood. And there Jack was, sat on his chair talking to a girl
"Jack!" Lara said
Jack moved his head from the girl to Lara stood behind her
He saw Lara in a black silky dress, wow..
"Um..Lara, sorry, i just got an unexpected visit"He said standing up
"Ive been waiting for half an hour, another 30 mins and i would of drunk all your wine"
"Sorry, we've got a new recruit"
The girl turned around
"This is Martha Jones. She worked with the Doctor"
Martha smiled
"Hiya"She said putting her hand out
Lara shook it
"Anyway.."Lara sighed
"Just hang on alright"Jack said "Im putting Martha in charge from Monday, as i've booked a holiday for us"
"Have you?"
"Yes"
"Just the two of us?"
"Yes"
"No Katie?"
"Yes"He smiled
"oooo"Lara smiled
"Just go back to mine and ill be there in a minute ok?"
"Ok"Lara then teleported off
"I cant wait to work here"Martha said standing up"Especially working with such an intelligent man"
"Well...thank you"He smiled
He was always a sucker for a flirty girl...or maybe a guy!
"I'll be enjoying working with a hunky, amercian, smart, sexy gentleman like yourself"She said playing with his shirt
He smiled.
He shook himself out of it
"Right, i have to go, Gwen will show you everything else"
"When will i see you again?"She asked
"Tommorow"He smirked
He then teleported off
He got back to his pad and looked about
"lara?"He called
He looked aorund the flat and then looked in his room. Lara was fast asleep with a bottle in her hand
"Wake up"He said shaking her
"Im tired"Lara yawned
Jack then took his shirt off followed by his belt. Lara heard him undoing his trousers and looked up
"I thought that would wake you up"He said
"Im still tired"Lara said
He got on the bed naked next to her and started kissing her neck
"Jack, just wait til morning"
"A time agents kiss always works"He said kissing heron the lips.
Lara then responded back, she suddenly felt so awake
"God im bored"Katie said walking around the hotel
"I know one thing that can cure bordness"The Doctor said
"No!"Katie said putting her fingers in her ears
"Come on Kate.."
"No! Your not going to get me to change my mind!" She says.
He sighs "Fine im getting a shower" He walks off.
Katie stands there, she was so bored she just wanted to get in the shower with him an- no she wouldnt.
Lara looked over at Jack, he looked so cute when he was asleep. She then lay there and thought about things, random things. That Martha, she seemed like a snobby type of person...
The Doctor comes out the shower. Katie was sat on the sofa flicking through the channels.
"Yano this televsion is quite interesting, loads of channels.." She says trying to take her mind of things.
He then stands in front of her with just a towel round him.
"Doctor! Stop it! I thought you wernt like this, I thought you were the patient..non sex addict type..I think the real doctors coming out" She smirks.
"What! No!" He went red "Im just trying to get you to stop being so boring and anyway, im a normal person, I like sex just as much as any other man"
"Ten times more.." Katie sniggers "Anyway im off to bed" She walks off to the bedroom.
"God sake!" He just wanted to scream..now he was getting a tiny bit fustrated.
In the morning..
Lara opened her eyes, she looked to her side, Jack wasnt there.
She sat up and stretched, god she was knackered. She then heard a bang in the kitchen.
She stood up and picked up a random top from the floor and walked into the kitchen. Jack was stood there making breakfast.
"Oh you hunk" Lara smiles.
"Thankyou" He smiles putting some bacon on a plate "Were going to paris" He smiles.
"Oo when"
"After this" He smiles.
"How?"
"Erm, teleport? We can teleport anywhere on the earth, just not outside the earth, then we need the ship"
"Oh ye, sorry bit slow today.." Lara smiles.
"Right well.." He puts the breakfast on the table "Dig in.." He smiles.
"Can we go sightseeing, some museums or something" Katie says eating a piece of toast.
The Doctor spits his milk out and laughs.
"What!"
"You..museums..come on Kate" He laughs.
"Stop taking the piss" She hits him over head with the paper. "I fancy a bit of french culture"
"Oh Kate, come on, you cant keep this up" The Doctor sighs putting his glass down.
She had to admit..It was really getting hard now.
"Come on..just come to bed.." He says coming up behind her.
"Fuck off! Stop it" She walks off.
"WOOOO WERE IN PARIS! With no Katie woo" Lara laughs.
"Come on lets book in" Jack says holding her hand (aww)
They go up to the counter and get the key for the hotel they walk into the room.
"Wow..this is nice" Lara says looking around.
"Ye.." jack puts the bags down.
"Noisy neighbours.." Lara says.
"IM NOT SHAGGING YOU!" Katie Shouts.
"Im not saying that just saying stop being so..not you!"
"You just want a fucking shag!!"
"I dont!"
"You do!"
"Relationship problems.." Jack laughs.
"Hmm..anyway..what you wanna do this morning then" Lara smiles.
"Well..we could look round if you want..or stay in..check the place out, entirely up to you" He says.
"Hmm..shud we just stay here tonight? Watch some tele or something?"
"Sure, wahtever you want"
Meanwhile.
"This..is where all the monsters are kept.." Gwen sighs.
"Oh wow how fasciniting" Martha says noting down some things.
"Ye..great.." She says sarcasticly rolling her eyes
Later on that ..
Katie had been in the bedroom and locked the doctor out all afternoon.
"Kate..come on.." The Doctor knocked on the door.
"Should we go see our neighbours" Lara laughs cuddling up to Jack on the sofa.
"You know your problem, your too damn nice" Jack smiles.
"Shut up"
Katie opens the door.
"Now, you open..can we talk? We cant go on like this.."
"You look..annoyed" Katie giggles.
He raises an eyebro.w
Katie grabs his shirt and pulls him in for a deep kiss, The Doctor holds her waist.
The Doctor mumbles something into the kiss.
katie pulls away.
"What?"
"I said I love you" He smiles.
She smiles and pushes him onto the bed closing the door.
"Now your eager, I coudl just turn around and say no" He smiles.
"You wouldnt though"
"I know" He smiles.
A few moments later..
Jack and Lara were watching a film, nearly falling asleep.
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
"Fuck sake.." Lara says
"What they doing in there!" Jack says.
BANG BANG BANG BANG.
"Fuck sake im gunna have a word" Lara says standing up.
"You dont know them!"
"I dont give two flying shits, ive got a banging headache" She stands up and walks out the room door and knocks on their door.
"LAra!" Jack comes running after her.
Lara knocks harder.
She then barges in and stops.
"Kate!" Lara shouts.
"Lara!"
"Doctor!" Jack shouts.
"Jack!"
"What the fuck you doing here!" Katie says quickly covering herself.
"On holiday!" Lara says.
"Well fuck off were trying to have a shag here! A pretty good one aswell! Which is now spoilt" She sighs.
"Well it aint our fault!" lara shouts.
"Eh eh calm down, we'll just leave you two to it.." Jack says.
They both walked back out
"Great now we're gonna have kate spoiling our holiday"Lara sighed walking back into their room
"Well hopefully she wont, the doctor is there to keep her company"
"I guess"She says lying on the bed
Jack sat next to her
"Maybe we could make our own noise"He said nibbling on her shoulder
Lara looked over"Oh really?"
"Yes-"Jacks phone then went off
Lara turned her attention back to the t.v she knew what this phone call was gonna be something about torchwood.
Jack got his phone out and looked at the screen...Martha
He answered it
"Yeah?"
"I thought you were in today?"She asks
"No, im on holiday, is this important?"
"Gwen showed me round and i dont quite understand most of the gadgets, just wondering if you could tell me"Martha said "I love the sound of your voice"
Jack smiled
Lara looked over and Jack looked back at her
"Right i have to go, ill see you whenever"He said putting the phone down
"Who was that?"
"Martha"
"What the hell does she want?"Lara asked flicking through channels
"Just asking a few questions"
"You're on holiday though"Lara said
"Well shes new isnt she"He said
"I dont like her"
Jack then went back to nibbling Laras shoulder, he then kissed her neck up to her ear and whispered excatly what he wanted to do to her
Lara smirked
"You never stop do you?"She turned to him
"Time agents have a high sex drive, the same as time lords"He said slipping his hand beneath her top
"Really?"
"Yeah, it takes a few years to kick in though. Some time agents are more worse then me, they sometimes find anything attractive"He said kissing her stomach
"Even dogs?"Lara asked
"Yeah"He said between kisses
"Weird, i hope i dont find dogs attractive"She laughed
He lifted his head up and kissed her
Then..
CRASH!
Then whole room shook
"If thats them again, im gonna fucking kill them"Lara said
"Doubt it"
Jack stood up and got his gun (lmao)
He opened the door slowly and looked down the corridor
Some sort of spaceship had crashed into the building
Kate then came out of her room
"Is that you Lara?"She said
"Oh, its not"She laughed
Jack looked around him and saw the entrance of the ship.
"What the hell" The Doctor runs out with the nearest thing he could get hiding his down below..a book.
Everyone looked at him.
"Well..Katie's got my clothes!"
"Hehe, anyway whats going on" Katie says.
"Some space craft has just crashed into here obvoisly" Lara says.
"Shut up"
"See! This is why I wanted a holiday without Katie!"
"Oi!"
"Right shut up girls, Doctor as much as I like to see you like that get something on, I need you to help me explore this ship" He says lowering his gun.
The Doctor walked back into the room.
"Ye I need to get some clothes on aswell" Katie says.
"Youve got some on" Lara says.
"Ye well there the Doctors and I..need my own" She rushes in and closes the door.
20 minutes later..
"Fuck sake where are they!" Jack shouts "Were gunna have to go"
"Ill go in" Lara says.
"Do you really want to?" Jack says.
"Nah..come on then, theyll follow" Lara says walking into the ship with Jack.
Just as they were walking in a pig ran out, but it was running on its hind legs
"What the?"Lara said
"That means theres a slitheen around"Jack said "Great"
"Damn monsters"
"We need the Doctor for this"Jack said "Hes got a camoflage analysier"
"What about Torchwood? Wont they be here in a-"
"STAND BACK!"A voice called
Gwen was running up the stairs through the crowds of people
"Fuck sake"Lara sighed
"Jack?"Gwen stood and looked at him
"Im on holiday, and then this arrived"He said "A pig thing ran down that corridor"
Martha then walked up
"Even better"Lara sighed
Katie walked out
"Right we're ready"She said
The Doctor then walked out "Martha!"He smiled
Katie rolls her eyes.
"Doctor!" She runs up to him and hugs him.
"Ahem!" Katie gets in between them "My property dont touch" Katie smiles.
Martha looks her up and down "And who are you" She asks.
"Katie, The Doctors girlfriend" She crosses her arms.
Martha gives her a dirty look and walks off.
"Oh I swear im gunna slap her!" Katie shouts.
"No you wont!"
"Who is she anyway!"
"Erm..one of my last companions" He says.
"What you mean companion"
"Well..like, I cant explain it right now" The Doctor says
"So im just a companion, I bet you were shagging her once" Katie storms off
"Kate! Wait!" The Doctor shouts, but she was gone.
"God sake" He sighs kicking the wall.
"Go after her" Jack says.
"Ye we'll be fine now Torchwood are here" Lara says.
"Thanks.." The Doctor runs down the hall.
Lara walks up to Martha and corners her.
"Right, a few things you need to kn ow about Torchwood, we dont like back stabbers, we dont like people who get in other peoples way and we certainly dont like liars" Lara says.
"Ok" She rolls her eyes.
"Serously, you dont want to get the wrong side of me and if you upset anyone especially Katie, like youve already done you'll be gone got it?"
Martha walks off.
"Ohhh why did you have to hire her!" Lara says to Jack.
"I dunno she seemed good seen as she was workin with The Doctor"
"Hmm.."
"Kate open up" The Doctor knocks on the hotel door. By this time the hotel was abonded once everyone heard about the monster.
"Fuck off!" Katie shouts.
"Kate, you know your not a companion, your everything to me, you know that!"
"Do I"
"Yes! let me in please, we can talk about this"
Katie opens up.
"Serously, dont wind me up" They shut the door behind them.
"So which way did it head" Gwen asked Jack.
"I think down that corridor there, we'll have to split up, Lara you come with me-"
"Excuse me? Dont you think I best go with you Jack seen as im new, I dont know what im doing..you can..explain stuff"
Lara looks at Martha and Martha smiles.
"Oh yano what fine go with him" Lara says.
"You sure?" Jack asks.
"Well im never gunna get some time with you anywayso forget it"
"Gwen go with Lara" Jack says.
"Oh thats even better!" Lara walks off.
"So how many has their been then" Katie says.
"Of what?"
"Companions come on.."
"Look, Katie it doesnt matter, your not a companion to me, your something much more special then that, your what I live for.."
"I bet you told that Martha"
"No! Kate, I love you, ive never loved someone like ive loved you, look at me" He places his hand on the side of her face "Before I met you I was just this lonely traveler, finding companion to companion for someone to keep me company, it wasnt doing me any good cause..I just wasnt getting out, but then I met you and it just all changed for me..I realised that theres more to life then traveling, more to life then passing on one person to the next, I realised that..i'm the luckiest man on this world..to have such a beautiful, funny, gorgous girl..and thats you Kate.." He says looking straight at her.
Kate didnt know what to say, she felt that she was going to cry, nobody, nobody had ever said that to her, nobody had ever looked at her like that before with such serouiusness.
"Thankyou" She says.
"For what?"
"Just..being there for me..youve really..made me open my eyes..youve changed my life aswell you know" Katie says.
The Doctor smiles at her and leans in to kiss her gently on her lips and resting his hands on her hips.
He pushes her onto the bed softly.
"Wait-we-need-to..doctor stop a minute" Katie laughs.
"What?"
"We need to help them lot" Katie says. "As much as I would like to have you right here on this bed we need to help them.."
"Theyve got torchwood, anyway stop complaining" He grins.
Thursday, 24 January 2008
Bum
yoLara smacked Katie in the face forcing her across the room
"Oops, forgot my own strength"Lara said
"Go! Go!"Jack said
Katie got back up and pulled Laras hair
"I think we should stop it"The Doctor said
"Look just hang on, lets watch it a while longer"
Katie smacked Lara
"Fucking bitch"Lara said
"Lets stop it now"The Doctor said
"Ok-"
Jacks phone then went off, it was gwen
"Jack i need to talk"
"Im off at the moment"
"Its important"
"Ok, hang on"
Jack then teleported off
"Great! I guess ill have to do this on my own then"
The doctor got inbetween them both
"Stop!!"
Jack then got to torchwood were it was empty
"Gwen?"
He looked around
"Gwen?"
"In the meeting room"She shouted
Jack walked in
"Where is everyone?"
She shrugged
"So this isnt an emergancy?"
SHe walked over to him
"Not really"
"Well thanks, i was going out with Lara and i had to bail out cause of you"
She then kissed him firmly. Jack didnt know what was going on, and when he did he pushed her back
"What the hell are you doing?"He asked
"Ive longed for you for ages Jack, havent you noticed?"
"No i havent! Gwen you know im sort of seeing Lara"
"You shouldnt be seeing her though Jack, its against the rules"
"Well its against the rules for you to see me"
"But not as much as Lara, you had her stay here cause you liked her didnt you?"
"No.."
"Whatever Jack. You give false hope to vunerable people, just make sure you dont give it to Lara"
She walked off
"Bitch!"Katie said
"Hoe!" Lara shouts.
"Fuck sake!!" The Doctor shouts, he was getting pissed off now.
Katie sighed
Lara sat on the sofa folding her arms.
"Your like a bunch of kids both of you! Grow up!" He shouted.
Jack walked in.
"That was quick" Lara says standing up.
"Ye.."
"Whats up?"
"Fucking just torchwood stresses you out at times" He ran his head through his hair "Still on for that drink then?" Jack asks.
"Suppose.." Lara says.
