Friday, 20 June 2008

NEW IDEA!

(new idea biatch, since i cant get online on msn anymore ill tell you here. We transported 2 a parelle world and our memories get wiped and we forget the doctor and jack and they try and find us. Its 02:15am in the morn so im bored!!!)


"Wonder what they want"Katie said
"We better go"Jack said
"See you later guys"Lara said

They arrived to see everyone rushing about
"Whats the prob?"Jack asked gwen
"Theres a new time rift opening, if its not closed soon anything could come through that"She said
"How can another one open? Thats impossible"Jack said
"We're not sure but we need it closed"Gwen replied

"Alright were is it?"The Doctor asked
"Weres what?"Katie smiled
"You know.."
"No i dont.."
"My you know..."
"No i dont"
"My..."He sighed" "Personal statch of reading material"
"Oh porn?"
"Yes"
"I dunno"
"Katie..."He looked at her
"I havent got it, and why do you want it?"
"Cause 1. i was lonely before you came along, and 2. they are jacks!"
"Really?"
"Yes!!"
"Oh shit...ive burnt them"She said
"Hes gonna go mad at you!"


"Ill track it down and ill stabilize it"Lara said
"Not without me coming with you"Jack said
"Im fine on my own Jack"
"Jack we need you to do some bloods for us"Owen said
Jack paused
"Ianto, tosh go with Lara"
"Jack im fine on my own!"
"No you're not!"
"Im trained! Ive done this sort of thing, why wont you let me do it?!"She shouted
"Cause you mean too much to me!"He shouted back

There was silence..
"Jack.."Owen said
Jack looked at Lara and then walked off
Lara grabbed some gear and headed for the portal

"Just gonna go town"Katie said
"Thanks for helping me clean up"The Doctor said
"No prob"She smiled walking out


Lara drove the jeep down to the centre of cardiff, the signal of the portal was getting closer and closer.

"Right, the bloods are positive, this body was infected with the vampire venom"Jack said looking at the vile
"Great thanks"
Jack walked into the main room
"Wheres Lara?"
"Shes gone to the portal"
"Are you kidding?"
"No"Tosh said
"Fuck sake, where them keys?"
"Heres the other car"Gwen chucked over some keys


Karie walked down the streets to an empty town
"This is weird"
She carried on walking and heard screams. She followed them..

Lara quickly parked up and ran up the stairs to the top of a building where the portal had opened.

Katie walked around the corner to something shining at the top of a building. She looked at the bottom and saw Torchwoods car
"Ooo better go see whats going on"


Lara got to the top level and onto the roof.
She saw the portal getting bigger. She had the stabilizer on her. Then something came through the portal..
"Humans detected!" said an electronic voice
Lara stood back...daleks..
Katie made her way up to the top and saw Lara standing on the roof
"Who are you?"The daleks ask
"Im Torchwood, and im asking you to leave now!"
"You will not stop us"
"I will with this"She said holding up the device
The daleks looked at each other
"Lara!"
Lara turned around
"Katie what the fuck are you doing here?"
"Im coming to help you"Katie said running towards her
Katie then tripped and fell into Lara. Laras hand pushed the device and they fell into the portal
"You idiot!!!!!!"Lara screamed
"Argh!"
"Hold onto me!"Lara said
"Im trying..the pull is too strong"Katie said
"Hold on!!!"Lara screamed as they went through the portal..



Jack sped up to the building with the doctor and saw a massive explosion
"Nooooooo!"Jack shouted and ran up there
As he got up there, there were bits of daleks everywhere and no signs of Lara or Katie
"Where did they go?"Jack said looking around
The Doctor strolled up
"Doc...?"Jack turned round
"They've gone into the portal Jack...they've gone forever.."
"Cant we open the portal?"
"I would of thought the walls have closed"
Jack knelt down crying
"I should of gone!!!!!"He shouted
The doctor knelt beside he and hugged him
"We both should of"



3 years later...

"Katie i want them files done pronto"
"Alright, im working as hard as i can boss"Katie replied sighing at her keyboard
"When do you want your break?"Another secretary asked
"Now.."She laughed
"15 mins"
"Ok Katie said walking off
She walked into the office were the t.v was on. She got her lunch out of her locker and sat down

"Reports say more alien activity is occuring. The start of summer will bring on more life scienctists say"A reporter said "Lets look back at a few clips"He continued
Katie looked up

She saw a alien ship smash into big ben, ghosts roaming streets
"Torchwood say they are on it but who knows?"The reporter said
Katie turned the tele off and continued to eat..

