Timelord science

"oo"Lara said clutching her stomach
"What?"Jack turned round
"She only wants attention"Kate rolled her eyes
"No, im fucking well-argh"
Jack holds her stomach and felt a little kick
He smiled
"Our baby....its kicking"He smiled
"Fucking hard kick though"Lara said
"Ooo i wanna feel"Kate said going over placing her hand on her stomach
It then gave another little kick
"Thats weird"Kate said walking off
"Can i feel?"The Doctor asked
"Sure you can"Lara smiled
The Doctor placed his hand slowly on her stomach and felt a punch
"Now that one hurt"Lara said
"Wow, ive never felt that before"The Doctor said smiling
"Its weird"Lara smiled
"We've got to get another scan for you babe, cause its started doing that"Jack said hugging her
"Yeah, we'll be able to find out the sex of it soon"Lara said
"Mmmmm sex"Jack mumbled
Jack then turned around and hugged the doctor
"Im so happy"He said hugging him
"Good for you Jack"The doctor said patting his back.
He then realised Jack was rubbing himself against him
He pushed him away
"Jack! You always do that!"
"Come on, a bit longer then ill be done"
"Thats disgusting"Kate said eating an apple
"I will fuck you sometime Doctor"Jack smirked "One day, i will"
"You can try your best Jack, but you wont. And no using Torchwood gadgets on me"The Doctor said walking off
"Ill make an appointment tommorow morn"Lara said
"Good, i cant wait!"Jack said lifting her up

"Im bored"Kate said chucking an apple at the doctor
"Hey!"The Doctor said rubbing his head


In the morn, Lara made the appointment and phoned up jack
"But im working tommorow"He said
"If i dont get it done tommorow, we'll never know what it is until its born"Lara said
"But i want to be there with you"
"Well take the day off"Lara said
"I cant, we've got a few disturbances"Jack sighed
"Look, ill go with Kate, and as soon as i know ill phone you ok?"
"Sure"


So the next day..
"Do i have to?"Kate sighed
"Please kate, you're gonna be its babysitter after all"
"Alright"She sighed again

So they made their way to the hospital
Lara laid down on the bed with Kate next to her. The nurse placed some gel on Laras swollen stomach and ran the scanner over it
"So how long have you two been together then?"The Nurse asked
"Me and Kate arent together"Lara laughed
"Oh im sorry"She smiled "Oh look.."
They all looked at the montior and could see a small object moving around
"Wow"Kate said
The Nurse looked closer
"Well im pleased to tell you..-"



"ITS A GIRL!"Jack screamed running around torchwood!
"Yes we know jack"Gwen sighed
"Im gonna have a daughter!!!!"He shouted
"Congrats"Ianto said walking up to him
"Thanks"Jack said kissing him
"Hopefully she will be as beautiful as you Jack"Ianto continued
Jack smiled

"Wow a girl!"The Doctor said running around
"She is so gonna be my accomplise"Kate smiled
"No shes not"Lara said "Ill teachher to stay away from people like you"
"Fuck off, im gunna teach it to do everything a girl should do" Kate smiles.
Lara rolls her eyes.
Jack then comes bursting through the girl, he picks Lara up and spins her around.
"Its a girl!" He shouts.
"Oh fucking hell..can we go out" Kate says.
"No..this is a happy moment" The Doctor smiles.
"Your are defintly gay..just go and bum Jack and get it over with" Kate says.
"Im not gay! Why does everyone think that"
"Oh no this is a happy moment" Kate says mocking him.
The doctor sighs "You know im not gay"
"You could be bi"

"Lets leave these too it" Lara laughs.
"Good idea" Jack says.
They get home and cuddle up on the sofa.

"Doctor! Why is this tardis so boring!" Kate shouts.
"Im right next to you theres no need to shout!" He shouts back.
"Shut up you queer" Kate says.
"Oh im going bed" He walks off.
"Oi wait for me!" Kate chases after him.