"Im not going anywhere with that moody bitch!" Katie shouts.
Lara stares at her.
"Right pack it in, come on Katie" The Doctor says touching her arm.
"Dont! Touch me.." She walks off.
So they all eventually get to the pub they sat on a table of four. Jack next to Lara and Katie next to The doctor, katie and Lara stared at eachother the whole time.
"Right ill get drinks in" Jack stands up and walks to the bar.
He comes back and hands Katie a vodka and coke and Lara a vodka and coke also.
They glare at eachother, taking sips each time.
"Right thats it! Stop staring at me!" Katie shouts.
"Im not your staring at me!"
"Oh shut the fuck up" Katie tips her drink striaght over Lara's head.
"Oh my god!" Lara stands up and pours her dirnk over Katie.
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT MY TOP ITS SEE THROUGH!" Katie screams.
"SO WHAT SO IS MINE!"
"No complains here.." Jack coughs.
"Shut up you"
Katie grabs Jack's pint and tips it over Lara.
"Oi!" Jack shouts.
"Ha!"
"Thats not fair! The Doctor aint got a drink!" Lara shouts.
"So! Fucking slag!"
The Doctor and Jack just stared at them both..both with see through tops..
"Why are we fighting anyway!"Lara shouts
"Cause!!!!!.."Katie pauses
Lara then ripped Katies top off
"Oh my god you fucking perv! That cost me like loads!"Katie said ripping Lara top
"Fucking cow"Lara said pulling her hair
The Doctor and Jack were just sat there...watching
"Right im going home"Lara said teleporting
Silence....
"Erm...i better go check her out..i mean, see what im feeling, i mean..ill just go"Jack said
"Argh!"Katie screamed
Jack got back to Laras
"Wow!"Jack said
Lara was getting rid of her wet clothes
"God i stink"She said
"Yes...yes you do"Jack said
Lara undressed right in front of him. Completly ignoring the fact she was naked
His mouth dropped
"Going for a shower"She said pissed off
He watched her disappear into the bathroom.
He quickly underessd himself and walked in
"What you doing?"She asked
"Im helping you to get all of that drink off of you"He smiled rubbing soap over her
Meanwhile..
"Fucking hell!"Katie screamed in the Tardis
"Katie be quiet im trying to find my mag"The Doctor said
"I dont give a shit about your fucking mag! Look my best tops ruined!" She shouts.
"Katie shut up!"
"No!"
He looks under the control panel, not knowing that behind her Katie was getting undressed.
He turned around and nearly jumped in shock, it wasnt what he was expecting.
"Erm.."
"What! Its not like youve ever seen me naked before!"
"Ye but.."
"But what!"
He didnt comment.
"Oh im going in shower, if you wanna be like thta fucking fine!" She storms off to the bathroom slamming the door.
"Kate! Im sorry.."
"Why you being so nice.."
"Im always nice to you"
"You were telling me to shut up a minute ago, fuck off im tryna shower!"
"I need a shower.." He says.
"Well you can have one after me fi theres enough water"
He sighs,. ths wasnt going to work, he would get her in bed tonight..he sighed and carried on looking for his magazine.
Katie eventually walked out in her dressing gown.
"You calmed down yet?" The Doctor asks putting his magazine down.
She ignores him and walks off into the bedroom. He follows her in.
"Fuck off!!" She screams slamming the door in his face. He stands there.
"Obvously not.." He sighs
Lara and Jack got out of the shower
"I feel better now"Lara said
"I do too"Jack smirked
"Shut up!"Lara said getting changed into her pjs. "You staying tonight?"
"Hopefully, without being woke up"Jack sighed lying on the bed
"You need some sort of a holiday"Lara said drying her hair
"You cant take a holiday off from Torchwood"He said "Its constant work"
"Well they managed without you when you were with the doctor that time"
"Only just"
"Well, why dont you have about 2 days off and ill cover for you"Lara said
"You cant do that"
"I can Jack, im a time agent like you remember?"
"But you're still new"
"Im sure ill manage"She smiled lying beside him
Next day..
Jack burst into the Tardis were The Doctor was reading
"Hello"He said
"What are you doing here?"The Doctor stood up
"Ive got a day off, thought i would come and annoy you"He said standing close to him
"Jack..dont start"
"Whatcha reading" He peeps over.
"Aliens monthly.." He sighs.
"Oh you still reading that garbage"
"Shut up Jack"
"Whats up with you! Somebody didnt get a very nice night last night i presume"
"And you did?"
"I did" He grins.
"Right ok" He turns the page in his magazine.
Katie then walked out in her pyjamas.
"OH god what you doing here" Katie said looking at Jack.
"Just passing by, got the day off"
"Well go away and go do Lara or something" She sat down and yawned.
"Bloody hell whats up with you too, you really need something to spice up your relationship like a..holiday"
"That wasnt ur idea was it Jack" The Doctor looks up.
"Well..Lara told me to go on holiday, I really cant risk leavinmg Torchwood, so you two go instead!" He smiles.
Katie burps.
They both look at her.
"What! Its a natural process!"
"Er I dont have the time Jack" The Doctor says
"But you have the time to read some crappy magazine about aliens"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex" Katie says.
"I dunno, tahts up to you too"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex?" Katie asks, looking at The Doctor.
"Argh fine we will go on holiday only for a week though" The Doctor stands up.
"NO JACK DONT LEAVE ME WITH HIM" Katie grabbed hold of Jack's leg (upper thigh mm lmao)
The Doctor shot a glare at her.
"Sorry.." She laughed standing up.
"I do worry about you sometimes"Jack says to Katie
meanwhile..
"Right, Jacks got a holiday for two days, so for the time being im in charge"Lara said
"What?"Gwen asked
"Hes on holiday"
"Jack never takes a holiday"
"Excatly, and cause theres two agents one can go off and one can stay on"Lara said
"But you're still new"
"So?"
"You dont know much"
"I know more then you"
"No you dont"
"Whats your problem anyway?"
"You and Jacks my problem"
"Why?"
"Nothing, Jacks just a bastard"She said walking off, knowing that Lara needed to know more
"Why whats he done?"She said slowly following him
"Giving girls false hope, basically sleeping with them, then ignoring them"Gwen said looking at the computer screen
"Yeah right"Lara said
"He did it to me"Gwen said
"Why dont you come along Jack?"Katie asked
"I cant ive got Torchwood to look after remember"He said
"Aw it would be fun"
"No hes not coming"The Doctor said looking up from his glasses
"Only cause you know you're gonna be felt up"He winked
The doctor moved futher away on the sofa
"Nah ill stay here"Jack said
There was then a knock at the door
Katie opened it
"Oh hi Lara"
Lara barged past her and headed towards Jack
"Lara? Your meant to be at work"Jack said
"Yeah i know, so you gonna ignore me then sometime soon?"
"What?"He smiled
"You sleep with me, then youll start ignoring me? Or go sleep with other girls and boys?"She said
"What are you on about?"
"You know, sleeping with people, then ignoring them"
"Who told you this?"
"Doesnt matter, so go on, leave me then"She said folding her arms
"What do you mean? Lara whats got into you?"He said touching her shoulders
She pushed him away
"I have an idea whose told you this"He sighed
"Yeah, your ex. You kept that a secret didnt you?"
"Shes not my ex! This is gwen we're talking about isnt it?"
"So theres more that works with me? WHat about Tosh, or Owen?"
"Lara! You continue on, and ill have to suspend you for a week"Jack said
Lara stopped then walked off
"Wow what was that about"The Doctor said
"Theres a girl whos called Gwen that works with me and spreads shit around. She fancies me and doesnt like Lara being there"
"Lucky you"The Doctor said "Two girls fighting over you, and what do i get? Some no brain blonde"He sighed
"Oi!!!!!"Katie said slapping him
"Im gonna have a word with gwen"Jack said
"Ow!" The Doctor shouts.
"Im not blonde! Im light brown! Never insult my intelligance like that again"
"What intelligence" Jack laughs.
"Do you want a slap aswell?" Katie says.
"No..ill leave you two to it" He walks out the tardis
He walks out and teleports to Torchwood.
He sees Gwen at the computer, Owen making a new gadget and Tosh talking on the phone
"You! In my office now!"Jack said walking past gwen
Jack sat in his chair with his feet up
"What have you been telling Lara?"He asked
"Nothing"
He sat up
"Gwen you told her loads of shit"He slammed his fist on the table "Now tell me what you said"
Gwen stood there
"Lara is upset, now tell me what you said"
"I told her that you sleep around"
"No i dont"
"You did!"
"Yeah ages ago, im too busy to do that"
"But you still did it, Jack you went out with an ex member of the team then you left her after you got laid"
"Only cause she wanted marriage with me"
"You've told me several storied about sleeping around, i had a right to tell Lara"
"No you didnt, thats my personal life, i choose to tell people about it"
"Whatever"
"You're lucky i dont fire you"Jack said leaning back in his chair "Now get out of my sight before i put you in the cage with the vampire"
She then scarpered off
"Where we gonna go then?"Katie asked
"Huh?'The doctor carried on reading
"For fuck sake you've read this too many times"Katie said taking it off of him
"Oi!"
"Lets go on our holiday"
"Well we dont even know where were going!" He says standing up.
"I think you should take me somewhere romantic.." She smiles.
He rolled his eyes and pulled a lever.
"Right next time you want sex im saying no!" Katie says.
"What!"
"Your being dead moody and everything, so im gunna be dead moody" She smiles.
"Kate! You cant be moody if were going on holiday!"
"I can and I will" She walks out the tardis, they were in Paris.
"Oh for god sake" He sighs following her
She walked out and stopped at crossroads.
"Its this way" he points out pointing to the left.
"Fuck off" She walks the other way.
Lara walked into her office and noticed Jack on the other side
"What you doing here" She said sitting down.
"Just looking for some papers, Look Lara ive spoken to Gwen, none of its true serously, Lara I wouldnt lie to you, why would I lie to you when I love you.." He says looking into her eyes.
"Kiss me.." Lara says.
"What?"
"Kiss me..like you really mean it"
He leans in and kisses her pationtly and meanfully (if thats a word, oh well it sounds good).
Lara pulls away and smiles at him.
"Your place tonight?" Lara smiles.
"Defintly" He smiles "Meet you after work?"
"Yes" She sits down.
Meanwhile The Doctor and Kate finally find the hotel and make their way up to their room. They put their bags down on the bed.
"Well this is nice..nice big room..nice big bathroom" He peeps through the bathroom door. "Nice big bed.." He trails off.
"Dont even think about it" She says.
"What! I was just sayin!"
"So, your not getting any sex this week!"
He laughs "Oh come on, me and you both know that you wont last the week without me.."He walks up to her "On top of you..grasping your arms firmly" He holds her arms "And working my way..in.."
Katie puts her finger over The Doctors mouth.
"Shush, you wont get me that easily" She smiles.
"Oops, forgot my own strength"Lara said
"Go! Go!"Jack said
Katie got back up and pulled Laras hair
"I think we should stop it"The Doctor said
"Look just hang on, lets watch it a while longer"
Katie smacked Lara
"Fucking bitch"Lara said
"Lets stop it now"The Doctor said
"Ok-"
Jacks phone then went off, it was gwen
"Jack i need to talk"
"Im off at the moment"
"Its important"
"Ok, hang on"
Jack then teleported off
"Great! I guess ill have to do this on my own then"
The doctor got inbetween them both
"Stop!!"
Jack then got to torchwood were it was empty
"Gwen?"
He looked around
"Gwen?"
"In the meeting room"She shouted
Jack walked in
"Where is everyone?"
She shrugged
"So this isnt an emergancy?"
SHe walked over to him
"Not really"
"Well thanks, i was going out with Lara and i had to bail out cause of you"
She then kissed him firmly. Jack didnt know what was going on, and when he did he pushed her back
"What the hell are you doing?"He asked
"Ive longed for you for ages Jack, havent you noticed?"
"No i havent! Gwen you know im sort of seeing Lara"
"You shouldnt be seeing her though Jack, its against the rules"
"Well its against the rules for you to see me"
"But not as much as Lara, you had her stay here cause you liked her didnt you?"
"No.."
"Whatever Jack. You give false hope to vunerable people, just make sure you dont give it to Lara"
She walked off
"Bitch!"Katie said
"Hoe!" Lara shouts.
"Fuck sake!!" The Doctor shouts, he was getting pissed off now.
Katie sighed
Lara sat on the sofa folding her arms.
"Your like a bunch of kids both of you! Grow up!" He shouted.
Jack walked in.
"That was quick" Lara says standing up.
"Ye.."
"Whats up?"
"Fucking just torchwood stresses you out at times" He ran his head through his hair "Still on for that drink then?" Jack asks.
"Suppose.." Lara says.
"Im not going anywhere with that moody bitch!" Katie shouts.
Lara stares at her.
"Right pack it in, come on Katie" The Doctor says touching her arm.
"Dont! Touch me.." She walks off.
So they all eventually get to the pub they sat on a table of four. Jack next to Lara and Katie next to The doctor, katie and Lara stared at eachother the whole time.
"Right ill get drinks in" Jack stands up and walks to the bar.
He comes back and hands Katie a vodka and coke and Lara a vodka and coke also.
They glare at eachother, taking sips each time.
"Right thats it! Stop staring at me!" Katie shouts.
"Im not your staring at me!"
"Oh shut the fuck up" Katie tips her drink striaght over Lara's head.
"Oh my god!" Lara stands up and pours her dirnk over Katie.
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT MY TOP ITS SEE THROUGH!" Katie screams.
"SO WHAT SO IS MINE!"
"No complains here.." Jack coughs.
"Shut up you"
Katie grabs Jack's pint and tips it over Lara.
"Oi!" Jack shouts.
"Ha!"
"Thats not fair! The Doctor aint got a drink!" Lara shouts.
"So! Fucking slag!"
The Doctor and Jack just stared at them both..both with see through tops..
"Why are we fighting anyway!"Lara shouts
"Cause!!!!!.."Katie pauses
Lara then ripped Katies top off
"Oh my god you fucking perv! That cost me like loads!"Katie said ripping Lara top
"Fucking cow"Lara said pulling her hair
The Doctor and Jack were just sat there...watching
"Right im going home"Lara said teleporting
Silence....
"Erm...i better go check her out..i mean, see what im feeling, i mean..ill just go"Jack said
"Argh!"Katie screamed
Jack got back to Laras
"Wow!"Jack said
Lara was getting rid of her wet clothes
"God i stink"She said
"Yes...yes you do"Jack said
Lara undressed right in front of him. Completly ignoring the fact she was naked
His mouth dropped
"Going for a shower"She said pissed off
He watched her disappear into the bathroom.
He quickly underessd himself and walked in
"What you doing?"She asked
"Im helping you to get all of that drink off of you"He smiled rubbing soap over her
Meanwhile..
"Fucking hell!"Katie screamed in the Tardis
"Katie be quiet im trying to find my mag"The Doctor said
"I dont give a shit about your fucking mag! Look my best tops ruined!" She shouts.
"Katie shut up!"
"No!"
He looks under the control panel, not knowing that behind her Katie was getting undressed.
He turned around and nearly jumped in shock, it wasnt what he was expecting.
"Erm.."
"What! Its not like youve ever seen me naked before!"
"Ye but.."
"But what!"
He didnt comment.
"Oh im going in shower, if you wanna be like thta fucking fine!" She storms off to the bathroom slamming the door.
"Kate! Im sorry.."
"Why you being so nice.."
"Im always nice to you"
"You were telling me to shut up a minute ago, fuck off im tryna shower!"
"I need a shower.." He says.
"Well you can have one after me fi theres enough water"
He sighs,. ths wasnt going to work, he would get her in bed tonight..he sighed and carried on looking for his magazine.
Katie eventually walked out in her dressing gown.