"I want 2 patrols done tonight"
"Ok fine no prob"Lara said
"Its saturday night so be careful, if you need backup then call me"Mark said
"Ill be fine"
Lara placed her feet up on her desk. Life as a security officer was easy. All she had to do is wait to be called out.
She sat at her computer playing games before setting off to do patrols. As she played a game her bleeper went off. She phoned up the number..

"Hello security, you paged?"
"Yeah we have a gentleman down here whos asking for you"
Lara looked puzzled
"Hes also quite verbal"
"Alright ill be down there"

Lara made her way down to A+E to hear the sound of a man shouting her name
"Lara Summers..i know shes here!"
Lara made her way to the reception to see a man in officers uniform looking round the room
"Sir im gonna have to ask you to be quiet"Lara said
The man looked at her
"Lara" He whispered
"Yes, thats my name"
He walked over to her, Lara stepped back
"Keep your distance"She said resting her hand on his chest
"I found you, Lara, ive missed you. And i must say you do look good in that uniform"Jack smirked
"Do i know you?"Lara asked
"Yes...im Jack..rememeber?"
Lara stared at him
"Look kiss me.."
"Er i dont think so, sir im gonna have to ask you to leave"
"Lara, please..we have to get out of here.."
"Sir, please leave now!"
"Lara please babe"He hugged her
Lara twisted his arm and flawed him
"Do not touch me!"He said restraining her
"I do like this, we should do it mroe often"He laughed
Lara twisted his arm more
"Ok ok...ill be quiet. God wheres the doctor.."

"Thanks boys"The Doctor smiled being wheeled in by paramedics. He was in his pjs.
"Doctor!"Jack screamed
"Oh better go"The Doctor said getting up


"You cant have a doctor!"Lara said
The Doctor ran in
"You found her great!"He said talking to Jack on the ground
"Yeah, help me...please.."
"Do you know him?"Lara asked
"Yes..we met..cant remember but anyway..i know you.."
"Ok.."
"You found Katie yet?"The doctor asked Jack
"Nope, but shes defo here"He said squinting
"Lara let him go"
"How will i know he wont touch me again?"
"Trust me"The Doctor said
Lara lets go and Jack stumbles up.
"Right-" Jack starts to talk but The Doctor stops him.
"I think its best if I explain"
"Look I aint got time for this..leave now or ill be forced to phone the police"
"No no we dont mean any harm" The Doctor raises his arms.
"Lara please.." Jack goes to hug her.
"Right thats it" She gets out her phone "Police please straight away"

Few hours later..
"Well..thats a good start" The Doctor says looking around the cell he was in.

Kate is on her way home from work, she pops into the cafe for a cup of coffee.
She sits on the stool and orders 1 coffee and sits there sipping it.
Then a woman comes along "Can I just get my bag from down there" It was Lara.
"Oh ye sorry" Kate moves her foot but she looks up at Lara.
"Do I know you.." Kate says
"I dont think so.." Lara looks at her funny and walks off.

Another day later Jack and the Doctor get realised
"This is pissing me off! The only chance we get of coming through the rift and they dont even know us!"
"You did take it the wrong way though Jack..you just pounced on her"
Jack looks down "3 whole years Doctor..3 whole years it been without her! What do you expect me to do! Im missing her like hell!"
"Well dont you think im missing Kate! You just need to be patient, we'll get them back..dont worry, maybe its just Lara, maybe Kate will remember us?"
"Do you know where she is?"
"Ive got the adress to her flat, we'll give it a go"

Lara lay on her bed, what a stressful night. She didnt have a clue who these guys were but as soon as she first saw the men, she got a tingle in her stomach, there was something behind this..why would a man just turn up at her work like that? Know her name and everything..she turned the lamp off and turned over.

Kate sat in her front room watching corination with a cup of coffee and a couple of biscuits, she just wanted a nice quite night in watching a bit of tele then going to bed, she then looked up as their was a knock on the door.
She stood up, all she had on was her dressing gown. She walked to the door and opened it.
"Hello?"
The Doctor stared at her and gulped.
"Who are you.."
"Kate do you know who I am.."
"No.." She then felt the same tingle in her stomach as Lara did.
The Doctor looked down.
"Are you selling anything cause if you are I dont want to know"
"No no.."
Why couldnt she just shut the door.
She then felt a tear run down her eye for no reason.
"Im sorry..I dont know you.." Kate slams the door in their face. What was wrong with her?

The next day..
"There must be something you can do your The Doctor for god sake!"
"Im not a fucking miracle worker Jack! I may be clever..and handsome" He winks "But! You need to give me time"
"Im going finding her" Jack goes to walk out but The Doctor grabs him.
"Do you want her back?"
"Ye"
"Well listen to me then!" He shouts.
Jack sits down and puts his head down.

