Back In Time

"My bums numb" Kate says walking in the tardis.
"Im not suprised lieng in the snow" The Doctor sighs and puts his coat on the hook.
"Im freezing going getting a shower and a cup of coffee for when I come out would be nice" Kate smiles and walks into the bathroom.
The Doctor callopses onto the sofa and looks in the bathroom. He sat there and thought..he was really temped to get into the shower but it was only last night he was moaning at Kate about the amount she craved for sex..no he couldnt..or could he?
He opened the bathroom door and looked at Kate, stood in the shower with no clothes on.
"Do you mind?"
"Just trying to fix the shower.." He climbs in the shower with his clothes on.
"What the fuck, the showers fine im using it right now!"
The Doctor stands and stares at her.
"Sad excuse for sex Doctor.." Kate sighs
"I dont want sex!"
"Ok then" She rolls her eyes and starts to rub soap all over her body.
He stands there.
"What!"
He pulls her towards him "Sorry but I jsut cant stand there any longer" He grins.
"I knew that was coming.." She laughs.

Lara was sat in the flat watching the news while Jack was in work. She walked into the kitchen to make a cup of tea when something on the news caught her attention. She switched the kettle on and walked back into the room and knelt in front of the screen.
'Recent reports have shown a number of missing pupils from a secondary school in north wales, police are treating it as suspicous and are looking for anyone who may know any information'
"Hmm.." She stands up and gets the phone.
"Hello?"
"Jack..have you heared about that school in north wales?"
"What school?"
"Nothing come up in torchwood?"
"No why would it.."
"Just saw something in the news thats all..I think its worth checking out"
"Right ive nearly finished here ill be back in 10" He hangs up

Lara sighs and phones up Kate
"Helo?"
"Kate you busy?"
"I was but im not now" Kate smirks at The Doctor.
The Doctor bashes the tardis.
"What you doing?" Kate asks.
"Keep getting a signal and its not picking it up, i go to target it and it just goes...loopy" He says.
"Right go on" Kate says to Lara.
"Whats going on"
"The Doctors getting some weird signal..wheres it coming from Doctor?"
"Earth..England..wales?" He says looking at it closer.
"Did he just say wales?" Lara says.
"Ye..why"
"Me and Jack will be round in a bit" Lara hangs up.
"Erm ok.."

"What ws all that about?" The Doctor asks.
Kate shrugs

Later on Jack and Lara arrived at the tardis. Lara explained what was on the news to all of them.
"So the signal must be connected? Same area.." Kate says.
"Exactly..we should go investigate" Lara says.
"Right" The Doctor jolts up "Ive got a plan.
"Oh god.." Kate rolls her eyes.
"Lara should go interviewing the pupils parents, that way we can get any background information etc."
"Will do" She says.
"Ill go undercover as a new teacher, there employing at the moment so I should get in no problem.."
"What about me and Kate" Jack says.
"Jack..you can go undercover as the..cleaner"
"A cleaner?"
"Yes a cleaner"
"Why cant I be a teacher! Why do I have to be a bloody cleaner!"
"Because..what I say goes and Kate..you might have to do me a big favour.." The Doctor says.

"Kate..could you go undercover as a student?"
"Do I look like a fucking student?"
"Why do you always have to swear" The Doctor says.
"I dunno.."
"Anyway of course you dont look like a student..yet what if we changed you..turned back time well not time exactly just time for you"
"What?"
"Turn you back to 16, you would still recognise me and everything..just act a bit different
"Do I look stupid?"
"Well..no.."
"Get Lara to do it!"
"Shes pregnant" Jack buts in.
"Shut up you..Doctor im not going back to six fucking teen!"
"Please..we need you to do this"
"Right ok! But I swear if anything happens im gunna serously harm you!" But before Kate could carry on nagging..
"Oh my god youve just done it havnt you!" Kate shouts.
The Doctor grins and puts his screwdriver back in his pocket.
"I swear..at times I could kill you"
"Aww Kates a little baby again" Lara laughs.
"Haha! I can hit you, you cant hit me cause ill just ring childline" Kate smiles.
"Shut up"
"Fucking hell I feel..really really horny" Kate says checking herself out.
The Doctor raises an eyebrow "Right anyway Kate you ready?"
"Not really"
"Good" He smiles and pulls the leaver to the tardis


(ok dunno wat 2 put some ill put some random shit"


