fart

Kim then crawled up to Kate
"Aww she wants to come too"Kate smiled
"Obviously she cant"The Doctor said
Lara yawned, it was starting to get late now. She layed across Jack on the sofa
"Hey dont go sleep"He said nudging her
"Im knackered"
"Dont give her beer"The Doctor said
"Why not?"Kate asked
"Shes a baby"
"I started young so what?"
The Doctor sighed
"Come on.."

They went back to the tardis
"Right lets do it!"Kate said
"Yeah!"The Doctor then runs over to the control panel and gets the bible out
"Lets read!"He said
"Are you kidding?'
"No...i havent read this for ages"He said flicking through it
Kate sighed
(You are a fucking bible basher)
"You thought I meant sex didnt you" He says.
"Your always fucking reading!"
"Your always having sex!"
"It takes two to have sex you dumbo!"
"I gathered.."
"We aint done it in ages" Kate sighs sitting on the sofa.
"So.."
"You tease though! I was sat on your knee in Lara's and you were purposly bouncing up and down and getting a hard on just to tease me!"
He sniggers.
"See why do you never get horny!"
"I can control my hormones thats why.." He lowers his glasses down "You should lower yours down a bit you know"
"Your doing it again!"
"What"
"That thing with the glasses! You know I like you doing that" She walks off to the kitchen getting a cup down from the shelf.
He walks in and stands at the door watching her.
"Stop staring at me and go and read your fucking bible"
"Do you not want sex then?" He takes his glasses off
"No"
"Fine.." He walks up to her and bumps into her from behind.
She turns around and stares at him. The most eveiliest of looks.
"What! It was an accident" He says trying not to smile.
She slams the cup back down on the side and walks off
"Where you going!"
"To bed!" She shouts.
He smiles to himself and puts the kettle on.

In the middle of the night..
Kim starts crying.
"Your turn" Lara murmers.
Jack yawns and stretches "She can cry for England this one" He lifts her out her cot and starts rocking her.
"What do you reckon she'll grow up like.." Lara says.
"A prostitute on drugs and booze if Kate carrys on" Jack laughs.
"Jack! I think she will be a lawyer"
Jack laughs
"What!"
"A lawyer! There pance..im not having my daugher waisting her life like that"
"Whats wrong with a lawyer!"
"Whats right with it.." He slowly places Kim back in her cot.

Kate wakes up and heads in the kitchen for a drink.
The Doctor walks in and sits himself on the counter just in his boxers.
"Its not working.." She sighs running the tap.
"Whats not?"
"Trying to turn me on.."
"Im not trying to im just watching you make a nice cold drink of water" He smiles.
"Suck my dick" She says walking off.
"Suck mine" He grins walking out after her.
"I hate you! You always want sex when I dont! Well guess what.."
"What"
"Im becoming a nun"
The Doctor sighs "You cant be a nun..youve already had sex"
"So.."
"So you have to be a virgin if you want to be a nun"
"Well ill be an unvirginated nun!"
The Doctor laughs and turns the lamp off "Night"

IN the morning, Lara took Kim out in the park for a couple of hours, she was sat down on the bench rocking the pram back and to.(more like rocking herself)
A man comes and sits next to her. He looks at Lara and smiles and then looks forward.
Kim drops her bottle on the floor.
"Oh no.." She goes to bend over to pick it up. The man hands it to her.
"Oh thanks" Lara smiles.
"No problem..shes gorgous" He smiles.
"Ye..she is"
"Im Brendan by the way, Brendan Block. Ive noticed you a couple of times, I work a couple of offices down from you in Torchwood?"
"Oh ye ive heard of you, i'm Lara" She smiles.

Kate sat in the front room reading the bible..well tried.
"Doctor! What does this mean" She points at a word, he walks over.
The Doctor laughs "Sacrifice? You dont know what sacrifice means?"
Kate stares at him blankly.
He takes the bible off her and puts it on the floor.
"Lets go to bed" He smiles.
"Im a nun now!"
"God sake.."
"You just used the gods name in vien" Kate laughs.

"So you fancy grabbing a coffee?" Brendan asks.
"Erm..ill have a coffee sure but I am taken.." Lara says.
"Oh sorry..I didnt know"
"Its fine..erm you still offering for that coffee though im parched" Lara says.
"Ye sure.." He smiles.
So they catch up while having a coffee.
"Right well..ive got to get off, thanks for the coffee" Lara says standing up.
"No problem..maybe see you again?"
"Erm maybe.."
Lara didnt want to seem so keen, he seemed a nice bloke but as a friend..it seemed like he was seeing it another view.

"Right.." Kate stands up and looks at The Doctor. "Fuck the nun act I want sex now!!!!!!!" She screams.
"Say please.." He says looking up.
"Please.."
"Well..I suppose.."
Kate walks up to him and pushes him against the wall, pressing up against him.
"Ye..that could work.." He kisses her.

Meanwhile..
"Lara..summers.." Brendan types in the name on his laptop on a database.
"Kid with..Jack?! Must be who shes with then..not for long though" He smiles.
(HAHA nah nah nah nah)

Lara walks into the flat, Jack walks up to her and kisses her on the cheek "Hey..and hows my special little girl" He smiles down at Kim.
Lara smiles and sits down "Im pooped" She says
"Do anything nice?" Jack asks picking Kim up and sitting down beside her.
"Went to park..do you know someone called Brendan who works near me"
"Brendan Block?"
"Ye thats the one"
"Ye..bit dodgy he is"
"How?"
"He just looks the type..he's great ye but theres a mystery towards why he left his other work.."
"Oh.."
"Why?"
"Just saw him in the park..got talking to him and that went for a coffee"
"You went for a coffee with him?"
"Yes..and it was only for a chat, he is actually a nice bloke"
"Ye a nice bloke that wants to get into ya knickers!"
"Dont be daft..ive told him im with you"
"Lara you cant just invite strangers for a coffee"
"He invited me"
"God sake.."
"Nothings going on!"
"Why else would you have coffee"
"Oh dont start this..it was different when you kissed Kate!"
"Dont bring that into this"
"Why not! It was a coffee..you cant stop me from having male friends"
Jack sighs "Your right..just be careful he's not right.." Jack says rocking Kim.

"Again" Kate says pouncing on him.
"Are you real?"
"No im Kate" She smiles. "You smell like..cocoa pops" Kate says.
"Erm thanks?" He looks down "Are you gunna get off yet cause your really hurting my dick" He says.
"Sorry" She lifts herself up.

"Oh shit!" Lara says
"What"
"Im supposed to be taking Kate to work with me today..I need do that essay with her"
"Well ill stay here and look after Kim, you go now"
"Oh thanks, I wont be long cant believe I forgot" Lara rushes out and rings Kate.

"What do you want?" Kate answers.
"You need do that essay with me today you pilchard get your arse down to Torchwood now" Lara hangs up.
"That was..short and sweet" Kate hangs up.
"What?"
"I need do an essay with Lara..oh joy"

Later on..
"You write slow!" Lara says.
"Fuck off im thinking"
"Youve been thinking for the past hour.."
"Help me then!"
"Im not supposed to, im only spectating"
"I cant do this" Kate rests her head on the desk.
Then theres a knock on the door.
"Come in! Please be Jack.." She mutters.
Brendan then walks through "Hey.." He looks at Kate and around him "Sorry bad time?"
Kate pops her head up and looks at him "Ooo hello" She says.
Brendan smiles "Erm..you busy?"
"What rank are you" She asks.
"Assistant examaner why"
"Oh thank god ill leave you with her" Lara walks out and closes the door behind her.
"Lara!!" Kate shouts.
"Erm..what are you supposed to be doing?"
Kate shrugs "Are you scottish"
"Yes I am.."
"Cool.." Kate looks him up and down and smiles.
"Well..get started then" He says putting his feet up.

Lara sits in the canteen drinking her coffee when Kate wlaks towards her.
"Woo ive done it"
"Finally" She chucks her coffee in the bin. "Lets have a look"
Lara reads over it
"Great..you should pass"
"Woo, see ya later" Kate walks off.
Lara sighs and looks up as Brendan sits nxt to her.
"Hey.." She smiles "Sorry for landing you in it, she'll listen to you"
"Its fine" He smiles

Sugar. doo doo do do ah honey honey

"Im so glad to have her back"Lara said holding Kim close to her chest
"I cant believe that woman actually wanted to take her away"Jack said
"Stupid bitch, whats going on with work?"
"Well ive continued with my work, the team has also agreed to work with me"
"So are you still torchwood?"
"Yeah, but the good part"He smiled
Kim fell asleep on Laras chest
"Poor little thing is tired"Lara said stroking her
"Yeah, i am"Jack yawned
"Not you, Kim"She said putting her to bed
"But i can be awake if you want me to be"Jack smirked
"up to you, but im going striaght to sleep"Lara yawned
Jack kissed the back of her neck while she was placing the blanket on Kim
"Wanna stay up with me? Im already up"He said muttering into her ear
"You are so godamn rude"Lara said looking at Kim
"Can you feel that?"He said getting closer
"Yes Jack, its hard not to"
"Bed...now"He said
"You're a bit dominating"She said turning around
"I like it thats why"



In the morn
Gwen burst into Jacks flat
"Jack! We've got a problem!"She said running into the room where jack was butt naked on the outside of the covers
Lara woke up
"Jack, its gwen"Lara said shaking him
"Tell her im tired"
"Theres a vampire going round raising the dead by one touch we need you now"Gwen said
"I need sleep"
"Jack"
"Get up"Lara said shaking him
Jack suddenly woke up and stretched, Gwen looked away
"Dont do that"She said
"Sorry, we done it 7 times last night"
"Jack!"Lara shouted
"What? I always tell them about our sex life"
Lara hid under the covers in embarssemnt
"Ill be down there in a min"Jack said to gwen
"Ok, make sure you're dressed"



Later on in the day Katie came over with the doctor to see what Lara was up to
"Aww look at her"Kate said watching Kim playing with her toys


bla bla bla im listening to doomsday at work and came up with depressing stuff: (so listen to it before you read on)


The Doctor and Kate were walking in town
"Lets buy clothes!"
"Kate, its my money, we need food not clothes"
"But im running out of stuff to wear!"
"I guess you'll have to walk around naked then"He smiled
"Shut up"
The sky turned dark...clouds thered
"Great im gonna get soaked"
The Doctor sees someone running up to him..
"Help us"This old man walks up to The Doctor
"What?"
"Its coming, shes coming, you have to be ready"He said holding onto his arms
"Whats coming? What you on about?"
The man turned around and Rose was stood there.
"Her.."The man said and collsaped on the ground
It all came flooding back...
Rose...
She was there...or was it just the doctors imagination?
"Rose..."He whispered
Katie stood and stared wondering what was going on
Rose just stood there
The Doctor let go of Kates hand and walked towards her
"Is that you? Rose.."He whispered
He reached out to touch her and just as he did there was a massive explosion on the otherside of town
"Doctor!"Kate screamed
But the Doctor didnt hear it, all he could see and hear was Rose. He stared at her, she stared at him
Memories came back...
"I must say..travelling with you...i love it"Rose said grabbing hold of his arm whilst they were on new earth
"I do too, come on"He held her hand

He stared at her more
He remembered meeting Madam pompadore, Rose was jealous, he just couldnt see it
"Stay here and look after arthur"The Doctor said
"Why? We're not taking a horse on board with us"She grinned
"Why not? I let you take mickey on board"He smiled at her

His eyes welled up with tears, tears of emotions. Love, anger, sadness, fear.. fear of losing her, fear of never seening her again, but he did, she was there in front of him...