The next day..
Kate was sat at her desk doodling on a piece of paper, it was well pas closing time, she was waiting for the security guard to show up.
Then she walked through the door.
"What time do you call this! Ive been wiating for you an hour so I can go home!" Kate shouts standing up.
"Well I got held up"
"Well least your here now.." They both then turn around as they hear a bang coming from the back.
"Oh fucking hell this is all we need" Kate walks through to the back and looks around..nothing "Weve been getting this alot lately..bangs coming from the back for no reason" She walks back to the front. "ill leave you to it anyway.." Kate grabs her stuff and walks out the building.
The first thing Lara does is check the back..

"Will this work?" Jack asks.
"It should do..if we can pull her between the two worlds, I can get there and it will make her two people in one..the normal Lara..the one we know and the other Lara, then both minds will realise where she belongs"
"Can't I go?"
"Your body isnt strong enough to handle it.."
"Oh.."

Lara walks through the back with her torch and notices a bright light coming from the celler, she had to check this out..
She removed the top and climes down, she crouches on the floor and stands up, she stares at what looked like a door, but it was gleaming with a bright blue light.
She gasps, this couldnt be real, well there had been lots of alien activitiy going on lately..maybe this could be something connected.
"Walk forward.." She heard a voice whisper. She looked around. Should she go?
She slowly walked forward, and into the light, she then felt heavy..in control, she looked around her, a blue space..she was surrounded by blue flames.
"Hello?"
Her mind felt full of emotion..she felt like..like she had two minds, The Doctor then appeared in front of her.
"Lara.."
"What? Where am I"
"Remember..when you got sent to another world.."
"Ye.."
"You forgot about everything you left behind..even Jack.."
"Jack? I know him"
"Hes your husband Lara.."
"He is?"
"Yes..now..you can make a choice now, its took us alot of effort to call you here, you can move forward to this world your world or go back to the other world youve came from..your life as a security guard"
Lara looks around her.
"My world?"
"Yes..where you have a husband..and two kids"
"I have two kids!"
"Yes.."
Lara stands there and looks up at him "Take me back.."
The Doctor nods and disapears, then the next thing Lara was back..in the tardis.

"Lara!" Jack runs towards and hugs her tight.
"What the hell just happened!"
"You got took into a parrelel world..but now your back.."
"Where the kids" Lara looks around. "Wheres Kate? How long have I been gone?"
"There with Gwen at the moment..The Doctors working on Kate and..well in that world 3 years but in this world only a about a week" Jack says
"Fucking hell..and Kate's still stuck in there!"
They then look around them as they hear a voice.
"Oi! Someone let me out!"
"Is that.." Jack says.
"Kate!" The Doctor runs towards the bathroom. "Kate you in here?"
"Im locked in the fucking backroom course im in here!"
The Doctor gets out his sonic screwdriver and points it at the door, it flys open, Kate crawls out.
"How long you been in there for!" He says.
"Since Lara got back"
"Ah..ye because they both went in at the same time together..when Lara came back Kate must of came back with her" Jack says
Kate dusts herself off and runs up to The Doctor kissing him.
"Missed me then" He smiles.
"Just a bit.." She smiles hugging him.

"Right..I think we'll leave you two to it..go and pick up the kids" Lara says "See you after" Jack follows her walking out.

They get back and the kids are already there.
Kim was sat on the sofa watching tele and Jack was in the kitchen making some toast.
"Where have you been!" Kim jumps up from the sofa and hugs her, joined by Jack.
Lara smiles "Long story..anyway! Bugger off upstiars me and your dad want some alone time" She says.
"Dont worry ill go" Kim pulls a face and walks upstairs with Jack.
"You know..you looked very sexy in that uniform.." He smiles.
"What uniform?"
He sighs.. "Never mind" He smiles at her.

The Doctor was sitting on a chair reading a book.
"Oi" Kate pops out from round the corner.
The doctor looks up from his glasses.
"Your annoying"
"Why! What have I done now!" He says.
"Your getting old!"
"I am not!" He takes his glasses off and puts his book down looking quite angry.
"You are!"
"Im not!"
"Reading books..wearing glasses"
"Kate..everyone wears glasses.."
"I dont!"
"Well..everyone who has problem with their eyesight"
"You dont!"
He goes to speak but nothing came out "Well.."
"You just use them to look smart, am I correct?" She says.
"I dont need glasses to look smart.."
"Still getting old" She mutters walking off.
"Wait come back!" He says.
"You come here"
"You come here!" He says.
"See..you cant move..your back is crippled" She smiles cheekily walking off.



pooo poooo


"Right now where were we?"Jack says smirking at Lara
"We werent anywhere you idiot"
He puts his arm around her
"So...what you fancy doing?"
"Well i need to do some paper work so you can help me if you like"
"Lara..."
"What?"She looks at him
"He needs attention"He said pointing to his crutch
"and..."
"Well hes either gonna get it from you or ianto...your choice"
"Aww leave ianto alone"
Jack then got a phone call
"I hate this bloody phone"He said answering it "This better be important tosh"
"That werewolf is back again"
"What werewolf?"
"Oh the one Katie named...twat"Lara said getting up
"Well what about it?"Jack asked tosh
"Its terroising town"
Jack sighed..