"You calmed down yet?" The Doctor asks putting his magazine down.
She ignores him and walks off into the bedroom. He follows her in.
"Fuck off!!" She screams slamming the door in his face. He stands there.
"Obvously not.." He sighs
Lara and Jack got out of the shower
"I feel better now"Lara said
"I do too"Jack smirked
"Shut up!"Lara said getting changed into her pjs. "You staying tonight?"
"Hopefully, without being woke up"Jack sighed lying on the bed
"You need some sort of a holiday"Lara said drying her hair
"You cant take a holiday off from Torchwood"He said "Its constant work"
"Well they managed without you when you were with the doctor that time"
"Only just"
"Well, why dont you have about 2 days off and ill cover for you"Lara said
"You cant do that"
"I can Jack, im a time agent like you remember?"
"But you're still new"
"Im sure ill manage"She smiled lying beside him
Next day..
Jack burst into the Tardis were The Doctor was reading
"Hello"He said
"What are you doing here?"The Doctor stood up
"Ive got a day off, thought i would come and annoy you"He said standing close to him
"Jack..dont start"
"Whatcha reading" He peeps over.
"Aliens monthly.." He sighs.
"Oh you still reading that garbage"
"Shut up Jack"
"Whats up with you! Somebody didnt get a very nice night last night i presume"
"And you did?"
"I did" He grins.
"Right ok" He turns the page in his magazine.
Katie then walked out in her pyjamas.
"OH god what you doing here" Katie said looking at Jack.
"Just passing by, got the day off"
"Well go away and go do Lara or something" She sat down and yawned.
"Bloody hell whats up with you too, you really need something to spice up your relationship like a..holiday"
"That wasnt ur idea was it Jack" The Doctor looks up.
"Well..Lara told me to go on holiday, I really cant risk leavinmg Torchwood, so you two go instead!" He smiles.
Katie burps.
They both look at her.
"What! Its a natural process!"
"Er I dont have the time Jack" The Doctor says
"But you have the time to read some crappy magazine about aliens"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex" Katie says.
"I dunno, tahts up to you too"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex?" Katie asks, looking at The Doctor.
"Argh fine we will go on holiday only for a week though" The Doctor stands up.
"NO JACK DONT LEAVE ME WITH HIM" Katie grabbed hold of Jack's leg (upper thigh mm lmao)
The Doctor shot a glare at her.
"Sorry.." She laughed standing up.
"I do worry about you sometimes"Jack says to Katie
meanwhile..
"Right, Jacks got a holiday for two days, so for the time being im in charge"Lara said
"What?"Gwen asked
"Hes on holiday"
"Jack never takes a holiday"
"Excatly, and cause theres two agents one can go off and one can stay on"Lara said
"But you're still new"
"So?"
"You dont know much"
"I know more then you"
"No you dont"
"Whats your problem anyway?"
"You and Jacks my problem"
"Why?"
"Nothing, Jacks just a bastard"She said walking off, knowing that Lara needed to know more
"Why whats he done?"She said slowly following him
"Giving girls false hope, basically sleeping with them, then ignoring them"Gwen said looking at the computer screen
"Yeah right"Lara said
"He did it to me"Gwen said
"Why dont you come along Jack?"Katie asked
"I cant ive got Torchwood to look after remember"He said
"Aw it would be fun"
"No hes not coming"The Doctor said looking up from his glasses
"Only cause you know you're gonna be felt up"He winked
The doctor moved futher away on the sofa
"Nah ill stay here"Jack said
There was then a knock at the door
Katie opened it
"Oh hi Lara"
Lara barged past her and headed towards Jack
"Lara? Your meant to be at work"Jack said
"Yeah i know, so you gonna ignore me then sometime soon?"
"What?"He smiled
"You sleep with me, then youll start ignoring me? Or go sleep with other girls and boys?"She said
"What are you on about?"
"You know, sleeping with people, then ignoring them"
"Who told you this?"
"Doesnt matter, so go on, leave me then"She said folding her arms
"What do you mean? Lara whats got into you?"He said touching her shoulders
She pushed him away
"I have an idea whose told you this"He sighed
"Yeah, your ex. You kept that a secret didnt you?"
"Shes not my ex! This is gwen we're talking about isnt it?"
"So theres more that works with me? WHat about Tosh, or Owen?"
"Lara! You continue on, and ill have to suspend you for a week"Jack said
Lara stopped then walked off
"Wow what was that about"The Doctor said
"Theres a girl whos called Gwen that works with me and spreads shit around. She fancies me and doesnt like Lara being there"
"Lucky you"The Doctor said "Two girls fighting over you, and what do i get? Some no brain blonde"He sighed
"Oi!!!!!"Katie said slapping him
"Im gonna have a word with gwen"Jack said
"Ow!" The Doctor shouts.
"Im not blonde! Im light brown! Never insult my intelligance like that again"
"What intelligence" Jack laughs.
"Do you want a slap aswell?" Katie says.
"No..ill leave you two to it" He walks out the tardis
He walks out and teleports to Torchwood.
He sees Gwen at the computer, Owen making a new gadget and Tosh talking on the phone
"You! In my office now!"Jack said walking past gwen
Jack sat in his chair with his feet up
"What have you been telling Lara?"He asked
"Nothing"
He sat up
"Gwen you told her loads of shit"He slammed his fist on the table "Now tell me what you said"
Gwen stood there
"Lara is upset, now tell me what you said"
"I told her that you sleep around"
"No i dont"
"You did!"
"Yeah ages ago, im too busy to do that"
"But you still did it, Jack you went out with an ex member of the team then you left her after you got laid"
"Only cause she wanted marriage with me"
"You've told me several storied about sleeping around, i had a right to tell Lara"
"No you didnt, thats my personal life, i choose to tell people about it"
"Whatever"
"You're lucky i dont fire you"Jack said leaning back in his chair "Now get out of my sight before i put you in the cage with the vampire"
She then scarpered off
"Where we gonna go then?"Katie asked
"Huh?'The doctor carried on reading
"For fuck sake you've read this too many times"Katie said taking it off of him
"Oi!"
"Lets go on our holiday"
"Well we dont even know where were going!" He says standing up.
"I think you should take me somewhere romantic.." She smiles.
He rolled his eyes and pulled a lever.
"Right next time you want sex im saying no!" Katie says.
"What!"
"Your being dead moody and everything, so im gunna be dead moody" She smiles.
"Kate! You cant be moody if were going on holiday!"
"I can and I will" She walks out the tardis, they were in Paris.
"Oh for god sake" He sighs following her
She walked out and stopped at crossroads.
"Its this way" he points out pointing to the left.
"Fuck off" She walks the other way.
Lara walked into her office and noticed Jack on the other side
"What you doing here" She said sitting down.
"Just looking for some papers, Look Lara ive spoken to Gwen, none of its true serously, Lara I wouldnt lie to you, why would I lie to you when I love you.." He says looking into her eyes.
"Kiss me.." Lara says.
"What?"
"Kiss me..like you really mean it"
He leans in and kisses her pationtly and meanfully (if thats a word, oh well it sounds good).
Lara pulls away and smiles at him.
"Your place tonight?" Lara smiles.
"Defintly" He smiles "Meet you after work?"
"Yes" She sits down.
Meanwhile The Doctor and Kate finally find the hotel and make their way up to their room. They put their bags down on the bed.
"Well this is nice..nice big room..nice big bathroom" He peeps through the bathroom door. "Nice big bed.." He trails off.
"Dont even think about it" She says.
"What! I was just sayin!"
"So, your not getting any sex this week!"
He laughs "Oh come on, me and you both know that you wont last the week without me.."He walks up to her "On top of you..grasping your arms firmly" He holds her arms "And working my way..in.."
Katie puts her finger over The Doctors mouth.
"Shush, you wont get me that easily" She smiles.
Tuesday, 22 January 2008
Bwahahahahahaha
"I dont think we should keep it"Katie said "Its not gonna be raised up in a good environment"
"Yeah, ill go doctors with you tommorow if you want"
"Yeah"
Jack went back to Laras to get the rest of his clothes. Well..just his coat
He walked in to Lara still in her bed
"Lazy"He smiled
"You staying tonight?"
"Got a meeting in a bit"He said putting his coat on
"Alright then"Lara said getting comfortable "More room for me"
Jack leaned over and kissed her on her forehead
"Thanks for the coffee"He smiled
Lara giggled
"Not like i had a choice"
He then walked off and teleported to Torchwood
He got the function room ready for the meeting, then Gwen walked in
"Hello"Jack smiled
"You look happy"She said
"Yeah"He said
"Whats going on with Lara?"She asked
"WHat you mean?"His smiled faded
"You know the rule, collegues cant date"
"Yeah, but we're not dating, and besides this is my team, my company. I make the rules"
"You know Torchwoods rules though"
"Yes, but know different departments have different rules"Jack said
"Not this one"Gwen said "Lara was allowed to stay as you needed another time agent. You told the head office that. He cant see you kissing her"
"I havent"Jack said
"I saw you!"She said
"So what! Its our business gwen, not yours!"
"If he finds out Jack, you get dismissed"Gwen said "Im saying it for your own good"
"He wont find out, since when dd you care anyway?"
She frowned then walked out
"I love you.." Katie murmers cuddling up to The Doctor on the sofa, it was so quite..
"Love you too" He lifts his head up and plants a kiss on her cheek.
"Is it alright if I stay here tonight." Katie looked up.
"Course it is" He smiled.
"Thanks, can I get off to bed?"
"Ye sure, ill join you in a sec" He says sitting up.
"Ok" She walks off into the bedroom.
The Doctor walked into the kitchen and downed a glass of water. He then followed Katie into the bedroom. Ge took his clothes off and got in bed next to her.
"You alright?" The Doctor asks.
"Doctor, im pregnant not dying you dont need to care so much you know" She smiles.
"Sorry.."
"Its fine, im just not used to having all this attention..ive never been treatede by someone like you treat me..its strange" She says.
He smiles and leans over kissing her lips softly, the kisses got deeper and deeper till he moved himself to position himself on top of her.
Katie leant back, The Doctor looked up at her.
"Sorry, IM just not in the mood tonight.." She says.
"Oh right, ok" He turned back onto his back, now he felt like a prat. And since when was she not in the mood!?! He turned over and shut his eyes.
Lara had gone out with a few mates that night, good job it was a weekend, she was so tired. She looked at the clock 10 o clock. She then thought, ring Kate..
She picked up the phone and dialed her number.
"Katie?"
"Ye.."
"You alright?"
"Ye im just in the doctors with the doctor" She says.
"Oh right, so are you getting rid of it then?"
"Ye..we just aint ready Lara.."
"Ok, well, hope it goes alright"
"Thanks bye"
The Doctor holds Katie's hand as they wait in The Doctors.
"Katie?" A nurse calls her name.
Katie stands up.
"Ill be right here.." The DOctor watches her walk into the room.
"Just through here" The nurse smiles and clothes the door.
He sat there, waiting, he had second thoughts every now and then but to be honist they both wernt ready..
Lara lay on her bed watching tele, god she was bored. She picked up the phone and wondered wether to ring Jack or not
Just as she picked the phone up to phone him her phone went off..Jack was calling
"Hello"
"Lara, we need you now. Theres been a murder in London"
"Alright be there in a minute"
She then teleported to torchwood and saw Jack putting his coat on and loading his gun
"Whats going on?"Lara asked as she went over to get her gun
"Theres been a murder in london and theyre treating it suspicious. They are leaving it up to us to investigate"Jack said placing his gun in his jacket
"I hate murder scenes"Lara sighed
"Well hopefully it isnt that bad"
Katie came out of the doctors room 20 minutes later. You could see she had been crying and held her stomach
'They made me take a pill"She said
"Well, its for the best"The doctor said hugging her
The team got to the flat and saw police gathered around the scene. Jack lokoed at two bodies and saw sharp cuts in their chests.
He got a scanner from Tosh and scans the wounds
'Its definatly alien acitivty"
"What does the scanner say?"Lara asked
"It looks as if the alien used its hand to cut the wound"Jack said
Lara bended down to his level
"Well, it must of been one sharp hand to cut the body and kill the victim"
"Yeah, these apprantly were burglars and got attacked, the couple who lived here are at the hospital at the moment. The boyfriend got cut aswell"He said
"Maybe we should interview him? The girlfriend might know something"Lara said
"Good idea"Jack stood up
Gwen go to the hospital and see what you can find, me and Lara will go scan this cut for any more clues"
"Why do i have to go to the hospital? Lara isnt as clue up on post mortems as me"Gwen said
She obviously didnt like them working together
Jack looked at Lara, Lara lookd at Jack
"Alright"He sighed "Lara and me will go to the hos-"
"I need some help with the Post Mortem"Gwen said
"You have owen and Tosh"Jack said
"They will be busy doing other things"
Jack sighed again
"Alright, Lara go to the hospital. ill go with gwen"
'I dont like her"Lara whispered
"Shes alright, shes just protective"Jack said
Lara then made her way to the hospital
Back at the Tardis
"Fancy some haribo?"The Doctor asked
"No thanks"Katie said
"You sure?"
"Yeah"
Lara went into the room where the boyfriend Matt, had been cut excatly the same way as the burglars.
"Could you tell me what happened?"
"I cant remember much"He said
"Anything at all?"
"I was knocked unconcious, thats all i remember"
Lara sat back and started to doze off, then sudenly the heart mointor started beeping
"Its her!"Matt said "She did it
"Who? Who did it?"Lara asked
"She had the blade.."He struggled for breath
He then collasped and died
Lara got ont he phone to Jack
"I think the girlfriend needs to be questioned"Lara said
They sat Kaleigh in a question room. Jack stood in the corner while Lara stood in the opposite.
"You killed him didnt you?"Jack asked
"No! I dont remember anything, why would i kill him?"
"You are the only witness, the only one alive"
"It cant of been me!"
Jack leaned ont he desk
"What planet are you from?'
Lara phone went off
She went outside to answer it
"Are you free?"Katie asked
"Not really why?'
"Just fancied a girl chat"Katie said
"Ill try and come over"
Lara then walked back int he room
"Howabout scanning her Jack?"Lara asked
He got the gadget out and scanned her. Nothing come up
"You must of killed him"Jack said
He then handcuffed her and walked her to a dugeon type room. He showed her to one of the monsters they caught. It rawred, then cowered away
"Why is it doing that?"Kayleigh asked
"We dont know, it never does that, therefore you must be alien"Jack said
"Jack.."Lara said softly
"Have you ever seen a vampire monster do thatbefore?"Jack asked Lara
"No, but-"
"Set her up for the probe"Jack said
They placed her on a chair and strapped her in
"Is this going to hurt?"She asked
"It might do a bit"Lara said
"Im scared"
"Itll be ok"
"Lara!"Jack said
They put the probe on, it scanned her body in deapth and her right arm began to change. It looked like it had been badly burnt and lit up.
"Shit"Gwen said
The machine then exploded
"What happened?"Kayleigh asked
"You're alien"Lara said
They then took hre to the dugeon and locked her behind a bullet proof screen
"What happens now? Do you usually kill aliens?"
"Only if we have to"Lara said "Dont worry, we'll do everything we can"
"Wont be mcuh"Jack said
Lara looked at him confused. She knew he hated aliens who kill but this was a poor innocent girl.
"How did you do it?"Jack asked
"I dont know"
"Tell me, you killed Matt, why? How?"
"I dont know!"
Her arm started changing again, and this time, changed into a masisve blade
Jack drew his gun
"Your species is inferior!"She suddenly said
"Jack dont shoot!"Lara said
"She might break out!"
"You will never stop us"Kayleigh said
Lara then push a button at the side which set off cold foam to hopefully change her back to normal.
The smoke cleared and the girl laid on the floor.
Jacks phone then went off
"Hello?"