“I want you safe, my Doctor"Her voice came into his head

He knew now how much she meant to him. His hearts had began beating again. Like he had regenerated...
Then...the last time the met, the last time they spoke..

"Where are you?" Rose asked whilst wiping away her tears
"Inside the TARDIS. There's one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. It takes a lot of power to send this projection; I'm in orbit around a supernova. I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye"
Rose shivered with the cold

"I....i..."
She breathed in...
"I love you"She cried
The Doctor looked back at her
"Quite right"
He smiled
"And i guess...this is my last chance to say it..." He paused "Rose tyler..."
He then had disappeared. He cried for days. The one woman who had touched his heart, gone forever, he even thought of killing himself to get away from it all. He just wanted her back...and now...she was there...


"Doctor.."Rose finally said
The Doctor looked at her..feeling tears run down the side of his cheeks
"Rose"
"Is that you?"Rose asked
"Yes...yes it is..."He said softly
"I've come back"She said
"How?"He said wiping the tears away
"I found a way..."
"Rose...my beautiful rose.."He looked down and closed his eyes. Tears dripped out.
"Doctor"She walked towards him and hugged him
The Doctor cried. He could smell her perfume all over again. He could hold her in his arms after 10 years..
"I love you"He finally said
After 10 years..he finally said it to her
"I love you too"Rose cried into his shoulder
There was then another crash
"Doctor...my doctor"Rose said again
"My rose.."
There was another loud crash, london filled with fire
"We have to go"Rose said
"Why? Whats going on?"
"This earth is being destroyed, we have to go back to my world.."
"Rose, this is silly"
"Doctor please, we must leave, where is the tardis?"
"Rose, i cant"
"Why"
He looked at Kate and back at rose
"I cant..."
The another bang....
The Doctor woke up ..
He opened his eyes and felt his face..he had been crying in his sleep.
That was too good to be true..that wasnt a dream at all. He looked over at Kate sleeping.. he still did have feelings for rose, but deep down.
Now he felt horrible. He felt like he promised to save rose and get her back, but he was married to Kate.He sat up
He really did miss her, and he wasnt the only one..

"Come on answer.."The Doctor said
"Hello?"Jack croacked
"Can i talk to you?"
"At 4:25 in the morn?"
"Please, its something important.."
Jack paused
"Oh..."
The Doctor fell silent
"Ill be over in a minute"Jack said
Kate opened her eyes and looked over at The Doctor.
"Why arnt you in bed" She murmers.
He looks round at her "Just..cant sleep..its alright you go back to sleep"
"Oh..ok" She turns over. "Love you.."
"Love you too.." He smiles faintly.

The Doctor walks into the control room where Jack was stood.
"This better be important" He sighs sitting down.
"I..I had a dream..but it didnt seem like a dream..it felt real"
"What about?"
"Rose.."
"Oh not Rose..Doctor shes gone..theres nothing you can do, we all miss her ye but we all have different lives now weve moved on"
"Her holding me..in this dream it felt real"
"Probably Kate feeling you up"
"Jack!"
"Alright alright..look she was a great girl but look at your life..youve got a gorgous wife who adores you what more could you want?"
"Your right..im being silly"
"Not silly..just try and forget about her..it was a long time ago.."
He coughs "I still feel for her though deep down.."
"Well go and find her then but it will all come crashing down"
"Im not just going to leave Kate"
"Exactly..you cant do this to Kate she fucking adores you and you dont realise how much"
"Ok.." He says looking down
"Right..ill come round tomorrow or something then" Jack walks out.

For the rest of the night The Doctor lay on the bed..thinking..and thinking..

In the morning..
The Doctor was sat on the sofa. Kate sat down beside him.
"Have I done something wrong?"
"No..why?"
"Cause your being dead off with me"
"Im not.."
"Anyway..going for a shower..fancy joining me" She smiles.
"Kate I.."
Kates hand then travels up his leg.
He gasps "You never get tired do you?"
"You should know that by now" She smiles, they walk off to the bathroom.

"What did The Doctor want last night..as soon as you went Kim cried, I think she knew I was on my own" She laughs.
"Oh he just wanted to talk.."
"What could you possibly want to talk about at 4 in the morning?"
"Just some dream he had..ive got to get off to work anyway" He kisses her on the cheek "See you later" He smiles.

The Doctor and Kate stare into eachothers eyes..soaking wet. The Doctor strokes Kate's face "You are..amazing" He smiles.
"I know" She laughs "Can we get pissed tonight" She says.
"That was..random"
"I know I know..but we aint drank in ages come onn"
"On one condition.."
"What?"
"We go for a round two cause that was amazing" He smirks.
"No problem there" She smiles as he pushes her against the wall kissing her.

Lara sighs sitting there watching Kim asleep.
"God im so bored.." She sighs "Its alright for you babys all you do is eat shit and sleep"
Kim then wakes up crying
"Ye you heard that one didnt you" She picks her up

"Right..im just gunna nip the shop and get some booze then" The Doctor says doing up his tie
"Dont get any shitty one"
"Well what do you want then?"
"Vodka"
He sighs "Again?"
"Shut up and get it, im gunna nip round Laras"
"Alright well ill come round after" The Doctor then walks out.

Kate walks in Lara's.
"Hello!!"
"Oh thank god im so bored" Lara says walking towards her.
"Ye me and The Doctor are having a drink tonight you and Jack wanna come?"
"Well have a drink here if ya want and then I can keep an eye on Kim"
"Cool" Kate callopses on the sofa "I had the best sex ever earlier on"
"Really..thanks for sharing" Lara brings in a cup of tea and hands it to her.

The Doctor walks down to the shop, hands in his pockets. For some reason he felt closed in, trapped. He walked down the street, he looked at all the people walking past. He then stopped and looked around him. He then looked at the side of him, leaning over some railings was a medium height blonde women.
"Rose.." He then touched her shoulder.
The women turned around "Who are you!"
"Oh sorry..thought you were..someone else.." He then walked on.

"Isnt life weird.." Kate says.
"In what way?" Lara says drinking her tea.
"Well..look at us before we had all this we were like..kids really training and now im married youve got a kid and its just weird how weve all moved on.."
"Mm..suppose, but everyone does it..move on just some people do it in different ways"

The Doctor entered the shop, he noticed another blonde women stood next to him looking at the magazine rack. He ignored her and started looking at the drink aisle.
The women then waited to get served "Can I have a twix?" As she didnt see any on the counter.
Rose's favourite..
"Just see if theres any round the back" The man walks off to the back.
The Doctor then turns around as he hears the women say his name. He spins round and stares at her.
"If this is some dream.."
"No dream Doctor.."
"I-..how?"
"The earth advances Doctor..they find new ways, I got lucky" She says.
"You..havnt changed a bit" He says.
"You neither.." She stared at him.
"Come here" He smiles and hugs her tightly.
He holds her face "Rose.." He grins.
She smiles "You still travelling?"
"Well..sort of"
She grins again, he missed her smile..
There was a pause, Rose leaned forward to kiss him.
Then..The doctor stopped, it felt like the whole world froze around him..his life flashed before him..what he had then..and what he had now, the past was the past..and the future was now. If he let this happen he would lose everything. Would he really be willing to lose all he had?
He stopped her "Rose rose..im sorry..." He says.
"Oh..sorry" She looks down.
"Its not you..im.." He looks down at his ring.
"Oh your married.." She gasps.
"Ye"
"Im stupid sorry, im silly to think that I can just come back and do that..ill just get my twix and go" She goes to walk out the door, The Doctor holds her shoulder.
He gently kisses her on the forehead "Im sorry I couldnt do anything to help you..have a good life Rose.." He smiles.
"You too" She smiles and walks out.
The Doctor walsk out after her and stops as Jack is stood outside the shop.
"That was.." He says.
The Doctor nods.
"Come on, lets go home" Jack says patting his shoulder.

"Where the hell is he!" Kate says.
Lara shrugs holding Kim.
Then The Doctor and Jack walk in.
"Wheres the booze!!" Kate shouts.
"Oh..I forgot sorry.." He says.
"You big pilchard" She hits him with a newspaper.
"Ill go and get some from the shop..take Kim out for a bit" Lara says.

Later on they were all having a drink in the flat.
Kate was sat on The Doctors knee, Jack and Lara were on the sofa and Kim was watching tv.
"Should we get heading back now?" The Doctor says.
"Its only early! Later" Kate says she then glances at the television
"Aww! How quick is she growing up.." Kate says smiling at Kim.
"Why?" They all turn around and look at Kim smiling and jumping up and down.
"Kate!!" Lara quickly turned the television off, Kim starts crying.
"What!"
"That was fucking porn!"
"I didnt put it on did I! Dont you have some lock on the channels" Kate says.
"Well Jack! Did put one on..supposidly" She looks at Jack.
"What! Im no good with remembering things so what would I do if I wanted to watch it"
"Your a fucking pillock" Lara hits him over the head.
"Ow!"
"Can we go.." The Doctor says.
"For fuck sake why do you want to go so bad!"
He smirks at her.
"I know that smirk.." She smiles "Let me just finish my drink"

im at work

"Thanks kate, i can always count on you to help me"Lara sighed
"Sorry, it was just a reaction"
"Be quiet you two"One of the guys say
"Be quiet yourself"Lara said
"Be quiet, or the baby gets it"
"Souns like something out of a movie"Kate shrugged

They get lead to this massive building thing

(i really dunno wat 2 put i 4got the first idea lol)
The baby was placed down in a chair
"Give her back to me"Lara said
"Im afriad we cant do that"
Some blonde woman then walked in
"Its that headmaster from the school"Katie nudged Lara
"What school?"
"Remember, we went on that misson"
"Er...no"
You're so thick"Katie said
"I know"
"Is this the baby of Torchwood?"The woman asks
Lara and Kate looked at each other
"I said..is this the baby of torchwood?"She shouted
"Yes it is!"Katie shouted
"Kate!!"Lara said
"Sorry..again...reaction"
"Look shes not from torchwood shes just-"
"Her father..whats his name?"
"Im not telling you that"Lara said
"Captain Jack Harkness? From the 51st century?"
Lara looked away
"Its a baby for feck sake"Kate said
"Not just any baby, we've been monitoring her, shes been advancing very quickly and we would like to use her for a project"
"She is a baby! She is some sort of project. You're not taking her"
The Doctor then walked in handcuffed
"Oh hi guys, thought i was the only one here"He smiled "Did i miss anything?"
"This wench, wants Kim for a project"Lara said
"Oh you cant do that!"The Doctor said "Shes my little neice. Gorgeous girl she is"He said beaming
"Yeah you cant take her away, whose gonna be my partner in crime?"Kate laughed
"Shut up"Lara sighed
"We need this baby."The blonde lady said "Shes very important to us. And since you all belong to torchwood you agree to the terms and conditions"
"It hasnt got anything about taking babies away"
"Yes, but she is apart of Torchwood now, she has to be researched and made sure no-one else finds out about her"
"Shes only 7 months old!"Lara said
"Enough talk"The lady walked off
"Get out"The guards say pointing guns at them
"I would but im cuffed"The Doctor said "But we need Kimberly"
"You heard her, and we need you aswell Doctor"The guard said pushing him towards the way the lady went
"Out of the building now!"Another guard said to Kate and Lara
"Im not leaving without my baby!"
"Lara have you seen the guns on them?"
"They cant touch me, i work for them"
"If you do not move, we will have to use force"The guard said
"Lara..."
"Give me Kim back!"
They then got electric shocked and blacked out