They all land at the school
"Jack wear this"The Doctor says handing him blue overalls
"Doctor...i am not being a cleaner"He said holding them
"Jack, you have to"
"Why cant i be a P.E teacher?"
The Doctor sighs
"Alright, fine, be whatever you want"He said chucking the overalls away
"Lets go then"Kate says
"See you guys later"Lara says sipping her drink
"Lara, you gotta go to work"The Doctor said
"What parents are gonna be around at 9am?"
"You are supposed to get the contact numbers babe"Jack smiles
"Oh right, sorry, its this pregnancy"She said getting up
"Any excuse"Kate sighs
"Shut up"Lara clips her round the ear
"Ow! Im phoning childline!"
"Pack it in you two"The Doctor said changing into some teacher clothing
"I cant wait to teach the girls and guys"Jack said rubbing his hands together
"Ewww..pedo"Kate said nudging him
"No, not them young ones, the 6th form ones now they usually have hunky guys and topless babes"Jack smirked
Lara looked at him
"But who would want that"He shrugged and laughed
"Right people, if anything happens, you've all got your phones on you havent you?"
"Well me and Lara have our ear peices"Jack said
"We dont care about your fancy shit Jack"Kate said
"Someones on ther period"Lara rolled her eyes
"No i am not!"Kate said
"Right lets go"The Doctor said walking out the door
"This is stupid.." Kate says.
"Oh what you nagging on about now!" The Doctor turns around.
"Nothing! Fucking hell your not a teacher yet no need shout" Kate says.
He sighs "Right, Kate youve got to go to form"
"Wheres that"
"I dont know! Just..find it"
"Whatever" Kate walks off
"Come on Jack" The Doctor pulls him away from some hunky six former walking past.

"How the fuck am I supposed to get the numbers.." Lara sits at a table messing with her pencil.
She then looks to the side of her and sees a list of contact numbers.
"Oh.." She then started dialing a number.

Kate walks down a corrider not having a clue where shes goin. A women stops in front of her with glasses and blonde hair tied up in a bun.
"You must be the new girl..Kate?" She says removing her glasses.
"Er..ye"
"Yes?"
"Miss.." She sighs "Why did I do this.." She muttered under her breath.

"Right.." The Doctor leans on the desk "Physics..physics..physics.." He sighs "Anyone know anything about physics?" He asks.
All the pupils just stare at him. "First years.." He sighs, hopefully Jack was having better luck.

"Its basketball not football! Dont kick the ball!" Jack sighs..

The day progressed on and no one was getting anywhere it soon came to dinner.
Kate stormed in The doctors classroom "Serously I cant do this no longer" Kate shoves her bag down.
"Why?" He looks up
"Right all the teachers do is give you sheets to copy out not learning anything basically and the kids are all bloody swats and dont know how to have a laugh and the canteen food! Oh dont get me started" She takes a big breath.
"Nice day then" He smiles.
"Fucking marvolous..you got anything?"
"Absolutly nothing.." He yawns and looks down at Kate's skirt.
"Have you got a new skirt?"
"No.."
"Just looks shorter" He says.
"Shouldnt be looking anyway im your student" She smiles.
"Your still my wife" He says.
"So its against the rules" She smiles
He raises an eyebrow "So your saying, for as long as were on this mission your not going to let me shag you?"
"Exactly" She smiles
"Right ok then" Jack then walks in.
Kate and The Doctor both look down "Male showers?" They ask.
"You guessed it" He smiles "you guys got anything"
"Not really..you?" The Doctor says.
"No..but I rang Lara, she says that she rang up alot of the parents, apperently one girls form teacher just disapeared one day so its not just the pupils..and the headmistress apperently is a bit..strange.."
"Strange?"
"Crazy.."
"Oh im not doing this anymore" Kate says.
"Kate!" The doctor shouts "Its only been like a day!"
"Im not on about sex you fucking dope this fucking crazy headmistress"
"Swearing.." The Doctor says
"Fuck off"
"Are you sure Lara's alright in the tardis on her own?" Jack asks
"No one can get in Jack..she'll be fine" The Doctor says.

Meanwhile..
"And youve never seen your son since?" Lara asks on the phone.
"Right..were doing everything we can to help you out"
"No problem.." Lara hangs up and then gasps as she is grabbed from behind.

"Right tonight when the school closes meet up outside the kitchens, looks like were gunna have to investigate.." The Doctor says leaning back on his desk.
The bell then goes for end of dinner.
"You made any friends yet?" The doctor smiles to Kate.
"Fuck off" She walks off.
"Sexual fustration.." He sniffs "She wont last.."
Jack rolls his eyes and walks off.

So the day went on and everything went normal..they all made there way to the kitchens.
"Can you smell that?" Jack asks.
"Ye it smells..strange" The doctor says sniffing.
"Tell you what is strange sleeping with a fucking alien thats strange" Kate moans.
The Doctor looks at her.
"I cant be arsed with this im going off to see Lara" Kate walks off

"Lara!" Kate shouts walking into the tardis
No answer..
"Lara its me Kate!" She then looks down at scattered papers across the floor where she was sitting.
"Shit.." She then gets grabbed from behind.

