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yoLara smacked Katie in the face forcing her across the room
"Oops, forgot my own strength"Lara said
"Go! Go!"Jack said
Katie got back up and pulled Laras hair
"I think we should stop it"The Doctor said
"Look just hang on, lets watch it a while longer"
Katie smacked Lara
"Fucking bitch"Lara said
"Lets stop it now"The Doctor said
"Ok-"
Jacks phone then went off, it was gwen
"Jack i need to talk"
"Im off at the moment"
"Its important"
"Ok, hang on"
Jack then teleported off
"Great! I guess ill have to do this on my own then"
The doctor got inbetween them both
"Stop!!"

Jack then got to torchwood were it was empty

"Gwen?"
He looked around
"Gwen?"
"In the meeting room"She shouted
Jack walked in
"Where is everyone?"
She shrugged
"So this isnt an emergancy?"
SHe walked over to him
"Not really"
"Well thanks, i was going out with Lara and i had to bail out cause of you"
She then kissed him firmly. Jack didnt know what was going on, and when he did he pushed her back
"What the hell are you doing?"He asked
"Ive longed for you for ages Jack, havent you noticed?"
"No i havent! Gwen you know im sort of seeing Lara"
"You shouldnt be seeing her though Jack, its against the rules"
"Well its against the rules for you to see me"
"But not as much as Lara, you had her stay here cause you liked her didnt you?"
"No.."
"Whatever Jack. You give false hope to vunerable people, just make sure you dont give it to Lara"
She walked off

"Bitch!"Katie said
"Hoe!" Lara shouts.
"Fuck sake!!" The Doctor shouts, he was getting pissed off now.
Katie sighed
Lara sat on the sofa folding her arms.
"Your like a bunch of kids both of you! Grow up!" He shouted.

Jack walked in.
"That was quick" Lara says standing up.
"Ye.."
"Whats up?"
"Fucking just torchwood stresses you out at times" He ran his head through his hair "Still on for that drink then?" Jack asks.
"Suppose.." Lara says.
"Im not going anywhere with that moody bitch!" Katie shouts.
Lara stares at her.
"Right pack it in, come on Katie" The Doctor says touching her arm.
"Dont! Touch me.." She walks off.

So they all eventually get to the pub they sat on a table of four. Jack next to Lara and Katie next to The doctor, katie and Lara stared at eachother the whole time.
"Right ill get drinks in" Jack stands up and walks to the bar.
He comes back and hands Katie a vodka and coke and Lara a vodka and coke also.

They glare at eachother, taking sips each time.
"Right thats it! Stop staring at me!" Katie shouts.
"Im not your staring at me!"
"Oh shut the fuck up" Katie tips her drink striaght over Lara's head.
"Oh my god!" Lara stands up and pours her dirnk over Katie.
"OH MY GOD LOOK AT MY TOP ITS SEE THROUGH!" Katie screams.
"SO WHAT SO IS MINE!"
"No complains here.." Jack coughs.
"Shut up you"
Katie grabs Jack's pint and tips it over Lara.
"Oi!" Jack shouts.
"Ha!"
"Thats not fair! The Doctor aint got a drink!" Lara shouts.
"So! Fucking slag!"
The Doctor and Jack just stared at them both..both with see through tops..
"Why are we fighting anyway!"Lara shouts
"Cause!!!!!.."Katie pauses
Lara then ripped Katies top off
"Oh my god you fucking perv! That cost me like loads!"Katie said ripping Lara top
"Fucking cow"Lara said pulling her hair

The Doctor and Jack were just sat there...watching
"Right im going home"Lara said teleporting

Silence....
"Erm...i better go check her out..i mean, see what im feeling, i mean..ill just go"Jack said

"Argh!"Katie screamed

Jack got back to Laras
"Wow!"Jack said
Lara was getting rid of her wet clothes
"God i stink"She said
"Yes...yes you do"Jack said
Lara undressed right in front of him. Completly ignoring the fact she was naked
His mouth dropped
"Going for a shower"She said pissed off
He watched her disappear into the bathroom.
He quickly underessd himself and walked in
"What you doing?"She asked
"Im helping you to get all of that drink off of you"He smiled rubbing soap over her