They woke up outside the building which was heavyily guarded.
"Shit.." Kate says.
"Wheres Jack!" Lara shouts.
Jack then gets thrown out the doors
"Jack!" Lara runs up to him and hugs him "Cant you do something you like run this place!"
"Ive been thrown out..theyve changed all the codes..all the passwords..theres nothing I can do..wheres kim?"
"Theyve took her.."
"What you mean.
"Theyve took Kim Jack! We can't get her back" She crys on his shoulder.
Jack strokes her back "We'll get her back"
"Not only have they took Kim theyve took my sex toy!" Kate says.
"What?"
"The Doctor.." Kate says.
"Right..The Doctors clever..he should have some plan, right now lets focuse on getting Kim back"
"What about The Doctor! We cant just leave him!" Kate shouts.
"Look..The Doctor will be fine, hes clever.."

"For once in my life..I dont know how im gunna get out of this one" He sighs leaning against the wall.
He then gets moved by guards into a room where Kim and the women was.
"Hello Doctor"
"Morning" He smiles. "Hang on..what time is it?"
"3pm"
"Oh afternoon then" He grins.
"Enough! You have incredibly knoledge Doctor"
"Well..has been said"
"And we want it"
"Well.." He stands legs wide apart "If you can get it you can have it" He says.
"Oh believe me we can have it.."
The baby then starts crying.
"Oh for god sake" The Doctor sighs "Look at that baby..look at her, must be the most beautiful baby ive ever laid eyes on, shes scared..dont have a clue where she is or who she is with all she wants is to be with her mum and dad and your taking that away from her?! What type of person does that make you eh? They were happy..so why do you have to spoil it?"
She starts laughing and claps. "Great..that was great..just too late" She then points a weapon at him. He closes his eyes and concentrates..
If he could manage this..he would save everyone..if he couldnt his body would burn up and burn away all of his reginerations..he would be gone..for good.
He starts shaking and insintly turns blue a gas comes off him..a blue gas.
Kate then bursts into the room, gaurds chasing her, she stops and stares at him..as do the guards.
"Doctor..what you doing"
"Go.." He gasps.
"Doctor stop it what you doing!!"
Jack and Lara then come bursting in.
Jack looks at him "Oh no.."
"What? Jack whats he doing!" Kate runs to him.
"Hes..physcilating..its not good.."
"What!"
"Theres 10 percent chance it could work..but the other 90 percent..he goes..for good but it could save everyone"
Kate stares at him.
"We need to get out the room" Jack says.
Lara then notices Kim at the corner of the room.
"Kim!"
Jack runs to the corner of the room, he gets his gun out and points it at the gaurds.
"Come on Kate we need to go!" Jack says.
"Im not leaving him!!"
"Kate go.." The Doctor says "If I never see you again..I love you..always have always will..just..have a good life Kate"
"But how can I when your not gunna be in it!!" She crys.
Jack grabs Kate and they all run out the building.

Jack hugs Kate while Lara sees to kim.
"Why is it always him! Why does he have to have such a big heart to save everyone.."
"He's like that..he always puts others first even if that means sacraficing himself" Jack says.

They then all look up as the whole building lights up blue. Everyone in the building drops to the floor. The Doctor stands there.
"Doctor!" Kate goes to run to the building but Jack grabs her back
"Stop! Its not safe"
The building then turns a normal colour..the doctor shows himself at the gate.
Kate runs towards him "Doctor!!"
He lifts her up in his arms "Hey.." He smiles.
"How did you..survive"
"Got lucky I suppose.."
"Stupid bastard you could of been dead!!" Kate hits him on the arm.
"Oi! I just saved all of you..can be at least a bit grateful"
Jack then hugs him "You alright?"
"Got a horrible taste in my mouth.." He moves his tongue around "But apart from that fine" He gleams.
"How can he just..be so happy like that..when all this has happened" Kate says standing next to Lara.
"I suppose he has to..he cant live the whole of his life taking chances though..one day he isnt gunna be as lucky, he needs to calm down.." Lara says.
"Hmm.."
"Anyway! Lets go home I could do with a nice cup of tea" The Doctor says looking at Kate.
"Dont think im making you one you can go and get stuffed" She laughs.

Later on..
The Doctor walks up behind Kate in the kitchen.
"Oi you" He smiles holding her waist.
"Ye?" She turns around to face him.
"I love you.." He smiles.
"Love you too"
He smiles and picks her up
"Oi!" Kate laughs.
"Your not getting out of this one" He smiles and drops her on the bed, he starts undoing her top.
"My hero.." She smiles stroking his face.
"Its nothing unusual Kate..its just something I have to do.."
Kate then looks at him and sits up.
"What?" He says.
"You need to calm down though Doctor..you were lucky today...really really lucky"
He looks at her.
"I just..dont want to lose you, you have so much energy..your so brave and you take advantage of that"
"Well I cant just leave them all to die!"
"Ye I know that but you just need to calm down a bit..one day you arnt gunna be so lucky and I dont want that day to be anytime soon.." She stares at him.
He runs his hand along his jawline and nods "Ye"

Mmmmm soothers

"Lara, you know i would never do that"Jack says kissing her shoulder
"I just over reacted, im sorry, its just all my hormones still"Lara sighed
"Its fine, i just get even more randier when i drink"He smirks
"Why did you drink then?"Lara said turning round to Jack
"I just felt like it"He laughed
Kim then started crying
"Oh great"Lara sighed
She picked her up and rocked her
"Maybe shes hungry"Jack said
"I know what you want and no you're not seeing it"Lara said
Jack walked into the bathroom to havea piss (like wee need to know...lol)
Kim started calming down again and smiled at Lara
"Oh you're smiling now. Thats quick for a 9 month old"Lara said
Kim smiled more and started mumbling words
"Mememememamamamamama"She said
Lara was shocked, this was clearly too good to be true. Babys usually didnt start talking until about a year old.
"Mummy"Kim finally said
"OH MY GOD JACK!"Lara shouted
Jack ran in the room with his dick hanging out of his trousers
"What!!!!"
"Kim just spoke!"
"Did she? Hang on...thats a bit early"
"Mmemememememe mummy"Kim said again
Jack smiled
"Wow! Shes learning fast"
"At least mummy was her first word"Lara said poking her tongue out
"Say daddy"Jack said leaning over Laras shoulder "Dad-day"He said
Kim looked at him confused
"Dadd.....dy"
"Daaa...Jack"Kim said
"Oh wow!"Lara smiled
"No dont praise her! Shes meant to say daddy!"Jack said "Dad-dy!"
"daaaa......Jack dy"
"Oh for.."Jack walked off to the toilets again



Couple months down the line
"Im bored"Katie said "Lets go teach Kim some new words"She said getting up
"Lets teach her to have faith"The Doctor said reading his bible
"Oh fuck off"Katie walked out

Lara was busy trying to get Kim to walk on her own. The door then went. She placed Kim on a chair and opened the door.
"Hiya Kate"
"Hiya, just came round to see how you and Kim are"
"We're fine, shes just.."Lara went to look at the sofa where she was and found she wasnt there
"Well she was on the sofa"Lara said looking around
"Mummmy!"Kim called from the kitchen
"How the hell..."
Lara wlaked in to find Kim reaching for some cookies
"When did she learn that?"Katie asked
"Just now"Lara laughed "You clever girl Kim, but no cookies"Lara said picking her up
"Wheres Jack?"
Lara frowned
"Hes at work, trying to get the big bosses off his back"She said sitting down
"Why?'
"Cause they know hes got a child now, they want to dismiss him, and take Kim away from us"
"Fucking hell really?"
"Fuuuu"Kim starting repeating
Lara covered her mouth
"Sorry"Katie said
"She learns quick, thats why they want her, and cause shes a part of torchwood now, they want her as a type of project. Cause me and Jack are both time agents, we have didnt cells to normal humans and it makes Kim advance very quickly. And they want to study her and also keep her out of the public eye"She said bouncing Kim on her lap
"Wow, i didnt know that"
"We didnt, until yesterday"
"So whats gonna happen?"
"Jacks going to appeal today hopefully things will go smoothly"

Back at the Tardis
"Oooo Noahs ark"The Doctor said reading on
Then..
6 guys burst through his door
"Hands up now!"They shouted
He fell off the chair and stood back up with his hands above his head
"Im not armed! "He said
They lead him out the tardis

"Urgh..I need a shag" Kate sits down.
"Shaa" Kim says.
"Shit sorry" Kate says.
"Shiit" Kim laughs.
"Oh sh-" Lara covers Kate's mouth
"Thats enough.." She says.
Kate sighs and stands up "Oh well..suppose I better get back to bruce almighty"
"Ok..wish Jack would hurry up he's been ages" Lara looks at her watch wile holding Kim.
"He'll be fine..see you later" Kate opens the front door and stops as she is faced by 6 armed men.
"It was her!" Kate points to Lara.
"It was not!"
Two men grab Kate and two men grab Lara, one grabbing the baby they get lead out the house.

( arghh i duno wot uve got planned or ewt lol)

Put Yourself .. In My Place

"I hope Jack's got through to him.." Kate says.
"He would of, even though Jack comes across as a bit of a heartless bastard he does have one deep down" Lara says "He's good with talking and that"
Katie looks down.
Jack walks in, Kate looks up and stands up "Did you get through to him? Is he ill?"
"No.."
"Well what then"
"You just need to talk to him Kate..its not my place to sort this out for you both, just go back to the tardis, sit down and talk to him.."
"What did he say.."
"Just go talk to him Kate, its not my place to say" Jack sits down next to Lara.
Kate sighs "Is he mad with me?"
"No..more himself"
"Best go and see him then..ill ring you in morning" Kate walks out.

"Whats up with him?" Lara asks.
"Its kids..he doesnt want another"
"Another?"
"Thats what I said..apperently hes got a kid from a past companion but he was so scared he jsut ran away from it all..to be honist I dont think thats going to go down to well with Kate"
"Fucking hell.."
"Ye.."

