Bored shitless

Right im bored shitless so I might aswell do some more of my bit.



Kate yawns as she walks into the control room, she sits down on a chair.

"Im fucking shattered" Kate says, yawning again.
"Dont yawn you'll get me started" The Doctor yawns.
Kate sits up "Can we go somewhere today" She asks.
"Sure, where" He turns round to her.
"Anywhere, im just sick of sitting in here all day every day, I came with you to travel, no offence your interesting and that..but, just wanna do something" Kate sits crossed leg on the chair.
"Ye no problem, i'm getting a bit bored aswell, need to do some exploring I think" He grins, wickedly as he pushes the leaver down and the tardis starts shuddering"
"Oh great..my favourite part" She falls on to the floor holding on to a bar, she looks up as The Doctor stands there normal.
A few seconds later it stops and Kate stands up and looks at him "I hate you.." She walks out and looks around "Where are we anyway?" She looks around.
He steps out with his brown coat on, he fixes himself and looks around "I dont know, lets go find out" He holds his hand out and wiggles it.
Kate holds it "Why do you always do that its freaky" Kate says as they walk off through the streets.

Moments later..
"Aha!" The Doctor picks up a paper from a doorstep.
"We are in..Scotland?" He raises an eyebrow "Date..1993"
"Oh wow how fascinating..by travelling I meant somewhere other than earth.."
"Well I just put the tardis on random co-ordinates so, this is where shes taken us" He sighs "There must be something interesting somewhere, come on" He starts walking off.
"Wait! Dont leave me here with all these weirdos..." Kate trials off and stares at a handsome scottish man, she stares at him walking past "Phoarr.."
"Kate!" The Doctor shouts.
"Oh sorry" She runs up to him.

"I dont mind the scottish, but they are a bit weird dont you think? They wear these skirts.."
"Kilts" The Doctor buts in.
"Kilts..with nothing underneath! Which is..weird but in a sexy way I suppose.."
"Thats just a rumour"
"And the accent..well thats just plain sexy, I love the accent"
"What this?" The Doctor says in a deep scottish accent.
Kate looks around "Did you just.."
"Yes I did" He grins.
"Oh my god! How did you! Oh my god.." Kate gasps.
"Its not that hard to put on an accent you know" He says looking at her.
"Ye well your clever im not!"
"Your clever..you just dont..use your cleveresness as much as I do"
"What?"
"Never mind" He shakes his head and quickly looks to his right.
"What?" Kate looks as some women is gettnig mugged. "Eh you!!" Kate runs after him as he runs off.
"Kate! Oh for god sake.." He runs after her.

"Eh come back!!" Kate catches up to him and tackles him to the ground. Then a white van comes down the road and a man hangs out, not only dragging the man in but Kate.
"Doctor!!" Kate screams.
"Kate!!" He shouts running after the van, but the van speeds off.
He sighs and runs his hands through his hair "Why me, why does this always happen to me" He says standing in the middle of the road.


Meanwhile..
Lara was typing away at the computers with Tosh..
"Where were you last night"Tosh asked
Lara looked at her "I was....i felt ill"She smiled
"Oh"Tosh looks at her then at Jack staring at Lara "You sure you felt ill?"
"Yeah i did"
"Why didnt you get owen to see you then?"
"I dunno" She shrugged "I didnt think i would bother him"
Jack walked behind her placing his hands on her shoulders "Can i have a work with you Lara"He said softly in her ear
Lara shivered..she loved his voice and the breath on her neck. Just like last night..
"Um yeah sure"She said turning around

She followed him to his office. Lara sat down and Jack closed the door and walked towards her
"You doing anything tonight?"He said sitting on the desk
"Er..no why?"
"Fancy going out for a drink?"He smirked
She looked at him
"What?"
"You spiked my drink last time..why would i do it again?"
"Im not gonna spike your drink"He laughed "Come on...when was the last time you lived a bit?"
"Well..."She thought back to last night and began hearing her own moans with his
"Lara?"
He woke her up out of her memories
"Huh?"
"So?"
"Yeah sure.."
"Alirght..."He smirked

Later on..
Everyone went home apart from Lara and Jack..
"Ready then?"He asked
"Yeah, lead the way"She smiled

They walked down linking arms towards a local pub.
"Isnt this the one.."
"Yeah, this is were we first met"He said walking in
"Its a nice pub"She said following him
"Yeah i rarely come here. Only come here for important occasions"He said leaning on the bar "What you fancy?"
"Er....Can i have taboo and lemonade please?"
"No prob.."

So he ordered the drinks and they both sat down
Lara sat there quietly
"Whats up?"Jack asked drinking his water
"Nothing, just feel like this is all a dream"
"How do you mean?"
"Well..working for torchwood..being part of the team, fighitng aliens and..."
"And...?"
"Last night...this cant be real..are you messing with my mind?"She looked at him
"If this was a dream Lara..."He moved closer "I couldnt do this"He cupped her face and kissed her gently. Mor gently then last night. Then she got more flashbacks of last night..Being on his desk, him moaning and sweting on her. Lara biting and sucking his neck. It all seemed unreal. She broke the kiss
"What have you done to me?"
"What do you mean?"
She got up
"I cant think straight"She said holding her head
"Lara sit down, you dont look well."He said standing up
"I...i..."She then dropped to the floor and blackedout

She woke up 4 hours later..
"Wha...what happened?"
Jack was lying next to her looking at her
"You blacked out. Sorry it was my fault. Should of known. I have that affect on women"
"Where am i?"She looked up
"In my 'flat'"
She then looked at him
"Why is it your fault?"
"Um..."He laughed "Im not human.."He looked at her.."And sleeping with you was like...a cross bred thing"
Lara looked blank
"Im a time agent, not of this earth, but from the 51st centuary. Sleeping with a time agent is highly explosive and kissing and touching brings back the memories you had the other night"
"I know you were handsome but didnt know you had that affect on me"She smiled

Meanwhile..
The Doctor headed back to the tardis and tried to track her, he wasnt going to find her just walking around so he decided to try his best and track her.