"Theres an emergancy signal coming from your area Jack, theres Mass murderings and explosions."The Doctor said
"We're on it"Jack said putting the phone down
"You set them off didnt you?"Jack asked
"Set what off?"Kayleigh asked
"All these murders and explosions are your people!"Jack then ran off to get his coat
"We'll try and do everything we can"Lara said then walked off
They got into the car and drove to a minefield were they heard reports of soilders being killed.
Within 5 minutes the team got there and saw a man with a blade for an arm standing there.
Jack conintued driving
"What you doing Jack?"Gwen asked
"This"
He then ran over the guy
Jack got out and ran over to the body
"Scan him!"Jack said
Tosh ran a scanner over him
He suddenly woke up and his blade came back. He stuck it through Jacks chest
"Ow"Jack said "Quick, disable his forcefield"Jack said
"We know everything about you Jack Harkness. We know everything about Torchwood"The guy said
"Done!"Tosh said
Lara then shot him in the head
The blade disappeared
"You ok?"Gwen ran over to Jack
Lara watched Gwen
"Im fine thanks"
He got up and walked back to the car
"If only we could amplify that signal so it disables the whole of England, we might get somewhere"Tosh said
They got back to Torchwood
Lara walked into the dugeon where Katie was feeding the Vampire monster
"What are you doing?"Lara asked
"Feeding him"
"Feeding him what?"
"Haribo"She smiled
"Hes gonna get sick if you do that"
"Oh well, by the way one of your monsters escaped"Katie said
Lara looked over at Kayleighs cage, she had shattered the glass
"Katie be on your guard"Lara said
Kayleigh then came out of nowhere and held Lara in a headlock.
They got to the control room of torchwood
"Ill kill her!"Kayleigh said
Everybody turned round
They all drew their guns
"Dont shoot! Thats what she wants you to do!"Lara said
"Let go!"Jack said
"Ill kill her, then ill kill all of you!"
"Jack!"Lara screamed
"Goodbye Lara"She raise her blade
Jack then shot her in the arm, Tosh put the signal out to disable her, and the other blade monsters around England
Jack ran up to Lara
"Are you ok?"He said lifting her up
"Im fine"Lara stood up
He saw a massive cut on her neck that was going to lead to a scar
"We need to get you patched up"Jack said
Katie walked into the room
"Whats going on?"She asked eating haribo
"What are you doing here?"Gwen asked
"Im Laras friend"
"So she invited you here?'
"Well not really"
Lara sat down in the medical room and jack patched her neck up
"How bad is it?"
"Nohting too deep"He said fixing it together "Should heal over ina couple of days"Jack stood back
They looked at each other..
"Thanks"Lara said
Jack moved closer, and just as they were about to kiss..
"Gwens having a go at me"
Jack stood back
"Um..what are you doing here?"He asked
"Im bored, the doctor is doing some shitty work again"Katie said
"Why dont you help him"Lara said trying to get her out of the room
"Cant be bothered"Katie said chucking a haribo at Lara
"Right im going back, since this is my day off"Lara said getting up
"I wanna stay here"Kate said
"You cant, you shouldnt be here in the first place"
"Ill see you later"Jack said
Lara then grabbed hold of Katie andteleported to the Tardis
"Did you know she was at Torchwood?"Lara asked the doctor
"No? Thought she just popped out for a walk"He said climbing up from the floor
"Yeah she decided to feed one of the aliens haribo"
Katie laughed
The Doctor rolls his eyes.
"Why you so boring today" Katie sighs.
"Im not, im just..thinking"
"About what.." Katie says getting closer to him.
"Right I think I know where this is going" Lara says.
"Your a dirty bitch you" Katie says.
"What!"
"Right dont start you two.." The Doctor sighs. "Ive got headache" He says.
"Want me to cure it" Katie smiles.
"Right im going!" Lara shouts.
"What! I was only guna give him parecetomol" Katie laughs.
"Oh shut up anyway Kate, you coming for a drink later on, aint been out in agesss" Lara says.
"Sure" Katie says.
"Cool" Lara walks out the tardis.
"You coming later?" Katie asks.
"Nah, you two need a night on your own anyway" He says.
"Are you going off me" Katie says.
"No! Why"
"I dunno.."
"If I was going off you would I do this" He lift her up in his arms.
"I dunno"
"If I was going off you would I do this" He carried her into the bedroom.
"Meh..you could be faking that"
He sighs "If I was going off you would I do this" He put her on the bed and started undressing her.
"You might just be horny?"
He sighs "Do you want me to carry on?" He raises an eyebrow.
"Ye its funny" Katie laughs.
So later on Lara and Katie were at the flat when The Doctor and Jack knokced on. The Doctor decided to come and bring Jack.
"What they doing here!" Lara shouts.
"Oh I invited The doctor" Katie says.
"Since when! It was just us two!"
"So, The Doctor goes everytwhere with me now"
"What is he to you, some poodle on a lead"
"Ye, come here poodlet" Katie says to The Doctor.
The Doctor looks at her, like shes some weirdo.
"Oh! i thought it was just us two!" Lara shouts.
"Fuck sake chill! Look at their faces, they look like two abonded poodles come on, Jack wants some sex tonight" Lara stares at Jack "Im only jokin" Katie laughs.
"Oh forget it it dont matter" Lara says.
"Why you being so moody fucking hell! Jacks your boyfriend!"
Jack just stands there, hoping there would be a fight.
"Im not being moody though am i, Fukin hell shut up" Lara sits down.
"Dont say fucking to me you poodle!"
"Shut up with the fucking poodles!"
"No! I wont" Katie then 'accidently' hits Lara over the head.
Lara then smacks Katie in the face.
Jack grins folding his arms.
The Doctor goes to do something but Jack holds him back.
"There alright for a second.."
"Yeah, ill go doctors with you tommorow if you want"
"Yeah"
Jack went back to Laras to get the rest of his clothes. Well..just his coat
He walked in to Lara still in her bed
"Lazy"He smiled
"You staying tonight?"
"Got a meeting in a bit"He said putting his coat on
"Alright then"Lara said getting comfortable "More room for me"
Jack leaned over and kissed her on her forehead
"Thanks for the coffee"He smiled
Lara giggled
"Not like i had a choice"
He then walked off and teleported to Torchwood
He got the function room ready for the meeting, then Gwen walked in
"Hello"Jack smiled
"You look happy"She said
"Yeah"He said
"Whats going on with Lara?"She asked
"WHat you mean?"His smiled faded
"You know the rule, collegues cant date"
"Yeah, but we're not dating, and besides this is my team, my company. I make the rules"
"You know Torchwoods rules though"
"Yes, but know different departments have different rules"Jack said
"Not this one"Gwen said "Lara was allowed to stay as you needed another time agent. You told the head office that. He cant see you kissing her"
"I havent"Jack said
"I saw you!"She said
"So what! Its our business gwen, not yours!"
"If he finds out Jack, you get dismissed"Gwen said "Im saying it for your own good"
"He wont find out, since when dd you care anyway?"
She frowned then walked out
"I love you.." Katie murmers cuddling up to The Doctor on the sofa, it was so quite..
"Love you too" He lifts his head up and plants a kiss on her cheek.
"Is it alright if I stay here tonight." Katie looked up.
"Course it is" He smiled.
"Thanks, can I get off to bed?"
"Ye sure, ill join you in a sec" He says sitting up.
"Ok" She walks off into the bedroom.
The Doctor walked into the kitchen and downed a glass of water. He then followed Katie into the bedroom. Ge took his clothes off and got in bed next to her.
"You alright?" The Doctor asks.
"Doctor, im pregnant not dying you dont need to care so much you know" She smiles.
"Sorry.."
"Its fine, im just not used to having all this attention..ive never been treatede by someone like you treat me..its strange" She says.
He smiles and leans over kissing her lips softly, the kisses got deeper and deeper till he moved himself to position himself on top of her.
Katie leant back, The Doctor looked up at her.
"Sorry, IM just not in the mood tonight.." She says.
"Oh right, ok" He turned back onto his back, now he felt like a prat. And since when was she not in the mood!?! He turned over and shut his eyes.
Lara had gone out with a few mates that night, good job it was a weekend, she was so tired. She looked at the clock 10 o clock. She then thought, ring Kate..
She picked up the phone and dialed her number.
"Katie?"
"Ye.."
"You alright?"
"Ye im just in the doctors with the doctor" She says.
"Oh right, so are you getting rid of it then?"
"Ye..we just aint ready Lara.."
"Ok, well, hope it goes alright"
"Thanks bye"
The Doctor holds Katie's hand as they wait in The Doctors.
"Katie?" A nurse calls her name.
Katie stands up.
"Ill be right here.." The DOctor watches her walk into the room.
"Just through here" The nurse smiles and clothes the door.
He sat there, waiting, he had second thoughts every now and then but to be honist they both wernt ready..
Lara lay on her bed watching tele, god she was bored. She picked up the phone and wondered wether to ring Jack or not
Just as she picked the phone up to phone him her phone went off..Jack was calling
"Hello"
"Lara, we need you now. Theres been a murder in London"
"Alright be there in a minute"
She then teleported to torchwood and saw Jack putting his coat on and loading his gun
"Whats going on?"Lara asked as she went over to get her gun
"Theres been a murder in london and theyre treating it suspicious. They are leaving it up to us to investigate"Jack said placing his gun in his jacket
"I hate murder scenes"Lara sighed
"Well hopefully it isnt that bad"
Katie came out of the doctors room 20 minutes later. You could see she had been crying and held her stomach
'They made me take a pill"She said
"Well, its for the best"The doctor said hugging her
The team got to the flat and saw police gathered around the scene. Jack lokoed at two bodies and saw sharp cuts in their chests.
He got a scanner from Tosh and scans the wounds
'Its definatly alien acitivty"
"What does the scanner say?"Lara asked
"It looks as if the alien used its hand to cut the wound"Jack said
Lara bended down to his level
"Well, it must of been one sharp hand to cut the body and kill the victim"
"Yeah, these apprantly were burglars and got attacked, the couple who lived here are at the hospital at the moment. The boyfriend got cut aswell"He said
"Maybe we should interview him? The girlfriend might know something"Lara said
"Good idea"Jack stood up
Gwen go to the hospital and see what you can find, me and Lara will go scan this cut for any more clues"
"Why do i have to go to the hospital? Lara isnt as clue up on post mortems as me"Gwen said
She obviously didnt like them working together
Jack looked at Lara, Lara lookd at Jack
"Alright"He sighed "Lara and me will go to the hos-"
"I need some help with the Post Mortem"Gwen said
"You have owen and Tosh"Jack said
"They will be busy doing other things"
Jack sighed again
"Alright, Lara go to the hospital. ill go with gwen"
'I dont like her"Lara whispered
"Shes alright, shes just protective"Jack said
Lara then made her way to the hospital
Back at the Tardis
"Fancy some haribo?"The Doctor asked
"No thanks"Katie said
"You sure?"
"Yeah"
Lara went into the room where the boyfriend Matt, had been cut excatly the same way as the burglars.
"Could you tell me what happened?"
"I cant remember much"He said
"Anything at all?"
"I was knocked unconcious, thats all i remember"
Lara sat back and started to doze off, then sudenly the heart mointor started beeping
"Its her!"Matt said "She did it
"Who? Who did it?"Lara asked
"She had the blade.."He struggled for breath
He then collasped and died
Lara got ont he phone to Jack
"I think the girlfriend needs to be questioned"Lara said
They sat Kaleigh in a question room. Jack stood in the corner while Lara stood in the opposite.
"You killed him didnt you?"Jack asked
"No! I dont remember anything, why would i kill him?"
"You are the only witness, the only one alive"
"It cant of been me!"
Jack leaned ont he desk
"What planet are you from?'
Lara phone went off
She went outside to answer it
"Are you free?"Katie asked
"Not really why?'
"Just fancied a girl chat"Katie said
"Ill try and come over"
Lara then walked back int he room
"Howabout scanning her Jack?"Lara asked
He got the gadget out and scanned her. Nothing come up
"You must of killed him"Jack said
He then handcuffed her and walked her to a dugeon type room. He showed her to one of the monsters they caught. It rawred, then cowered away
"Why is it doing that?"Kayleigh asked
"We dont know, it never does that, therefore you must be alien"Jack said
"Jack.."Lara said softly
"Have you ever seen a vampire monster do thatbefore?"Jack asked Lara
"No, but-"
"Set her up for the probe"Jack said
They placed her on a chair and strapped her in
"Is this going to hurt?"She asked
"It might do a bit"Lara said
"Im scared"
"Itll be ok"
"Lara!"Jack said
They put the probe on, it scanned her body in deapth and her right arm began to change. It looked like it had been badly burnt and lit up.
"Shit"Gwen said
The machine then exploded
"What happened?"Kayleigh asked
"You're alien"Lara said
They then took hre to the dugeon and locked her behind a bullet proof screen
"What happens now? Do you usually kill aliens?"
"Only if we have to"Lara said "Dont worry, we'll do everything we can"
"Wont be mcuh"Jack said
Lara looked at him confused. She knew he hated aliens who kill but this was a poor innocent girl.
"How did you do it?"Jack asked
"I dont know"
"Tell me, you killed Matt, why? How?"
"I dont know!"
Her arm started changing again, and this time, changed into a masisve blade
Jack drew his gun
"Your species is inferior!"She suddenly said
"Jack dont shoot!"Lara said
"She might break out!"
"You will never stop us"Kayleigh said
Lara then push a button at the side which set off cold foam to hopefully change her back to normal.
The smoke cleared and the girl laid on the floor.
Jacks phone then went off
"Hello?"
"Theres an emergancy signal coming from your area Jack, theres Mass murderings and explosions."The Doctor said
"We're on it"Jack said putting the phone down
"You set them off didnt you?"Jack asked
"Set what off?"Kayleigh asked
"All these murders and explosions are your people!"Jack then ran off to get his coat
"We'll try and do everything we can"Lara said then walked off
They got into the car and drove to a minefield were they heard reports of soilders being killed.
Within 5 minutes the team got there and saw a man with a blade for an arm standing there.
Jack conintued driving
"What you doing Jack?"Gwen asked
"This"
He then ran over the guy
Jack got out and ran over to the body
"Scan him!"Jack said
Tosh ran a scanner over him
He suddenly woke up and his blade came back. He stuck it through Jacks chest
"Ow"Jack said "Quick, disable his forcefield"Jack said
"We know everything about you Jack Harkness. We know everything about Torchwood"The guy said
"Done!"Tosh said
Lara then shot him in the head
The blade disappeared
"You ok?"Gwen ran over to Jack
Lara watched Gwen
"Im fine thanks"
He got up and walked back to the car
"If only we could amplify that signal so it disables the whole of England, we might get somewhere"Tosh said
They got back to Torchwood
Lara walked into the dugeon where Katie was feeding the Vampire monster
"What are you doing?"Lara asked
"Feeding him"
"Feeding him what?"
"Haribo"She smiled
"Hes gonna get sick if you do that"
"Oh well, by the way one of your monsters escaped"Katie said
Lara looked over at Kayleighs cage, she had shattered the glass
"Katie be on your guard"Lara said
Kayleigh then came out of nowhere and held Lara in a headlock.
They got to the control room of torchwood
"Ill kill her!"Kayleigh said
Everybody turned round
They all drew their guns
"Dont shoot! Thats what she wants you to do!"Lara said
"Let go!"Jack said
"Ill kill her, then ill kill all of you!"
"Jack!"Lara screamed
"Goodbye Lara"She raise her blade
Jack then shot her in the arm, Tosh put the signal out to disable her, and the other blade monsters around England
Jack ran up to Lara
"Are you ok?"He said lifting her up
"Im fine"Lara stood up
He saw a massive cut on her neck that was going to lead to a scar
"We need to get you patched up"Jack said
Katie walked into the room
"Whats going on?"She asked eating haribo
"What are you doing here?"Gwen asked
"Im Laras friend"
"So she invited you here?'