Kate slowly walks into the tardis, she looks around, it felt empty..
"Doctor?"
She walked into the bedroom and looked at him lying on the bed, she sits on the edge of the bed.
"Sorry.." She says.
"What you saying sorry for?" He mumbles "Its my fault.."
"Whats your fault? Doctor I wish you would talk to me..I hate it when we fight you know I do"
He sits up and looks at her "No im genunly sorry.."
"What for?"
"Your not going to like it..but your my wife and I need to be honist with you"
Kate looks at him.
"I..I have a..child.." He looks down.
"What?"
"You heard.."
"You have a child? Who with! When!!"
"It was a long time ago! 13 years ago..with a past companion"
Kate walks around the room breathing in, she turns to look at him "You serious?"
"Im sorry.."
"Why didnt you tell me!"
"I-I..dont know"
"Well where is she? He?"
"She..is..I dont know, I was scared so I just fled..like the coward I am"
"This is why you dont want kids isnt it?"
"Well..ye"
"Right.." She sits next to him "We have spoke about this time and time again..im not bothered about having a kid! You know im not..I just want you"
"Your not angry?"
"Ye obvously about you lying to me! Course I am but..you need to understand that you can talk to me" She places her hand on his leg.
"What would I do without you Kate" He throws his arms around her.
"Well you wouldnt have as much sex for a start" She smiles, he smiles.
She looks at him "So..what you gunna do?"
"About what"
"Your kid Doctor! Arnt you going to try and contact or something!"
"I cant.."
"Why"
"I havnt seen the child for 13 years .. she wouldnt recognise me and because I havnt seen her for so long..im not allowed to see her, im not considered her dad"
"Thats bullshit! Says who"
"The shadow proclimation..rule 564" (:s)
"Fuck.."
"I suppose..its just something im going to have to cope with.."
(MWAHAHA I will have my own kid with the doctor..someday and not some smelly biatch =])

In the morning..
The Doctor didnt sleep, he spent the whole night staring above him.
Kate opens her eyes and leans over, planting a soft kiss on his lips. "You havnt slept have you?"
He shakes his head "Anyway" He sits on the edge of the bed "Wanna go and see Jack and Lara?"
"What about..the baby"
"Look..I cant spend the whole of my life wondering and pondering..I have to move on, ye its not great but..ive been selfish..taking it out on you and its not far Kate..ive been silly about the whole thing and..last night I was thinking..if having a kid means so much to you..then we can make it happen"
"Doctor.."
"No Kate..I cant let this ruin your life"
"Its not just my life it would affect! Yours aswell"
The Doctor looks at her "Your the main person in my life..I want you to be happy.."
Kate smiles "Thanks but..I dont want kids yet.."
"Oh..thats fine"
"You dissapointed"
"No! Just thoguht you wanted them"
"Nah not yet, theres lots of lovely sex to go before then" Kate laughs.
"You saucy minx!"
"Ye but you love it" She winks.
"Cant deny that..anyway..come here you" He falls on top of her and kisses her.

Lara wakes up..on her own, she looks around.
She gets up and walks into the living room to Jack sitting on the arm chair with Kim
Lara stands there and smiles "How long you been up"
"Oh hey..couple of hours" He smiles down at the baby.
"You should of woke me up" Lara sits next to him and plays with Kims fingers.
"Right..ive got a meetin at Torchwood at 12..will you be alright on your own for a few hours"
"Ye..ill be fine, ill go take Kim to the tardis for a bit"
"Right well..Im just gunna get a shower and get changed"
Lara sighs
"What?"He said standing up, topless with the baby (mmmm)
"Well i would join you but i'd only given birth a few days ago"
"And?"He says walking up to her
"You're not suppose to do it until after a week"
"Why not?"
"Cause you just cant"
"Anal sex it is then"He said walking into the bedroom with Kim
"Ew...no"Lara said following him
Jack placed the baby in the cot and smiled at her
Lara leaned over the cot.
"Shes so cute"Lara smiled
"Yeah.."
Lara then felt a hand on her arse, slowly carressing it.
"Jack.."
"What?"He said still smiling at the baby
"You're doing it"
"Doing what?"
"Stroking my ass!"
"I cant help it!"
"You and your hormones"Lara laughs
Jack then quickly pushed Lara up against the wall roughly kissing her and pressing himself against her.
"Jack!"Lara mumbled
Jack started undressing Lara
"Jack!"She mumbled again

There then was a knock at the door
Jack stopped
"Oh thank god"Lara breathed in deeply
"Wonder who that is"Jack said walking up to the door.
He opened it and saw the doctor stood there
"Oh hi....Jack"He said looking down
"Hi"
"Why do you always have that when i come round?"The Doctor said walking in
Kate then followed him
"Jack! Put that thing away"Katie sniggered
"Hows motherhood?"The Doctor asked Lara
"Its fine, shes quite a sleeper"
"Wait til shes a year old"Jack said "Then she wont be so sleepy"
"Can i have a look?"Katie asked
"Sure you can"Jack said taking him trousers off in front of everyone
"Jack for godsake stop it!"Lara said pushing him into the shower

"Fancy joining me Doc?"Jack asked
"No im fine"He said reading 'the joy of sex' book
"Come on...i know you want to"He smiled
"No jack, honestly its fine, you go and have your shower"

Katie picked up Kimberly
"Hello you"She said rocking her
"Dont murder the baby"Lara said walking in
"I wont"

"Aww this baby is gunna grow up to be just like me..dont you think" Kate looks at The Doctor.
"Mm.." He murmers reading his bible.
"Oh my god!! I gave you that other book to read instead of that!"
"Well..that was ridicolous..I knew everything that was already in there"
"No you didnt, first time we did it you didnt even know if you had it up or not"
"Yes I did!!"
"No you didnt..you virgin"
Lara and Jack then walk in "Right were going out for a drink and that..can you babysit?" Lara says fixing her top.
"Oh my god..YES!" Kate says.
"Alright calm down.." She says.
The Doctor rolls his eyes.

So Jack and Lara go out and its just The Doctor and Kate and Kim in the house.
"This..is a penis..you get joy out of this..alot of it" Kate points out to a diagram in a book.
Kim giggles.
"Kate!!" The Doctor shouts.
"What!"
"What are you doing!"
"Teaching Kim sex education what does it look like"
"Shes like..a few days old!"
"So..the earlier the better"
The Doctor stands up and takes the book of her.
"Doctor!"
"I dont care, your not teaching the baby that at that age!"
"I got learnt it at that age"
"I can tell.." He mutters sitting back on the chair.
"Cheeky fuck up"
"Stop swearing!"
"God sake its a baby!"
The baby yawns, Kate yawns.
"Right im gunna get her off to sleep" She carrys her into the bedroom

"Will you stop feeling me up in the middle of a club!" Lara says to Jack.
"Lets go to the toilets then" He winks.
"Jack..fuck off" She downs her drink.
"Come on"
"Jack stop it! Your going over the top now"
"Im not!"
"You are! Just leave me alone for 5 minutes will ya!"
He rolls his eyes and faces the bar.
Lara then collapses onto the floor after finishing her drink.


"Mm..hang on" Kate breaks the kiss and stands up.
"Where you going" He looks up.
"For a drink"
The Doctor sighs.
"Does she have any like beer" She then looks in the fridge and pulls out a bottle of vodka, she walks into the living room holding it up.
"Woo"
"Your such an alcoholic" He shifts as Kate slides into his arms.
"Im not!"
"Your are!"
"Shut it bible basher" She downs a bit of the vodka and offers it the Doctor, he pulls a face and moves it away.

Lara woke up on a bench outside, Jack was sat next to her with a barman offering her water.
"What happened" She says.
"You callopsed..you alright?" Jack says.
"Fine.." She drinks the water.
"What happened?" Jack asks "You just callopsed"
"I dont know do I"
He thinks "Has anyone had your drink.."
Lara looks at him.
"You think its me dont you"
"No, why would I think that"
"Why would I do that Lara!"
"I dont know! The way you were going on about sex I dont know what the fuck happened do I"
"Lara I cant believe your suggesting this I never touched your drink you know that!"
"Oh im going home" She walks off.
"Lara!"

Kate fell asleep on the sofa, The Doctor was seeing to Kim.
"Not so bad are you.." He smiles playing with her fingers.

Kate then opens her eyes as the door swings open. Lara bursts through the door.
"Whats up with you?"
"Nothing..wheres Kim?"
"Erm..probably in there with The Doctor" Kate sits up.
Jack then comes in "Lara!"
"Will someone tell me what the hells going on!" Kate shouts.
The Doctor just gets the baby to sleep and puts it in the cot. Lara then walks in.
"Shh..just got her to sleep" He whispers.
"Thanks.." Lara says and walks out with The Doctor.
"Lara will you listen to me!" Jack shouts.
"Will you shut up the babys asleep!" The Doctor says.
"Lara come in here with me" Kate drags her into the bedroom.

"Whats going on"
"I dont know! Ask Jack"
"Why?"
"Well we were in the club and we had a few drinks..maybe more but Jack was going on and on about fucking sex and it was pissing me off, I dont know what got into him but then next thing i knew I was sat on a bench"
"Erm ok?"
"Another words someone spiked my drink Lara"
"Well who?" Kate looks at her "Not Jack.."
"Well he was the only one who had my drink"
"Dont be daft.."
"Im not being daft Kate! Serously he was in one of them moods"
"He wouldnt do that Lara..he wouldnt risk everything he has with you" "Anyway..how do you know you got spiked? You could of just fainted..your blowing this way out of proportion a bit Lara"
"You swallowed a dictionary or something?" Lara laughs.
Kate laughs "Listen..you know Jack didnt do it, you just want someone to blame and ye Jack might of been a prick that night but he wouldnt do that"
"Ye but if you were with The Doctor you would think the same"
"He wouldnt..too much of a shit bag"
"True.."
"No go on, talk to Jack.."
"You never talk to The Doctor"
"Ye but..we lack communication, it isnt our strong point in our relationship I must say" Kate says.
"Alright then..ill talk to Jack if you communicate with The Doctor when you get back"
"Deal.."

"Jack I know you wouldnt do that..after youve had a baby you probably feel like a little light headed anyway..that could be the reason" The Doctor says. Lara then walks in with Kate.
"Sorry.." Lara says.
Kate nudges the doctor "Lets go" She says.

Back at the tardis..
Kate sits down at the table, The Doctor takes off his coat and sits down on the sofa.
"No not there here" Kate says.
"Why?"
"Because..we are gonna comunicate" She says (cant even spell that word haha)
"Oh kate..another time" He sighs.
"No! Lara said taht we dont communcate enough"
"We do!"
"Ye if you call oh kate oh Doctor communicating"
"Well its enough for me.." He says.
"SIT NOW!!" She shouts.
"Ok ok.." he pulls out a chair and sits.
"Right..how are you"
He stares at her and bursts out laughing.
She shots him a stare.
"Sorry..im fine" He smirks.
"Ahem.."
"What"
"Ask me how I am!!"
"Oh how are you?"
"Im fine.." She smiles.
He laughs "Can we communicate in the bedroom or something this is going nowhere" He smiles.
"No!"
He sighs and puts his head on the table. It was gunna be a long night.