"Get the hell off me!!" Kate kicks and creams as two men lead her to a big hall. They strap her to a banister and walk to the front.
Then a man comes out from the side in a big purple cloak walking towards Kate.
"Oh shit.." She mutters.
He stops in front of her and smiles at her "At last.."
"What?" She raises an eyebrow
"Kate..your name yes?"
"Erm..no it's..Breda" She looks puzzled.
He grabs her by the neck behind her "Dont play silly games with me wheres The Doctor!" He shouts.
"Oh of course its never about me its always about flaming him.." She rolls her eyes.
He pulls harder.
"Ow ow! Ok..I dont know actaully.."
"Dont lie to me.."
"I don't! Who are you guys anyway?" She looks up
"We are the siscians, we run by power and strenghth and to make us the ultimate clan we need The Doctor, he will be our main power source and we will rule galixies so far.."
Kate laughs "I didnt get a word of that but hey.."
"So were using you as bate" He smiles.
"Fun.."

The Doctor pulls out his specs and looks closely at the screen "Oh no..not again, they always seem to get my lot.." He puts his specs away and runs round the control panel.

"Where is he!!" The man roars.
"I!!! Dontt!!! Knoww!!!" She shouts.
"Do we have to make you tell us?" He says.
"No no no im sorry" Kate moves back.
Then everyone quickly turns to the door as The Doctor stands there.
"Doctor!!" Kate shouts.
"Ah!" The man lets go of Kate.
"Aw! Didnt know I was this popular, got a big room for me and everything! And look youve even tied Kate up like a little box" He says moving closer with his hands in his pockets.
"We own you now!" The man laughs wickidly.
"I dont think so.." He scratches his head and moves to Kate, he kneels down to her "You ok?" He asks.
Kate nods "I got a bit excited cause I thought they wanted me but..was just you" She laughs.
He winks and stands up "So..you want me again? You cant stay away can you?" He moves up to a stage sort of thing, in the middle was a table with a ball with lights swirling in it.
"What the hells that! How can a human have that!"
"There not human they come from the planet scron" He picks it up and looks at it "This your new project?" He raises an eyebrow.
"That is our power source, but soon we wont need that we have you!"
"Well thats not going to happen now is it?" The Doctor looks at it "So..tell me..what would happen if I broke this, lets find out?" He smashes it onto the floor, shattering into a million pieces, the people disappear into thin air.
"You killed them!" Kate shouts.
"No, each clan have their own power source, you destroy it? And they go back to their home planet, which their there banished from leaving the planet"
"Oh..can you untie me now?" Kate laughs.

No comment.. *rolls eyes*

Should of known something like that was coming lmao

The next morning.
It was 6am, Kate couldnt sleep so she walked into the control room and decided to have a look around. She walked in, in her pyjamas.
The Doctor looks up sitting on the stool.
"Oh sorry..didnt think you were up.." She looks at him still in his suit "Do you ever sleep"
"Oh its fine" he looks down at his sonic screwdriver "Sometimes I sleep..sometimes I dont"
"Daft sod..you need sleep" She stands next to him "What you doing anyway"
"Just making a few ajustments to this" He says not looking up.
"You ok?"
"Fine"
"No your not.." She sits next to him. "I know im not the brightest of girls but I know when someones upset" She puts her hand on his shoulder.
"It's nothing" He shrugs her off.
"You shouldnt keep things inside, Im a good listener"
"You wouldnt understand"
"Believe me I would" She smiles.
For some reason he felt like he could tell her everything..he trusted her.
"My planet..I think back and all the people that died, in battle, and I'm the last..last of the timelords, last of my kind, do you know how that must feel? Last of your kind"
"I would hate to imagine, if I was the last human..well I dunno what I would do"
"I travel..from place to place, time to time, with..these humans and I just drag them with me, put them in danger"
"What do you mean?"
"Sarah Jane Smith..I had to leave her stranded, because she was in grave danger..Rose..Rose Tyler, we had the best of times, she was like..my equal and at one point I even fell in love with her..she got sucked into a vortex, now she's in a parrel world. Martha..She got the wrong end of the stick, she fell in love with me, but I was jsut looking for a friend, not a partner and Donna, she was what I needed, a friend who wouldnt of even dreamed of fancying me, in the end I had to erase her memory of me, see I destroy everyone I meet."
"Wow..you've had your share of women" Kate laughs akwardly "Well..they stuck with you ye? They must of trusted you so much"
"I hurt people"
"You don't you help people, realise that theres more to life then working in a office like me! I first met you and I was like what the fuck whos he? And I got to know you and your a decent guy"
"I just need someone who I can trust, and who can trust me, I mean ye its dangerous travelling with me, you could die, I wont deny it but I just need a friend, a good friend"
"Well..I can be a friend? I'll try and be good..can't promise anything though" Kate laughs.
The Doctor looks up "So you would prepare to give up your whole life to travel with me.."
"Well, if you want me to stay a bit longer, I could..try?"
"Why though, why do you want to stay" He looks at her
"What you do is amazing, the places you see, I just want to be a part of it, and if that means being a part of it with a geeky man telling me a load of fancy long words then fine, cause your a nice guy and you need to cheer up"
"You talk like..you know me" He says.
"I'm just trying to help, I'll be honist I hardly know you but I feel I do already"
He stands up and puts his hands in his pockets "So you would be willing to risk your life to travel with me?"
"Its an adventure aint it?" She smiles.
A grin comes across his face.
"Mates?" She offers.
"Mates.." He grins
"So..if I'm staying a bit longer..i'm gunna need some clothes"
"Your flat?"
Kate nods
"By the way, what are you doing about your job and your flat while your gone?" The Doctor asks.
"Job..sacked, not turning up"
"Really?"
"Its only a shitty office job..no harm done..and my flat I can get Becky to look after it" She shrugs.
"Family?"
"Oh..well..my mums been asking me where ive been..ive just said travelling" She sighs.
"We can go see her if you want?"
"You wanna go meet my mum?"
"Yes why.."
"Believe me you dont wanna meet my mum"
"Why not?"
"Quistions..quistions..more quistions and oh ye quistions" Kate laughs.
"Hmm..ye Rose's mum was like that..so I supose I have practice"
"Need bloody shooting practice for my mum.." She laughs "You sure you wanna go meet her?"
"Well, we can't leave her worrying where you are"
"You'll regret it, lets go there first then.." Kate sits down.

