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Kim then crawled up to Kate
"Aww she wants to come too"Kate smiled
"Obviously she cant"The Doctor said
Lara yawned, it was starting to get late now. She layed across Jack on the sofa
"Hey dont go sleep"He said nudging her
"Im knackered"
"Dont give her beer"The Doctor said
"Why not?"Kate asked
"Shes a baby"
"I started young so what?"
The Doctor sighed
"Come on.."

They went back to the tardis
"Right lets do it!"Kate said
"Yeah!"The Doctor then runs over to the control panel and gets the bible out
"Lets read!"He said
"Are you kidding?'
"No...i havent read this for ages"He said flicking through it
Kate sighed
(You are a fucking bible basher)
"You thought I meant sex didnt you" He says.
"Your always fucking reading!"
"Your always having sex!"
"It takes two to have sex you dumbo!"
"I gathered.."
"We aint done it in ages" Kate sighs sitting on the sofa.
"So.."
"You tease though! I was sat on your knee in Lara's and you were purposly bouncing up and down and getting a hard on just to tease me!"
He sniggers.
"See why do you never get horny!"
"I can control my hormones thats why.." He lowers his glasses down "You should lower yours down a bit you know"
"Your doing it again!"
"What"
"That thing with the glasses! You know I like you doing that" She walks off to the kitchen getting a cup down from the shelf.
He walks in and stands at the door watching her.
"Stop staring at me and go and read your fucking bible"
"Do you not want sex then?" He takes his glasses off
"No"
"Fine.." He walks up to her and bumps into her from behind.
She turns around and stares at him. The most eveiliest of looks.
"What! It was an accident" He says trying not to smile.
She slams the cup back down on the side and walks off
"Where you going!"
"To bed!" She shouts.
He smiles to himself and puts the kettle on.

In the middle of the night..
Kim starts crying.
"Your turn" Lara murmers.
Jack yawns and stretches "She can cry for England this one" He lifts her out her cot and starts rocking her.
"What do you reckon she'll grow up like.." Lara says.
"A prostitute on drugs and booze if Kate carrys on" Jack laughs.
"Jack! I think she will be a lawyer"
Jack laughs
"What!"
"A lawyer! There pance..im not having my daugher waisting her life like that"
"Whats wrong with a lawyer!"
"Whats right with it.." He slowly places Kim back in her cot.

Kate wakes up and heads in the kitchen for a drink.
The Doctor walks in and sits himself on the counter just in his boxers.
"Its not working.." She sighs running the tap.
"Whats not?"
"Trying to turn me on.."
"Im not trying to im just watching you make a nice cold drink of water" He smiles.
"Suck my dick" She says walking off.
"Suck mine" He grins walking out after her.
"I hate you! You always want sex when I dont! Well guess what.."
"What"
"Im becoming a nun"
The Doctor sighs "You cant be a nun..youve already had sex"
"So.."
"So you have to be a virgin if you want to be a nun"
"Well ill be an unvirginated nun!"
The Doctor laughs and turns the lamp off "Night"

IN the morning, Lara took Kim out in the park for a couple of hours, she was sat down on the bench rocking the pram back and to.(more like rocking herself)
A man comes and sits next to her. He looks at Lara and smiles and then looks forward.
Kim drops her bottle on the floor.
"Oh no.." She goes to bend over to pick it up. The man hands it to her.
"Oh thanks" Lara smiles.
"No problem..shes gorgous" He smiles.
"Ye..she is"
"Im Brendan by the way, Brendan Block. Ive noticed you a couple of times, I work a couple of offices down from you in Torchwood?"
"Oh ye ive heard of you, i'm Lara" She smiles.

Kate sat in the front room reading the bible..well tried.
"Doctor! What does this mean" She points at a word, he walks over.
The Doctor laughs "Sacrifice? You dont know what sacrifice means?"
Kate stares at him blankly.
He takes the bible off her and puts it on the floor.
"Lets go to bed" He smiles.
"Im a nun now!"
"God sake.."
"You just used the gods name in vien" Kate laughs.