"Ow!" Lara leans forward.
"You alright?" Jack sits up.
"Fine..just another kick" She says.
"You sure your alright?"
Bla bla bla Lara's waters break (I dunno what happens)

"Rawr!" Kate shouts.
"Kate! Im trying to sleep!"
"Its 9 pm.."
"So"
Kate sighs and looks as her phone goes off.
"Oh what does he want...hello?"
"Kate come quick Lara's waters have broken" Jack says.
"What! Stop lying"
"Im serously not lying.."
"How!"
"I dont know just get here quick"

"Fucking get someone!!" Lara shouts.
"Im trying!"
"Your not trying fucking hard enough! Im not supposed to be due for another few months anyway!!"
"Well..look I dont know what to do!"
"Oh!!" She shouts.

"Whats up?" The Doctor says.
"Oh Jack's saying Lara's waters have broken which is impossible seen as its only a few months into the pregnancy..oh well better go see what she wants better than being here with your grumpy arse" She stands up.
"What if her waters have actaully broken Kate.." The doctor sits up "It can happen"
"Whatever, you coming or not?"
"Might aswell.." He sighs.

Lara squeezes Jacks hand.
"Jack!"
"Just hang on"

Kate then stops at the door "Fucking hell her waters really have broken" Kate gasps.
"Duh!" Lara shouts "Well just dont stand there!"
"Well I dont know what to do do I! Havnt you got some nurse at torchwood or something" Kate says.
"Ye but shes not picking up.."
"I did a course on delivering a baby once when I was training to be a nurse at college..."
"Well help then!" Jack shouts.
"I quit cause I couldnt be arsed.."
"Oh that helps" The Doctor sighs.
"Shes answered!" Jack explains to the nurse that Lara's in labour.

"She'll be round in a sec" He hangs up
"Goddd!!" Lara screams.
"Come on just a bit longer" Jack holds her hand
"Aww isnt this sweet" Kate says.
The Doctor looks at her strangly.

The nurse arrives and a good few minutes later the baby is delivered.
Lara sighs and holds the baby in her hands "She's beautiful" She says playing with its little hands.
Jack smiles "What we calling her then?"
"Kimberly?" Lara suggests
"Brilliant" He smiles and kisses Lara.

The Doctor looks at Kate.
"Are you crying?"
"No!" She hits him.
He holds her from behind "Come here" He smiles kissing her on her head
(stop being so fucking soppy)

Lara then passed then baby to Jack. His eyes lit up.
"You're daddys little girl arent you?"
She opened her big blue eyes and looked at him
He then leaned it and kissed her on her forehead

"You are so crying"Kate said looking at him
"Shut up"He said wiping the tears away

"Shes as beautiful as you"Jack looks up up Lara
Just as he did that, baby Kim clutched his finger with her little hand
"Aww"Kate said
"You're gonna cry now"The Doctor said nudging her
"Fuck off"Kate then pushed him and he fell over

"So whats her full name?"Kate asks sitting by Lara
"Kimberly Harkness"Lara said looking up at Jack
Jack looked at Lara
"Seriously?"He asked
"Yes"She nodded
"Can i hold it?"Kate asked
"Her...can you hold her"Lara said
"Yeah, whatever"Kate said
"Have you held a baby before?"Jack asked
"No"Kate said
"I dont trust you"Lara laughed
"Shut up bucket fanny"
"Fuck off"Lara said as she hit Kate around the ear
"Doctor.."Jack stood up with the baby
"Yes?"
"Would you like to hold her?"Jack asked
"Hey i asked first!"Kate said
"Well..i..er.."The Doctor said scratching his head
"Come on"Jack said
"Alright"