So they land round the corner from her mums. The Doctor walks out first putting his coat on.
"You can stay there if you want?" Kate says.
"Kate..listen im sure she's not some axe muderer" He laughs.
"Not bloody far off.." She mutters and walks up to the front door, she knocks twice. She hated going her mums..it was always quistions quistions quistions.
She opened the door "Ah Katie!" She hated people calling her by her full name, but her mum always seemed to do it, dont all mums?
She hugs her and peeps over Kate's shoulder. "And who's this!" She immidly lets go.
"Mum..this is the guy ive been travelling with..The Doctor" Kate looks down.
"Aww! Well come in come in, I'll put the kettle on, you just make yourselfs comfortable"
The Doctor smiles and walks in after Kate, they sit down on the sofa.
"She doesnt seem that bad" He whispers.
"Just..wait" She murmers.

Kate's mum walks in to the front room
"How many sugars..Doctor?" She asks.
"Oh erm 10 please" He smiles.
"Oh..ok" She walks back in the kitchen.
"Think she found that a bit weird.." Kate smiles.
"Well..feel this.." He gets hold of her hand and rests it on his chest.
"Its a heartbeat?"
He moves her hand next to the heartbeat.
Kate gasps. Her mum walks in and stands there with the two cups of teas.
"Oh am I interupting something?" She asks.
Kate quickly moves the hand "Oh nothing mum!" She nudges The Doctor.
"Yes nothing?"
"Diane call me Diane" She passes him his tea.
"Ok thanks..Diane" He sips his tea.
"So..are you too.."
Kate splurts her tea out laughing.
"What!" Diane says.
"Sorry..no, were not, just friends" She nudges The Doctor "Told you" She murmers in his ear.

See how mine is very sensible and doesnt involve the slightest thought of sex, you should learn from me lmao, I sound like a guru lmao!


They finish their tea and Kate stands up. "Right we best be going"
"Aw so soon!" Diane stands up.
"I havnt finished my tea yet" The Doctor says.
Kate glares at him
"But Its ok" He smiles and holds his hand out to Diane "Nice to meet you Diane" He smiles.
Kate rolls her eyes, why did he have to get on with everyone..
"Bye mum!" Kate goes to the door and walks out the Doctor following her.
"Bye!" Diane shouts.
They walk back to the tardis..

"Happy now" Kate asks.
"She was nice!" He takes his coat off.
"Ye..she is great, I just dont see as much of her as I used to so we arnt as close.."
"Kate..do me a favour" He looks at her.
"What?"
"Spend as much time with your family as you can, I didnt and I regret it and now their..gone"
Kate nods
"So your flat?" He asks.
"Yep"

So they pick up stuff from Kate's place, He didnt realise how much stuff she had..
"Right done" She drops the stuff at the tardis door.
"Never..in my 903 years have I seen someone with so much stuff" He says looking at the suitcases.
"Oh well, come on you can help me put it away" SHe shoves the suitcases into him leaving her to carry one.
He breaths in and walks into the room.
"So where we going today" Kate says dropping the stuit case on the bed.
"Erm, might go in and see Jack if you want? And then..anywhere" He smiles undoing a suitcase.
"Sounds cool" She smiles.

A few minutes later..
"So, how long were you in your job for" The Doctor says putting a top in the wardrobe.
"That was random" Kate laughs sitting on the edge of the bed.
"I know" He laughs "Sorry"
"Nah, 2 years, something like that" She undoes another suitcase.
"Oh right" The Doctor undoes a suitcase, which happened to be her underwear suitcase.
He just stared for a moment "Whats up" Kate walks around to him "Ah, sorry, I should of got that one" Kate laughs picking it up. She looks at him again "You need to get out" Kate laughs.
"What?"
"I dunno..you just look..lonely, depessed, upset, angry"
"No one knows what I'm feeling"
"Hmm..well you need to loosen up, do you drink?"
"No"
Kate rolls her eyes and carrys on unpacking.

After unpacking..
"Right lets go see Jack"Kate says
The Doctor sighs "Alright then"

"Jack you've got someone at the door"Tosh says to him in his office
He moves his feet off the desk and stands up
"Oh its the doctor and Kate"
He walks down
"Open the door"He says
"Hey Jack"The Doctor says
"See im irresistable"He winks
"No actually it was Kates idea"
"No it was not!"Kate said blushing
"Hows you then?"The Doctor asked looking around
"Quiet today, but full moon tonight so i expect loads of werewolves roaming cardiff"He said
"Where Lara then?"Kate asked
Jack had a smug grin
"Shes...having a lie in"

Meanwhile

"Has Jack actually got any pants?"Lara said going through his drawers

"Having a lie in were?"The Doctor said
"At her boyfriends of course"He smirked
"Jack...how could you"The Doctor said
"What!"
"I know that grin!"
"What grin!"
"The grin that says i slept with her whilst she was in a bed grin!"
"It wasnt in bed i slept with her"
"Ahhh! So you did!"
"We both had....needs"
"Jack i told you, dont get involved in relationships."
"Hey i asked her if she wanted to go through with it and she did!"
"Alright guys shut up"Kate said
"Well he always does this, has sex with someone and then goes on to another and another Jack you need to stop, your taking advantage of the poor girl! Shes got a girlfriend" The Doctor stands in front of him "Arnt I right Kate" He looks over at Kate looking at a noteboard.
"Kate!"
He walks over to her "Kate!"
Kate jumps and turns around "Yes?" She smiles.
"Oh forget it" He leans on a control panel.
"See your just jeolous cause you havnt got a sex life or a girlfriend" Jack smirks.
Lara then walks in, Jack looks over at her and smiles
"Hey.." Lara sits down near Kate.
"Hey, you look tired" Kate says.
"I am.." She yawns"
"Youve shagged him havnt you" Kate smiles.
"No!"
"Ye you have youve got the smell"
"What smell"
"That sex smell"
"How do you know"
"Believe me, I know ive had plenty of men wake up next to me smelling of it" Kate laughs.
Lara laughs and shakes her head.

