Jess is a wench

"Nice work"Jack said to Lara back at Torchwood
"See, told you i could handle stuff"She winked
"Fancy coming back for a drink?"Jack asked
"Im too tired Jack, another time i suppose"Lara then teleported back to her room

"I need drink!"Katie said getting up
"What you doing, we were getting to the good part?"
"I need booze!"

Lara then sat down on her bed and ended up going sleep. Thank god Kate and The Doctor were in the Tardis

"Come back!" The Doctor says.
"Dont you haven alchool in this damn thing!" katie says going through the cupboards.
"No"
"Your taking the piss"
"Im not"


The Morning after..

Lara woke up to 5 missed calls from Jack and several text messages
'Lara get to torchwood now!' Most of them said

"WAKE UP!"Kate jumped on Lara
"Argh fuck off"
"Jack told me ot do it, he said if i jump on you he'll give me haribo"
"Oi! He's never offered me haribo!"Lara said getting up

Lara eventualy got herself ready and got to torchwood.
There was a massive cage with a cover over it.
"What the?"
"We got this, this morning. We have to do a few tests on it first" Jack said
He then pulled the cover off to reveal a 8 foot high werewolf.
Lara stood back
"Are you sure its safe in here?"Lara asked
"Yeah, its fine, its sedated"
The werewolf was struggling to keep its eyes open but occassionaly stood up and growled.
Jack pointed a Gun at it and shot it with a tranquilser
"We need to see if its really human, or just an ordinary werewolf"Jack said

After it fell to the ground Owen,, Gwen, Jack and Lara took it out of it cages and lifted it onto a platform were there could study it closer.

Gwen then cut open its chest and looked closer. The werewolf had a massive heart that was beating fast.
"Wow"Jack said
Gwen went to look further for any signs of it being human but the chest then started healing itself and closed up.
"That isnt human"Gwen said "Thats a true werewolf"

Over the next few weeks they kept it in Torchwood. They found ourt he werewolf was harmless to girls but despised guys.
Lara had it on a special lead with a mussel on
Jack came towards Lara and the werewolf lunged at him
"Woah"
"I swear you do that on purpose to wind him up"Lara said
Good thing they had some sort of a gadget to hold his weight
"Ive got an idea"Jack said


"Lets go out somewhere"The Doctor said
"Hang on, im tidying my room"
"Do it later"He said
"Alright, we better go somewhere decent though"

They walked towards the Tardis and the doctor opened the door.
He saw the werewolf inside the tardis chewing stuff
The Doctor quickly closed the door
"Whats wrong"Kate asked
"We have a slight problem. Call Jack for me now!"He said
"Or what.." Katie smiles.
"Katie, no matter how much I love you smiling at me like that we need to get this sorted"
"Whats wrong"
"We have a warewolf in the tardis!"
"OO.." Katie goes to walk in.
"DONT!"
But before Katie could even open the door fully the werewolf pounced on her and started licking her face.
"Awww, can we call it John" Katie smiles. The werewold then looks up at The Doctor.
"Er..jess.."
"Ye?"
It starts growling at The Doctor.
He pointes his sonic screwdriver at the werewolf.
"That should hold it till Jack comes"
"I cant do this" Katie sighs.
"Do what.."
"Be in trouble when im horny"
The doctor looks at her.
"What! Ok! Ill get on the phone to Jack"
"Jack, yea theres a werewolf in the tardis, ye I dont see what the problem is myself I think John's cute"
"Whos John"
"The warewolf"
"Youve named it.."
"Ye! Why not"
"Oh for god sake, we'll be over in a minute" He hangs up.

"What" Lara asks.
"The werewols escaped..its in the tardis, but the worst thing at all is.."
"Is.."
"Kate's named it.."
"Shes what?"
"Named it..John"
"Mmm John Barrowman..." Lara goes into a trance.
"Lara! This is bad, now shes calling it John, it will only respond to her!"
"Shit.."

They rush out the building.
"Do you ever get..excited!" Katie shouts.
"Shush! Ye..just..not as much as you"
"Are you excited now?"
"Erm.."
He then notices Jack in the distance
"Ah jack" He smiles.
"Fucking men.." Katie mutters.
"Right, Lara tie it up, Katie your gunna have to come with us"
"No!" Katie says touching the doctors croutch.
"Sorry..." She moves her hand. it slipt.
"She doesnt have to go does she, not yet" The Doctor says.
"Yes! Shes named it and now ti will only respond to her"
"Tough shit! Come on" Kate pushes The Doctor in.
"Doctor!"
"Sorry, her orders" He smiles closing the door.

"Now what!"Lara said
Jack knocked on the door
"Get out we need that werewolf"

"Hello John"Katie said stroking the werewolf
The doctor hid in his room

"How did it get in there anyway?"Lara asked
"I put it in there as a joke"Jack smiled
"You're so mean to the doctor"Lara said

"Doctor?"Katie walked round
"Im in my room"
"Come out"
"No, not with that thing there"
She then sighed and walked out with it and it gorlwed at Jack
"Hold it back!"Lara said pointing a gun at it
"With what?'Katie asked
"Tell it to stay"Lara said as the werewolf crept closer to Jack
"Like thats gonna work!"Katie said
"DO IT!"Jack said also pointing his gun (lmao)
"Stay!"Katie commanded
The werewolf then sat down and stayed
"oooo"Katie said
"We need you back to HQ"Jack said
"But i want sex"
"Who cares, we need you now"Jack said putting the gun away
"Look my needs are more importnat!"
The Doctor walks out "Cant you just..take the wolf away and leave us be for a bit" The Doctor says.
"We need her now!" Jack says.
"Shut up im tired!" Katie says.
"Look, you might aswell come, cause youve got a interview with me later anyway"
"About what! Since when!"
"I need to interveiw you cause your due to move up another rank and its really important" Jack says.
"Oh.." Katie bends down to the werewolf.
"See that funny looking person over there..fetch" Katie says pointing at Lara.
"No..Kate dont.." Lara backs away but the werewolf just rolls on its back.
"FETCH YPU STUPID THING" She kicks it and it runs off.

"Well done" Jack sighs.
"Were just gunna have to contact all the other torcwhood sites and get them to keep an eye out for it" Lara says.
"Ye..right you do that Lara, Katie come with me"
"Why!"
"The interview"
"I cant do that now!"
"Why not"
"Cause I need sex! It helps me concentrate"
"Kate, the interview should of started at least 10 minutes ago"
"Fuck sake come on then!!" She storms off.