Later on
"Jack it doesnt like men!"Lara said stepping in front of him
"I dont give a shit i want it dead"
"Dont kill it!"
The werewolf eyed up Jack
"Oooo bob is back!"Katie came along
"Were did you come from?"Lara asked
"Oh just heard you were around here"
"Oh not this thing"The doctor sighed
It turned at him
"Er..i mean...hi"He said stepping back
It then pounced towards the doctor
Lara jumped in front of it and Jack shot the werewolf, with the bullet heading for Laras chest
"Oops.."

Lara landed on the ground with the werewolf chasing the doctor
"Help!"
"Dad! I heard theres a werewolf around here"Jack jnr said coming out of nowhere.."What happened to mum?"He said running over to her
"Jack..come here..just wait"
"Shes dead!"
"Jack...wait..."
"Um..help please!"The Doctor said still running around
2 mins later..
Lara gasped for air
"God i hate that"She sighed
She got up and looked at her chest
"Right whose got the fucking gun?!"
"Um sorry babe, i misaimed"
Lara then got her gun out
"I said im sorry!"
Lara then shot Jack and he landed on the ground
"Mum!"Jack jnr said
"Oh leave him, hell be ok in a bit
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!"The doctor shouted
"Bob come here"Katie said
Bob went over to Katie
"Stop chasing him"
Lara placed an injection in the werewolf which eventually put him to sleep.
"That fun can i try?"Katie said taking the gun out of Laras pocket
"Its not fun gimme it back"
Katie then shot Lara in the head
"Can everyone stop shooting each other!"The Doctor said
"You guys are nuts"Jack jnr said
Jack then woke up gasping
"God i deserved that"He said getting up

Monday, 9 June 2008

Dont waste a second not loving who you aree

Jack jnr then comes running up (this is guna get confusing why did you have to call him Jack lol)
"Jack!" Jack runs up to him and hugs him "You alright"
"Ye im fine.." He looks down at Lara. "Whats up with mum"
"Shes just got caught up with the rubble"
"Shes gunna be ok ye?"
"Ye.." He smiles.

So the next day everyone was ok, Lara still had to be careful as she wasnt fully recovered but The Doctor did what he could.
"Dad.." Jack says to Jack
Jack was sat on the chair reading a paper, he looks down "Whats up?"
"Erm.."
"Spit it out"
"At work..some girl asked me out on a date"
He smiles and puts his paper down "I was waiting for this day..take a seat next to your ol dad" He smiles.
5 minutes later Lara walks in with a cup of tea.
"Right do you know how to put a condom on?" Jack asks.
"Dad! Its not a shag fest! Its a DATE!" Jack shouts.
"Aw! Have you got a date!" Lara shouts sitting down.
"Oh forget it! Ill go somewhere else" He stands up.
"Just dont go to The Doctor..you should of seen him when he liked Kate..she made the first move"
"I thought it was the man who as meant to"
"Leave him alone! He was nervous" Lara says.
"Ye but come on..when we walk in on them whos always on top..Kate" Jack says.
"Thats not true Ive walked in on them and the Doctors been on top!" Lara says.
KIm walks past them "I dont think its wise talking about their sex life behind there back..Jack all you need to know is you make the first move..girls always like that..well I do but anyway and just..be natural go at your own pace..im going out see ya" Kim walks out.
Lara looks at Kim as she walks out "Well she knows alot" She says.
"Well..shes growing up youve got to expect her to have a sex life"
"Ye but your not supposed to encourage it at 17!" Lara says.
By this time Jack had enough and walked out.
"Well I was 12 when I had my first shag!"
"Right your just doing my head in now.." Lara walks off.

Jack knocks on the tardis, Kate lets him in.
"Woo weve got a visitor"
The Doctor walks through.
"Alright Jack" The Doctor smiles sitting down.
"Hey.." He sits down.
"Hows the house" Kate says.
"There all on about sex.."
"It is Jack were talking about" The Doctor rolls his eyes.
"Listen..who made the first move out of you too"
"Me" They both say.
"It was me!" Kate shouts "Cause you were just a big chicken!"
"No it wasnt! I made it! In the canteen!"
"No if you remember that was when we were in denial cause i fell on top of you!"
"I then kissed you"
"No you didnt! I kissed you!"
"Never mind.." Jack walks out.