"Aha!" The Doctor runs towards a wall.
"Its a wall" Jack sighs.
"Not just any ordinary wall" He runs his sonic screwdriver around it, a door opens "A magic wall" He makes his way through and stands there.
Jack walks in with him "Bloody hell"
They both looked around them as body parts were scattered across the room, hearts, lungs, brains you name it..

"Im hungry" Kate says strapped to a chair.
Two guards stare at both Kate and Lara.
"Where the fuck are we!" Lara shouts.
"Any chance of a biscuit?" Kate says.
"Kate shut up!" Lara says.
"Wheres The Doctor when you need him.."
"Why hes not exacty gunna have biscuits on him"
"No I just need a good shag" She leans her head back.
A women then walks in.
"Thats the headmistress" Kate whispers.
"Great" Lara rolls her eyes.

"What do we do.." Jack says.
"Well now we know that somethings going on.." He closes the door.

"I know you were up to something as soon as you came to school Kate.." The headmistress says.
"Whatever"
"Your not even 16" She pulls out a gun type thing and points it at her, she presses the trigger she turns back into her real age.
"Ow..someone loosen these straps" Kate says.
"How silly.." She laughs "Throw them in the cells" She walks off.

They get took into the cells.
"This is your fault" Lara says.
"How is it my fault!"
"I dunno..Jack aint here, I normally blame him"
"Im fucking starving!" Kate shouts.
"Right were trapped in a cell about to die and all you can think about is food!"
"Well..alright ill think about sex then"
"No...oh forget it" Lara throws a stone at the wall.

Jack tries ringing Lara.
"Why is it going straight to voicemail.." He mutters.
"What?" The Doctor turns around.
"Just tried ringing Lara..its going straight to voicemail, il try Kate"
They wait..
"voicemail.."
The Doctors sonic screwdriver then starts bleeping.
He gets it out
"Were not alone.." He says looking around "And we need to find Kate and Lara..quick" The Doctor races off, Jack follows.
"I spy with my little eye..something beggining with..." Kate looks around "B"
"Bars?"
"Your cheating! You always get it all the time!"
"How can you cheat at I spy!"
"Cause...you just can!"
"You cant!"
"Can!"
"Boo"
"Arghhhh!!!" Kate and Lara run to the back of the cell.
"Jack!!!" Lara shouts "Dont do that"
"Shh" Jack says
"The Doctor with you?" Kate asks.
"Ye, hes just exploring"
"Watch it this place is surrounded by guards" Lara says.
"Right.." The Doctor walks up to the bars on the cell.
"Doctor" Kate says moving to the bars.
"Yes?"
Kate presses her lips up against him. She lets go "I love you" She says.
He smiles at her "Love you too.." He then undoes the bars with his screwdriver
Kate hugs him
"Whats this?" He says.
"Dunno..when things like this happens just reminds me of how much I miss ya" Kate says.
The Doctor smiles "Right..you and Lara go back to the tardis, me and Jack will sort out this ok?" He looks into Kate's eyes.
"You sure?"
He nods
"Be careful though?"
"I will" He smiles.
"Ok..oi dickhead come on" Kate shouts to Lara.
"Why.."
"I dont know The Doctor just said go back to the tardis.."
Jack and The Doctor walk off...

Lara and Kate walk back to the tardis.
"They gunna be alright?" Kate asks.
Laras phone goes off "Ye..there fine Jack's just text me, there on their way back.."
"They make it sound so easy when they go off and do that"
"Some missions they go on arnt that bad like that one, we know whats coming, so we know how to tackle it but some just come by suprise, thats when you need all the help you can get" Lara says.
"Ye.."
"How you doing in torchwood anyway?"
"I dunno..I think im guna fail this unit to be honist" Kate says.
"Dont be so negative you'll be fine"
"Hmm..I dunno"
"Anyway what was up with you earlier..you were being dead romantic with The Doctor..the closest youve ever got to romantic before is pushing him in the bedroom" Lara laughs.
Kate laughs "I dunno..he said something to me a while back about sex shouldnt be just a think we do when were bored..it should mean something...hes right and it makes me think how much I love him and..I dont think he realises how much I love him.."
"Course he does, I get that about Jack sometimes..but then we just make up" Lara laughs
Jack and The Doctor then walk in and look at them both.
"Hiya" They both smile.
"Youve been talking about us havnt you" Jack says.
"No!" They both laugh