"Well I dont want a girlfriend, why should I be bothered"
"You do though Doctor, I think your in need of that love and companionship"
"Jack ive gone through this time and time again im never going to settle down! My whole life is about moving, constantly on the go"
"Doesnt mean you cant do that with a girl though" He winks.
"Jack.." He sighs.
"How about Kate? Shes a nice looking girl looks the..fast..but smoothly type huh?" He says.
"Jack!!..me and Kate are just friends.."
"So youve not done it with her yet?"
"No! Course not and i'm not planning on to"
"What about a kiss"
"Same Jack.."
"You really need some sex.."
"I dont care!"
"So you do! You just admitted it! You didnt say no, there must be times when you sit there and youve got Kate in the room thinking about her" He laughs.
"Theres not! Shes a nice girl and i wouldnt want that off her"
"Right, I am going to get you some sex in the next week, maybe then you'll stop being such an arsehole and loosten up a bit"
"Jack no your not, stop it, your annoying me now I think we'll go" The Doctor stands up.
"No! Come on I'm messing"
"Well stop going on then.."
Kate walks over and looks at The Doctor "Why's he so red?" She asks.
"He's in denial"
"Oooo what about" Kate sits down.
"Oh nothing" Jack smirks.
"Tell me!"
"Go and talk to Lara" Jack shoves her off"
"Fine, I know where im not wanted" Kate walks off.
"So..do you fancy her?"
"No Jack.."
"I can tell! Look at your face when she came over!"
"Right were going" The Doctor stands up again.
"Im messing!"
"Jack, youve wound me up now and I can't be bothered with your..talks so save it for another day ok?" He turns to Kate "Kate! Were going" He walks off.
"Think about it Doctor!" Jack laughs sitting back in his chair.
"Bye" Kate waves as The Doctor walks quicly out.

She stops him just as they get out Torchwood "Whats up" She says.
"Nothing, just Jack winds me up about things, doesnt matter" He walks into the tardis
Kate follows him in quickly "Why whats he said" He walks at the side of him.
"Nothing.." He presses a dial on the tardis and watches it light up. He turns around "Im just sick of everyone going on at me, if I want to do something ill do it, if I dont I wont" He says turning back around.
"Well like what?" She walks up to the side of him.
"Jack..he just goes on at me because I havnt got a 'sex life" He says.
"So? At the moment I havnt..I did have..that was..one heck of a sex life but thats not the point, just because he likes to shag everything he sees. Hopefully that wil be me one day" She mutters "Doesnt mean that you have to, if you like not having sex then thats fine" Kate says.
"Its not that I dont like it..its because I..well I havnt done it in a while and.."
"Your a virgin?"
"No.."
"Your gay?"
"No! I just dont see it as fun, I see it as..a love type of thing"
"Ohh I see..anyway, can we stop talking about sex please, I havnt had it for about 2 week and this isnt helping" Kate laughs "Anyway im off to bed im shattered..night" Kate walks off.

The Doctor stands there with his hands in his pockets, watching her shut the door, he sighs "Why is my life so complicated" He goes over to the control panel.

Back at the hub
"Wheres the doctor gone, he was only here a few mins ago?"Lara asked
"Hes just...thinking"Jack said walking around
"What did he mean by you shagging everyone?"
Jack turned around and smiled
"I cant help it, its what i do"He smirked
"Fair enough. Im gonna see if the docs ok"Lara gets up and walks out of the hub

"Shes quite attractive when shes sleepy"Owen said to Jack
"I know"He turned to him

Lara knocks on the door.
The doctor rushes towards it
"Hi Lara! What a great surprise!"
"Can i come in for a bit?"
"Yeah make yourself at home"
Lara walks in and sits down and sighs "Wheres Kate?"
"In bed, she got an early night" He says sitting down.
"Oh right, so, how are you?"
"Tired..fed up" He leans back yawning.
"Why?"
"Jack..he goes on and on at me, just because i'm different than him"
"Because you dont shag around?" Lara asks.
"Exactly, its not the type of guy i am..dont get me round Jack is a nice guy, once he finds someone he really likes hes nice, genuine..and I do think hes got an eye for you" The Doctor turns round to her.
"Really?" Lara says.
"Ye, you can tell with Jack when he just wants sex, or he really likes someone..plus sex" He laughs.
Lara blushes slightly "Well, I like him..a bit"
"No you dont, everyone likes Jack even Kate's got the hots for him"
"Has she?"
"She wont go for him dont worry shes too shy"
"Oh..well..ok I like him.."
The Doctor smiles "Well get in there then, talk to him"
"He doesnt want a relationship plus what do I do about Scott? I do..still love him..but its not going to last, were just not close anymore"
"Well thats not my place to say"
Lara smiles "Right..well i'll have a think..a big think, and maybe see you tomorrow"
"Ok, I might get off to sleep myself" He stands up.
"Ok, night" Lara walks out, she had alot of thinking to do..