"Well not really"
Lara sat down in the medical room and jack patched her neck up
"How bad is it?"
"Nohting too deep"He said fixing it together "Should heal over ina couple of days"Jack stood back
They looked at each other..
"Thanks"Lara said
Jack moved closer, and just as they were about to kiss..
"Gwens having a go at me"
Jack stood back
"Um..what are you doing here?"He asked
"Im bored, the doctor is doing some shitty work again"Katie said
"Why dont you help him"Lara said trying to get her out of the room
"Cant be bothered"Katie said chucking a haribo at Lara
"Right im going back, since this is my day off"Lara said getting up
"I wanna stay here"Kate said
"You cant, you shouldnt be here in the first place"
"Ill see you later"Jack said
Lara then grabbed hold of Katie andteleported to the Tardis
"Did you know she was at Torchwood?"Lara asked the doctor
"No? Thought she just popped out for a walk"He said climbing up from the floor
"Yeah she decided to feed one of the aliens haribo"
Katie laughed
The Doctor rolls his eyes.
"Why you so boring today" Katie sighs.
"Im not, im just..thinking"
"About what.." Katie says getting closer to him.
"Right I think I know where this is going" Lara says.
"Your a dirty bitch you" Katie says.
"What!"
"Right dont start you two.." The Doctor sighs. "Ive got headache" He says.
"Want me to cure it" Katie smiles.
"Right im going!" Lara shouts.
"What! I was only guna give him parecetomol" Katie laughs.
"Oh shut up anyway Kate, you coming for a drink later on, aint been out in agesss" Lara says.
"Sure" Katie says.
"Cool" Lara walks out the tardis.
"You coming later?" Katie asks.
"Nah, you two need a night on your own anyway" He says.
"Are you going off me" Katie says.
"No! Why"
"I dunno.."
"If I was going off you would I do this" He lift her up in his arms.
"I dunno"
"If I was going off you would I do this" He carried her into the bedroom.
"Meh..you could be faking that"
He sighs "If I was going off you would I do this" He put her on the bed and started undressing her.
"You might just be horny?"
He sighs "Do you want me to carry on?" He raises an eyebrow.
"Ye its funny" Katie laughs.
So later on Lara and Katie were at the flat when The Doctor and Jack knokced on. The Doctor decided to come and bring Jack.
"What they doing here!" Lara shouts.
"Oh I invited The doctor" Katie says.
"Since when! It was just us two!"
"So, The Doctor goes everytwhere with me now"
"What is he to you, some poodle on a lead"
"Ye, come here poodlet" Katie says to The Doctor.
The Doctor looks at her, like shes some weirdo.
"Oh! i thought it was just us two!" Lara shouts.
"Fuck sake chill! Look at their faces, they look like two abonded poodles come on, Jack wants some sex tonight" Lara stares at Jack "Im only jokin" Katie laughs.
"Oh forget it it dont matter" Lara says.
"Why you being so moody fucking hell! Jacks your boyfriend!"
Jack just stands there, hoping there would be a fight.
"Im not being moody though am i, Fukin hell shut up" Lara sits down.
"Dont say fucking to me you poodle!"
"Shut up with the fucking poodles!"
"No! I wont" Katie then 'accidently' hits Lara over the head.
Lara then smacks Katie in the face.
Jack grins folding his arms.
The Doctor goes to do something but Jack holds him back.
"There alright for a second.."
Please remember me
So Katie and Jack sit in his office. Jack takes his coat off and sits down
"So.."He said shuffling some papers
"You screwed Lara yet?"Katie asked
"What?"He looked up
"You heard"She smiled
"Katie.."
"You know shes gaging for it"Katie says
"Katie this is an interview.."
"You know she really wants to rip your clothes off"Katie laughs
"Katie..stop it"He says calmly
"She wants you to really nail her, in bushes"SHe laughs
He slams his hand down on the table and stands up
"Private! This is a formal interview to be taken seriously, if you dont im afriad ill have to de-rank you"He said staring at her
Katie gulped, he was quite scary when he was annoyed
"Ok.."
He then sat down
He wrote on a few papers. There was an awkard silence
Lara then knocked on the door and walked in
"Um..Jack"
Jack looked up all nervous like.
"I phoned them, they asked if you wanted the werewolf to be killed on sight?"
He ruffled his hair just like the doctor and looked down
"Say no, we need him for studies"He said
"Alright"She then walked out
It went quiet again
"So, Katie, why do you think you should be moved up a rank?"
And so the interview went on for an hour. Eventually Katie came out of the room.
"Thank fuck thats over"She said running to the Tardis
Lara was in Torchwood loking out for any alien activity.
Jack teleported to Torchwood and saw Lara at a desk typing
He leaned over her shoulder and watched what she did
"I think im not gonna move Katie up"He said
Lara looked round, they were so close they almost kissed. Lara looked at his lips then looked up at him
"Why?"
"She doesnt seem dedicated enough, i think she needs time alone, without The Doctor"
"Well what did she say"Lara said turning back to the computer
"She didnt say much, she wasnt prepared really"He said
"Well has she done the coursework?"
"Yeah"
"Well she should be moved up"
"But she hasnt got the determination. Since the Doctor came along shes been, well...distratced"
"Well either tell him to go away for a few weeks or get him to help her"
Jack then touched the computer screen and looked at a few things.
"Maybe, ill have a chat with him or something. Look at this"
He touched the screen again on a photo taken by holiday makers and saw some sort of alien artifact
"Look at it tommorow"Lara said shutting the computer down
SHe then stood up
"Want that coffee?"Jack asked, obviously suggesting somethig else other then coffee
"You need to talk to the Doctor, and ive got some research to do"Lara smiled
"Alright, see you tommorow morn?"Jack asked
"Yeah, bright and early"She said
He then spun on his heel and went to teleport. Just as he was about to putt he co-orindates in, Lara grabbed his shoulder,spun him back and kissed him
'Wow' He thought
His hands were all over her, and as he went to go futher she pulled away
"See you tommorow"She smiled
He gave a big smile back
She was obviously playing hard to get
In the office by the side of them, a very jealous Gwen was watching. She longed for jack for a long time.
Jack stood back and looked at Lara. He then teleported to outside the tardis
Meanwhile..
"How did you think you did then" The Doctor says bringing her a cup of coffee.
"Crap, I know hes gunna move me down" She sighs "I do try its just..I dunno. I don't think im made out for this job.."
"Course you are" He says rubbing her back "Look, all you need to do is focus a bit more, dont let other things occupy your mind.." He smiles.
Jack then walks in.
"Doctor we need a word"
"Erm..ok.." The Doctor walks outside.
"Look, Katie's struggling, if she carrys on I am going to have to move her down, shes just not working up to the standers she shud be working to" Jack says.
"Whats this got to do with me.."
"Well..We need you to help, theres either one or two things you can do for us, go away for a few weeks see how she does-"
"Hang on hang on, your asking me to leave Katie, just like that.."
"Well.."
"Im not doing that!"
"Hang on or..you could try and help her, seen as your an expert here.."
"Well let me try and make a difference then, ill try and help her study and that, how long has she got?"
"A week"
"Right..ill see what I can do" He walks back in.
"What was that all about" Katie looks up.
"Jack wasnt very impressed by your performance in the interview room, he wants me to help you with your work and that"
"Cool.." She finishes off her coffee and places it down on the table.
"Why you being so..resonable.." He raises an eyebrow.
"No reason, so anyway" She gets some books out.
The Doctor gets his glasses out and puts them on, he looks up at Katie ever so often while scanning the books.
Meanwhile Lara was sat in her room, researching on her laptop when a knock came on the door.
She sighed, she was just getting settled. She stood up and opened it. It was Jack, stood there like some pillock with a bunch of flowers.
"Um"Lara smiled
She felt like a pillock standing there in her pjs. But not as much as Jack stood there in his uniform with flowers
"What is this?"Lara chuckled
"Thought i would give you these"He smiled
"This is...thanks"She said taking them off of him. She smelt them and they smelt really fresh "You didnt have to"She said
"I wanted to, now how about that coffee?"He asked
"Look..Jack, i've got work to do. I cant just jump into bed-"
"Its only a quick drink"He smirked
"I know that smile! Its a suggestive one, you've done that before"Lara laughed
"No i havent"He said trying to get rid of the smirk
"Look, went i want one of your COFFEES, then ill tell you ok?"She laughed
"Alright, night"He walked off
Lara watched him walked down the corridor. She turned her back to prop the flowers on the table then heard Jack again
"Rawr!"He said picking her up
"Jack!"She said laughing
He then closed the door with his foot and carried her into the bedroom
"Jack i told you! "
He then placed her on the bed and looked at her
"You've been teasing me too much, that kiss tonight was the final straw"He said
"Jack, we work together, its gonna be awkard"
He started kissing her neck
"No it wont, cause if anything happens ill just wipe your memory"
"Oh thanks"She said giggling as he kissed her neck
He then looked up and kissed her deeply. Lara herself couldnt resist the urge anymore, she just had to have him now. She slipped his jacket off of his shoulders and he un did her top.
"I hope you dont make this a habit"Lara said
"I wont.."He smirked
Meanwhile..
"So these two make the time vortex go on for eternity and so you're able to go back and forth in time without any trouble"Katie said pointing to different things in this book
"Well...yeah"He looked up at her "You sure Jack hasnt done anything to your brain?"He asked
"No, i dont know where this has come from"
"Hmm"He got the sonic screwdriver and scanned her body
He then looked at the gadget closely...he couldnt understand it. He face dropped
"What? Is it something bad?"
The Doctor didnt know how to react,pleased? Confused? Upset?.
"Um, no"
The Doctor raced to the Control panel and phoned Jack. He knows things like this
Back to Laras.
They were both kissing, slowly undressing eachother, then..
"Whats that?"Lara asked
"My phone"Jack got the phone from his trouser pocket and chucked it at the wall, resulting in it breaking
He carried on kissing Lara
The phone re-built itself and carried on ringing
"Bastard, rebuilding phones"He said inbetween kisses
"Damn hes not answering"The Doctor said
"What is wrong!!!!1"Katie asked
"Nothing, look just study, i need to go out"
The doctor teleported to the nerest shops. He looked around for anything that would give him more information. He understood what it is, but just couldnt understand it fully.
He walked into a book shop and looked at the 'mothers to be' section.
He quickly picked up a book and scanned it
Yep...She was definatly pregnant..
He didnt know what to think, but they were always safe? Wasnt they? There could have been a few drunken nights, his head was messed up he couldnt think.
Katie then came running in the shop.
"Doctor! Wh-" She then looked at him holding the book.
"Why you got that.."
"I-I..just found it, it fell off the shelf"
"Doctor..dont tell me that-"
He sighs "You are" He says.
"Fuck..erm..lets go back.." She says.
"Ye..good idea.."
Lara cuddled up to Jack. She felt so..warm..safe.
He looked at her and kissed her softly on her forehead (argh im not in the mood for romantic)
The Doctor was sat beside Katie on the sofa in the tardis, there was silence for several minutes.
The Doctor went to say something but stopped himself, he didnt want to make this any more akward than it was.
"What?"
"Nothing.."
"What! Say it, we need to talk about this.."
"I know, sorry, I just..never came across anything like this..well never done anything like this well..you get the drift"
"Well ive neve rbeen pregnant before, so I dont know waht to do!"
"Right..are you happy..upset..? What you feel about it" He asks.
"I..I dont know..you?"
"Same, im a bit messed up.." He ruffles his hair "I think I need to talk to Jack and you need to talk to Lara" He says.
"We need to talk to eachother Doctor! Theres no point avoiding it, we need to sort out whats happening.."
"Look, I love you but..I dont think im ready for this.."
Part of her wanted to scream at him, but part of her understand "Ye..fine.." She stood up.
"Where you going?"
"Out"
"Where! Whats up, look I didnt mean to-"
"Just need time along Doctor" She walks off out the tardis.
He screams in his head and kicks the wall.
"Ow.." He holds his foot.
Katie walks towards her room, hopefully Lara was in..she walked in and opened Lara's bedroom door to see both Jack and Lara fast asleep.
"Fuck sake!!" She screams and kicks the wall.
"Ow.." She holds her foot
Lara wakes up to Katie screaming
"Oh shit"Lara says covering herself "Jack wake up, now!"She said shaking him
"What?"He sat up
"Katie is here, what is she gonna think of me like this!"Lara said putting her stuff on
Jack got up and put Laras robe on
"Ill see whats wrong"He said
"Jack! Dont!"
Too late he walked out
"Whats wrong?"He walked out
She turned round
"Nothing sir"She said, not forgetting what happened earlier
"You dont have to call me sir"He said "Hows the studying?"
"Its alright"She said
"How the Doctor?"
"Hes alright"
Jacks phone then went off
Lara picked it up.
"Jack!"Lara whispered
Jack walked back in
"Its the Doctor"Lara said
Jack answered it
'Jack, can we talk?'
'Whats wrong?'
'Nothing.....is she there?'
'If you mean your girlfriend, yes'
'Oh,well you dont have to come over if you dont want to'
'No i will'
Jack sighed
"Right just go to see whats wrong"Jack said getting dressed
"One night, just one night we have together and you get called out" Lara said
"I wont be long"He said trying to find his shoes
He then walked out
Katie walked in and sat on Lara bed with Lara still covering herself
"Im pregnant"Katie said
She just came out with it
"What?"
"Yeah the doctor found out, he scanned me, i dont even think he was going to tell me"She said frowning "I dont know what to do"
"Well, ive never been pregnant before, ive always been cautious, apart from a couple of times"Lara said "But i take the pill incase i forget"
"But i would of thought this wouldnt happen, i was on the pill too and i thought....well i dont know anymore"
"Look whatever you choose to do, im sure he'll support you.."Lara said
"I dont want to be a dad!"The Doctor said
"Look, just think, what would she want?"Jack said sat on the sofa
"I dont know..."He said wondering about "Do you have to sit like that?"
"Like what?"
"With your leg spread apart"
"I have to. The poor boy hasnt been used in a long time"He smiled
"I think she wants to keep it"The Doctor caried on
"Its a joint decision though Doctor, youve got to make it together, theres nothing I can do. I bet you Katie's having this same conversation with Lara now, to be honist we cant do anything, you both need to sit down over a nice cup of tea and talk about it, make sure you understand how each of you feel about it" He says.
"Wow, thats the best advice youve gave me since..ever"
"Thanks" Jack smiles "Just tell her how you feel"
"Im scared Lara.."
"Kate..come on" Lara pulls her in for a hug.
"You both need to talk about it"
"Ye but what if it goes wrong, we start arguing he goes away! I dont want to be left pregnant without the father Lara!"
"You wont, look, I promise you hes not like that, whatever decision you choose to make he will stick by you, ill stick by you, youve stuck by me through hard times, so Ill stick with you, its what friends do"
"Thanks Lara.."
"No problem, now go on, go and talk to him" Lara says.
"What so you and Jack can have another shag session" Katie laughs.
"Go on" Lara laughs.
Jack had already left, he needed to get back to Lara plus get changed. He had a meeting later on.
Katie slowly walked in the tardis door to see The Doctor sat there, head in his hands, this was going to be difficult..for both of them.
The Doctor looked up "Hey.." He smiled slightly and moved up so Katie could sit down.
"Hi..listen..on my way here..I thought about it and..if you dont want to keep it.."
"Its not that, I would love to have your baby Kate, serously I just dont think I could cope with it all, yes probably in a while but not yet..its just too early on"
"Your right, I was thinking the same thing, I dont want to be stuck with a baby just yet" she laugs
"So.."He said shuffling some papers
"You screwed Lara yet?"Katie asked
"What?"He looked up
"You heard"She smiled
"Katie.."