Timelord science

"oo"Lara said clutching her stomach
"What?"Jack turned round
"She only wants attention"Kate rolled her eyes
"No, im fucking well-argh"
Jack holds her stomach and felt a little kick
He smiled
"Our baby....its kicking"He smiled
"Fucking hard kick though"Lara said
"Ooo i wanna feel"Kate said going over placing her hand on her stomach
It then gave another little kick
"Thats weird"Kate said walking off
"Can i feel?"The Doctor asked
"Sure you can"Lara smiled
The Doctor placed his hand slowly on her stomach and felt a punch
"Now that one hurt"Lara said
"Wow, ive never felt that before"The Doctor said smiling
"Its weird"Lara smiled
"We've got to get another scan for you babe, cause its started doing that"Jack said hugging her
"Yeah, we'll be able to find out the sex of it soon"Lara said
"Mmmmm sex"Jack mumbled
Jack then turned around and hugged the doctor
"Im so happy"He said hugging him
"Good for you Jack"The doctor said patting his back.
He then realised Jack was rubbing himself against him
He pushed him away
"Jack! You always do that!"
"Come on, a bit longer then ill be done"
"Thats disgusting"Kate said eating an apple
"I will fuck you sometime Doctor"Jack smirked "One day, i will"
"You can try your best Jack, but you wont. And no using Torchwood gadgets on me"The Doctor said walking off
"Ill make an appointment tommorow morn"Lara said
"Good, i cant wait!"Jack said lifting her up

"Im bored"Kate said chucking an apple at the doctor
"Hey!"The Doctor said rubbing his head


In the morn, Lara made the appointment and phoned up jack
"But im working tommorow"He said
"If i dont get it done tommorow, we'll never know what it is until its born"Lara said
"But i want to be there with you"
"Well take the day off"Lara said
"I cant, we've got a few disturbances"Jack sighed
"Look, ill go with Kate, and as soon as i know ill phone you ok?"
"Sure"


So the next day..
"Do i have to?"Kate sighed
"Please kate, you're gonna be its babysitter after all"
"Alright"She sighed again

So they made their way to the hospital
Lara laid down on the bed with Kate next to her. The nurse placed some gel on Laras swollen stomach and ran the scanner over it
"So how long have you two been together then?"The Nurse asked
"Me and Kate arent together"Lara laughed
"Oh im sorry"She smiled "Oh look.."
They all looked at the montior and could see a small object moving around
"Wow"Kate said
The Nurse looked closer
"Well im pleased to tell you..-"



"ITS A GIRL!"Jack screamed running around torchwood!
"Yes we know jack"Gwen sighed
"Im gonna have a daughter!!!!"He shouted
"Congrats"Ianto said walking up to him
"Thanks"Jack said kissing him
"Hopefully she will be as beautiful as you Jack"Ianto continued
Jack smiled

"Wow a girl!"The Doctor said running around
"She is so gonna be my accomplise"Kate smiled
"No shes not"Lara said "Ill teachher to stay away from people like you"
"Fuck off, im gunna teach it to do everything a girl should do" Kate smiles.
Lara rolls her eyes.
Jack then comes bursting through the girl, he picks Lara up and spins her around.
"Its a girl!" He shouts.
"Oh fucking hell..can we go out" Kate says.
"No..this is a happy moment" The Doctor smiles.
"Your are defintly gay..just go and bum Jack and get it over with" Kate says.
"Im not gay! Why does everyone think that"
"Oh no this is a happy moment" Kate says mocking him.
The doctor sighs "You know im not gay"
"You could be bi"

"Lets leave these too it" Lara laughs.
"Good idea" Jack says.
They get home and cuddle up on the sofa.

"Doctor! Why is this tardis so boring!" Kate shouts.
"Im right next to you theres no need to shout!" He shouts back.
"Shut up you queer" Kate says.
"Oh im going bed" He walks off.
"Oi wait for me!" Kate chases after him.

"Ow!" Lara leans forward.
"You alright?" Jack sits up.
"Fine..just another kick" She says.
"You sure your alright?"
Bla bla bla Lara's waters break (I dunno what happens)

"Rawr!" Kate shouts.
"Kate! Im trying to sleep!"
"Its 9 pm.."
"So"
Kate sighs and looks as her phone goes off.
"Oh what does he want...hello?"
"Kate come quick Lara's waters have broken" Jack says.
"What! Stop lying"
"Im serously not lying.."
"How!"
"I dont know just get here quick"

"Fucking get someone!!" Lara shouts.
"Im trying!"
"Your not trying fucking hard enough! Im not supposed to be due for another few months anyway!!"
"Well..look I dont know what to do!"
"Oh!!" She shouts.

"Whats up?" The Doctor says.
"Oh Jack's saying Lara's waters have broken which is impossible seen as its only a few months into the pregnancy..oh well better go see what she wants better than being here with your grumpy arse" She stands up.
"What if her waters have actaully broken Kate.." The doctor sits up "It can happen"
"Whatever, you coming or not?"
"Might aswell.." He sighs.

Lara squeezes Jacks hand.
"Jack!"
"Just hang on"

Kate then stops at the door "Fucking hell her waters really have broken" Kate gasps.
"Duh!" Lara shouts "Well just dont stand there!"
"Well I dont know what to do do I! Havnt you got some nurse at torchwood or something" Kate says.
"Ye but shes not picking up.."
"I did a course on delivering a baby once when I was training to be a nurse at college..."
"Well help then!" Jack shouts.
"I quit cause I couldnt be arsed.."
"Oh that helps" The Doctor sighs.
"Shes answered!" Jack explains to the nurse that Lara's in labour.

"She'll be round in a sec" He hangs up
"Goddd!!" Lara screams.
"Come on just a bit longer" Jack holds her hand
"Aww isnt this sweet" Kate says.
The Doctor looks at her strangly.

The nurse arrives and a good few minutes later the baby is delivered.
Lara sighs and holds the baby in her hands "She's beautiful" She says playing with its little hands.
Jack smiles "What we calling her then?"
"Kimberly?" Lara suggests
"Brilliant" He smiles and kisses Lara.

The Doctor looks at Kate.
"Are you crying?"
"No!" She hits him.
He holds her from behind "Come here" He smiles kissing her on her head
(stop being so fucking soppy)

Lara then passed then baby to Jack. His eyes lit up.
"You're daddys little girl arent you?"
She opened her big blue eyes and looked at him
He then leaned it and kissed her on her forehead

"You are so crying"Kate said looking at him
"Shut up"He said wiping the tears away

"Shes as beautiful as you"Jack looks up up Lara
Just as he did that, baby Kim clutched his finger with her little hand
"Aww"Kate said
"You're gonna cry now"The Doctor said nudging her
"Fuck off"Kate then pushed him and he fell over

"So whats her full name?"Kate asks sitting by Lara
"Kimberly Harkness"Lara said looking up at Jack
Jack looked at Lara
"Seriously?"He asked
"Yes"She nodded
"Can i hold it?"Kate asked
"Her...can you hold her"Lara said
"Yeah, whatever"Kate said
"Have you held a baby before?"Jack asked
"No"Kate said
"I dont trust you"Lara laughed
"Shut up bucket fanny"
"Fuck off"Lara said as she hit Kate around the ear
"Doctor.."Jack stood up with the baby
"Yes?"
"Would you like to hold her?"Jack asked
"Hey i asked first!"Kate said
"Well..i..er.."The Doctor said scratching his head
"Come on"Jack said
"Alright"

Jack handed her over to the Doctor
The Doctor looked quite uneasy about it.
He took one of her little hands
"You are cute arent you?"The Doctor smiled
"Yes i am"Kate laughed
"Shes got her dads looks"Jack said stanidng by the side of the Doctor
"Oi!"Lara said
"And probably Laras attitude"Jack smiled
He then felt the Doctors bum
"Jack!"The Doctor said turning around with the baby
"Its a nice ass"Jack smirked
"Dont do that whilst im holding your baby"
"Why not?"
"Cause i cant do anything about it"
Jack laughed
"Excatly"
"Here"The Doctor said handing her to kate
Kate held her in her arms
"God shes got big eyes"Kate said
The baby then yawned
Kate then yawned
"Im tired"She said
Lara then yawned
"Me too"
Jack and the Doctor then yawned
"This is contagious"Kate said
(everytime i look at the word yawn, i yawn lmao"

"I need some sleep now"Lara said
"Want me to carry you to bed?"Jack asked
"Yes, but no sex, ive just given birth"She laughed
Jack then picked her up in his big strong arms and took her in
"Youre gonna be my partner in crime"Kate said talking to the baby
"Kate.."The Doctor said
"What?"
"Stop brainwashing the 5 mins old baby"
"Im not!"
Jack then walked back out
"You guys staying here?"
"Ill go back to the Tardis"The Doctor said "Got some work to do"
"Ill look after the baby"Kate said "I quite like brainwashing it"She smirked
"Kate!"The Doctor said
"What!"
"Nevermind...ill meet you back in the tardis"He said walking out
Jack sat by Kate on the sofa
"You've done well Jack"Kate said
"I'd never thought about having kids til i met her"Jack said smiling at the baby
"Shes gorgeous"Kate said smiling
"Me and Lara discussed it and thought, if you want to, be an adopted aunty sort of thing"Jack said
"Really?"Kate asked
"Yeah, you and the Doctor, some sort of aunty uncle thing"
"Defo"Kate said hugging Jack
The baby then started crying
Lara stumbled in the room"
"She wants food"Lara said sitting by Jack"Pass her here"
"Oh my god, please dont tell me you're gonna do the obvious"Kate said passing Kim to Jack
"What?"
"Like...breastfeeding"
"ooo " Jack said passing the baby to Lara
"Course i am, its natural"
"Ooooo"Jack said staring at Laras boobs
"Not in front of me it isnt!"
"Well get used to it!"Lara said pulling her top down
"OOOOOOOOOOOO"Jack said louder
"Im going"Kate said covering her eyes
Lara then adjusted herself
"I like this"
"Jack shut up"Lara said

"Doctor!!" Kate shouts walking into the tardis.
"What" He walks to her.
"Whats up with your face"
"Nothing.." He sits down.
Kate sits beside him "Aww isnt Lara's baby cute"
"Dont get any ideas" He says looking at her.
"Im not fucking hell! Im just trying to have a conversation!"
"Ok..im just saying.."
"This is what its about in it..you think im gunna want a baby aint ya, well im not ok?"
"Mm.."
"Oh I hate you at times!" She stands up
"What now!"
"Your being dead funny!"
"Well go then!"
Kate looks at him
"No I didnt mean that" He stands up.
"Fuck off" She walks out.