Jack handed her over to the Doctor
The Doctor looked quite uneasy about it.
He took one of her little hands
"You are cute arent you?"The Doctor smiled
"Yes i am"Kate laughed
"Shes got her dads looks"Jack said stanidng by the side of the Doctor
"Oi!"Lara said
"And probably Laras attitude"Jack smiled
He then felt the Doctors bum
"Jack!"The Doctor said turning around with the baby
"Its a nice ass"Jack smirked
"Dont do that whilst im holding your baby"
"Why not?"
"Cause i cant do anything about it"
Jack laughed
"Excatly"
"Here"The Doctor said handing her to kate
Kate held her in her arms
"God shes got big eyes"Kate said
The baby then yawned
Kate then yawned
"Im tired"She said
Lara then yawned
"Me too"
Jack and the Doctor then yawned
"This is contagious"Kate said
(everytime i look at the word yawn, i yawn lmao"

"I need some sleep now"Lara said
"Want me to carry you to bed?"Jack asked
"Yes, but no sex, ive just given birth"She laughed
Jack then picked her up in his big strong arms and took her in
"Youre gonna be my partner in crime"Kate said talking to the baby
"Kate.."The Doctor said
"What?"
"Stop brainwashing the 5 mins old baby"
"Im not!"
Jack then walked back out
"You guys staying here?"
"Ill go back to the Tardis"The Doctor said "Got some work to do"
"Ill look after the baby"Kate said "I quite like brainwashing it"She smirked
"Kate!"The Doctor said
"What!"
"Nevermind...ill meet you back in the tardis"He said walking out
Jack sat by Kate on the sofa
"You've done well Jack"Kate said
"I'd never thought about having kids til i met her"Jack said smiling at the baby
"Shes gorgeous"Kate said smiling
"Me and Lara discussed it and thought, if you want to, be an adopted aunty sort of thing"Jack said
"Really?"Kate asked
"Yeah, you and the Doctor, some sort of aunty uncle thing"
"Defo"Kate said hugging Jack
The baby then started crying
Lara stumbled in the room"
"She wants food"Lara said sitting by Jack"Pass her here"
"Oh my god, please dont tell me you're gonna do the obvious"Kate said passing Kim to Jack
"What?"
"Like...breastfeeding"
"ooo " Jack said passing the baby to Lara
"Course i am, its natural"
"Ooooo"Jack said staring at Laras boobs
"Not in front of me it isnt!"
"Well get used to it!"Lara said pulling her top down
"OOOOOOOOOOOO"Jack said louder
"Im going"Kate said covering her eyes
Lara then adjusted herself
"I like this"
"Jack shut up"Lara said

"Doctor!!" Kate shouts walking into the tardis.
"What" He walks to her.
"Whats up with your face"
"Nothing.." He sits down.
Kate sits beside him "Aww isnt Lara's baby cute"
"Dont get any ideas" He says looking at her.
"Im not fucking hell! Im just trying to have a conversation!"
"Ok..im just saying.."
"This is what its about in it..you think im gunna want a baby aint ya, well im not ok?"
"Mm.."
"Oh I hate you at times!" She stands up
"What now!"
"Your being dead funny!"
"Well go then!"
Kate looks at him
"No I didnt mean that" He stands up.
"Fuck off" She walks out.