Lara sighs and leans back in the chair.
"Whats up with you?" Jack asks.
"Dont you think our kids are growing up a bit..too fast"
"Lara.." Jack moves up towards her and puts his arm around her "Stop worrying.."
"Im not worrying! Just..there growing up so fast"
"There doing alright arnt they..anyway I think we should all go out tomorrow"
"Who?"
"Me..you..the kids and the Doctor and Kate if they want"
"Where?"
"Well theres this festival thing going on not far from here, music festival, should be alright"
"I dunno.."
"Come on its about time we went out, and im not taking no as an answer" He smiles kisseing her cheek.

The next day..
Everyone was ready to leave for the festival apart from Kate who was still in bed.
"Kate get up!!" The Doctor shouts.
Lara walks into the tardis "Weve been waiting over an hour for her..just do this" She chucks a jug of water over her.
She sits up "Lara im gunna fucking beat the shit out of you!!" Kate runs around the tardis chasing her.

Later on they all arrive at the festival.
"THis is crap..its all goth music" Kim says looking around, she then sees a breakdancing arena with boys doing it with their top off. "Im just guna..wonder over here" She walks off.
Kate then spots a hat stall. "Ooo oo can I have a hat" The Doctor says.
He sighs "Your not getting a hat"
"Why!"
"Because..its pathetic"
"Please.." Kate says.
"Come on then" The Doctor walks towards the stall. "We'll see you later!" Kate shouts to Lara Jack and Jack.
"Im going looking at the basketball" Jack walks off.
"This is crap Jack.." Lara sighs.
"Well I didnt know!"

A few hours later, Kate had nipped to the toilets where The Doctor was waiting outside minding Kate's cap.
He looks at it and puts it on, he then feels a sudden urge.
He walks into the ladies toilets where Kate was washing her hands.
"What you doing here! Thats my hat!" She laughs.
He smiles and pushes her into the cubicle.
"Doctor not here!" Kate says.
"Why not.."
"Stop stop.." She holds his hands "Are you ok?"
"Im fine.." He smiles and pushes her into the wall forecefully.
"Alright calm down" She laughs going along with it.

Little did any of them know that these hats were changing there behaviour..the oppisite of what they were and soon the music would take over..

Kate and The Doctor sit next to Jack and Lara who were sat on the bench.
Kate sighs and leans back.
"Whats up with you" Lara asks.
"Never thought having sex in a public toilet would be so..difficult"
"You didnt.." Lara says.
"We did" The Doctor says.
"How did you persuade him to do that" Jack laughs.
"I didnt! He just pushed me in and..ye, anyway..food" Kate walks off to the hotdog stand.


"Look at all the hot ladys"Jack said looking at all the girls in bikinis
"Wow"Lara said leaning back
"They are hot arent they?"The Doctor said
"Lets see how many we can chat up"Jack said getting up "Remember this game Doc?"
"Er, dont think so Jack"Lara said sitting up
"Oh come on, you know me"
"You can chat up the guys but not the girls"
"Ill chat up anything"Jack said walking off
The doctor sighed and followed Jack

"Hey, how you doing?"Jack said walking over to a girl at the bar
"Im fine, how are you?"She smiled
"Im great now you're here"He winked
"Were are you from?"
"The 51st centuary"Jack smiled
"Er?"The girl was confused
"Just ignore him"The Doctor said
"This is my friend the Doctor, fancy a threesome?"
"Well my mate is over there so could we make it a foursome?"She asked
"Even better"Jack said
"Jack.."The Doctor said
"What?"
"You're married, we both are"
"Its only a bit of fun"Jack said

Lara then walked over having changed into her bikini
"There you are! What are you doing!"Lara said
"Nothing"
"So when do you wanna go?"The girl said
"Hes not going anywhere, they both arent. They are married"
"Hes married to you?"The girl asked
"Yeah why?"
She started laughing
"Right thats it.."
Lara then flawed her and started punching her
"This is even better"Jack said
"oi!!!!!!"Katie shouted running to the doctor
"Oh...hi"He smirked
"What are you doing over here?"
"It was him! He made me do it!"The Doctor pointed to Jack
"Why is Lara fighting?"
"Cause they both want me"Jack said

"Right get up"The doctor said splitting them both up
"Get off"Lara said
They then started on the doctor
"Oh wow"Jack said getting excited "Orgy on the beach"
Jack then jumped in
"For godsake"Katie sighed
Jack then started kissing Lara
"Jack im trying to fight!"
The other girl then started attacking the doctor
"Katie!"
"Im busy eating!!"