Lara wakes as the baby crys.
She sits up, Jack opens his eyes.
"God sake.." She sighs and sits on the edge of the bed.
"Got to get used to this" He smiles.
"Shut up..dont think im doing all the work" She picks up Kim and holds her.
Then theres a knock at door.
"Ill get it" Jack sighs and walks to the door, Katie storms in.
"Kate! Do you know what time it is!"
"No and I dont care" She sits on the sofa crossing her arms.
"Another tiffy with The Doctor?"
"Hes being a pillock and I dont know why.."
"Hes always like that"
"He told me to get out.."
"Ah..why?"
"I dunno!"
"You must of done something"
"Right just got her off to sleep so be quite.." Lara says. and looks at Kate
"Whats up with you"
"Her and The Doctor..another fall out" Jack says.
Lara sighs "Kate you cant keep coming here in the middle of the night when you and The doctor fall out..especially with the baby"
"Well where else do you want me to go!"
"Just sort it out, dont run away from it all the time" Jack says.
Lara sighs.. "Look now your here you might aswell stay..ill ring the Doctor and tell him your here..he'll probably we worried"
"No he wont.."
Lara walks off and rings The Doctor.
"I dont know why hes being like this..hes been like this alot lately..he keeps thinking that I want a baby! But I dont yet, weve talked about this time and time again and hes so negative about it!"
"Well...it might not be about babys.." Jack says.
"What you mean? What else can it be Jack"
"He might be..ill?"
"I havnt give him aids Jack"
"No! I mean..I dunno, im just suggesting..why dont you go back"
"He told me to go why would I go back"

The Doctor lies in bed looking up at the cieling, he looks at his phone ring..he ignores it.

"Hes not answering"Lara said trying to phone him again
"Look ill go speak to him"Jack said putting his coat on
"And dont try and have sex with him Jack, even if he is confused"Lara said
He smiled
"I know that smile"Lara said
"Look...ill try and stop myself, but dont blame me if my dick has first choice"He then walked in to where Kimberly was and gave her a quick kiss on the forehead
"See you in a min"He said walking out

"Fucking men"Kate sighed
"Yes i do like fucking men"Lara said
"Shut up.."


Jack walked into the tardis
"Doctor?"He called
His voice echoed around the room
"Doctor?"
"Go away Jack"The Doctor said covering his face with a pillow
Jack opened the bedroom door
"Come on, whats wrong now?"
"Its nothing Jack, leave me alone, i...just need to calm down"He sighed
"I just dont understand why you told Kate to leave, that isnt fair"He said "Come on, come back to mine and talk to her, hold the baby for a bit"
"I dont wanna hold the baby"He said muttering under the pillow
"Well talk to your wife"
"Jack"He began as he sat up taking the pillow off of his face "I dont need your advice, i know shes my damn wife, let us sort it out. We dont need you!"He shouted
Jack looked shocked
The Doctor sighed
"Im sorry, i just feel pressured at the moment"He said lying back down "I just...i dunno"
Jack laid beside him
"Im not sure what i want Jack. Yes i want to be married to Kate but i dont think i want anymore kids"
Jack looked at him
"Anymore kids?"
"Yeah"He said looking at Jack
"Since when did you have a kid?"
He looked back up at the ceiling
"Shes 13 years old. Called Oliva. I had this companion, and it should of never of happened, but we got closer and closer, and we found out she was pregnant. She refused to abort it, so i dropped her back home and just....forgot.."
"Doctor.."
"I know its a terrible thing to do, but i cant make up my mind sometimes."He said looking at Jack "Im not sure if i want kids with Kate"
"Well tell her that"
"What if she wants kids though"
"Doctor...if she loves you, she will understand"Jack said
The Doctor looked back up
"If you dont want kids, you have to make sure she understands and that history doesnt repeat itself"Jack continued
"I know....i know"
"So?"
"What?"
"Are you gonna talk things over?"
"Give it a few days, i just need some space"The Doctor said
"Alright, shes at ours by the way"Jack said sitting up
"Ok"
Jack then leaned over and kissed The Doctor passionatly on the lips. Unusal as it was, The Doctor kissed him back. Jack got rougher and rougher with his kissing and his hand slowly made its way to the Doctors croutch.
The Doctor jumped as Jack touched it.
"Ok stop.."The Doctor said pulling away "You just had to get me when i was vunerable didnt you?"
Jack smiled "Someone enjoyed it though"He said looking down at The Doctors groin
The Doctor covered it up
"Go back to your daughter!"
Jack got up with a massive hard on
"I really dont understand you sometimes"The Doctor said
"I dont understand myself at times either"Jack smiled as he walked out of the bedroom

Back In Time

"My bums numb" Kate says walking in the tardis.
"Im not suprised lieng in the snow" The Doctor sighs and puts his coat on the hook.
"Im freezing going getting a shower and a cup of coffee for when I come out would be nice" Kate smiles and walks into the bathroom.
The Doctor callopses onto the sofa and looks in the bathroom. He sat there and thought..he was really temped to get into the shower but it was only last night he was moaning at Kate about the amount she craved for sex..no he couldnt..or could he?
He opened the bathroom door and looked at Kate, stood in the shower with no clothes on.
"Do you mind?"
"Just trying to fix the shower.." He climbs in the shower with his clothes on.
"What the fuck, the showers fine im using it right now!"
The Doctor stands and stares at her.
"Sad excuse for sex Doctor.." Kate sighs
"I dont want sex!"
"Ok then" She rolls her eyes and starts to rub soap all over her body.
He stands there.
"What!"
He pulls her towards him "Sorry but I jsut cant stand there any longer" He grins.
"I knew that was coming.." She laughs.

Lara was sat in the flat watching the news while Jack was in work. She walked into the kitchen to make a cup of tea when something on the news caught her attention. She switched the kettle on and walked back into the room and knelt in front of the screen.
'Recent reports have shown a number of missing pupils from a secondary school in north wales, police are treating it as suspicous and are looking for anyone who may know any information'
"Hmm.." She stands up and gets the phone.
"Hello?"
"Jack..have you heared about that school in north wales?"
"What school?"
"Nothing come up in torchwood?"
"No why would it.."
"Just saw something in the news thats all..I think its worth checking out"
"Right ive nearly finished here ill be back in 10" He hangs up

Lara sighs and phones up Kate
"Helo?"
"Kate you busy?"
"I was but im not now" Kate smirks at The Doctor.
The Doctor bashes the tardis.
"What you doing?" Kate asks.
"Keep getting a signal and its not picking it up, i go to target it and it just goes...loopy" He says.
"Right go on" Kate says to Lara.
"Whats going on"
"The Doctors getting some weird signal..wheres it coming from Doctor?"
"Earth..England..wales?" He says looking at it closer.
"Did he just say wales?" Lara says.
"Ye..why"
"Me and Jack will be round in a bit" Lara hangs up.
"Erm ok.."

"What ws all that about?" The Doctor asks.
Kate shrugs

Later on Jack and Lara arrived at the tardis. Lara explained what was on the news to all of them.
"So the signal must be connected? Same area.." Kate says.
"Exactly..we should go investigate" Lara says.
"Right" The Doctor jolts up "Ive got a plan.
"Oh god.." Kate rolls her eyes.
"Lara should go interviewing the pupils parents, that way we can get any background information etc."
"Will do" She says.
"Ill go undercover as a new teacher, there employing at the moment so I should get in no problem.."
"What about me and Kate" Jack says.
"Jack..you can go undercover as the..cleaner"
"A cleaner?"
"Yes a cleaner"
"Why cant I be a teacher! Why do I have to be a bloody cleaner!"
"Because..what I say goes and Kate..you might have to do me a big favour.." The Doctor says.

"Kate..could you go undercover as a student?"
"Do I look like a fucking student?"
"Why do you always have to swear" The Doctor says.
"I dunno.."
"Anyway of course you dont look like a student..yet what if we changed you..turned back time well not time exactly just time for you"
"What?"
"Turn you back to 16, you would still recognise me and everything..just act a bit different
"Do I look stupid?"
"Well..no.."
"Get Lara to do it!"
"Shes pregnant" Jack buts in.
"Shut up you..Doctor im not going back to six fucking teen!"
"Please..we need you to do this"
"Right ok! But I swear if anything happens im gunna serously harm you!" But before Kate could carry on nagging..
"Oh my god youve just done it havnt you!" Kate shouts.
The Doctor grins and puts his screwdriver back in his pocket.
"I swear..at times I could kill you"
"Aww Kates a little baby again" Lara laughs.
"Haha! I can hit you, you cant hit me cause ill just ring childline" Kate smiles.
"Shut up"
"Fucking hell I feel..really really horny" Kate says checking herself out.
The Doctor raises an eyebrow "Right anyway Kate you ready?"
"Not really"
"Good" He smiles and pulls the leaver to the tardis


(ok dunno wat 2 put some ill put some random shit"


They all land at the school
"Jack wear this"The Doctor says handing him blue overalls
"Doctor...i am not being a cleaner"He said holding them
"Jack, you have to"
"Why cant i be a P.E teacher?"
The Doctor sighs
"Alright, fine, be whatever you want"He said chucking the overalls away
"Lets go then"Kate says
"See you guys later"Lara says sipping her drink
"Lara, you gotta go to work"The Doctor said
"What parents are gonna be around at 9am?"
"You are supposed to get the contact numbers babe"Jack smiles
"Oh right, sorry, its this pregnancy"She said getting up
"Any excuse"Kate sighs
"Shut up"Lara clips her round the ear
"Ow! Im phoning childline!"
"Pack it in you two"The Doctor said changing into some teacher clothing
"I cant wait to teach the girls and guys"Jack said rubbing his hands together
"Ewww..pedo"Kate said nudging him
"No, not them young ones, the 6th form ones now they usually have hunky guys and topless babes"Jack smirked
Lara looked at him
"But who would want that"He shrugged and laughed
"Right people, if anything happens, you've all got your phones on you havent you?"
"Well me and Lara have our ear peices"Jack said
"We dont care about your fancy shit Jack"Kate said
"Someones on ther period"Lara rolled her eyes
"No i am not!"Kate said
"Right lets go"The Doctor said walking out the door
"This is stupid.." Kate says.
"Oh what you nagging on about now!" The Doctor turns around.
"Nothing! Fucking hell your not a teacher yet no need shout" Kate says.
He sighs "Right, Kate youve got to go to form"
"Wheres that"
"I dont know! Just..find it"
"Whatever" Kate walks off
"Come on Jack" The Doctor pulls him away from some hunky six former walking past.

"How the fuck am I supposed to get the numbers.." Lara sits at a table messing with her pencil.
She then looks to the side of her and sees a list of contact numbers.
"Oh.." She then started dialing a number.

Kate walks down a corrider not having a clue where shes goin. A women stops in front of her with glasses and blonde hair tied up in a bun.
"You must be the new girl..Kate?" She says removing her glasses.
"Er..ye"
"Yes?"
"Miss.." She sighs "Why did I do this.." She muttered under her breath.

"Right.." The Doctor leans on the desk "Physics..physics..physics.." He sighs "Anyone know anything about physics?" He asks.
All the pupils just stare at him. "First years.." He sighs, hopefully Jack was having better luck.

"Its basketball not football! Dont kick the ball!" Jack sighs..