Meanwhile..
"Fucking hell!"Katie screamed in the Tardis
"Katie be quiet im trying to find my mag"The Doctor said
"I dont give a shit about your fucking mag! Look my best tops ruined!" She shouts.
"Katie shut up!"
"No!"
He looks under the control panel, not knowing that behind her Katie was getting undressed.
He turned around and nearly jumped in shock, it wasnt what he was expecting.
"Erm.."
"What! Its not like youve ever seen me naked before!"
"Ye but.."
"But what!"
He didnt comment.
"Oh im going in shower, if you wanna be like thta fucking fine!" She storms off to the bathroom slamming the door.
"Kate! Im sorry.."
"Why you being so nice.."
"Im always nice to you"
"You were telling me to shut up a minute ago, fuck off im tryna shower!"
"I need a shower.." He says.
"Well you can have one after me fi theres enough water"
He sighs,. ths wasnt going to work, he would get her in bed tonight..he sighed and carried on looking for his magazine.

Katie eventually walked out in her dressing gown.
"You calmed down yet?" The Doctor asks putting his magazine down.
She ignores him and walks off into the bedroom. He follows her in.
"Fuck off!!" She screams slamming the door in his face. He stands there.
"Obvously not.." He sighs

Lara and Jack got out of the shower
"I feel better now"Lara said
"I do too"Jack smirked
"Shut up!"Lara said getting changed into her pjs. "You staying tonight?"
"Hopefully, without being woke up"Jack sighed lying on the bed
"You need some sort of a holiday"Lara said drying her hair
"You cant take a holiday off from Torchwood"He said "Its constant work"
"Well they managed without you when you were with the doctor that time"
"Only just"
"Well, why dont you have about 2 days off and ill cover for you"Lara said
"You cant do that"
"I can Jack, im a time agent like you remember?"
"But you're still new"
"Im sure ill manage"She smiled lying beside him


Next day..

Jack burst into the Tardis were The Doctor was reading
"Hello"He said
"What are you doing here?"The Doctor stood up
"Ive got a day off, thought i would come and annoy you"He said standing close to him
"Jack..dont start"
"Whatcha reading" He peeps over.
"Aliens monthly.." He sighs.
"Oh you still reading that garbage"
"Shut up Jack"
"Whats up with you! Somebody didnt get a very nice night last night i presume"
"And you did?"
"I did" He grins.
"Right ok" He turns the page in his magazine.

Katie then walked out in her pyjamas.
"OH god what you doing here" Katie said looking at Jack.
"Just passing by, got the day off"
"Well go away and go do Lara or something" She sat down and yawned.
"Bloody hell whats up with you too, you really need something to spice up your relationship like a..holiday"
"That wasnt ur idea was it Jack" The Doctor looks up.
"Well..Lara told me to go on holiday, I really cant risk leavinmg Torchwood, so you two go instead!" He smiles.
Katie burps.
They both look at her.
"What! Its a natural process!"
"Er I dont have the time Jack" The Doctor says
"But you have the time to read some crappy magazine about aliens"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex" Katie says.
"I dunno, tahts up to you too"
"Would the holiday include lots of lots of sex?" Katie asks, looking at The Doctor.
"Argh fine we will go on holiday only for a week though" The Doctor stands up.
"NO JACK DONT LEAVE ME WITH HIM" Katie grabbed hold of Jack's leg (upper thigh mm lmao)
The Doctor shot a glare at her.
"Sorry.." She laughed standing up.
"I do worry about you sometimes"Jack says to Katie


meanwhile..
"Right, Jacks got a holiday for two days, so for the time being im in charge"Lara said
"What?"Gwen asked
"Hes on holiday"
"Jack never takes a holiday"
"Excatly, and cause theres two agents one can go off and one can stay on"Lara said
"But you're still new"
"So?"
"You dont know much"
"I know more then you"
"No you dont"
"Whats your problem anyway?"
"You and Jacks my problem"
"Why?"
"Nothing, Jacks just a bastard"She said walking off, knowing that Lara needed to know more
"Why whats he done?"She said slowly following him
"Giving girls false hope, basically sleeping with them, then ignoring them"Gwen said looking at the computer screen
"Yeah right"Lara said
"He did it to me"Gwen said


"Why dont you come along Jack?"Katie asked
"I cant ive got Torchwood to look after remember"He said
"Aw it would be fun"
"No hes not coming"The Doctor said looking up from his glasses
"Only cause you know you're gonna be felt up"He winked
The doctor moved futher away on the sofa
"Nah ill stay here"Jack said
There was then a knock at the door

