Mmmmm soothers

"Lara, you know i would never do that"Jack says kissing her shoulder
"I just over reacted, im sorry, its just all my hormones still"Lara sighed
"Its fine, i just get even more randier when i drink"He smirks
"Why did you drink then?"Lara said turning round to Jack
"I just felt like it"He laughed
Kim then started crying
"Oh great"Lara sighed
She picked her up and rocked her
"Maybe shes hungry"Jack said
"I know what you want and no you're not seeing it"Lara said
Jack walked into the bathroom to havea piss (like wee need to know...lol)
Kim started calming down again and smiled at Lara
"Oh you're smiling now. Thats quick for a 9 month old"Lara said
Kim smiled more and started mumbling words
"Mememememamamamamama"She said
Lara was shocked, this was clearly too good to be true. Babys usually didnt start talking until about a year old.
"Mummy"Kim finally said
"OH MY GOD JACK!"Lara shouted
Jack ran in the room with his dick hanging out of his trousers
"What!!!!"
"Kim just spoke!"
"Did she? Hang on...thats a bit early"
"Mmemememememe mummy"Kim said again
Jack smiled
"Wow! Shes learning fast"
"At least mummy was her first word"Lara said poking her tongue out
"Say daddy"Jack said leaning over Laras shoulder "Dad-day"He said
Kim looked at him confused
"Dadd.....dy"
"Daaa...Jack"Kim said
"Oh wow!"Lara smiled
"No dont praise her! Shes meant to say daddy!"Jack said "Dad-dy!"
"daaaa......Jack dy"
"Oh for.."Jack walked off to the toilets again



Couple months down the line
"Im bored"Katie said "Lets go teach Kim some new words"She said getting up
"Lets teach her to have faith"The Doctor said reading his bible
"Oh fuck off"Katie walked out

Lara was busy trying to get Kim to walk on her own. The door then went. She placed Kim on a chair and opened the door.
"Hiya Kate"
"Hiya, just came round to see how you and Kim are"
"We're fine, shes just.."Lara went to look at the sofa where she was and found she wasnt there
"Well she was on the sofa"Lara said looking around
"Mummmy!"Kim called from the kitchen
"How the hell..."
Lara wlaked in to find Kim reaching for some cookies
"When did she learn that?"Katie asked
"Just now"Lara laughed "You clever girl Kim, but no cookies"Lara said picking her up
"Wheres Jack?"
Lara frowned
"Hes at work, trying to get the big bosses off his back"She said sitting down
"Why?'
"Cause they know hes got a child now, they want to dismiss him, and take Kim away from us"
"Fucking hell really?"
"Fuuuu"Kim starting repeating
Lara covered her mouth
"Sorry"Katie said
"She learns quick, thats why they want her, and cause shes a part of torchwood now, they want her as a type of project. Cause me and Jack are both time agents, we have didnt cells to normal humans and it makes Kim advance very quickly. And they want to study her and also keep her out of the public eye"She said bouncing Kim on her lap
"Wow, i didnt know that"
"We didnt, until yesterday"
"So whats gonna happen?"
"Jacks going to appeal today hopefully things will go smoothly"

Back at the Tardis
"Oooo Noahs ark"The Doctor said reading on
Then..
6 guys burst through his door
"Hands up now!"They shouted
He fell off the chair and stood back up with his hands above his head
"Im not armed! "He said
They lead him out the tardis

"Urgh..I need a shag" Kate sits down.
"Shaa" Kim says.
"Shit sorry" Kate says.
"Shiit" Kim laughs.
"Oh sh-" Lara covers Kate's mouth
"Thats enough.." She says.
Kate sighs and stands up "Oh well..suppose I better get back to bruce almighty"
"Ok..wish Jack would hurry up he's been ages" Lara looks at her watch wile holding Kim.
"He'll be fine..see you later" Kate opens the front door and stops as she is faced by 6 armed men.
"It was her!" Kate points to Lara.
"It was not!"
Two men grab Kate and two men grab Lara, one grabbing the baby they get lead out the house.

( arghh i duno wot uve got planned or ewt lol)