The Doctor yawns and stretches, for some reason he was really tired tonight. He walks down the metal stairs and looked in Kate's room, the door slightly open. He nudges his head through and looked at Kate, peaceful, sleeping with a slight breathing noise.
"Stop watching me" Kate murmers.
The Doctor jumps "Sorry, just wanted to say night"
"Mm k" She turns over.
He chuckles and walks into his room.

pooooo

"Hmm wonder what Jack and Lara are doing"Kate thinks out loud
"You dont wanna know"The Doctor said putting twister away "If i know jack, which i do, he would of giving her his special 'gun training' by now, and tomorrow he'll start putting more charm on her"
"What excatly is he though?"
"Oh its completcated"The doctor said walking back "Hes some ex time agent, who saves earth yada yada"
"And you said he finds everything attractive?"
"Yes...absoultly everything, even a dog walking down the street. Thats why im worried for her. Time agents all have a special power that controls peoples weaknesses"
"Riiight.."Kate looked confused
The Doctor sighs
"You know when men wear aftershave and it smells nice?"
"Yeah"
"Its like that"
"Fun"Kate said
"Probably not for her"
"Can we go back and see how shes doing?"Kate asked
The Doctor looked up at her
"You just wanna see Jack"
"No i dont..im just interested.."
"...in Jack"
"And besides if im gonna go travelling with you i need some more clothes!"
He stood up
"Fair enough"He said pulling a lever


Next day..
"Morning"Scott turned to Lara
"Morning"She mumbled
"So, whats on today then?"
"I dont know"She said still half asleep
"How about a lie in?"He said kissing her. He then smelt some aftershave on her neck
"Lara..."
"Hmm"She said with her eyes still closed
"Whats this smell?"
"What smell?"
"On your neck...have you been with another guy?"
She sat up
"Course i havent"
"Whats that smell then"
"Its probably.....the stab vests we sometimes have to wear. The guys wear them aswell"
"You're lying"
"Im not!"
"Tell me who it is!"
"Its no one!"
Her phone began ringing
"Dont you dare answer it"
She looked at her phone it was Jack..
"Hello?"
"Have you seen the news?"
Lara got up out of bed
"Where you going?"
She turned the t.v on to see a news report showing vikings, and romans fighting, creatures on streets and so forth
"I need you at the hub"Jack said
"Ok"
Lara went back into the bedroom and starting changing
"Were are you going?"
"Im going to work"
"But its your day off"
"Well it isnt now"
"You're going to that man arent you?"
"No!"She stood up "There is no-one else"
"Yeah right"
She finished changing and walked out


A while later..
Lara walked in
"Sorry im late"
"You look fed up"Jack turned round to her
"Its just Scott"
"What about him?"
"Thinks.....thinks im seeing someone"
Jack paused
"Have a talk when you get home"He said "Everything will be alright"He said kissing her cheek...but longer then expected
She looked up at his gleaming smile
"Thanks Jack"
"Im always here"He said rubbing her shoulder

Jack looked over at the doctors hand. It began bubbling
"Just in time"He said

He walked out of the hub and saw the Tardis landing. After a while the doctor walked out
"Do you ever leave me alone?"
"I cant help it"Jack smirked
"Hows lara?"He sniffed "Still have her own mind? Hmmm?"
"Laras fine. You coming in for a bit?"
"Yeah sure...just gotta charge her up"The doctor said "Come onKate!"He shouted
Kate shuffled out
"Its cold!!!!!"
The doctor took off his coat and put it on her
"There ya go"He smiled
"Thanks.."She put her hand in the coat pockets and felt something round. She took it out "You have an orange in your coat?"She laughed
"Whats funny about that!"
"Its an orange!"

Later on..
Lara was in the office with everyone. She looked at her watch
"Shit i better go"She said standing up
"You cant go back now!"The doctor said
"Ive got scott to get back to"
The doctor looked across at Jack. He was known to ruin relationships
"Dont give me that look"He said in his amercian voice
Lara walked out of the office and tried phoning scott for a lift
"So you two..."Jack began
"No we havent Jack and we wont"
"But you and ro-"
"Thats different"He muttered
"Had another weevil on the street last night"Jack said quickly changing the subject "Thats a friend for Janet done there"
"You called it Janet?"
"Yeah"
"You called a weevil janet?"The Doctor said in a high pitched voice
"Well barbra didnt suit it so Janet is nice"He cheekily smiled
Lara came storming in
"Whats up?"Jack asked
"Scott not answering his phone. I cant get home or in the flat!"
Jack paused
"Well you can stay in the hub with me if you like"
"Jaaacck.."The Doctor said
"What! This isnt one of my tricks, i have some room in my bedroom"
Kate yawned
"Why dont you stay in the tardis?"The Doctor asked
"Dont, its uncomfortable"Kate laughed
"No its not!"
"Yeah it is!"
"Stay with me, i havent got any company tonight. You can stay in the spare bedroom"Jack said
Lara sighed
She ran her hand through her hair
"If thats ok with you"
"Its perfectly fine"He said
"Right im off to bed"Kate said "Or an uncomfortable bed"She said to the doctor
"Im gonna watch lion king"The doctor sprang up
"Weirdo"Kate said

"Follow me then"Jack said walking down some stairs
"So you sleep here like..every night?"
"Yep"
"Is it like a flat down here or something?"
"Well...kind of"
He walked into a room with a pool with a mini waterfall and a bed beside it
"This is your room?"
"The only one"He said with a boyish smile
"Thought you had a spare room"
"I dont"
"So where am i gonna sleep?"
"In the bed"
"Where are you gonna sleep?"
"In the bed"
"So we're gonna sleep...in the same bed"
"Yep"
"Dont you think thats..."
"Its not weird, cause its only you sleeping isnt it?"He said "We're not excatly having intercourse are we?" He said looking at her
Lara blushed. Maybe she misjudged him this time
"Ok..look away while i get undressed"
He turned around smirking to himself
Lara took all of her clothes off apart from her pants. Since she didnt have any sleeping over stuff she couldnt sleep in her clothes could she
She then crawled into bed
"Ok turn away whilst i get undressed"Jack joked
He looked back at her staring at him
"I meant it"
"Oh sorry"She said covering her eyes
She could hear him undoing his shirt and taking off his trousers. She sneakily peeked through her fingers. Wow...what a fab body.
"You better not be looking"He said with his back turned to her
"Im not"She smiled
He then climbed into bed
"Thats better"He sighed
"You sure this is ok?"Lara asked
"Its fine"He said stretching out
"I dont know why Scott is being like this"She sighed
"Come here"He said opening his arms
She rested her head on his chest. He then wrapped his arms around her
"Dont worry about it. Im sure he'll understand"He said kissing her on her head
"Hmmm.."
Then for that moment she didnt care. She was in the arms of a gorgeous man who looked after her. He began stroking her hair. Eventually she fell off to sleep.