The day progressed on and no one was getting anywhere it soon came to dinner.
Kate stormed in The doctors classroom "Serously I cant do this no longer" Kate shoves her bag down.
"Why?" He looks up
"Right all the teachers do is give you sheets to copy out not learning anything basically and the kids are all bloody swats and dont know how to have a laugh and the canteen food! Oh dont get me started" She takes a big breath.
"Nice day then" He smiles.
"Fucking marvolous..you got anything?"
"Absolutly nothing.." He yawns and looks down at Kate's skirt.
"Have you got a new skirt?"
"No.."
"Just looks shorter" He says.
"Shouldnt be looking anyway im your student" She smiles.
"Your still my wife" He says.
"So its against the rules" She smiles
He raises an eyebrow "So your saying, for as long as were on this mission your not going to let me shag you?"
"Exactly" She smiles
"Right ok then" Jack then walks in.
Kate and The Doctor both look down "Male showers?" They ask.
"You guessed it" He smiles "you guys got anything"
"Not really..you?" The Doctor says.
"No..but I rang Lara, she says that she rang up alot of the parents, apperently one girls form teacher just disapeared one day so its not just the pupils..and the headmistress apperently is a bit..strange.."
"Strange?"
"Crazy.."
"Oh im not doing this anymore" Kate says.
"Kate!" The doctor shouts "Its only been like a day!"
"Im not on about sex you fucking dope this fucking crazy headmistress"
"Swearing.." The Doctor says
"Fuck off"
"Are you sure Lara's alright in the tardis on her own?" Jack asks
"No one can get in Jack..she'll be fine" The Doctor says.

Meanwhile..
"And youve never seen your son since?" Lara asks on the phone.
"Right..were doing everything we can to help you out"
"No problem.." Lara hangs up and then gasps as she is grabbed from behind.

"Right tonight when the school closes meet up outside the kitchens, looks like were gunna have to investigate.." The Doctor says leaning back on his desk.
The bell then goes for end of dinner.
"You made any friends yet?" The doctor smiles to Kate.
"Fuck off" She walks off.
"Sexual fustration.." He sniffs "She wont last.."
Jack rolls his eyes and walks off.

So the day went on and everything went normal..they all made there way to the kitchens.
"Can you smell that?" Jack asks.
"Ye it smells..strange" The doctor says sniffing.
"Tell you what is strange sleeping with a fucking alien thats strange" Kate moans.
The Doctor looks at her.
"I cant be arsed with this im going off to see Lara" Kate walks off

"Lara!" Kate shouts walking into the tardis
No answer..
"Lara its me Kate!" She then looks down at scattered papers across the floor where she was sitting.
"Shit.." She then gets grabbed from behind.

"Aha!" The Doctor runs towards a wall.
"Its a wall" Jack sighs.
"Not just any ordinary wall" He runs his sonic screwdriver around it, a door opens "A magic wall" He makes his way through and stands there.
Jack walks in with him "Bloody hell"
They both looked around them as body parts were scattered across the room, hearts, lungs, brains you name it..

"Im hungry" Kate says strapped to a chair.
Two guards stare at both Kate and Lara.
"Where the fuck are we!" Lara shouts.
"Any chance of a biscuit?" Kate says.
"Kate shut up!" Lara says.
"Wheres The Doctor when you need him.."
"Why hes not exacty gunna have biscuits on him"
"No I just need a good shag" She leans her head back.
A women then walks in.
"Thats the headmistress" Kate whispers.
"Great" Lara rolls her eyes.

"What do we do.." Jack says.
"Well now we know that somethings going on.." He closes the door.

"I know you were up to something as soon as you came to school Kate.." The headmistress says.
"Whatever"
"Your not even 16" She pulls out a gun type thing and points it at her, she presses the trigger she turns back into her real age.
"Ow..someone loosen these straps" Kate says.
"How silly.." She laughs "Throw them in the cells" She walks off.

They get took into the cells.
"This is your fault" Lara says.
"How is it my fault!"
"I dunno..Jack aint here, I normally blame him"
"Im fucking starving!" Kate shouts.
"Right were trapped in a cell about to die and all you can think about is food!"
"Well..alright ill think about sex then"
"No...oh forget it" Lara throws a stone at the wall.

Jack tries ringing Lara.
"Why is it going straight to voicemail.." He mutters.
"What?" The Doctor turns around.
"Just tried ringing Lara..its going straight to voicemail, il try Kate"
They wait..
"voicemail.."
The Doctors sonic screwdriver then starts bleeping.
He gets it out
"Were not alone.." He says looking around "And we need to find Kate and Lara..quick" The Doctor races off, Jack follows.
"I spy with my little eye..something beggining with..." Kate looks around "B"
"Bars?"
"Your cheating! You always get it all the time!"
"How can you cheat at I spy!"
"Cause...you just can!"
"You cant!"
"Can!"
"Boo"
"Arghhhh!!!" Kate and Lara run to the back of the cell.
"Jack!!!" Lara shouts "Dont do that"
"Shh" Jack says
"The Doctor with you?" Kate asks.
"Ye, hes just exploring"
"Watch it this place is surrounded by guards" Lara says.
"Right.." The Doctor walks up to the bars on the cell.
"Doctor" Kate says moving to the bars.
"Yes?"
Kate presses her lips up against him. She lets go "I love you" She says.
He smiles at her "Love you too.." He then undoes the bars with his screwdriver
Kate hugs him
"Whats this?" He says.
"Dunno..when things like this happens just reminds me of how much I miss ya" Kate says.
The Doctor smiles "Right..you and Lara go back to the tardis, me and Jack will sort out this ok?" He looks into Kate's eyes.
"You sure?"
He nods
"Be careful though?"
"I will" He smiles.
"Ok..oi dickhead come on" Kate shouts to Lara.
"Why.."
"I dont know The Doctor just said go back to the tardis.."
Jack and The Doctor walk off...

Lara and Kate walk back to the tardis.
"They gunna be alright?" Kate asks.
Laras phone goes off "Ye..there fine Jack's just text me, there on their way back.."
"They make it sound so easy when they go off and do that"
"Some missions they go on arnt that bad like that one, we know whats coming, so we know how to tackle it but some just come by suprise, thats when you need all the help you can get" Lara says.
"Ye.."
"How you doing in torchwood anyway?"
"I dunno..I think im guna fail this unit to be honist" Kate says.
"Dont be so negative you'll be fine"
"Hmm..I dunno"
"Anyway what was up with you earlier..you were being dead romantic with The Doctor..the closest youve ever got to romantic before is pushing him in the bedroom" Lara laughs.
Kate laughs "I dunno..he said something to me a while back about sex shouldnt be just a think we do when were bored..it should mean something...hes right and it makes me think how much I love him and..I dont think he realises how much I love him.."
"Course he does, I get that about Jack sometimes..but then we just make up" Lara laughs
Jack and The Doctor then walk in and look at them both.
"Hiya" They both smile.
"Youve been talking about us havnt you" Jack says.
"No!" They both laugh

Fringe

Kate then chucks it at his head
"Ah!"The Doctor said holding his forehead
"Oh sorry"Kate said "Something just, came over me"
"Get out.."He quietly said
"But, doctor.."
"Get out!"He looked at her with blood pouring down from his head and onto his face

Kate packed some stuff and walked out. She didnt mean to hurt him. Something just, triggered inside of her.

Meanwhile...

"God i cant wait til this baby is born"Lara smiled at Jack as she lay on the bed next to him
"I cant...if its a boy can we call it jack?"Jack smiled "Theres a long line of Jacks in my family"
"We can call it anything you want"Lara smiled
"And what if its a girl?"Jack asked
"I like Kimberly"
"Me too"He smiled back "I love being with you"He said going all soppy
"Oh here we go"Lara laughed
"What?"
"Next you will be buying me flowers"She laughed
"Dont you like it?"
"I do, but i like the naughty Jack better"She smirked "The Captain Jack Harkness i like infact"She said grabbing his coat and pulling him closer
"You like the Captain do ya?"
"Yes i do.."
"Well Captain Jack it is. You must obey Captain Jacks orders private. Lie on your back and prepare to be searched. I suspect theres some sort of sexiness underneath this clothing"He said lifting her top up kissing her stomach
"And the hat.."Lara said
"You want me to wear my Captains hat?"Jack looked up and smiled
Lara nodded
"Hmm, you do want him full on today dont you?"He said getting up and getting his Captains hat from his wardrobe
He put it on and looked at her. Lara had a huge grin on her face
"Evening Captain"
He got back on the bed again
"Remain still Private, this is a search. Anything you do or say will be relied on in court"He smirked
There then was a knock at the door
"Captain must carry on with the search incase private summers is hiding something"He said lifting up her top
Then the knock got louder
"Just go see who it is and tell them to fuck off"Lara sighed

Jack got up, still with his Captain hat on..
He opened the door
"Gwen if this is about- Oh hi Kate"
"Um hi, me and the doctor had a falling out, so im just wondering, can i stay with you guys for a while....and why are you wearing that hat?"
"This is my Captains hat"
"Why are you wearing it indoors?"
"Just rehearsing..."He said looking around
"Right...oh my.."Kate caught a glance of his croutch
"Oh sorry"He placed the hat over it
"Wow, Lara was right"She said walking in..
"Well, i do have a very big ego, itll be nice having two girls here, i can have a Jack sandwich"Jack smirked placing his hands on his hips
"Um Jack"Kate pointed to his hat
Jack looked down
His hat was balancing on the end of his erect dick.
Jack laughed nerviously
"Its a party trick"He said scratching his head
"Whatever wheres lara?"
Lara walked in with a dressing gown on
"Thought i heard another voice, what you doing here?"Lara asked
"Me and the Doctor had a falling out, i kinda flipped somehow, and i chucked a marmalade jar at his head"
"Fucking hell"Lara said sitting beside her
"Ill just go...and.."Jack stumbled
"Finish yourself off"Lara smiled
"Um..yeah"He said walking off
"I just dont understand what happened to me"Kate said
"Hang on"Lara said undoing her watch
"What you gonna do?"
"Scan you, this watch just doesnt transport me you know"
"Alright..."
Lara pressed a few buttons on her watch and scanned Kates body
"Hmm"Lara thought
"WHats that mean?"
"You've got an irregular heatbeat, and your blood is different"
"Oh shit im gonna die!"Kate said running around
"You're not gonna-"
"im gonna die!"She ran into the bathroom door and into where Jack was cleaning up
"Oh my god im gonna die"Kate said running around
"Kate!"Jack said
Kate stood still and looked at the mess Jack made everywhere. It was all over the mirrors, the bathtub, the jaccuzi, the toilet...everywhere
"Fucking hell.."She said looking around
"Ok get out.."Jack said pushing her out

"You're not gonna die"Lara said sitting her down
"I am! My lifes over!!" She screams.
"Lara! Just because youve got an irregular heartbeat and your blood is different doesnt mean your gunna die.."
"Oh" She stops
"Just calm down..ill get Jack to go to The Doctor and tell him that there might be some explanation for you hitting him and he will understand..in the mean time me and you will go down to the lab and see whats wrong ok?" Lara holds her shoulders.
Kate looks at her "Am I gunna die?"
"No! Now come on!" She drags her up "Jack go to The Doctor" They walk out.
"Oo.." He smiles and walks out.

"Right lay down on that table..and stay still.." Lara says.
Kate lies on the table.
Lara goes to put some straps down.
"What you doing" Kate sits up.
"Strapping you, what does it look like..will only be for a few seconds"
"No!"
"Kate just lie down!"
"No!"
Lara puts her hands down, Kate moves them and wacks her in the face.
Lara falls to the ground, 4 guards come rushing in aiming their gun at Kate.
"No leave her!" Lara stands up.
The guards back away.
"Im so sorry" Kate says.
"Its fine just..get on the table.."