"So you fancy grabbing a coffee?" Brendan asks.
"Erm..ill have a coffee sure but I am taken.." Lara says.
"Oh sorry..I didnt know"
"Its fine..erm you still offering for that coffee though im parched" Lara says.
"Ye sure.." He smiles.
So they catch up while having a coffee.
"Right well..ive got to get off, thanks for the coffee" Lara says standing up.
"No problem..maybe see you again?"
"Erm maybe.."
Lara didnt want to seem so keen, he seemed a nice bloke but as a friend..it seemed like he was seeing it another view.

"Right.." Kate stands up and looks at The Doctor. "Fuck the nun act I want sex now!!!!!!!" She screams.
"Say please.." He says looking up.
"Please.."
"Well..I suppose.."
Kate walks up to him and pushes him against the wall, pressing up against him.
"Ye..that could work.." He kisses her.

Meanwhile..
"Lara..summers.." Brendan types in the name on his laptop on a database.
"Kid with..Jack?! Must be who shes with then..not for long though" He smiles.
(HAHA nah nah nah nah)

Lara walks into the flat, Jack walks up to her and kisses her on the cheek "Hey..and hows my special little girl" He smiles down at Kim.
Lara smiles and sits down "Im pooped" She says
"Do anything nice?" Jack asks picking Kim up and sitting down beside her.
"Went to park..do you know someone called Brendan who works near me"
"Brendan Block?"
"Ye thats the one"
"Ye..bit dodgy he is"
"How?"
"He just looks the type..he's great ye but theres a mystery towards why he left his other work.."
"Oh.."
"Why?"
"Just saw him in the park..got talking to him and that went for a coffee"
"You went for a coffee with him?"
"Yes..and it was only for a chat, he is actually a nice bloke"
"Ye a nice bloke that wants to get into ya knickers!"
"Dont be daft..ive told him im with you"
"Lara you cant just invite strangers for a coffee"
"He invited me"
"God sake.."
"Nothings going on!"
"Why else would you have coffee"
"Oh dont start this..it was different when you kissed Kate!"
"Dont bring that into this"
"Why not! It was a coffee..you cant stop me from having male friends"
Jack sighs "Your right..just be careful he's not right.." Jack says rocking Kim.

"Again" Kate says pouncing on him.
"Are you real?"
"No im Kate" She smiles. "You smell like..cocoa pops" Kate says.
"Erm thanks?" He looks down "Are you gunna get off yet cause your really hurting my dick" He says.
"Sorry" She lifts herself up.

"Oh shit!" Lara says
"What"
"Im supposed to be taking Kate to work with me today..I need do that essay with her"
"Well ill stay here and look after Kim, you go now"
"Oh thanks, I wont be long cant believe I forgot" Lara rushes out and rings Kate.

"What do you want?" Kate answers.
"You need do that essay with me today you pilchard get your arse down to Torchwood now" Lara hangs up.
"That was..short and sweet" Kate hangs up.
"What?"
"I need do an essay with Lara..oh joy"

Later on..
"You write slow!" Lara says.
"Fuck off im thinking"
"Youve been thinking for the past hour.."
"Help me then!"
"Im not supposed to, im only spectating"
"I cant do this" Kate rests her head on the desk.
Then theres a knock on the door.
"Come in! Please be Jack.." She mutters.
Brendan then walks through "Hey.." He looks at Kate and around him "Sorry bad time?"
Kate pops her head up and looks at him "Ooo hello" She says.
Brendan smiles "Erm..you busy?"
"What rank are you" She asks.
"Assistant examaner why"
"Oh thank god ill leave you with her" Lara walks out and closes the door behind her.
"Lara!!" Kate shouts.
"Erm..what are you supposed to be doing?"
Kate shrugs "Are you scottish"
"Yes I am.."
"Cool.." Kate looks him up and down and smiles.
"Well..get started then" He says putting his feet up.

Lara sits in the canteen drinking her coffee when Kate wlaks towards her.
"Woo ive done it"
"Finally" She chucks her coffee in the bin. "Lets have a look"
Lara reads over it
"Great..you should pass"
"Woo, see ya later" Kate walks off.
Lara sighs and looks up as Brendan sits nxt to her.
"Hey.." She smiles "Sorry for landing you in it, she'll listen to you"
"Its fine" He smiles