Next morning she woke up stretching. She looked to the side to see Jack gone. She turned to her phone. No phone calls. No texts. It was 10am
"Shit!"She said getting up
Jack walked down
"Lara..."He paused
"Jack!"She quickly bent down and placed the cover over her naked body
"Well..that was...anyway...do you want any breakfast?"
"Are the team here?"She said holding the quilt
"Not yet"
"Oh good"
"Breakfast?"
"Um..just beans on toast please"
"Ok"He smiled and walked off

(ive got loadsa idea for my charatcer atm so im just gonna put them down whilst i can...)
(insert your bit here lmao)

EXPLICIT SHIT COMING ON!

Later on in the day, the team were all typing at computers. Lara sat typing and sighing every so often
"You alright?"Owen asked her
"Its fine dont worry about it"
"Any tea miss?"Ianto came up to her
"No thank you Ianto"
Jack stood up at at his desk watching through the clear glass as he team worked hard. They all look tired. He walked out with his arms folded.
"Team..."
They all looked at him except Lara
"Go home. You've all got lives to go to. Thats enough for today"He smiled
In next to no time, everyone packed up and went
"You coming Lara?"Tosh asked
"Im just gonna finish something then im off"She sighed
"Ok see you later"Tosh smiled

Silence...
Lara then pressed save on her computer and put her coat on
Jack slowly walked down. Lara walked passed him without noticing he was stood there. She pressed the button to go out
"Lara...you ok?"He asked
She paused
"Everything is fine"She said
"Dont give me that shit"He said "I know when something is wrong"
"I dont need to tell you my problems ok?"
“If it’s women’s stuff then tell me and I won’t bother you again, I’ll just mark down when it is so I know what to expect.”
She could feel him smiling
She turned round to him standing there
"Jack im not...repeat NOT, telling you when my period is so you can tell it to the office. Its not even that anyway"
"Well tell me what it is then"
"Jack for crying out loud just leave it, ill be fine tommorow"She turned back round
Jack grabbed her arm
"Tell me..please"
She stopped
"I might be able to help"
She had never seen this side to Jack before. All she had known is that he was a ladies man...or mans man. Whateve he was he was never so...emotional
"I doubt you could help Jack"Lara said still with her back turned to him
"Try me"
She turned round to him
"Ok...im sexually frustrated! Happy now?"
Jack was stunned. That answer hadn’t been on his list of options. Slowly a smile began to work its way on his face but he managed to stop it
“Why? Of all of us I’d have thought you were least likely to be frustrated, what with your boyfriend and all.”
“That’s just it! I haven’t had sex since my second week of working here! We’re almost never at home at the same time, and if we are then we’re so tired we don’t do anything.”
“Go home then, surely he’ll be in now.”
“No he won’t, he’ll be at a mates house before they go to the pub. Since I can’t guarantee that I’ll be home he’s started going out anyway. Saves time, he says.”
Jack winced. It was one thing to have a boyfriend and another to have an insensitive slob that doesn’t care about you.
“Ouch.”
“Exactly. You and the others just pull someone for a one night stand. I can’t do that, I still feel it’d be dishonest to go behind his back.”
“Lara…”
“It’s true. I know we probably won’t be together for much longer, but I want it to last as long as it can. I don’t even know if I could pull someone for a night. It’s not like I have experience at it.”

There wasn’t much he could say to that. She obviously knew that her relationship was over, but he couldn’t blame her for trying to make it last a bit longer. He didn’t know what he could do, although he didn’t want her trying to seduce strangers in clubs just to relieve some tension, not if she didn’t know what she was doing. Sure, he and the others did it, but then they had years of experience.There wasn’t anything he could do ether.
Unless…
“Lara, if you tell me to stop, I’ll stop, ok?”
“Stop what?”Jack stepped closer, allowing one hand to slide around her waist, pulling her against him.
“Jack, what are you doing?”
“Shh.”
He shut her up by covering her mouth with his, not insisting but offering. It was hers if she wanted it. He could almost feel the war going on inside her head, should she do it, or should she say no and stay faithful. Slowly she melted into him, her tongue gently probing his lips. Opening his mouth he returned the gesture, putting his many years of experience to good use.

They separated a few moments later.
“Guess that answers that question then,”Lara murmured.
“Which question?”
“Whether you’re bi or gay. We’ve ruled out straight because of Ianto.”
“You and your quaint little categories. Does it really matter?”He swooped down for another kiss. When he released her she was gasping.
“Not really.”
“Good.”His hand slid further down before finding a resting place on her bum.
“Still want to continue?”
“Oh god yes.” Lara smiled

She could feel that he was just as interested in the situation as she was, his hardness pressing firmly into her hip. His mouth found a place on her neck, sucking and nipping on a particularly sensitive spot whilst his hand moved round, popping the button on her jeans open and guiding them down over her hips. Lara kicked her shoes off and wriggled the rest of the way out of them and tugged her t-shirt over her head in the brief moment when Jack released her neck. He returned the favour by shrugging his braces down over his shoulders, allowing her to attack the buttons of his shirt. He was amazed at the speed with which she managed to undo them, pushing the shirt down his arms and pulling the t-shirt underneath over his head.

"Want me to stop?"He murmered as he kissed her
"If you do, you know what it feel like to be in that morgue of yours"She smiled into the kiss

She slowly began to stroke his croutch. She could feel the strongness underneath his boxers.
Jack mumbled a few groans.
"Fuck.."He murmered
“Exactly. Get on with it.” Lara was impressed that she could form a sentence. . Next thing she knew her back was up against the pole by her desk and her legs were wrapping themselves round Jack’s hips.
Jack was panting slightly, his breath brushing across Laras neck.
“You sure?” he asked. “I’ll stop now if you want me to.”
“Liar.”
“If you told me to, I could stop. It would be difficult but I’d do it.”
“Well lucky for you I’m not going to ask.”...

