Kinky

(im just doing this coz i dunno wat 2 put in ur story)

"Jack!"Lara laughed
She was cooking some breakfast in her pjs when Jack came up behind her and pinched her bum
"I'd wish you would stop doing that"She giggled
"I cant help it, you've got a pinchable bum"He smirked
"Right eat this, then go to work, ill be there later"She said moving 5 eggs, 5 peices of bacon, 1 burger and 4 slices on toast onto his plate
"That looks great"He said sitting down to eat it
"You men will eat anything"She sighed

Meanwhile
"Why Kate why!"The Doctor said running around the control panel "Why, out of all these buttons, did you have to press that one!"
"I said to you! I didnt do it, Lara did!"
"No she didnt, she wasnt in here"He said trying to stop it shaking
"Yeah she was"Kate laughed
"This isny funny kate"He said running about

The tardis then shook violently then stop
"Oh thank god"The Doctor gasped on the floor
"What button was that anyway?"
"It makes a hole in the paralell world and anything could come through it, but i think we're lucky"The Doctor said "Right lemme go change.."He walked off
"Why?'
"Cause i nearly crapped myself"The Doctor said

Kate sat on the sofa and picked up the doctors mag and began to read it
"This is shit"
Then someone pulled the mag out of her hand
"Oi i was...oh hi Lara, didnt hear you come in"
"Cowbag"Lara said
"Oi! You a slut"Kate stood up
"Fuckface
"Cocknose.."
Lara then got her gun out of her pocket
"I didnt mean it!"Kate said running for cover
"Whats going on?"The Doctor ran out
"Shes trying to kill me"
Lara then shot at the sofa to where Katie was hiding and just missed her
"Lara what are you doing?"Katie said "Its a joke"
"No one takes the piss out of Lara Harkness"She said
"Lara Harkness?"The Doctor laughed
"Are you laughing at my name?"She said walking towards him
"No, i just thought, Jack wouldnt take too kindly to someone else having his name"He said
"Shes like possessed"Katie said still hiding
"Wheres Jack?"Lara asked
"Um...hes busy..just lemme do a quick scan a minute"The Doctor said getting the sonic screwdriver out

He quickly ran it over her body
"Oh no...oh no.."He said
"What?"Katie asked
"Shes a parelle Lara"He said looking up at her. He then lifted her top up a bit to show a mark near her belly button "See then cross mark? That means shes a different version of Lara"Katie said
"How dare you touch me"Lara said and whacked him
"Oh i like her style"Katie laughed
"Where is jack?"She asked Katie
"At work"
"Torchwood?"
"Yes"Katie said
Lara then input co-ordinates and teleported off
"Katie!"The Doctor said getting up
"What!"
"You shouldnt of told her, god knows what shes gonna do when she sees the other Lara"The Doctor said setting co-ordinates to Torchwood

Meanwhile..

"Right team, have you got traces on the fish monster?"Jack said walking about
"Hes broken into a car place"Gwen said "Stolen a BMW M3"
"Can you trace it?"
"Im on it now"She said
Lara then teleported in
"You're early"Jack smiled
She walked up to him
"I've been trying to look for you, where have you been?"
"I was just at mine, with you, and now im here...at work"He said
She then snogged him right there, in front of everybody
Gwen frowned
Jack pushed her off
"What do you think you're doing!"Jack said
"You're my life partner"Lara said
"What?"
"You heard me, i took you're name on, Lara Harkness"
"When was this? Lara what are you on about?"Jack asked
She then started to cry
Everybody looked at Jack
"Come in my office"He said leading her away

"You're gonna have to explain everything to Jack"The Doctor said
"How?"
"You did this"The Doctor pointed at her
"I didnt mean to"She laughed "Jack might like the idea of two Laras"
"Probably"


"Look, whats going on? You've dressed differently"Jack said "More...seductive like"He said looking her up and down
"You told me to dress like this"She said
"Did i?"He smiled
"Yes you did" She says "Do you want a piece" She opens her top to reveal her bra.
"Lara! Not here.." He says doing it back on.
"But I thought you wanted me.."
"Lara..I do..just not here.."
Lara (the real one) then bursts through the door.
"Jack!"
"Lara?!"
"Lara?"
"Jack!"
"Right now im confused" He scratches his head.
Lara (the fake one) raises her gun and aims to shoot Lara, it just misses her. Lara gets her gun out and shoots lara in the leg, she falls to the floor.
"Whoa stop!" Jack points his gun in the air and shoots.
They both stop.
The fake lara lies on the floor and starts dispearing.
"Right now explain to me..who the fuck was that!" Lara says putting her gun away.
"Im confused myself! To me, it seemed like..a parrele you! Thats it a parelel Lara..but who opened the port.." Jack says.
"Katie?" Lara raised an eyebrow.
"Probably" Jack nodded.