"Heyy" Jack walks in the tardis. The Doctor was in the bathroom cleaning hit cut.
Jack walks into the bathroom "Ouch.."
He continues to wipe it.
"Oh ye speaking of cuts Lara told me to tell you that it might not of been Kate's fault, shes might ahve something wrong with her or something shes gone down to torchwood anywayy make us a brew doc" Jack smiles.
"Kate's ill?"
"I dont know, she just told me to come and tell you"
"So she didnt do this purposly?"
"Maybe I dont know"
The Doctor sighs, grabs his coat and walks out.
"Oi! What about my tea!"

Kate sits in the waiting room while Lara and trys to figure out whats wrong.
The Doctor walks in and sits beside Kate "You alright?"
"Im fine.." She looks down.
"Got you a coffee, thought you might need it" He passes it her "Jack told me that there might be something wrong..you know what yet?" He says.
Kate shakes her head "Im sorry about..before I didnt mean to I just..I dunno what came over me"
"Listen..its alright.." He kisses her gently on the forehead.
Katie leans on his chest.
Lara then walks in and sits next to Kate
"She alright?" The Doctor asks.
"Shes fine, all that it is, is a mix of emotions probably all of the atmosphere in the tardis getting to her just dont keep couped up in the tardis, get some fresh air now and again"
"So ive gotta shag outside" Kate says.
"We dont just have to shag outside.."
"Oh wow can we do other stuff?"
"No not like that..I meant we dont have to shag, shes right we should go places not just stay in"
"Oh.."
"Just take these twice a day for a few weeks and you should be alright"
"Thanks Lara..sorry for hitting you again"
"Its fine"
"Although it was kind of funny" Kate sniggers.
Lara looks at her and looks away "Right well im going back to Jack anyway"
"Hes at the tardis, he might of gone back though now" The Doctor says.
"Well if hes there tell him get back" Lara walks out.

The Doctor and Kate walk to the tardis. The Doctor unlocks the tardis and stops. Katie goes strolling in and stops.
"Jack!!" Katie shouts.
Jacxk quickly turns around
"Oh shit.." He says, he pulls his pants up.
"Jack! Get out!" Katie shouts.
"Jack thats out of order.." The Doctor says.
"Alright Jack this Jack fucking that im going!" He walks out.

So the night goes on and The Doctor and Kate get into bed. Kate turns on her side and looks at The Doctor.
"What?" He turns his head.
"How come Jack's so..kinky when it comes to sex and your just..so..plain"
He raises an eyebrow
"Right I walked in and Jack was wearing his captain hat"
"He might of been working?"
"On his dick Doctor..on his dick" She says.
"Well what do you want me to do! Put a plastic bowl on mine"
"Obvously not..guess its true.." Kate says.
"Whats true?"
"That sex stops after marriage?"
"Kate dont be daft"
"Im not being daft! You obvously have no interest in sex anymore" She turns over.
"Just cause im not into all that kinky shit doesnt mean im not into sex. You know if I could I would spend every moment of every day doing it with you but thats not the way it works"
"Guess your right.."
"Sex isnt a thing you just do when your bored..you have to feel that you want it" (pmsl)
"Alright alright your scaring me now, stop being all deep and passionate about it..gimp..night" She turns over and switches the lamp off.
"I love you Kate.." The Doctor says kissing her softly on her neck.
Kate smiles and closes her eyes.

In the morning.
"SNOW!!!" Kate screams.
The Doctor slowly lifts his head "What?"
"THERES SNOW"
"Kate..what time is it" He says half asleep.
"7"
The Doctor sighs and turns back over.
"Oi" Kate climbs on top of him and kneels "Get up" She says.
"Go wake up Lara and Jack..and ill meet you there ok?" He yawns.
"Whatever" She rushes out the tardis like a little kid.
The Doctor closes his eyes.

Kate knocks on Jack's flat.
Lara opens the door, Kate walks in.
"Erm hello?"
"Its snowing"
"I gathered.."
"Why you up so early? I thought I would ahve to throw snowballs at the window"
"Oh ive been up all night, cant get sleep. Jacks only just got up"
"Oh..The Doctor hasnt even got up yet, lazy bastard.." Kate sits down.
"We should go to the park alter" Lara says "For a walk or something.."
"Ye"
"Them tablets working alright?"
"Ye fine"

They all get ready and walk down to the park. Kate walks to the bench and stops as she sees The Doctor there.
"Doctor?"
"Oh Kate" He turns around
"What you doing here"
"Just came to think for a bit.."
"Oh.." Kate picks up some snow and launches it at Lara.
"Kate!!" She shouts, she bends down and picks up some snow and launches it at Kate. it hits her back.
"Take it easy Lara!" Jack shouts sitting next to The Doctor.
They carry on then suddenly Lara stops and holds her stomach "Oo..the baby! It jsut kicked" Lara says.
Jack rushes over and puts his hand on her stomach and feels as the baby kicks once more.
Kate and The doctor walk over.
"Ooo did it kick" Kate says.
"Ye.." Lara smiles
Kate then launches a snowball at The Doctor, he stands there as his hair is covered in snow.
He turns round to Kate "Right.." He looks around him to see if no one is watching and sticks his sonic screwdriver in the ground, Kate watches as the screwdriver attracts the snow.
"Oh shit.." She runs off into the trees.
The Doctor picks up the ball and chases after her.

"I cant wait for this.." Jack smiles with his hand on her stomach.
"Me neither..always wanted a family but never really thought I would get one..but looks like I have..the perfect one" She smiles and kisses him softly. Jack puts his arm around her and watches the snow come down.

"No Doctor!!" Kate laughs as she falls over a twig and lands on her back.
The Doctor falls down onto her the snowball callopsin on Kate's arm.
"Ow thats cold.."
He leans on one hand over her and looks into her eyes. He plants a gentle kiss on her lips.
Kate looks down "I hope you arnt getting a little randy?" She raises an eyebrow.
"What?" He looks down.
Kate laughs oh god come here" Kate pulls him on top of her and runs her hands through his hair kissing him.

I have chocolate stuck in my teeth

"God im knackered"The Doctor sighed
"Oh shut up, at least you dont have another human being inside you"Lara said
"Can i borrow that book from Jack?"Kate asked
"No! Dont let her have it. Ill have to regenerate if i have any more of this"The Doctor said sitting up
"Ill have to see, he may even want it for himself"Lara winked
"That is not funny"The Doctor said
"Hes done that to ya hasnt he?"Lara said looking at him
"Done what?"
"Bum sex"Lara laughed
"No he hasnt"
"Yes he has"
"Oh my god has he?"Kate asked
"He told me last night, they were travelling alone, together, in here, and basically Jack got that book and so on"Lara said
"Oh my god you gay!"
"Im not a gay, god hates gays"The Doctor says
"Fuck sake shut up!"Kate says

Jack then walks in
"I heard arguing...was it about me?"He said walking proudly
"Yes"Kate said
"It was about you and the doctor"Lara laughed
"Oh yeah, that was good"Jack smiled
"No it wasnt, we didnt even do it!"The Doctor shouted
"Oh you're in denial"Jack said kissing Lara
"Hey hey! No kissing in here apart from us!"Kate said getting in between them both
"Careful of my stomach Kate"Lara said
"Oh yeah, that reminds me, we gotta go Doctors and tell Torchwood aboutt his"Jack said
"Oh joy"Lara sighed
"Come on, we gotta see how far you're gone"He said taking her hand
"Im gonna read"The Doctor said picking up his bible again
"Fuck sake, can i come with you guys?"Kate asked
"No"Lara smiled
"Please!! I cant sit here watching him read the bible" KAte grabs hold of her.
"Kate..ill give you a ring later" They both walk out the tardis.

The Doctor goes to get the bible out. Kate grabs it off him "Dont! Even bother.." She chucks it
The Doctor sighs "Were not shagging again" He says.
"Can we go shopping?"
"Why?"
"Erm..for something to do"
"Theres a catch.." He squints his eyes at her.
"Theres not! Come on" She drags him out.

Lara and Jack are sitting in the waiting room
"You look tense.." Jack says hugging her.
"Im fine..just scared"
"Of what?"
"Well I lost the last baby..I just dont wanna lose this one.."
"Dont worry you wont.." He kisses her lightly on the head.
"Lara Summers?" The nurse calls.
"Want me come with you?" Jack asks.
"Ye.." Lara holds his hand as they walk in.

"That" Kate shoves it in the trolley
"Thats like the 10th chocolate bar youve put in!" The Doctor shouts.
"So!"
They walk along the aisles "Doctor?"
"What"
"Have you ever done it in a supermarket"
"Erm..cant say I have Kate and no were not you can wait"
"I wasnt-"
"Yes you were.."
Katie pulls a face and shoves some condoms in the trolly.

KATE SHAGS JACK OVER A ASDA FREEZER

Lara holds Jack's hand as she lies down.
"Well..no problems here 2 months gone and your babys fine" The nurse smiles.
Lara sits herself up and leaves with Jack.
"See that wernt so bad" Jack holds her.
"Ye.." Lara smiles.

"Why do you always buy about 100 condoms every day" The Doctor turns round to her as he puts stuff on the belt.
"I dunno..something to do"
"Something to spend money on, Kate we cant keep waisting money"
"Why! Youve got it so spend it"
"Exactly you always spend it on stuff you want! What about me, its my money"
"Cause you spend it on bread..jam..bread..AND MORE FUCKING JAM!!"
"Theres nothing wrong with Jam!"
"Its horrible its all pink and sticky!"
"Right thats enough!"
"Its fucking jam doctor! Get a grip!"
The Doctor drops the stuff and walks out.
Kate stands there staring at the stuff on the floor, everyone looks at her.
"Oh shut up" She puts the stuff through the belt.

The Doctor walks down the street and bumps into Jack and Lara.
"Wheres Kate?" Jack asks.
"Ive left her in netto (lmao)"
"Why?"
"She was stressing me out, im going for a nice long bath" He walks off.
Kate then comes out of the shop with bags everywhere
"Doctor! Get your arse here now!!" Kate shouts.
He carrys on walking.
"Fucking prick! Never ask me for anything again!!" She screams
"Dont worry I wont!" He shouts and walks into the tardis.
"Serously..if he wasnt so clever" Kate mutters.
"You two arguing again?"
"Over fucking jam!! jam!!" She screams and walks off.

"Right.." Jack says.
"Ill give them an hour.." Lara says.
"Half an hour.." Jack says.
"Probably right.." They both walk off.

"Would like some help you know!!" Kate shouts as all the cereal falls on her
"Im busy!!"
"You shouldnt be so fucking lanky then, these cupboards are too high..lanky twat.." She mutters
"What?" He peers round.
"Nothing darling" She smiles.
She picks up the jam from the bag and drops it on the floor dilbrelty.
"Oh no!!" She shouts.
"What" He comes in and looks down "You didnt.." He glares at her.
"It was an accident!"
"Oh thats it now" He grabs the condoms and stamps all over them.
"You fucking prick!!" She grabs the marmalade out the bag
"No!! Not that! Anything but that!"