"Jack not on here!!!!!"Lara said as he was undoing himself
"Now or never"He said
"Oi!"Katie said digging her shoes into Jacks back "Not in front of me please!"
Lara stands up and walks off.
"Whats up with her!" Jack says.
"Erm maybe the fucked that you were chatting up girls in front of her and your just being a funny bugger with her! Whats up with you anyway"
"Nothing!"
"There is!"
"Kate leave him alone.."
"And you! Your both being pricks" Kate goes after Lara.

Kate finds Lara sitting on a bench.
"You alright?" She says.
"Ye.."
"Just ignore them there being pricks"
"Whys he being like that though!"
"The Doctor is aswell, somethings going on"
They both look down and see people going crazy running around and fighting.
"I knew something was up" Lara runs down.
"Wait for moi!" Kate chases after her.
They run down and stand in the middle of all the riot, they then notice the music.
"Dont listen to it..I think I know whats happening" Lara runs towards backstage.
Kate runs after her.
They get around the back and look at the controls. Lara flicks a switch and all the music stops.
"Well that was easy.." Kate sighs.
"Get him!" Lara chases a man as he runs off, she catches up and jumps on him from behind.
"Not so fast.." She smiles and handcuffs him.
"Since when did you carry handcuffs round with you!" Kate says.
"You carry condoms around with you!"
"So.." Kate says.

The Doctor reaches up and removes his cap.
"What the hell just happened.." He scratches his head.
Lara walks over and puts the hat in the bin.
"Your a bastard!" Kate slaps the DOctor.
"Ow! What was that for!"
"You put MY hat on for a start you shagged me while you were out of it!"
"What!" He pulls a face.
"Shut up alien boy"

Later on..
"Mum.." Kim says running down the stairs.
"No" She says.
"You dont even know what im guna say!"
"Go on.."
"Well..just wondering..could I bring Jay round for tea"
"Whos Jay!" Laras eyes widen.
"This lad..im seeing"
"I thought you were seeing Phil"
"No..that was like last month"
"Ask ya Dad"
Jack looks up from a paper.
"Ask your mum"
"Dad!"
"Whatever..invite him round"

"When I gett tooo warwickk avenuee" Kate sings walking round the tardis.
"Your making me dizzy.." The Doctor says sitting down with a cup of tea.
"Dont think were okk just becausee im hereee, you hurtt me baddd" She sings.
"You can stop now"
"IMM LEAVINGG YOU FOR THE LAST TIMEE BABYYY" She shouts.
The Doctor shakes his head


Jack and Lara go out after meeting this 'Jay' (LMAO wtf?)
"Hellloo sexy men"Jack said heading for a gay club
Lara sighed
"Cant we go somewhere normal, like with normal people in it"Lara asked
"I suppose so, as long as we can go there afterwards?"
"Yeah whatever"

When they got to a pub Jack was eyeing up everything and everyone
"I like this pub"Jack smirked looked at some guys arse
"Have you always been like this?"Lara asked
"Yeah, i told you all time agents become like it for some reason. It must be the watch, but ive always been a big flirt"
"You are lucky if you pull"Lara said sipping her drink
"I pulled you, so it must work"
"No..."She put her drink down "I pulled you so shut up"
"No way, i pulled you. Giving you all those leg massages for your bad leg...remember that? And i did notice you staring at my dick"He said gulping down his pint
"I was not!"
"You were"
"Shut up"Lara said
"And that night we went out but didnt do anything, i was imgaining massaging your body, first starting on you legs and working my way up to your boobs"He whispered in her ear
"Now you are getting drunk"
"Im just being me"He said putting his hand up her top
"I like this"Lara smirked
"Hi GUYS!!!!!"Katie walks in
"Oh for..."Lara sighed
"Arent interuppting anythuing are we?"The Doctor said pointing to Jacks hand
"Well, no, you know me"Jack smiled still fondiling her
"Jack not now.."
"How are you guys anyway?"Jack asked with his hand still up her top
"Um....we're ok"Katie said
"Jack.."Lara said
Jack then pressed himself up against her
"Get a fucking room"Katie said
"Its him!"Lara said
Jack and Laras watches went off
"Fucking torchwood"Jack said trying to turn the sound off
"Saved!"Lara sighed

