I have chocolate stuck in my teeth

"God im knackered"The Doctor sighed
"Oh shut up, at least you dont have another human being inside you"Lara said
"Can i borrow that book from Jack?"Kate asked
"No! Dont let her have it. Ill have to regenerate if i have any more of this"The Doctor said sitting up
"Ill have to see, he may even want it for himself"Lara winked
"That is not funny"The Doctor said
"Hes done that to ya hasnt he?"Lara said looking at him
"Done what?"
"Bum sex"Lara laughed
"No he hasnt"
"Yes he has"
"Oh my god has he?"Kate asked
"He told me last night, they were travelling alone, together, in here, and basically Jack got that book and so on"Lara said
"Oh my god you gay!"
"Im not a gay, god hates gays"The Doctor says
"Fuck sake shut up!"Kate says

Jack then walks in
"I heard arguing...was it about me?"He said walking proudly
"Yes"Kate said
"It was about you and the doctor"Lara laughed
"Oh yeah, that was good"Jack smiled
"No it wasnt, we didnt even do it!"The Doctor shouted
"Oh you're in denial"Jack said kissing Lara
"Hey hey! No kissing in here apart from us!"Kate said getting in between them both
"Careful of my stomach Kate"Lara said
"Oh yeah, that reminds me, we gotta go Doctors and tell Torchwood aboutt his"Jack said
"Oh joy"Lara sighed
"Come on, we gotta see how far you're gone"He said taking her hand
"Im gonna read"The Doctor said picking up his bible again
"Fuck sake, can i come with you guys?"Kate asked
"No"Lara smiled
"Please!! I cant sit here watching him read the bible" KAte grabs hold of her.
"Kate..ill give you a ring later" They both walk out the tardis.

The Doctor goes to get the bible out. Kate grabs it off him "Dont! Even bother.." She chucks it
The Doctor sighs "Were not shagging again" He says.
"Can we go shopping?"
"Why?"
"Erm..for something to do"
"Theres a catch.." He squints his eyes at her.
"Theres not! Come on" She drags him out.

Lara and Jack are sitting in the waiting room
"You look tense.." Jack says hugging her.
"Im fine..just scared"
"Of what?"
"Well I lost the last baby..I just dont wanna lose this one.."
"Dont worry you wont.." He kisses her lightly on the head.
"Lara Summers?" The nurse calls.
"Want me come with you?" Jack asks.
"Ye.." Lara holds his hand as they walk in.

"That" Kate shoves it in the trolley
"Thats like the 10th chocolate bar youve put in!" The Doctor shouts.
"So!"
They walk along the aisles "Doctor?"
"What"
"Have you ever done it in a supermarket"
"Erm..cant say I have Kate and no were not you can wait"
"I wasnt-"
"Yes you were.."
Katie pulls a face and shoves some condoms in the trolly.

KATE SHAGS JACK OVER A ASDA FREEZER

Lara holds Jack's hand as she lies down.
"Well..no problems here 2 months gone and your babys fine" The nurse smiles.
Lara sits herself up and leaves with Jack.
"See that wernt so bad" Jack holds her.
"Ye.." Lara smiles.

"Why do you always buy about 100 condoms every day" The Doctor turns round to her as he puts stuff on the belt.
"I dunno..something to do"
"Something to spend money on, Kate we cant keep waisting money"
"Why! Youve got it so spend it"
"Exactly you always spend it on stuff you want! What about me, its my money"
"Cause you spend it on bread..jam..bread..AND MORE FUCKING JAM!!"
"Theres nothing wrong with Jam!"
"Its horrible its all pink and sticky!"
"Right thats enough!"
"Its fucking jam doctor! Get a grip!"
The Doctor drops the stuff and walks out.
Kate stands there staring at the stuff on the floor, everyone looks at her.
"Oh shut up" She puts the stuff through the belt.

The Doctor walks down the street and bumps into Jack and Lara.
"Wheres Kate?" Jack asks.
"Ive left her in netto (lmao)"
"Why?"
"She was stressing me out, im going for a nice long bath" He walks off.
Kate then comes out of the shop with bags everywhere
"Doctor! Get your arse here now!!" Kate shouts.
He carrys on walking.
"Fucking prick! Never ask me for anything again!!" She screams
"Dont worry I wont!" He shouts and walks into the tardis.
"Serously..if he wasnt so clever" Kate mutters.
"You two arguing again?"
"Over fucking jam!! jam!!" She screams and walks off.

"Right.." Jack says.
"Ill give them an hour.." Lara says.
"Half an hour.." Jack says.
"Probably right.." They both walk off.

"Would like some help you know!!" Kate shouts as all the cereal falls on her
"Im busy!!"
"You shouldnt be so fucking lanky then, these cupboards are too high..lanky twat.." She mutters
"What?" He peers round.
"Nothing darling" She smiles.
She picks up the jam from the bag and drops it on the floor dilbrelty.
"Oh no!!" She shouts.
"What" He comes in and looks down "You didnt.." He glares at her.
"It was an accident!"
"Oh thats it now" He grabs the condoms and stamps all over them.
"You fucking prick!!" She grabs the marmalade out the bag
"No!! Not that! Anything but that!"