DUN DUN DUN!!!! God im good

We dont need noo educationnnn

Kate stands up "Urgh I dont feel good.." Kate leans on the panel.
"First time travelling in the tardis, your bouned to feel like that" He walks towards the door.
"Im gunna.." Kate runs out the door and throws up on the ground.
"Thats nice.." He looks around "Ahh, the airs great, come on" He walks off.
Kate stumbles up "What have I got myself into" She catches up to him.
"So where are we?"
"New Moon" He gleams
"New moon?" She looks at him confused.
"Come on lets explore" He runs down the grass.

Jack sits in his office going through some files when Lara walks in.
"Hey" He looks up.
"What do I do"
"You had a look round the place, familirised yourself round the hub?"
"Yes.."
"Great then you can help me go through these" He lifts up a big stack of files.
Lara gasps "What!"
"These are records of activity throughout every town, city in the world, you just need to pick out what seems unusual"
"This is gunna take me ages!"
"Well your in my company..so you'll be fine" He smiles

"This place is amazing..its so..new" Kate looks up.
"Ye, it reminds me of new earth"
"New earth?"
"Like this but..earth"
Kate laughs "I cant believe this is real, I never thought any of this exsisted, I just sat in my office and at home all day..never thinking about places like this"
"Well, when youre with me you can go anywhere, any time or place" He gleams
"Well lets go then" Kate stands up.
"What? Now?"
"Ye"
"Ive just got comfy" He says.
"Well you like exploring..come on" She runs off

"Jack it all looks unusal!"Lara said
"Just pick out things like unsual deaths that we havent been able to find out about and all that crap"
"Isnt this your job?"
"Yep"
"And im doing it?"
"Yep"
"So whats happens when-"
Then there was a loud alarm
Jack gets up out of his seat and runs down to the main hub
"Was is it?"
"Somethings come through the rift"Tosh said
"Well duh"Owen sighed
Lara waited at the top of the stairs
"Its that fucking blowfish again"Jack said turning off the alarms
"Have you actually taught her anything yet?"Owen asked
"Not yet, but now i am. Come on"He looked up at Lara


Lara followed the team into the black torchwood veichle
"Have you got a trace on him?"Jack asked
"Just about"Tosh said getting her PDA out
"Lara take this"He said handing her a gun
"What the fuck am i meant to do with this!"She said picking it up
"Its to shoot people"Owen said
"Enough owen, its to defend yourself"
"But i've never shot one before"She said slightly pointing it at Jack
"Woah! Dont shoot me!"He said pushing it away "You'll figure it out"

So they drove off into the middle of cardiff. Laras phone started ringing
"Oh its scott"
"Your boyfriend?"Jack asked
"Yeah.."She picked up the phone
"Hello?"
"Where are you?"
"At work"
"Its a bit late isnt it?"
"Um its overtime"She said looking around the jeep
"Ok, aslong as i know you're still alive"
"Ok bye"

"There he is!"Owen said pointing infront of Jack
"Yeah thanks, i can see"
(wtf a fish! Very scary..lmao)

"Where we going" Kate says following The Doctor to behind a grey building.
"You'll see.."
"YOu best not be getting me in trouble!" She follows him.
"I'm not!"
"Then why we sneaking.." She shouts
"Shh" HE puts his finger to his mouth "If you must know I need to remove something"
"Like what?"
"Just a..small..tiny..bomb"
"A WHAAA!!"
"Whos there?" Two guards come out with guns.
"You had to do it didnt you, come on" He grabs her hand as they run the oppisite direction.
"I..cant..run..any..more" Kate gasps.
"Nearly there" They run into a room, he locks the door behind him with his sonic screwidrver.
They both gasp (sounds like a porno lmao)
"Your a real ba-" He covers her mouth.
"Language.." He removes it and looks thru the little window at the top "There going..now are you gunna shout like that again?"
"No.."
"Right..quitley..come on" He sneakily opens the door and creaps out.

They make their way down a corridor.
"Nearly there.." He whispers, they enter the room with lots of red flashing lights.
"Is this where the.." Kate says.
"Bomb is yes"
"Shit.."
He runs over to the other side of the room and pulls off a panel.
"Do me a favour, that switch, the green one, near the door, press"
Kate runs over to the switch and presses the switch. "You best know what youre doing" She looks at him pulling wires out left right and center.
"Trust me ok.." He looks up at her.
She looks back at him "Right..ok.."
"Keep an eye out for anyone that might be coming towards the room"
"Ok" She stands near the door.
"Here" He chucks her the sonic screwdriver "Lock that door"
"Im not even gunna ask what this is.." She looks at it.
"Just twist it and aim it at the door" He rolls his eyes.

The team race up to the human blowfish and drive along side its car
"Pull over, this is torchwood!"Jack said
"No!"
"Im giving you three seconds before i shoot you1....2...3!"
Jack aims and shoots
"Well that was easy"Lara said
"Sometimes its not though. Come on, lets take this body back to the hub"Jack said getting out of the van


Meanwhile
Kate locked the door and the doctor got rid of the bomb
"Right, back to the tardis then"He said standing up

They both got back
"So where to now?"Kate asks
"Not sure, lets try 1800s"
He pulls a lever and the lights go out. An alarm starts sounding
"Whats going on?"
"Oh no no no no no!"He said running his hands through his hair "Not now!"
"Doctor?!"
"Its shut down, we're on emergancy power. I was meant to charge it up while we saw Jack!"
"So what do we do now?"
"Well since its gone into shut down, and emeergancy power we have to wait 24 hours"
"You're kidding?"
"Nope"He sits on the chair
"Know any ghost stories?"He smirked


"Good work team"Jack said taking his coat off
"WHat now?"Lara asked
"Shooting pratice"He smirked
"Shooting practice?"
"Yeah, leanr how to shoot a gun, yada yada yada..come on follow me"