Friday, 6 June 2008

requiem for a dream

Few years on
Kimberly was 17 and Jack jnr was 15
"Freeze!"
loads of swat police come into Jacks flat. Jack stands up with his hands up in the air
"Where is Lara?"
"Shes not here"
One of the police hit Jack with his gun
"Tell us!"
Lara came out
"Jack, whats going on...."
"Stop right there or we'll shoot!"
The swat gathered round her and took her away
"Jack!"
"Get Kimberly aswell"
"Dad! Mum!"Kim said trying to fight off the officers
"Where are you taking them?"Jack stepped forward
"Follow us and we'll kill them"



meanwhile
"Doctor..."Katie said
"Yeah?"
"I love you"
"I love yo-"
The swat then bursted the tardis door down
"Stop where you are!"
"Doctor!"Katie said
"Stay where you are! Or we will open fire!"
The swat then took hold of katie
"Whats going on?"The doctor asked
"Stay here, its for her own safety"
"Doctor!!!!!!!!"
"Give her back to me"He said trying to get the guys off of her.
They punched him back and beat him up
"Dont follow us or shes dead"



"Where are we going?"Lara asked one of the guys
"Its confidental. Under Torchwood policy"
"But...i am from torchwood"
"You're the rebellion against torchwood"
Lara then got chucked into a dirty cell with Kim
"Mum whats going on?"
"Im not sure...Katie!"
Lara watched the guards chuck her in next to them
"Whats going on?"Katie asked
"We dont know, they say they're from torchwood"
"But we're from torchwood"Katie said
"I knnow"


"Doctor!"Jack said turning up at the Tardis
He looked down at the bloody face of the once happy go lucky man
"Doctor?!"
Jack leaned down
"We must...get them"The Doctor said
"They've took Kim and Lara"
"Katies gone too"
"We need to get the crew....Torchwood come in"Jack said in his earpeace
No answer..
"Torchwood?....Gwen?"
"Jack we need...-"Then gunfire and screams
Jack paused..
He heard gun fire..His team had been killed

"Doctor we need to get to them"Jack said
"But we dont know where they are"He said wiping the blood from his mouth


"Tell us what you know"The SWAT said to Lara and katie pointing guns at them
"We know everything about torchwood"Lara said
"You are not torchwood. You have an alliance with the aliens"
"Isnt that what torchwood is all about?"Katie asked
"No, Torchwood find alien articfacts, keeps them and kill the scum that comes with them."The officer said
"What scum? The doctor and Jack arent scum"Lara said
"They need to be removed off of the earth a.s.a.p"He said walking off
"Lara, they're going to kill them"Katie said
"We cant do anything"Lara sighed
"Maybe not you, but i can"Kim said holding up a sonic screwdriver
"Where did you get that?"
"Few years ago...the doctor gave me it"
"He gave his sonic screwdriver to you?"Katie asked
"Dont be silly, he made one for me"
"What about Jack?"Lara asked
"What dad?"
"No..your brother"
"He hasnt got one..i dont think..hes too busy training at the moment"Kim said
"Shit.."Lara said looking at Kate "Theyre gonna be after him"
"Fucking hell.."


"I cant get hold of anyone"Jack said holding the doctor on his shoulder
"We can trace them, Lara has got her time watch and Kimberly has got the sonic screwdriver"
"What about Jack?"
"Phone him.."
Jack phoned his son...
after a long wait he answered
"Dad?"
"Jack, hide now!"
"Why? Im in the middle of an exam right now"
"Get out of there!"
Jack could then hear shooting noises and people shouting
"Dad whats going on!"Jack jnr shouted above the noise
"Get out of there son, they're after you!"
The phone then went dead
"I saw on their badges....they work for torchwood"The Doctor said walking along with Jack
"They cant be, we're torchwood"
"They must be a different kind"The Doctor coughed

Kim points the screwdriver at the lock and unlocks it.
They start walking.
"God im getting so old.." Kate says looking into a mirror.
"Theres no way out of here" Lara says looking around.
"Look! A wrinkle!" Kate screams.
"There must be some way.." Kim says.
"And my legs arnt what they used to be.." She says.
"Kate shut up!" Lara shouts, she then looks at the mirror "Your so thick" She pushes the mirror and it turns into a passage way.
"I knew that.." Kate follows her.
"No you didnt you were too busy looking in the mirror" Kim says.
"Lara! Your daughters answering back and I dont like it!"
"Both behave!"

"What we gonna do.." Jack mutters.
The Doctor stares down at the tardis panel and walks into a room, he walks out with two guns.
"Doctor! You never shoot people"
"Who said were shooting people" He chucks Jack a gun and walks out the tardis.

(This is a few years on btw, remember lara was pregnant? duh!)

anyway..