"He's gunna kill you" The Doctor says.
"For fuck sake! It was an accident! Whats he gunna do smack mi bum and send me bed fucking hell" Katie says.
The Doctor shakes his head.
"Im bored.." Katie says.
"Well now the tardis has lost its power because of someone, weve got no where to go" He sighs "So were going to have to sit here..bored" He sits down.
"Im not" Katie stands up "Im going into town"
"No your not, if I have to be bored you can be bored too" He stands up in front of her "I need to ask you something aswell" He says.
"What?"
"Well you know cause weve like..been together a while now and that I want to give you this" He hands Katie a key.
"And this is?"
"A key to the tardis"
"And your giving me this because.."
"Because im asking you to move in with me"
"Serously?"
"Yes"
"Awwwww, ya big softy" Katie hugs him "One problem with, im staying with torchwood in one of their apartments, so that might be a problem.."
"Oh ill talk to Jack about that"
Kate looks up at The Doctor.
"What?"
"Nothing I just..never met anyone as..charming and sexy as you" She smiles.
"Well.." He messes with his tie with a cheeky grin.
"Serously all the sensible ones dont like sex and all the hard big boys do and..your like..just different..your sensible..charming and good in bed, which is very very good" She smiles.
"Well, I am who I am" He smiles.
"You certaintly are" Katie smiles, The Doctor leans in
Jack then walks through the door with Lara.
"Ok which one of you numnuts opened the parrelel part" Jack says.
"It was him" Katie pointed.
"Was it hell it was you" Lara says.
"Ah Lara dont shoot me" Katie hides behind the sofa..
"Im not gunna shoot you..although sometimes I have thought about it.." She murmers.
"Oi!" Katie says standing up "I did it by accident"
"Well..be careful.."
"Lara lara guess what" Katie says.
"What"
"Im living with The Doctor woop"

The Doctor and Jack were having there own little conversation in the corner.

"What?"
"Look he gave me a key" Katie showed it her.
"Gimmi that"
"Nope, its mine nah nah, I can have sex whenever I want now without hoping from one place to another" Katie sticks her tongue out.
"Ye well were not all sex addicts like you" Lara walks off

"Lara is well easy to get into bed, all I need to do is wink and shes straight there" Jack smiles.
"I dont need to even ask Katie, she just comes to me, its great" The Doctor says, not knowing that Lara and Katie were stood right behind them.
"Ahem.." They tap their feet.
"Erm, we were just explaining how easy it is to..make a bed.." Jack says.
The Doctor looks at Jack. Pathetic.
"No we were just.." The Doctor plays with Katie's shirt button "Explaining how easy it is..to make a bed.." He smiles winking at her "Go into the bedroom, ill be there in a second" He smiles smacking her bum.
"Ok" Katie toddles off to the bedroom.
"See thats how its done" The Doctor smiles.
"You might have her fooled, but you done have me fooled, think im easy do ya, we'll see" Lara smiles walking off.
"Lara! Lara! Wait I didnt mean that" Jack chases after her

The Doctor smiles and walks to the bedroom, he opens the door then..
Katie slaps him around the face
"Ow! What was that for!" The doctor holds his face.
"Thinking im easy, well guess what not anymore" She smiles.
"I-I didnt mean that I meant that.."
"I dont care" Katie says.
"I do..come on, I didnt mean it, we did it on purpose to wind you up" The Doctor looks at her with his puppy dog eyes.
"Really?"
"Ye..I would never say something about you like that.." He plays with a piece of her hair.
Katie smiles as he pushes her into the bedroom and slams the door shut.

"No! Fuck off, wheres Katie" Lara says standing up.
"I dunno.." They then both hear banging.
"Oh my god im gunna kill Katie"

A few moments later Katie walks out.
"Oh that was good" She smiles.
"Kate! What you doing!"
"Well I was having sex, but its ended now why?"
"Did you hear what The Doctor said!"
"Ye but..I had to forgive him, I like sex too much" She laughs.
"Oh we cant let them win Kate"
"Bet youve shagged Jack"
"I havnt actually, although it is hard to when hes got them jeans that are too tight for him and they just cling.." She day dreams.
"Hmm..Doctor, go chippy for me im starving" Katie says.
"You dont want them fatty chips" The Doctor says.
"Oh I do, go on and you Jack, bugger off" Katie says pushing them out the tardis.

"Why do you always give in to The Doctor!" Lara says.
"I dont!"
"You do! Yes Doctor il shag you, yes Doctor ill do this, yes Doctor ill kiss your arse"
"Shut up"
"Cant belive your still shagging him after he said your easy"
"Hmm.."
"Let him hang for a bit..see how long he can cope, thats wot im doing with jack?"
"Why?"
"I dunno its funny.."
"Hmm.."

The next day..
Katie looked at the side of her, empty.
She sat on the edge of the bed and stretched. The Doctor and Jack had brang him alot of drink last night aswell as the chips. Katie was knackered.
She stood up and got her dressing gown and walked into the kitchen, the door was slightly closed. She could hear Jack and The doctor talking..