Katie opened it
"Oh hi Lara"
Lara barged past her and headed towards Jack
"Lara? Your meant to be at work"Jack said
"Yeah i know, so you gonna ignore me then sometime soon?"
"What?"He smiled
"You sleep with me, then youll start ignoring me? Or go sleep with other girls and boys?"She said
"What are you on about?"
"You know, sleeping with people, then ignoring them"
"Who told you this?"
"Doesnt matter, so go on, leave me then"She said folding her arms
"What do you mean? Lara whats got into you?"He said touching her shoulders
She pushed him away
"I have an idea whose told you this"He sighed
"Yeah, your ex. You kept that a secret didnt you?"
"Shes not my ex! This is gwen we're talking about isnt it?"
"So theres more that works with me? WHat about Tosh, or Owen?"
"Lara! You continue on, and ill have to suspend you for a week"Jack said
Lara stopped then walked off

"Wow what was that about"The Doctor said
"Theres a girl whos called Gwen that works with me and spreads shit around. She fancies me and doesnt like Lara being there"
"Lucky you"The Doctor said "Two girls fighting over you, and what do i get? Some no brain blonde"He sighed
"Oi!!!!!"Katie said slapping him
"Im gonna have a word with gwen"Jack said
"Ow!" The Doctor shouts.
"Im not blonde! Im light brown! Never insult my intelligance like that again"
"What intelligence" Jack laughs.
"Do you want a slap aswell?" Katie says.
"No..ill leave you two to it" He walks out the tardis

He walks out and teleports to Torchwood.
He sees Gwen at the computer, Owen making a new gadget and Tosh talking on the phone
"You! In my office now!"Jack said walking past gwen

Jack sat in his chair with his feet up
"What have you been telling Lara?"He asked
"Nothing"
He sat up
"Gwen you told her loads of shit"He slammed his fist on the table "Now tell me what you said"
Gwen stood there
"Lara is upset, now tell me what you said"
"I told her that you sleep around"
"No i dont"
"You did!"
"Yeah ages ago, im too busy to do that"
"But you still did it, Jack you went out with an ex member of the team then you left her after you got laid"
"Only cause she wanted marriage with me"
"You've told me several storied about sleeping around, i had a right to tell Lara"
"No you didnt, thats my personal life, i choose to tell people about it"
"Whatever"
"You're lucky i dont fire you"Jack said leaning back in his chair "Now get out of my sight before i put you in the cage with the vampire"

She then scarpered off

"Where we gonna go then?"Katie asked
"Huh?'The doctor carried on reading
"For fuck sake you've read this too many times"Katie said taking it off of him
"Oi!"
"Lets go on our holiday"
"Well we dont even know where were going!" He says standing up.
"I think you should take me somewhere romantic.." She smiles.
He rolled his eyes and pulled a lever.
"Right next time you want sex im saying no!" Katie says.
"What!"
"Your being dead moody and everything, so im gunna be dead moody" She smiles.
"Kate! You cant be moody if were going on holiday!"
"I can and I will" She walks out the tardis, they were in Paris.
"Oh for god sake" He sighs following her
She walked out and stopped at crossroads.
"Its this way" he points out pointing to the left.
"Fuck off" She walks the other way.

Lara walked into her office and noticed Jack on the other side
"What you doing here" She said sitting down.
"Just looking for some papers, Look Lara ive spoken to Gwen, none of its true serously, Lara I wouldnt lie to you, why would I lie to you when I love you.." He says looking into her eyes.
"Kiss me.." Lara says.
"What?"
"Kiss me..like you really mean it"
He leans in and kisses her pationtly and meanfully (if thats a word, oh well it sounds good).
Lara pulls away and smiles at him.
"Your place tonight?" Lara smiles.
"Defintly" He smiles "Meet you after work?"
"Yes" She sits down.

Meanwhile The Doctor and Kate finally find the hotel and make their way up to their room. They put their bags down on the bed.
"Well this is nice..nice big room..nice big bathroom" He peeps through the bathroom door. "Nice big bed.." He trails off.
"Dont even think about it" She says.
"What! I was just sayin!"
"So, your not getting any sex this week!"
He laughs "Oh come on, me and you both know that you wont last the week without me.."He walks up to her "On top of you..grasping your arms firmly" He holds her arms "And working my way..in.."
Katie puts her finger over The Doctors mouth.
"Shush, you wont get me that easily" She smiles.