Lara Katie and Kim walk down this passage way with photos and pictures of Torchwood sucesses and alien artifacts.
"Hey! You!"A guard says chasing after them
They start running
"Come on!"Lara shouts
"Need back up!"The guard says into his radio


Jack and the Doctor trace down the signal on kimberlys sonic screwdriver.
"Got it"The Doctor says

"Hes tracing us"Kim said looking at her screwdriver
"Quick there a room! Kim open it!"Lara said
She points it at a room and they all run in..
Kim locked it behind them
"Oh great.."Katie sighed "We're trapped in a computer room with no way out"
"Maybe we can somehow contact our torchwood"Lara said trying to hack into the computer
"Open up!"The guard says banging on the door

"Jack down here"The Doctor said
They walk through a dark tunnel, leading underneath the building
"The signal is getting nearer"The Doctor said


"Theyre getting in"Katie said watching them saw the metal door down the edges
"The Doctor will be here ina minute"Lara said "And so will Jack"

Torchwood outside had extra patrols on. Armed with rocket guns and machine guns.
"Back up needed"One of the guards says

"Get away from that door!"Jack shouts at the guard
"Mum i think i can hear dad"Kim said
"I dont wanna have to use this"Jack said
"Put the weapons down"The guard says


"Theyre in the tunnel fire!!"The guards outside get radioed
"Fire at what?"
"The building, at the bottom"The commander says
"That will make it tumble wont it?"
"Just fire at will!"
They all aim

A guy crawled out from underneath the table
"Dont hurt me!"He said
""Who are you?"
"I didnt mean to start this whole thing"

The whole room then shaked
"Not the rockets!"The commander shouted
But the guard couldnt hear them
"Noooooooooo!"Jack screamed. He then began to shoot everyone so he could get into the room

"The building is going to fall!"Everyone gets radioed

The guards run
Lara, Kim and Katie and the man were all in the room
"Shiiiiiiiiit"Katie screams
They room then starts shaking violently
The Doctor points the sonic screwdriver at the door

Everything in the office begins to fall down
"Get out!"The Doctor screams openeing the door
The building then fell, leaving the tunnel in a cloud of dust..
Everyone coughed

"Is everyone here?"The Doctor asked trying to look in the smoke
He saw Katie covered in dust
"Oh thank god"The Doctor said hugging her
"Kims here"Jack said hugging his daughter
"Weres mum?"Kim asked
They tried looking through the cloud of smoke
"Lara?"
"Help"

They walked into the crumbled room. On the floor was the man, he was dead . They looked closer into the smoke
"Im here"Lara whispered
"Get up"Jack ran over to her
"I cant, my legs and chest are crushed"
"Dont play games, come on"He said trying to pull her up
"Jack i cant"
"He tried lifting up the rubble but it kept falling back down
"Doctor cant you do anything?"Katie asked
"Ill try"He said running over
"We'll get you out dont worry, you cant die anyway"
"I cant breathe"Lara said drifting in and out of conciousness
"Just stay with us"He said holding her hand

Tuesday, 3 June 2008

when i getttt to warwick avenueee

"Stop taking the piss!" Kate shouts walking in the tardis.
"Im not! Just saying your accent is a bit..weird"
"No its not! Just cause your an alien!"
"So.."
"So that makes you weird" She sits down on the sofa.
"No it doesnt.."
"Your an alien..im a human obvously im gunna think its weird, now shut up"
"Now shut up" He mimicks
"Right fuck off alien boy" She walks off to the kitchen.
"Aw im only jocking" He follows her into the kitchen.
"Get away!" She holds a wooden spoon at him.
He laughs and hugs her
"Dont even bother trying to get me into bed now"
"Im not!"
"Ye you are!"
"So if I do this you wouldnt be tempted" He pushes her towards him.
"I hate you" She kisses him.

ANYWAY

i dont have internet so bear with me

"Mmmm these toasties are great"Lara said eating "Whats in them?"
"Sperm"Jack said trying not to laugh
Lara started eating and looked at jack
a smile came on his face
"No really...it is"
"And why do i believe that so badly?"Lara asked
"Im joking"

Later...

Kim had hold of the doctors sonic screwdriver
"Dont you think shes gonna go mad with that thing?"Katie asked
"Nah she wont, ive diasabled it"
"Oh right"
Kim starts pressing all the buttons on it and it lights up
"Doctor..."
Kim points it at Katie
"Kimberly!" The doctor said picking her up
He took it off of her
"Nearly hurt Katie then.. Shes a little bugger isnt she?"The doctor said looking at Katie
Kate opened her mouth and nothing came out
"Whats wrong?"
Kate pointed to her throat
"Ah..."He smiled "Peace and quiet"
Katie then hit him with a rolled up magazine
"Ow.."