"Why do you have to send her away!" The doctor shouts.
"She needs to go for a months, otherwise she cant qualify to be a time agent"
"What if she dont want to be a time agent"
"Doctor..she'll be fine, we'll be putting them up at a hotel, you'll be able to phone her. Doctor, its only for a month" Jack says.
"Suppose..whos going with her? You?"
"Ive got to hold the fort here, so im going to have to ask Lara, if we had any other person she would probably end up sending them back here anyway so I think Lara's my best bet"
"Does she have to go whats it for anyway!"
"Its just some pratical training.."
"You havnt even told Katie that shes gunna have to go have you?"
"No im gunna tell her-"
Katie then walks in "Now maybe!"
"Oh Kate" Jack turns around.

"I dont wanna go to some stupid training! For a fucking month!" Katie shouts.
By this time Lara had come in.
"WHy does she have to go! Ill train her" The Doctor says.
"Right listen, both of you, its a month ok? Theres a video calling machine so you can see eachother and hear eachother ok? Im gunna miss Jack aswell Kate, but if you want to pass this course youve got to go" Lara says
"I dont want to!"
"Your just being stubborn now" Jack says.
"Me stubborn! Oh for god sake" Katie rolls her eyes.
"Right thats enough!" Lara shouts "Katie come on, please, were only trying to help you with your course, I know your going to miss The Doctor, im gunna miss Jack but its something i had to do! Your gunna be with me.."
Katie looks at The Doctor.
The Doctor nods his head "Go on Kate.."
"Fine..ill go, but if I dont like it im coming straight home, where is it anyway?"
"Some planet close to mars, Ill have to look up, but theres a hotel booked and the ships leaving tonight at 9pm"
"Tonight!" Katie shouts and sighs "I aint got a choice I suppose.." She looks down "Suppose its what I have to do if I want to get a decent carer..ill go pack.." She walks off to her room.
"Why didnt you tell her sooner you pillock!" Lara says.
"Cause I knew thats how she would react! Thats why I told The Doctor first so he could maybe tell her"
Lara sighs, guess ill go pack aswell. Ill meet you at the ship in a couple of hours. She goes to walk out the tardis.
"Where you going!"
"To pack.."
"On your own?"
"That was the general idea"
"If your leaving me with that boring sod in there for a month the least you could do is spend some quality time with me before you leave" He smiles.
"Oh come on short arse" She laughs dragging him out the tardis.

"I'm sorry.." The Doctor sighs watching Katie pack.
"Its not your fault, I just cant believe Jack's left it this long to tell me"
"He probably knew you would react like that" He pauses "I dont want you to go Kate..but its your carerr, I want you to do well for yourself, you deserve it" He says.
Katie looks over and smiles at him "Thanks, you really are the best thing thats ever happened to me" She smiles.
"Your talking like your leaving forever!" He laughs.
"Ye well, its gunna feel like that without you! AND NO SEX!!!" She shouts "What if I did leave forever..what if I didnt come back..what if something happened to me! I would never see you again and you wouldnt be there.."
"Kate, dont talk daft, nothing will happen to you" He walks up to her and strokes her waist "I love you too much to let anything happen to you"
"Im gunna miss you.." She looks at him.
"Ill call you every night dont worry.." He smiles
She finishes packing her bags and puts them at the side of the wardrobe.
"Do one thing for me though.."
"Anything" He smiles.
"Give me the best shagging ever right now right here, even if it has to be on the floor" She laughs.
"If that is what you require then yes" He smiles he pushes her onto the floor. She then pushes him off.
"Actually, not on the floor, last time I did that my back hurt for months" She laughs.
"On the bed it is then.." He laughs.

A few hours later they met up outside the ship. There was the crew that was operating it, Jack, Lara, Katie and The Doctor.
"I love you.." Katie says to The Doctor.
"I love you too, but it will fly, I promise.." He smiles.

"Well, here you are then" Jack smiles.
"Hmm.."
"I remember you when you first came to Torchwood, you were so quite and..timid and now look at you, your a qualified time agent training someone" He smiles.
"Well, it took me a while..but it led me to you" She smiles.
"Sure did"

"Ship leaving in 3 minutes" A operator says.
"I best get boarding.." Lara says.
"Ye, ill call you.." Jack says.
"Love you.." Lara walks onto the ship "Come on Kate!"

"May I say, that was a very good shag earlier on" Katie smiles.
"You wanted the best..you got it.."
"Come on guys" Jack says.
"Alright im coming im coming" Katie picks up her bags.
"Ill..see you soon then" Katie then boards onto the ship.

Lara and Katie sit down next to a window. Katie then looks at her phone, it was The Doctor. She looked out the window and answered it.
"What you want?" She laughs.
"I love you.." He smiles and hangs up.
"Pillock.." She laughs looking at him through the window.

So off they went, the ship left. Took off, into space. What would happen? Cause when it come to Torchwood..trouble is everywhere...