"You know shes gaging for it"Katie says
"Katie this is an interview.."
"You know she really wants to rip your clothes off"Katie laughs
"Katie..stop it"He says calmly
"She wants you to really nail her, in bushes"SHe laughs
He slams his hand down on the table and stands up
"Private! This is a formal interview to be taken seriously, if you dont im afriad ill have to de-rank you"He said staring at her
Katie gulped, he was quite scary when he was annoyed
"Ok.."
He then sat down
He wrote on a few papers. There was an awkard silence
Lara then knocked on the door and walked in
"Um..Jack"
Jack looked up all nervous like.
"I phoned them, they asked if you wanted the werewolf to be killed on sight?"
He ruffled his hair just like the doctor and looked down
"Say no, we need him for studies"He said
"Alright"She then walked out
It went quiet again
"So, Katie, why do you think you should be moved up a rank?"
And so the interview went on for an hour. Eventually Katie came out of the room.
"Thank fuck thats over"She said running to the Tardis
Lara was in Torchwood loking out for any alien activity.
Jack teleported to Torchwood and saw Lara at a desk typing
He leaned over her shoulder and watched what she did
"I think im not gonna move Katie up"He said
Lara looked round, they were so close they almost kissed. Lara looked at his lips then looked up at him
"Why?"
"She doesnt seem dedicated enough, i think she needs time alone, without The Doctor"
"Well what did she say"Lara said turning back to the computer
"She didnt say much, she wasnt prepared really"He said
"Well has she done the coursework?"
"Yeah"
"Well she should be moved up"
"But she hasnt got the determination. Since the Doctor came along shes been, well...distratced"
"Well either tell him to go away for a few weeks or get him to help her"
Jack then touched the computer screen and looked at a few things.
"Maybe, ill have a chat with him or something. Look at this"
He touched the screen again on a photo taken by holiday makers and saw some sort of alien artifact
"Look at it tommorow"Lara said shutting the computer down
SHe then stood up
"Want that coffee?"Jack asked, obviously suggesting somethig else other then coffee
"You need to talk to the Doctor, and ive got some research to do"Lara smiled
"Alright, see you tommorow morn?"Jack asked
"Yeah, bright and early"She said
He then spun on his heel and went to teleport. Just as he was about to putt he co-orindates in, Lara grabbed his shoulder,spun him back and kissed him
'Wow' He thought
His hands were all over her, and as he went to go futher she pulled away
"See you tommorow"She smiled
He gave a big smile back
She was obviously playing hard to get
In the office by the side of them, a very jealous Gwen was watching. She longed for jack for a long time.
Jack stood back and looked at Lara. He then teleported to outside the tardis
Meanwhile..
"How did you think you did then" The Doctor says bringing her a cup of coffee.
"Crap, I know hes gunna move me down" She sighs "I do try its just..I dunno. I don't think im made out for this job.."
"Course you are" He says rubbing her back "Look, all you need to do is focus a bit more, dont let other things occupy your mind.." He smiles.
Jack then walks in.
"Doctor we need a word"
"Erm..ok.." The Doctor walks outside.
"Look, Katie's struggling, if she carrys on I am going to have to move her down, shes just not working up to the standers she shud be working to" Jack says.
"Whats this got to do with me.."
"Well..We need you to help, theres either one or two things you can do for us, go away for a few weeks see how she does-"
"Hang on hang on, your asking me to leave Katie, just like that.."
"Well.."
"Im not doing that!"
"Hang on or..you could try and help her, seen as your an expert here.."
"Well let me try and make a difference then, ill try and help her study and that, how long has she got?"
"A week"
"Right..ill see what I can do" He walks back in.
"What was that all about" Katie looks up.
"Jack wasnt very impressed by your performance in the interview room, he wants me to help you with your work and that"
"Cool.." She finishes off her coffee and places it down on the table.
"Why you being so..resonable.." He raises an eyebrow.
"No reason, so anyway" She gets some books out.
The Doctor gets his glasses out and puts them on, he looks up at Katie ever so often while scanning the books.
Meanwhile Lara was sat in her room, researching on her laptop when a knock came on the door.
She sighed, she was just getting settled. She stood up and opened it. It was Jack, stood there like some pillock with a bunch of flowers.
"Um"Lara smiled
She felt like a pillock standing there in her pjs. But not as much as Jack stood there in his uniform with flowers
"What is this?"Lara chuckled
"Thought i would give you these"He smiled
"This is...thanks"She said taking them off of him. She smelt them and they smelt really fresh "You didnt have to"She said
"I wanted to, now how about that coffee?"He asked
"Look..Jack, i've got work to do. I cant just jump into bed-"
"Its only a quick drink"He smirked
"I know that smile! Its a suggestive one, you've done that before"Lara laughed
"No i havent"He said trying to get rid of the smirk
"Look, went i want one of your COFFEES, then ill tell you ok?"She laughed
"Alright, night"He walked off
Lara watched him walked down the corridor. She turned her back to prop the flowers on the table then heard Jack again
"Rawr!"He said picking her up
"Jack!"She said laughing
He then closed the door with his foot and carried her into the bedroom
"Jack i told you! "
He then placed her on the bed and looked at her
"You've been teasing me too much, that kiss tonight was the final straw"He said
"Jack, we work together, its gonna be awkard"
He started kissing her neck
"No it wont, cause if anything happens ill just wipe your memory"
"Oh thanks"She said giggling as he kissed her neck
He then looked up and kissed her deeply. Lara herself couldnt resist the urge anymore, she just had to have him now. She slipped his jacket off of his shoulders and he un did her top.
"I hope you dont make this a habit"Lara said
"I wont.."He smirked
Meanwhile..
"So these two make the time vortex go on for eternity and so you're able to go back and forth in time without any trouble"Katie said pointing to different things in this book
"Well...yeah"He looked up at her "You sure Jack hasnt done anything to your brain?"He asked
"No, i dont know where this has come from"
"Hmm"He got the sonic screwdriver and scanned her body
He then looked at the gadget closely...he couldnt understand it. He face dropped
"What? Is it something bad?"
The Doctor didnt know how to react,pleased? Confused? Upset?.
"Um, no"
The Doctor raced to the Control panel and phoned Jack. He knows things like this
Back to Laras.
They were both kissing, slowly undressing eachother, then..
"Whats that?"Lara asked
"My phone"Jack got the phone from his trouser pocket and chucked it at the wall, resulting in it breaking
He carried on kissing Lara
The phone re-built itself and carried on ringing
"Bastard, rebuilding phones"He said inbetween kisses
"Damn hes not answering"The Doctor said
"What is wrong!!!!1"Katie asked
"Nothing, look just study, i need to go out"
The doctor teleported to the nerest shops. He looked around for anything that would give him more information. He understood what it is, but just couldnt understand it fully.
He walked into a book shop and looked at the 'mothers to be' section.
He quickly picked up a book and scanned it
Yep...She was definatly pregnant..
He didnt know what to think, but they were always safe? Wasnt they? There could have been a few drunken nights, his head was messed up he couldnt think.
Katie then came running in the shop.
"Doctor! Wh-" She then looked at him holding the book.
"Why you got that.."
"I-I..just found it, it fell off the shelf"
"Doctor..dont tell me that-"
He sighs "You are" He says.
"Fuck..erm..lets go back.." She says.
"Ye..good idea.."
Lara cuddled up to Jack. She felt so..warm..safe.
He looked at her and kissed her softly on her forehead (argh im not in the mood for romantic)
The Doctor was sat beside Katie on the sofa in the tardis, there was silence for several minutes.
The Doctor went to say something but stopped himself, he didnt want to make this any more akward than it was.
"What?"
"Nothing.."
"What! Say it, we need to talk about this.."
"I know, sorry, I just..never came across anything like this..well never done anything like this well..you get the drift"
"Well ive neve rbeen pregnant before, so I dont know waht to do!"
"Right..are you happy..upset..? What you feel about it" He asks.
"I..I dont know..you?"
"Same, im a bit messed up.." He ruffles his hair "I think I need to talk to Jack and you need to talk to Lara" He says.
"We need to talk to eachother Doctor! Theres no point avoiding it, we need to sort out whats happening.."
"Look, I love you but..I dont think im ready for this.."
Part of her wanted to scream at him, but part of her understand "Ye..fine.." She stood up.
"Where you going?"
"Out"
"Where! Whats up, look I didnt mean to-"
"Just need time along Doctor" She walks off out the tardis.
He screams in his head and kicks the wall.
"Ow.." He holds his foot.
Katie walks towards her room, hopefully Lara was in..she walked in and opened Lara's bedroom door to see both Jack and Lara fast asleep.
"Fuck sake!!" She screams and kicks the wall.
"Ow.." She holds her foot
Lara wakes up to Katie screaming
"Oh shit"Lara says covering herself "Jack wake up, now!"She said shaking him
"What?"He sat up
"Katie is here, what is she gonna think of me like this!"Lara said putting her stuff on
Jack got up and put Laras robe on
"Ill see whats wrong"He said
"Jack! Dont!"
Too late he walked out
"Whats wrong?"He walked out
She turned round
"Nothing sir"She said, not forgetting what happened earlier
"You dont have to call me sir"He said "Hows the studying?"
"Its alright"She said
"How the Doctor?"
"Hes alright"
Jacks phone then went off
Lara picked it up.
"Jack!"Lara whispered
Jack walked back in
"Its the Doctor"Lara said
Jack answered it
'Jack, can we talk?'
'Whats wrong?'
'Nothing.....is she there?'
'If you mean your girlfriend, yes'
'Oh,well you dont have to come over if you dont want to'
'No i will'
Jack sighed
"Right just go to see whats wrong"Jack said getting dressed
"One night, just one night we have together and you get called out" Lara said
"I wont be long"He said trying to find his shoes
He then walked out
Katie walked in and sat on Lara bed with Lara still covering herself
"Im pregnant"Katie said
She just came out with it
"What?"
"Yeah the doctor found out, he scanned me, i dont even think he was going to tell me"She said frowning "I dont know what to do"
"Well, ive never been pregnant before, ive always been cautious, apart from a couple of times"Lara said "But i take the pill incase i forget"
"But i would of thought this wouldnt happen, i was on the pill too and i thought....well i dont know anymore"
"Look whatever you choose to do, im sure he'll support you.."Lara said
"I dont want to be a dad!"The Doctor said
"Look, just think, what would she want?"Jack said sat on the sofa
"I dont know..."He said wondering about "Do you have to sit like that?"
"Like what?"
"With your leg spread apart"
"I have to. The poor boy hasnt been used in a long time"He smiled
"I think she wants to keep it"The Doctor caried on
"Its a joint decision though Doctor, youve got to make it together, theres nothing I can do. I bet you Katie's having this same conversation with Lara now, to be honist we cant do anything, you both need to sit down over a nice cup of tea and talk about it, make sure you understand how each of you feel about it" He says.
"Wow, thats the best advice youve gave me since..ever"
"Thanks" Jack smiles "Just tell her how you feel"
"Im scared Lara.."
"Kate..come on" Lara pulls her in for a hug.
"You both need to talk about it"
"Ye but what if it goes wrong, we start arguing he goes away! I dont want to be left pregnant without the father Lara!"
"You wont, look, I promise you hes not like that, whatever decision you choose to make he will stick by you, ill stick by you, youve stuck by me through hard times, so Ill stick with you, its what friends do"
"Thanks Lara.."
"No problem, now go on, go and talk to him" Lara says.
"What so you and Jack can have another shag session" Katie laughs.
"Go on" Lara laughs.
Jack had already left, he needed to get back to Lara plus get changed. He had a meeting later on.
Katie slowly walked in the tardis door to see The Doctor sat there, head in his hands, this was going to be difficult..for both of them.
The Doctor looked up "Hey.." He smiled slightly and moved up so Katie could sit down.
"Hi..listen..on my way here..I thought about it and..if you dont want to keep it.."
"Its not that, I would love to have your baby Kate, serously I just dont think I could cope with it all, yes probably in a while but not yet..its just too early on"
"Your right, I was thinking the same thing, I dont want to be stuck with a baby just yet" she laugs
Sunday, 20 January 2008
Jess is a wench
"Nice work"Jack said to Lara back at Torchwood
"See, told you i could handle stuff"She winked
"Fancy coming back for a drink?"Jack asked
"Im too tired Jack, another time i suppose"Lara then teleported back to her room
"I need drink!"Katie said getting up
"What you doing, we were getting to the good part?"
"I need booze!"
Lara then sat down on her bed and ended up going sleep. Thank god Kate and The Doctor were in the Tardis
"Come back!" The Doctor says.
"Dont you haven alchool in this damn thing!" katie says going through the cupboards.
"No"
"Your taking the piss"
"Im not"
The Morning after..
Lara woke up to 5 missed calls from Jack and several text messages
'Lara get to torchwood now!' Most of them said
"WAKE UP!"Kate jumped on Lara
"Argh fuck off"
"Jack told me ot do it, he said if i jump on you he'll give me haribo"
"Oi! He's never offered me haribo!"Lara said getting up
Lara eventualy got herself ready and got to torchwood.
There was a massive cage with a cover over it.
"What the?"
"We got this, this morning. We have to do a few tests on it first" Jack said
He then pulled the cover off to reveal a 8 foot high werewolf.
Lara stood back
"Are you sure its safe in here?"Lara asked
"Yeah, its fine, its sedated"
The werewolf was struggling to keep its eyes open but occassionaly stood up and growled.
Jack pointed a Gun at it and shot it with a tranquilser
"We need to see if its really human, or just an ordinary werewolf"Jack said
After it fell to the ground Owen,, Gwen, Jack and Lara took it out of it cages and lifted it onto a platform were there could study it closer.
Gwen then cut open its chest and looked closer. The werewolf had a massive heart that was beating fast.
"Wow"Jack said
Gwen went to look further for any signs of it being human but the chest then started healing itself and closed up.
"That isnt human"Gwen said "Thats a true werewolf"
Over the next few weeks they kept it in Torchwood. They found ourt he werewolf was harmless to girls but despised guys.
Lara had it on a special lead with a mussel on
Jack came towards Lara and the werewolf lunged at him
"Woah"
"I swear you do that on purpose to wind him up"Lara said
Good thing they had some sort of a gadget to hold his weight
"Ive got an idea"Jack said
"Lets go out somewhere"The Doctor said
"Hang on, im tidying my room"
"Do it later"He said
"Alright, we better go somewhere decent though"
They walked towards the Tardis and the doctor opened the door.
He saw the werewolf inside the tardis chewing stuff
The Doctor quickly closed the door
"Whats wrong"Kate asked
"We have a slight problem. Call Jack for me now!"He said
"Or what.." Katie smiles.
"Katie, no matter how much I love you smiling at me like that we need to get this sorted"
"Whats wrong"
"We have a warewolf in the tardis!"
"OO.." Katie goes to walk in.
"DONT!"
But before Katie could even open the door fully the werewolf pounced on her and started licking her face.
"Awww, can we call it John" Katie smiles. The werewold then looks up at The Doctor.
"Er..jess.."
"Ye?"
It starts growling at The Doctor.
He pointes his sonic screwdriver at the werewolf.
"That should hold it till Jack comes"
"I cant do this" Katie sighs.
"Do what.."
"Be in trouble when im horny"
The doctor looks at her.
"What! Ok! Ill get on the phone to Jack"
"Jack, yea theres a werewolf in the tardis, ye I dont see what the problem is myself I think John's cute"
"Whos John"
"The warewolf"
"Youve named it.."
"Ye! Why not"
"Oh for god sake, we'll be over in a minute" He hangs up.
"What" Lara asks.
"The werewols escaped..its in the tardis, but the worst thing at all is.."
"Is.."
"Kate's named it.."
"Shes what?"
"Named it..John"
"Mmm John Barrowman..." Lara goes into a trance.