Lara wakes as the baby crys.
She sits up, Jack opens his eyes.
"God sake.." She sighs and sits on the edge of the bed.
"Got to get used to this" He smiles.
"Shut up..dont think im doing all the work" She picks up Kim and holds her.
Then theres a knock at door.
"Ill get it" Jack sighs and walks to the door, Katie storms in.
"Kate! Do you know what time it is!"
"No and I dont care" She sits on the sofa crossing her arms.
"Another tiffy with The Doctor?"
"Hes being a pillock and I dont know why.."
"Hes always like that"
"He told me to get out.."
"Ah..why?"
"I dunno!"
"You must of done something"
"Right just got her off to sleep so be quite.." Lara says. and looks at Kate
"Whats up with you"
"Her and The Doctor..another fall out" Jack says.
Lara sighs "Kate you cant keep coming here in the middle of the night when you and The doctor fall out..especially with the baby"
"Well where else do you want me to go!"
"Just sort it out, dont run away from it all the time" Jack says.
Lara sighs.. "Look now your here you might aswell stay..ill ring the Doctor and tell him your here..he'll probably we worried"
"No he wont.."
Lara walks off and rings The Doctor.
"I dont know why hes being like this..hes been like this alot lately..he keeps thinking that I want a baby! But I dont yet, weve talked about this time and time again and hes so negative about it!"
"Well...it might not be about babys.." Jack says.
"What you mean? What else can it be Jack"
"He might be..ill?"
"I havnt give him aids Jack"
"No! I mean..I dunno, im just suggesting..why dont you go back"
"He told me to go why would I go back"

The Doctor lies in bed looking up at the cieling, he looks at his phone ring..he ignores it.

"Hes not answering"Lara said trying to phone him again
"Look ill go speak to him"Jack said putting his coat on
"And dont try and have sex with him Jack, even if he is confused"Lara said
He smiled
"I know that smile"Lara said
"Look...ill try and stop myself, but dont blame me if my dick has first choice"He then walked in to where Kimberly was and gave her a quick kiss on the forehead
"See you in a min"He said walking out

"Fucking men"Kate sighed
"Yes i do like fucking men"Lara said
"Shut up.."


Jack walked into the tardis
"Doctor?"He called
His voice echoed around the room
"Doctor?"
"Go away Jack"The Doctor said covering his face with a pillow
Jack opened the bedroom door
"Come on, whats wrong now?"
"Its nothing Jack, leave me alone, i...just need to calm down"He sighed
"I just dont understand why you told Kate to leave, that isnt fair"He said "Come on, come back to mine and talk to her, hold the baby for a bit"
"I dont wanna hold the baby"He said muttering under the pillow
"Well talk to your wife"
"Jack"He began as he sat up taking the pillow off of his face "I dont need your advice, i know shes my damn wife, let us sort it out. We dont need you!"He shouted
Jack looked shocked
The Doctor sighed
"Im sorry, i just feel pressured at the moment"He said lying back down "I just...i dunno"
Jack laid beside him
"Im not sure what i want Jack. Yes i want to be married to Kate but i dont think i want anymore kids"
Jack looked at him
"Anymore kids?"
"Yeah"He said looking at Jack
"Since when did you have a kid?"
He looked back up at the ceiling
"Shes 13 years old. Called Oliva. I had this companion, and it should of never of happened, but we got closer and closer, and we found out she was pregnant. She refused to abort it, so i dropped her back home and just....forgot.."
"Doctor.."
"I know its a terrible thing to do, but i cant make up my mind sometimes."He said looking at Jack "Im not sure if i want kids with Kate"
"Well tell her that"
"What if she wants kids though"
"Doctor...if she loves you, she will understand"Jack said
The Doctor looked back up
"If you dont want kids, you have to make sure she understands and that history doesnt repeat itself"Jack continued
"I know....i know"
"So?"
"What?"
"Are you gonna talk things over?"
"Give it a few days, i just need some space"The Doctor said
"Alright, shes at ours by the way"Jack said sitting up
"Ok"
Jack then leaned over and kissed The Doctor passionatly on the lips. Unusal as it was, The Doctor kissed him back. Jack got rougher and rougher with his kissing and his hand slowly made its way to the Doctors croutch.
The Doctor jumped as Jack touched it.
"Ok stop.."The Doctor said pulling away "You just had to get me when i was vunerable didnt you?"
Jack smiled "Someone enjoyed it though"He said looking down at The Doctors groin
The Doctor covered it up
"Go back to your daughter!"
Jack got up with a massive hard on
"I really dont understand you sometimes"The Doctor said
"I dont understand myself at times either"Jack smiled as he walked out of the bedroom