Jess is a dumbass

Jack and Lara were sat at a table in the corner of the pub
"Finally a break"Jack sighed
"Yeah"Lara smiled
"So, heard from Martha yet?"
"Er...yeah, she said shes not coming back"
"Why?"
"She didnt fancy it, too technical and stuff"Lara smiled
"Oh ok then"

Lara then noticed a guy looking suspicious standing at the bar
she watched him carefully..

"One pint of fosters, and a pint of tomato ketchup please"The guy said
"A what?"The bar tender askes
"A pint of ketchup"He said nerviously
"We dont do that"
"Please,....i..i need it"
The bar tender felt confused but did it anyway

"What?'Jack asked and looked towards were Lara was looking
"Hes acting weird"Lara said sipping her drink


He then walked off with the drinks, and walked outside
"Lets follow him"Jack said


Meanwhile

The Doctor was fixing something on the control panel
Kate came up behind him and grabbed his croutch
"Sex.."
'Kate, no, i cant, it would interuppt the burning sequince"
"Sex"She grabbed harder
"Kate if i do it could overload your senses"
"Sex!!!!!!"She grabbed harder
The Doctor fell to the ground
"I cant..please..stop it"
"Fine, ill go somewhere else then"
"Kate! Serously it will mess up the sequence and I dont want you getting hurt"
"Ye but I want sexxxxxx" She moans.
The Doctor sighs "Kate.."
"Please.." She puts on a puppy dog face.
"I dont want to hurt you.."
"Your not that good!" She laughs.
"I cant"
"Fine, can I show you fix the wardrobe in the bedroom then please"
"Its fine"
"Its not it just callopsed thats what woke me up"
"What not your sexual urges" He laughs.
"Just help mee" She pulls him along.

They get into the bedroom.
"The wardrobes fi-" But Katie pins him down on the bed before he gets to speak "Look, I dont care if you hurt me I just want you noww" She teases his zip on his trousers.
He sighs "Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
"If I hurt you just tell me or if anything out of the ordinary happens..tell me, please"
"Yes!"

A few seconds later.
"Ow, Ow, Ow, Ow" Katie says.
The Doctor looks down at her and stops "Right ill stop"
"No!"
"Your getting hurt"
"No im not"
"Right you know when I..ye"
"Ye"
"It will feel..weird"
"Good weird or bad weird?"
"Well..it will feel different, you will feel more.."
"Pleasure?"
"Well..more.."
"Enjoyment?"
"You might be a bit shocked.."
"Why! What you doing to me!"
"Nothing!"
"Oh ok.."

"FUCKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Katie screams.
The Doctor gasps and lies on his back.
"Was that ok?"
"Was that ok! Was that ok! Why cant you do it like that more often!"
"I didnt hurt you?"
"Fucking hell you just gave me the best orgasm ever" She laughs.
"Must of just missed the cycle then.."
"Jesus is that gunna be like that all the time?"
"Well cause were connected it will feel alot more.."
"Better?"
"Well..yes"
"Fucking hell can we go again?"
"No"
"Please.."
"No!"





Meanwhile..

Jack and Lara followed the man down the street holding his drink and the pint of tomato ketchup
"Do you think hes hiding something?"Lara asked
"Not sure"

He then walked down an aleey and into a shed type of thing
"Now what?"Lara asked
"Lets go take a look"Jack said

They walked slowly toward the shed and suddenly the inside of it lit up really bright
"Ah shit"Lara said covering her eyes

There was a loud crash then silence..

"Quick!"Jack said running to the door
He ran into it forcing it open and drew his gun
"Freeze!"He shouted
But no-one was there. All there was was spades, pitchforks and buckets
"I bet theres some sort of secret compartment here somewhere"Lara said
"Ye.." Jack keeps his gun high and looks around every cupboard
"Ive found something.." Lara looks downwards at what looked like a trap door beneath her.
"Jack?" She looks around and Jack was lying on the floor, this man was eating away at him
"Jack!!" Lara lifted her gun and shot the man several times in the back and through the head.
She dropped the gun and ran towards Jack.
"Jack! Jack wake up!!" She shakes him.
"Dont..dont" She leans on his chest.
He then quickly sits up and gasps for breast.
"Jack!" She hugs him "I thought you died for a second"
"I did.." He says looking at her.
"What?"
"I can never die Lara, I thought I told you?"
"Erm..I dunno, wow that must be..cool"
"I think of it as a curse, knowing im never gunna die, living forever, its not all it cracks up to be Lara.." He says.

Meanwhile katie was asleep on the sofa while The Doctor was reading a book.
He looked at Katie, she was fast asleep, well..
He then jumped as Katie quickly leaped on him and sat on his knee facing him.
"Kate!"
"What!"
"Dont do that!"
"Well sorry!!" She jumps off.
"Ye well you just jumped on me!"
"So! Bloody hell I was only messing about"
"Still!"
"Oh fuck off" She says.
He then felt a rush of air flow through him.
"What" He says standing up.
"I said fuck off, i cant be arsed with you when you in these moods" She says.
He then grabbed her wrists and pushed her against the wall.
"I SAID WHAT!!" He shouts at her.
"Doctor get off your hurting me" She says trying to struggle.
"Never talk to me like that again!"
"Im sorry! Just get off!"
The energy builds up more and more..he then punches her round the face.
Katie gasps and so does The Doctor.
"Kate.." He says.
"Get away from me.." Katie says backing away.
"Kate! Im sorry it wasnt me! I dont know what happened"
"Fuck off" She then ran out the tardis crying.

He gasped, he didnt know what came over him, he felt like he was a different person..an angry..violent person..what was causing this?

Katie walked down the street and rang Lara.
"Hey whats up" Lara says.
"Where are you"
"At the flat why?"
"On your own?"
"Ye why?"
"Ill be round in a second" She then puts the phone down.

The Doctor sits on the sofa with his head in his hands, what had he done?
Jack then came bursting in.
"Hey!" He then looks at him "Erm..hi?"
"Hey.." He sighs looking up.
"Whats up"
"Nothing.." He shakes his head.
"Sure?"
"Ye..positive"

Lara opened the door for Katie and was shocked when she came in crying.
"Kate! Whats up!" She says pulling her in for a hug.
"The Doctor.." She sniffs.
"What?"
"He..he hit me.." She says.
"What! Look at me" She takes a look at her eye.
"No, he wouldnt do that.." Lara says.
"Well he did! I jumped on him playfully and he started kicking off..he pinned me up against the wall and just started getting agressive, how come you didnt tell me he was like this!!"
"I didnt know! Kate, somethings wrong with him, he wouldnt do this"
"I just..didnt think he was like that.." She crys.
"Come here.." She hugs her.