"Lara! This is bad, now shes calling it John, it will only respond to her!"
"Shit.."
They rush out the building.
"Do you ever get..excited!" Katie shouts.
"Shush! Ye..just..not as much as you"
"Are you excited now?"
"Erm.."
He then notices Jack in the distance
"Ah jack" He smiles.
"Fucking men.." Katie mutters.
"Right, Lara tie it up, Katie your gunna have to come with us"
"No!" Katie says touching the doctors croutch.
"Sorry..." She moves her hand. it slipt.
"She doesnt have to go does she, not yet" The Doctor says.
"Yes! Shes named it and now ti will only respond to her"
"Tough shit! Come on" Kate pushes The Doctor in.
"Doctor!"
"Sorry, her orders" He smiles closing the door.
"Now what!"Lara said
Jack knocked on the door
"Get out we need that werewolf"
"Hello John"Katie said stroking the werewolf
The doctor hid in his room
"How did it get in there anyway?"Lara asked
"I put it in there as a joke"Jack smiled
"You're so mean to the doctor"Lara said
"Doctor?"Katie walked round
"Im in my room"
"Come out"
"No, not with that thing there"
She then sighed and walked out with it and it gorlwed at Jack
"Hold it back!"Lara said pointing a gun at it
"With what?'Katie asked
"Tell it to stay"Lara said as the werewolf crept closer to Jack
"Like thats gonna work!"Katie said
"DO IT!"Jack said also pointing his gun (lmao)
"Stay!"Katie commanded
The werewolf then sat down and stayed
"oooo"Katie said
"We need you back to HQ"Jack said
"But i want sex"
"Who cares, we need you now"Jack said putting the gun away
"Look my needs are more importnat!"
The Doctor walks out "Cant you just..take the wolf away and leave us be for a bit" The Doctor says.
"We need her now!" Jack says.
"Shut up im tired!" Katie says.
"Look, you might aswell come, cause youve got a interview with me later anyway"
"About what! Since when!"
"I need to interveiw you cause your due to move up another rank and its really important" Jack says.
"Oh.." Katie bends down to the werewolf.
"See that funny looking person over there..fetch" Katie says pointing at Lara.
"No..Kate dont.." Lara backs away but the werewolf just rolls on its back.
"FETCH YPU STUPID THING" She kicks it and it runs off.
"Well done" Jack sighs.
"Were just gunna have to contact all the other torcwhood sites and get them to keep an eye out for it" Lara says.
"Ye..right you do that Lara, Katie come with me"
"Why!"
"The interview"
"I cant do that now!"
"Why not"
"Cause I need sex! It helps me concentrate"
"Kate, the interview should of started at least 10 minutes ago"
"Fuck sake come on then!!" She storms off.
"See, told you i could handle stuff"She winked
"Fancy coming back for a drink?"Jack asked
"Im too tired Jack, another time i suppose"Lara then teleported back to her room
"I need drink!"Katie said getting up
"What you doing, we were getting to the good part?"
"I need booze!"
Lara then sat down on her bed and ended up going sleep. Thank god Kate and The Doctor were in the Tardis
"Come back!" The Doctor says.
"Dont you haven alchool in this damn thing!" katie says going through the cupboards.
"No"
"Your taking the piss"
"Im not"
The Morning after..
Lara woke up to 5 missed calls from Jack and several text messages
'Lara get to torchwood now!' Most of them said
"WAKE UP!"Kate jumped on Lara
"Argh fuck off"
"Jack told me ot do it, he said if i jump on you he'll give me haribo"
"Oi! He's never offered me haribo!"Lara said getting up
Lara eventualy got herself ready and got to torchwood.
There was a massive cage with a cover over it.
"What the?"
"We got this, this morning. We have to do a few tests on it first" Jack said
He then pulled the cover off to reveal a 8 foot high werewolf.
Lara stood back
"Are you sure its safe in here?"Lara asked
"Yeah, its fine, its sedated"
The werewolf was struggling to keep its eyes open but occassionaly stood up and growled.
Jack pointed a Gun at it and shot it with a tranquilser
"We need to see if its really human, or just an ordinary werewolf"Jack said
After it fell to the ground Owen,, Gwen, Jack and Lara took it out of it cages and lifted it onto a platform were there could study it closer.
Gwen then cut open its chest and looked closer. The werewolf had a massive heart that was beating fast.
"Wow"Jack said
Gwen went to look further for any signs of it being human but the chest then started healing itself and closed up.
"That isnt human"Gwen said "Thats a true werewolf"
Over the next few weeks they kept it in Torchwood. They found ourt he werewolf was harmless to girls but despised guys.
Lara had it on a special lead with a mussel on
Jack came towards Lara and the werewolf lunged at him
"Woah"
"I swear you do that on purpose to wind him up"Lara said
Good thing they had some sort of a gadget to hold his weight
"Ive got an idea"Jack said
"Lets go out somewhere"The Doctor said
"Hang on, im tidying my room"
"Do it later"He said
"Alright, we better go somewhere decent though"
They walked towards the Tardis and the doctor opened the door.
He saw the werewolf inside the tardis chewing stuff
The Doctor quickly closed the door
"Whats wrong"Kate asked
"We have a slight problem. Call Jack for me now!"He said
"Or what.." Katie smiles.
"Katie, no matter how much I love you smiling at me like that we need to get this sorted"
"Whats wrong"
"We have a warewolf in the tardis!"
"OO.." Katie goes to walk in.
"DONT!"
But before Katie could even open the door fully the werewolf pounced on her and started licking her face.
"Awww, can we call it John" Katie smiles. The werewold then looks up at The Doctor.
"Er..jess.."
"Ye?"
It starts growling at The Doctor.
He pointes his sonic screwdriver at the werewolf.
"That should hold it till Jack comes"
"I cant do this" Katie sighs.
"Do what.."
"Be in trouble when im horny"
The doctor looks at her.
"What! Ok! Ill get on the phone to Jack"
"Jack, yea theres a werewolf in the tardis, ye I dont see what the problem is myself I think John's cute"
"Whos John"
"The warewolf"
"Youve named it.."
"Ye! Why not"
"Oh for god sake, we'll be over in a minute" He hangs up.
"What" Lara asks.
"The werewols escaped..its in the tardis, but the worst thing at all is.."
"Is.."
"Kate's named it.."
"Shes what?"
"Named it..John"
"Mmm John Barrowman..." Lara goes into a trance.
"Lara! This is bad, now shes calling it John, it will only respond to her!"
"Shit.."
They rush out the building.
"Do you ever get..excited!" Katie shouts.
"Shush! Ye..just..not as much as you"
"Are you excited now?"
"Erm.."
He then notices Jack in the distance
"Ah jack" He smiles.
"Fucking men.." Katie mutters.
"Right, Lara tie it up, Katie your gunna have to come with us"
"No!" Katie says touching the doctors croutch.
"Sorry..." She moves her hand. it slipt.
"She doesnt have to go does she, not yet" The Doctor says.
"Yes! Shes named it and now ti will only respond to her"
"Tough shit! Come on" Kate pushes The Doctor in.
"Doctor!"
"Sorry, her orders" He smiles closing the door.
"Now what!"Lara said
Jack knocked on the door
"Get out we need that werewolf"
"Hello John"Katie said stroking the werewolf
The doctor hid in his room
"How did it get in there anyway?"Lara asked
"I put it in there as a joke"Jack smiled
"You're so mean to the doctor"Lara said
"Doctor?"Katie walked round
"Im in my room"
"Come out"
"No, not with that thing there"
She then sighed and walked out with it and it gorlwed at Jack
"Hold it back!"Lara said pointing a gun at it
"With what?'Katie asked
"Tell it to stay"Lara said as the werewolf crept closer to Jack
"Like thats gonna work!"Katie said
"DO IT!"Jack said also pointing his gun (lmao)
"Stay!"Katie commanded
The werewolf then sat down and stayed
"oooo"Katie said
"We need you back to HQ"Jack said
"But i want sex"
"Who cares, we need you now"Jack said putting the gun away
"Look my needs are more importnat!"
The Doctor walks out "Cant you just..take the wolf away and leave us be for a bit" The Doctor says.
"We need her now!" Jack says.
"Shut up im tired!" Katie says.
"Look, you might aswell come, cause youve got a interview with me later anyway"
"About what! Since when!"
"I need to interveiw you cause your due to move up another rank and its really important" Jack says.
"Oh.." Katie bends down to the werewolf.
"See that funny looking person over there..fetch" Katie says pointing at Lara.
"No..Kate dont.." Lara backs away but the werewolf just rolls on its back.
"FETCH YPU STUPID THING" She kicks it and it runs off.
"Well done" Jack sighs.
"Were just gunna have to contact all the other torcwhood sites and get them to keep an eye out for it" Lara says.
"Ye..right you do that Lara, Katie come with me"
"Why!"
"The interview"
"I cant do that now!"
"Why not"
"Cause I need sex! It helps me concentrate"
"Kate, the interview should of started at least 10 minutes ago"
"Fuck sake come on then!!" She storms off.
Friday, 18 January 2008
What the fuck was that post?
Jack then got closer to the Doctor
"Hey remember that time i touched ur ass and you smiled?"Jack asked
"I smiled cause of something else Jack"The doctor said
"Whatever, i know you're a secret gay"
"Jack, not now"The doctor said
Jacks watch then went off
"Oh for fuck sake"He sighed
Laras watch went off aswell
"Argh!"
"Sorry guys go to go work"Jack said getting up "But i guess you'll have fun without us" Jack winked
They then went to Torchwood where they were automatically in their uniforms. Lisa wore black fingerless gloves, a long black coat, a red low top and black trousers. Where as jack wore his usual sexy outfit.
Gwen ran up to Jack
"Its John, he's asking for you, he's on his way"Gwen said
"Alright guys, just be careful around him"
Captain John then burst through the door
"Heya Jack! Been wondering where you were"
"I was actually at a party"
"And how come i wasnt invited?"John said walking up to Jack "And whose this?"He said lokoing at Lara
"This is Captain Summers, a new time agent"Jack said
"And what i lovely time agent you make"
Lara then covered herself up with her coat
"What do you want?"Jack asked
"I want your help to find some nuclear canistars. A woman sent me on a mission to find them for her"
"And what do they contain?"Jack asked
"Not sure, but i've pin pointed were they are"
The team then moved to the meeting room
"Lets do it!"Katie leaped on the doctor
"Katie, you're badly drunk, drunken sex isnt very nice"The doctor said
"Aw come on its your birthday"She said trying to strip him
"Lets wait until morning"
"No i want it now!"
"Katie!"
She then pinned him down and kissed him. Poor bloke
Gwen was running through things to look for these canistars.
"they are spread out over cardiff, 1 is in the north, 1 in the south and 1 in the centre. Jack you pair up with Owen and look in the north, Lara with John and ill go with Ianto. We might need more people"
"Hey, i thought i was the team leader?"Jack asked
"Jack, you've been away for a long time"
"Well i couldnt miss my doctors appointment. I dont agree with this pair up"Jack said
"Dont worry"Lara whispered to him "It's fine"
"Lara he's a rogue agent"
"Well get Katie and the Doctor down"
The doctor couldnt stop what Katie was doing toh im. Somehow she had quite alot of strength behind her. Something then beeped
"WHat the hell?"Katie said sitting up
The doctor took his sonic screwdriver out of his pocket, it was flashing and beeping
"Jack needs us"
"Can we have a word?"Jack said lokoing at everyone around the room
Everyone walked out
"He's not very nice Lara"Jack said
"Its alright, ill deal with him"
"Lara.."
"Jack you know how my senses are, im quick and if he tried something ill shoot him"
Jack paused
"Alright but theres 3 rules.."
"Ok.."
"Do not turn your back on him, dont let him out of your sight and never ever kiss him"
"Why do you think i would kiss him Jack?"Lara said a bit upset "Do you think im some kind of person who goes around kissing people?"
"Lara, just dont"
She then walked out
"Too bad about the kissing bit"John said
"In front, now"Lara said to him
The doctor and Katie arrived at Torchwood
The team stared at them
"I hate this place"The doctor muttered
Jack then walked out
"Hiya guys"Jack then looked at Kate and pointed some sort of spinny metal object at her
"Whats that?"
"Something to get rid of your drunkeness"He then turned it on and dehydrated Katie of alcohol
"Need water!"Katie said running to the bathroom
"Jack, this better be an emergancy"The Doctor said
"It is, i need you to help us find some canistars, i need Katie to go with Lara incase Captain John tries anything"
"Ok, just dont let Torchwood hold my Tardis again"
"I wont dont worry"
SO they all set off to look for these canistars. Lara, Katie and John found a signal at a local dump. Lara had her gun out, pointing at John
"Can you not do that? It scares me you know"
"Its incase you try anything"
"Im bored"Katie said
"Shut up"Lara said "And stay by my side"
They then got lead to a car where the signal came from. Lara opened the boot.
"Found it!"
She totally forgot, for that moment what Jack said to her.
SHe picked up the canistar and saw John standing behind her
"Thanks for that"He nicked it off of her "You should of payed attention to what Jack said"
He then forced himself on her and kissed her
Lara pushed him off
She wiped her mouth and felt a stinging sensation throughout her body
She collasped to the floor
"Lara!"Katie screamed
John took the gun off of Lara and aimed it at Katie
"What have you done to her?"
"Poisioned her"He smiled
He then shot Katie in the stomach. Katie fell to the floor.
He then put Lara int he boot of the car
"You have 2 hours til your whole body shuts down. For now your paralysied"He then shut the boot
He bent down to Katie and took her phone and chucked it as far as he could
He then walked off
He headed towards where Jack was
Jack was on the roof with Owen
"Its somewhere around here"Owen said
Jack then saw it on the edge of the building
"Hello guys"John appeared
"What are you doing here? Wheres Lara?"
"Busy, thanks for find that for me"John said walking up to Jack "You where always a great mate"He smiled
Jack smiled back
John then pushed him over the building. Then a crash. Jack had landed onto a bench with his back bent. Was he dead?
He looked at owen
"Go now, and give me your phone"John said
Owen hesistate but chucked his phone at John and ran off
John walked slowly down to were Jack had landed, he sat ont he bench looking at him. Jack looked dead.
"Well it was nice knowing you"He took Jacks watch off of him
"You were right, its bigger then mine"John said
He then walked off towards the centre
The Doctor was in the centre of cardiff with gwen looking for this last canistar
Gwen had a gun in her hand and was very wary of The Doctor
"Im not gonna bite you know"He said with his glasses on
"We know all about you Doctor"
"Im Jacks friend, im not a threat anymore, you should know that"
He then looked around the room. They were stood in some sort of kitchen
"Here it is"Gwen said putting away her gun
She picked up the canistar and someone else grabbed it off her in the dark
"Thanks for helping me"It was john he came out of the darkness
"WHat are you doing here? You're meant to be with Lara and Kate"
"Oh they wondered off somewhere, anyway, ill take this, you dont need it anymore" He got his gun out "Try following me, and you're dead"He then teleported back to HQ
He then put all the canistars in a line and pressed the button on each of them. It opened it to form some sort of puzzle. He took the shapes out and layed them on the table. It formed into a triangle
"Something must of happened to them"The Doctor said pacing about "Give me your phone"The Doctor said
"No"
"Gwen trust me"
She then hesistated and gave it to him. He rang jesses mobile. Nothing.. He rang Laras. It kept ringing and ringing.
"Somethings happened, do you have a tracker on here?"
"Yeah"
"Lets find them"
They then got in the hummer and followed to signal to where Laras phone was. It took them to a nearby dump. They got out of the car and looked around
"We're near, but i can see anyone"The Doctor said
"Urgh"
"What was that?"Gwen asked
The Doctor looked at the floor near a car, Kate was in a pool of blood
"Kate!"
He rushed over to her
"Dont....."
