when i getttt to warwick avenueee

"Stop taking the piss!" Kate shouts walking in the tardis.
"Im not! Just saying your accent is a bit..weird"
"No its not! Just cause your an alien!"
"So.."
"So that makes you weird" She sits down on the sofa.
"No it doesnt.."
"Your an alien..im a human obvously im gunna think its weird, now shut up"
"Now shut up" He mimicks
"Right fuck off alien boy" She walks off to the kitchen.
"Aw im only jocking" He follows her into the kitchen.
"Get away!" She holds a wooden spoon at him.
He laughs and hugs her
"Dont even bother trying to get me into bed now"
"Im not!"
"Ye you are!"
"So if I do this you wouldnt be tempted" He pushes her towards him.
"I hate you" She kisses him.

ANYWAY

i dont have internet so bear with me

"Mmmm these toasties are great"Lara said eating "Whats in them?"
"Sperm"Jack said trying not to laugh
Lara started eating and looked at jack
a smile came on his face
"No really...it is"
"And why do i believe that so badly?"Lara asked
"Im joking"

Later...

Kim had hold of the doctors sonic screwdriver
"Dont you think shes gonna go mad with that thing?"Katie asked
"Nah she wont, ive diasabled it"
"Oh right"
Kim starts pressing all the buttons on it and it lights up
"Doctor..."
Kim points it at Katie
"Kimberly!" The doctor said picking her up
He took it off of her
"Nearly hurt Katie then.. Shes a little bugger isnt she?"The doctor said looking at Katie
Kate opened her mouth and nothing came out
"Whats wrong?"
Kate pointed to her throat
"Ah..."He smiled "Peace and quiet"
Katie then hit him with a rolled up magazine
"Ow.."