"Why?"
"Look, in....car"SHe struggled to say
The Doctor got up
"Theres nothing in here"
"Boot..."Kate said
The Doctor pointed the sonic screwdriver at the boot fo the car and it poped open, Lara was in there
"What the.."
"Posion"Katie said
The doctor analyised her body with the screwdriver.
"SHes been posioned doctor, ive got anti-dote on me"
"Your handy then"He smiled "Ill see to kate"
He bent down to her and saw her clutching her stomach.
"Gwen might need some band aids over here!
Captain John then smiled..just one mroe peice, but where could it be?
He heard a beeping behind him and looked at the dead fish-human body. He saw something flashing in its pocket. He took it out and there was the last peice.
"Well done John"A voice came from somewhere
He looked around, Lara was stood there with The Doctor, Gwen, Katie, Owen and Ianto
"You're all too late, too bad youre saviour isnt-"
"Wrong!"Came a voice
Jack walked up from behind Lara
"Ha ha, very funny.."He smiled "This is some sort of trick isnt it?"
Lara and Jack smiled
"Guess what John? I cant die"
John laughed
"Seriously, this is some joke"
"No joke, cant die, im imortal"
"I pity you"John then added the last piece. A hologram came up of a girl
"Well done Captain John, you put the peices together, and now for killing me, heres what you get"
The hologram disappeared and the triangle turned into a mine. It had claws and latched itself onto John
"Argh get it off!!!!!!"He said
"Just stay still!"The Doctor said
He looked at it, he had ten minutes
Lara got her gun out and pointed it at him
"Thats not gonna solve it"Jack said
Lara turned around "Tell me a better idea then"
Captain John then took Laras handcuffs out of her pocket and put them onto her wrist, the onto his
"Oi!"SHe said turning around trying to get them off
"Still dont listen to Jack do you?" He then swalloed the key "Do you know, this time agent cuffs are undestroyable?"He smiled
"Fucking bastard"She then punched him int he face several times
"Lara, stop it, we need to do something"
"I have an idea"Owen said
Owen then ran into the lab with Jack following him
"I have an idea too"Lara said
So Lara, Kate and John got into the the car and sped off
They eventually got to a car park where an open time vortex was. They all got out of the car
"What are you doing?"Katie asked
"This is the only way to get rid of the mine, it cant blow up here"Lara said
"So, you're killing yourself?"
"Yes"Lara said
She then walked towards it
"Tell Jack..I-"
A car then pulled up. Jack, The Doctor and Owen where in it.
"Wait!"Jack shouted
Owen ran up to John
"What you gonna do? Give me goodbye kisses?"
Owen got a needle out and stuck it in john injecting some sort of red fluid into him.
"This should do it"Owen said
The mine had 2 seconds to go then dropped off
"Thank god for that"Lara sighed
"I put all of our blood into his body,so the mine would drop off. It only recognised his DNA"Owen said
"And who came up with the idea?"The Doctor asked
"You?"Jack laughed
"How we gonna get these cuffs off?"Lara said
"Hang on"John said
He then opened his mouth and got the key
"So you didnt swallow it?"
"You were my ticket to live"He said
He then undid the cuffs and gave them back to Lara
"So need another person for your team Jack?"John asked
"No, go home"Jack said
"I like this planet, its really, laid back"
"I said no, go back"Jack warned
John then sighed and pressed his watch. He teleported back home.
"Aww too bad you didnt die Lara"Kate said
"Shut up" Lara says.
"Oh ye..Doctorrrrrrrr" Katie walks off after The Doctor
"Yes Kate?" He says.
"Can we go to yours I need to talk to you" She says.
"Erm..sure" He begna to get paranoid not knowing what she was gunna say.
They walked back on pogosticks BOINGGGG
"So what is it you want to-" But before he could speak Katie pounced on him.
"I should of known.." He sighed.
"Hehe, dont think your getting away with it that easy, its your birthday and I plan to make it the best birthday youve ever had" She smiles.
"Really?"
"Really" She nods.
"Wel..your going to have to work hard arnt you" He smiles.
"Casn we use the book?"
"What book"
"That book I got you" She grins.
"Ohh, erm, what if we cant do the positions"
"Well..tell you what if we cant do them well just do it normally" She laughs.
"Kate.."
"What?"
"Seen as its my birthday I can do whatever I want cant I?"
"Yes"
"So..I can do this" He rolls over and pins her down.
"Yes"
"And this.." He kisses her neck.
"Yes"
"And this.." He undoes her top.
"OK ITS YUER BIRTHDAY YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME!!" She shouts.
"Sorted.." He smiles pressing up against her.
"Hey remember that time i touched ur ass and you smiled?"Jack asked
"I smiled cause of something else Jack"The doctor said
"Whatever, i know you're a secret gay"
"Jack, not now"The doctor said
Jacks watch then went off
"Oh for fuck sake"He sighed
Laras watch went off aswell
"Argh!"
"Sorry guys go to go work"Jack said getting up "But i guess you'll have fun without us" Jack winked
They then went to Torchwood where they were automatically in their uniforms. Lisa wore black fingerless gloves, a long black coat, a red low top and black trousers. Where as jack wore his usual sexy outfit.
Gwen ran up to Jack
"Its John, he's asking for you, he's on his way"Gwen said
"Alright guys, just be careful around him"
Captain John then burst through the door
"Heya Jack! Been wondering where you were"
"I was actually at a party"
"And how come i wasnt invited?"John said walking up to Jack "And whose this?"He said lokoing at Lara
"This is Captain Summers, a new time agent"Jack said
"And what i lovely time agent you make"
Lara then covered herself up with her coat
"What do you want?"Jack asked
"I want your help to find some nuclear canistars. A woman sent me on a mission to find them for her"
"And what do they contain?"Jack asked
"Not sure, but i've pin pointed were they are"
The team then moved to the meeting room
"Lets do it!"Katie leaped on the doctor
"Katie, you're badly drunk, drunken sex isnt very nice"The doctor said
"Aw come on its your birthday"She said trying to strip him
"Lets wait until morning"
"No i want it now!"
"Katie!"
She then pinned him down and kissed him. Poor bloke
Gwen was running through things to look for these canistars.
"they are spread out over cardiff, 1 is in the north, 1 in the south and 1 in the centre. Jack you pair up with Owen and look in the north, Lara with John and ill go with Ianto. We might need more people"
"Hey, i thought i was the team leader?"Jack asked
"Jack, you've been away for a long time"
"Well i couldnt miss my doctors appointment. I dont agree with this pair up"Jack said
"Dont worry"Lara whispered to him "It's fine"
"Lara he's a rogue agent"
"Well get Katie and the Doctor down"
The doctor couldnt stop what Katie was doing toh im. Somehow she had quite alot of strength behind her. Something then beeped
"WHat the hell?"Katie said sitting up
The doctor took his sonic screwdriver out of his pocket, it was flashing and beeping
"Jack needs us"
"Can we have a word?"Jack said lokoing at everyone around the room
Everyone walked out
"He's not very nice Lara"Jack said
"Its alright, ill deal with him"
"Lara.."
"Jack you know how my senses are, im quick and if he tried something ill shoot him"
Jack paused
"Alright but theres 3 rules.."
"Ok.."
"Do not turn your back on him, dont let him out of your sight and never ever kiss him"
"Why do you think i would kiss him Jack?"Lara said a bit upset "Do you think im some kind of person who goes around kissing people?"
"Lara, just dont"
She then walked out
"Too bad about the kissing bit"John said
"In front, now"Lara said to him
The doctor and Katie arrived at Torchwood
The team stared at them
"I hate this place"The doctor muttered
Jack then walked out
"Hiya guys"Jack then looked at Kate and pointed some sort of spinny metal object at her
"Whats that?"
"Something to get rid of your drunkeness"He then turned it on and dehydrated Katie of alcohol
"Need water!"Katie said running to the bathroom
"Jack, this better be an emergancy"The Doctor said
"It is, i need you to help us find some canistars, i need Katie to go with Lara incase Captain John tries anything"
"Ok, just dont let Torchwood hold my Tardis again"
"I wont dont worry"
SO they all set off to look for these canistars. Lara, Katie and John found a signal at a local dump. Lara had her gun out, pointing at John
"Can you not do that? It scares me you know"
"Its incase you try anything"
"Im bored"Katie said
"Shut up"Lara said "And stay by my side"
They then got lead to a car where the signal came from. Lara opened the boot.
"Found it!"
She totally forgot, for that moment what Jack said to her.
SHe picked up the canistar and saw John standing behind her
"Thanks for that"He nicked it off of her "You should of payed attention to what Jack said"
He then forced himself on her and kissed her
Lara pushed him off
She wiped her mouth and felt a stinging sensation throughout her body
She collasped to the floor
"Lara!"Katie screamed
John took the gun off of Lara and aimed it at Katie
"What have you done to her?"
"Poisioned her"He smiled
He then shot Katie in the stomach. Katie fell to the floor.
He then put Lara int he boot of the car
"You have 2 hours til your whole body shuts down. For now your paralysied"He then shut the boot
He bent down to Katie and took her phone and chucked it as far as he could
He then walked off
He headed towards where Jack was
Jack was on the roof with Owen
"Its somewhere around here"Owen said
Jack then saw it on the edge of the building
"Hello guys"John appeared
"What are you doing here? Wheres Lara?"
"Busy, thanks for find that for me"John said walking up to Jack "You where always a great mate"He smiled
Jack smiled back
John then pushed him over the building. Then a crash. Jack had landed onto a bench with his back bent. Was he dead?
He looked at owen
"Go now, and give me your phone"John said
Owen hesistate but chucked his phone at John and ran off
John walked slowly down to were Jack had landed, he sat ont he bench looking at him. Jack looked dead.
"Well it was nice knowing you"He took Jacks watch off of him
"You were right, its bigger then mine"John said
He then walked off towards the centre
The Doctor was in the centre of cardiff with gwen looking for this last canistar
Gwen had a gun in her hand and was very wary of The Doctor
"Im not gonna bite you know"He said with his glasses on
"We know all about you Doctor"
"Im Jacks friend, im not a threat anymore, you should know that"
He then looked around the room. They were stood in some sort of kitchen
"Here it is"Gwen said putting away her gun
She picked up the canistar and someone else grabbed it off her in the dark
"Thanks for helping me"It was john he came out of the darkness
"WHat are you doing here? You're meant to be with Lara and Kate"
"Oh they wondered off somewhere, anyway, ill take this, you dont need it anymore" He got his gun out "Try following me, and you're dead"He then teleported back to HQ
He then put all the canistars in a line and pressed the button on each of them. It opened it to form some sort of puzzle. He took the shapes out and layed them on the table. It formed into a triangle
"Something must of happened to them"The Doctor said pacing about "Give me your phone"The Doctor said
"No"
"Gwen trust me"
She then hesistated and gave it to him. He rang jesses mobile. Nothing.. He rang Laras. It kept ringing and ringing.
"Somethings happened, do you have a tracker on here?"
"Yeah"
"Lets find them"
They then got in the hummer and followed to signal to where Laras phone was. It took them to a nearby dump. They got out of the car and looked around
"We're near, but i can see anyone"The Doctor said
"Urgh"
"What was that?"Gwen asked
The Doctor looked at the floor near a car, Kate was in a pool of blood
"Kate!"
He rushed over to her
"Dont....."
"Why?"
"Look, in....car"SHe struggled to say
The Doctor got up
"Theres nothing in here"
"Boot..."Kate said
The Doctor pointed the sonic screwdriver at the boot fo the car and it poped open, Lara was in there
"What the.."
"Posion"Katie said
The doctor analyised her body with the screwdriver.
"SHes been posioned doctor, ive got anti-dote on me"
"Your handy then"He smiled "Ill see to kate"
He bent down to her and saw her clutching her stomach.
"Gwen might need some band aids over here!
Captain John then smiled..just one mroe peice, but where could it be?
He heard a beeping behind him and looked at the dead fish-human body. He saw something flashing in its pocket. He took it out and there was the last peice.
"Well done John"A voice came from somewhere
He looked around, Lara was stood there with The Doctor, Gwen, Katie, Owen and Ianto
"You're all too late, too bad youre saviour isnt-"
"Wrong!"Came a voice
Jack walked up from behind Lara
"Ha ha, very funny.."He smiled "This is some sort of trick isnt it?"
Lara and Jack smiled
"Guess what John? I cant die"
John laughed
"Seriously, this is some joke"
"No joke, cant die, im imortal"
"I pity you"John then added the last piece. A hologram came up of a girl
"Well done Captain John, you put the peices together, and now for killing me, heres what you get"
The hologram disappeared and the triangle turned into a mine. It had claws and latched itself onto John
"Argh get it off!!!!!!"He said
"Just stay still!"The Doctor said
He looked at it, he had ten minutes
Lara got her gun out and pointed it at him
"Thats not gonna solve it"Jack said
Lara turned around "Tell me a better idea then"
Captain John then took Laras handcuffs out of her pocket and put them onto her wrist, the onto his
"Oi!"SHe said turning around trying to get them off
"Still dont listen to Jack do you?" He then swalloed the key "Do you know, this time agent cuffs are undestroyable?"He smiled
"Fucking bastard"She then punched him int he face several times
"Lara, stop it, we need to do something"
"I have an idea"Owen said
Owen then ran into the lab with Jack following him
"I have an idea too"Lara said
So Lara, Kate and John got into the the car and sped off
They eventually got to a car park where an open time vortex was. They all got out of the car
"What are you doing?"Katie asked
"This is the only way to get rid of the mine, it cant blow up here"Lara said
"So, you're killing yourself?"
"Yes"Lara said
She then walked towards it
"Tell Jack..I-"
A car then pulled up. Jack, The Doctor and Owen where in it.
"Wait!"Jack shouted
Owen ran up to John
"What you gonna do? Give me goodbye kisses?"
Owen got a needle out and stuck it in john injecting some sort of red fluid into him.
"This should do it"Owen said
The mine had 2 seconds to go then dropped off
"Thank god for that"Lara sighed
"I put all of our blood into his body,so the mine would drop off. It only recognised his DNA"Owen said
"And who came up with the idea?"The Doctor asked
"You?"Jack laughed
"How we gonna get these cuffs off?"Lara said
"Hang on"John said
He then opened his mouth and got the key
"So you didnt swallow it?"
"You were my ticket to live"He said
He then undid the cuffs and gave them back to Lara
"So need another person for your team Jack?"John asked
"No, go home"Jack said
"I like this planet, its really, laid back"
"I said no, go back"Jack warned
John then sighed and pressed his watch. He teleported back home.
"Aww too bad you didnt die Lara"Kate said
"Shut up" Lara says.
"Oh ye..Doctorrrrrrrr" Katie walks off after The Doctor
"Yes Kate?" He says.
"Can we go to yours I need to talk to you" She says.
"Erm..sure" He begna to get paranoid not knowing what she was gunna say.
They walked back on pogosticks BOINGGGG
"So what is it you want to-" But before he could speak Katie pounced on him.
"I should of known.." He sighed.
"Hehe, dont think your getting away with it that easy, its your birthday and I plan to make it the best birthday youve ever had" She smiles.
"Really?"
"Really" She nods.
"Wel..your going to have to work hard arnt you" He smiles.
"Casn we use the book?"
"What book"
"That book I got you" She grins.
"Ohh, erm, what if we cant do the positions"
"Well..tell you what if we cant do them well just do it normally" She laughs.
"Kate.."
"What?"
"Seen as its my birthday I can do whatever I want cant I?"
"Yes"
"So..I can do this" He rolls over and pins her down.
"Yes"
"And this.." He kisses her neck.
"Yes"
"And this.." He undoes her top.
"OK ITS YUER BIRTHDAY YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO ME!!" She shouts.
"Sorted.." He smiles pressing up against her.
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