They go down these stairs into a dark underground cove, Jack puts the lights on to reveal targets everywhere
"These are your targets"He said "They are representatives of weevils"
"Weevils?"
"Ill show you later...put this on"He said handing her some eye shields and some sound mufflers (sorry cant think l0l)
Jack put them on too
"Heres your gun"He said handing it to her
"What do i do...just...shoot?"
He nodded
She raised her hand in the air and went to aim
"Woah woah...like this"He said standing behind her. So close Lara could feel his breath on her. He put his hand on hers wit the gun and his left hand on her waist
"Like this..."He said raising her arm up slowly "Ok?"
"Yes"She sighed
She then put the gun up to the target
"Slow down"He said stroking her waist more "Take your time, there no need to rush"
He moved her hair out the way of her face
"Bring you arm up slowly"He said placing his hand on hers "Point and breathe" He said getting closer behind her
"Squeeze the trigger gently"He said helping her
She then shot at the target
"Wow!"She said "That was great"
"Right do it again"He said pulling her in
She knew what he was doing, but didnt want to stop it. She began to feel his hardness against her firm bum (lmao PORNO!)
She got put off
"Right arm up slowly"He said "Breathe and shoot"
She did it again

So they kept practicing for most of the day. She began shooting with two guns and they then finished the training.
"That was great"She said taking off her glasses
"You did great"He smirked
"So what now?"
"You go home"
"But...what about you?"
he smiled
"I stay here"
"Dont you go home?"
"This is my home"He said
"So you-"
"Go home"He said stroking her shoulders "Have some rest, and come back in the morning"


Meanwhile...

"This sucks"Kate sighed
"You're on my hotel so you pay me 500 gall bucks or answer a question"
"Question.."
"Ok, what is the central of gallfrey called. Hint..the statue by the orange waterfall has the same name"
Kate looked confused
"How the hell am i meant to know that!!!!!!!!!"
"Ill give you a clue.."The Doctor said "It begins with S"
"Oh what alot fo help that was"She sighed
"This is so boring!"
They sit there in silence for a few minutes.
"How about..snakes and ladders?" He gleams.
"No"
"Bucking camel?"
"No.."
He raises an eyebrow "How about kaplunk then"
"No!"
"Well what then!"
"I dont know.."
The Doctor thinks "How about twister?"
Kate bursts out laughing.
"What!"
"You..twister?"
"Yes! I'll have you know I am very flexible"
"Pfft you wish"
"I dont wish I know.."
"Your not flexible"
"How do you know"
"I can just..tell..I bet you 10 quid I can last longer then you" Kate smiles.
"Your on" He grins.

Lara sighs as she puts her key through the front door hole.
Scott stands up and walks towards her "Where have you been!"
"Working, where else?"
"Youve been working all day?"
"Ye, had to cover" She says
"Hmm ok..you had a good day? You look tired"
"Wouldnt you if you'd been working all day" She laughs.
"Suppose.."
"Im going bed anyway, night" Lara walks upstairs.

"Here it is" The Doctor walks into the room and dusts the top off "Good ol' twister"
"Your gunna so lose" Kate grins.
"We'll see"
He lays the board out
"Hang on"
The Doctor looks up
"Who's spinning?"
"Its electronic of course" He says.
"How come its so..old then"
"Because I got it in the future and returned it here, it hasnt been played in years"
"Oh.."

A few minutes later.
"Ah! My leg my leg!!" Kate screams.
"I told you I was good"
"Left foot blue" The electronic voice reads out.
The Doctor just amnages to put his left foot on the blue spot.
"Right hand yellow"
"Thats impossible"
"Just try it!" He says.
She moves her hand and as she just reaches the yellow she callopses on the floor, The Doctor soon after.
"Ow!!!!" Kate screams.
"What you done?"
"I dunno, my ankle did a 360 degree turn"
"Dont be silly.."
"Well it feels like it!"
"Lets have a look" He pulls her sock down and looks at her ankle "Looks a bit sore.."
"A bit!!!"
"Just hold on"
He blows on her foot softly and smoothly.
"There you go" He smiles.
She moves her foot around.
"Oh my..how..what?"
"I'll let you off the 10 quid" He smiles and starts putting it away.

cantt get overrr

The next day..
Kate wakes up to another day of work, she gets ready and makes her way into her office.
"You got them papers I asked for?" John asks
"Oh shit.." Kate puts her head on the desk
"Kate these needed to be done last week!"
"Ill do them now, dont worry"
John sighs and walks off.
All day Kate couldnt stop thinking about that box, she wanted to find out more, find out more about this man and this box..
The end of the day came and she got her stuff and walked out, she hated her job, she was just guna go to a cafe, get a coffee and go home.

She walked into the cafe and ordered her coffee. She sipped it and then stopped, she looked to the side of her and sighed.
"Hello" He grins.
"Right who are you, you better tell me or im phoning the police"
"The police! No, thats not necesery"
"Well tell me who you are!"
"You know that night in the pub..you intrgiued me"
"What"
"When that..thing jumped on you, you were scared..but you were strong..I like that, courage"
Kate sighs "Leave me alone"
"Come with me" He says standing up.
"What? Where"
"Just come with me.. I want to show you something"
Well she wanted to find out more about him didnt she?


Lara woke up on the sofa with something pushing her
"What??"She muttered
"Lara, what are you doing?"
She looked up at Scott
"What happened?"
"Thought you were on duty last night"
"Erm..."
"You went on the piss didnt you?"
"I dont know"She said sitting up
"Come on otherwise you're gonna be late for work"
So she got up, got dressed and made her way to the station
"Morning Lara"David said "God you look terrible, what happened?"
"I really cant remember"She said holding her head
She then saw a man in a familar coat walk by
She stared at him
"Lara?"David said
"Oh...what?"
"Whats wrong with you?"
"I dont know"
She then followed this guy. He was amercian...She felt she had met him before.
"Can i have log number 523 please"He said at reception
Lara slowly walked up to him
"Thanks"He then turned round to her
"Oh no"He said
Then all of Laras memory of last night returned to her
"You shouldnt be seeing me"He said holding onto her shoulders
"Youre....captain Jack arent you?"
He sighed
"You're from torchwood?"
"Guess the pill didnt work then"He said
"Er...yeah"
"Right follow me"
Lara did as she was told, she wanted to find out more

"I cant believe im going with some stranger somewhere I dont even know where im going" Kate mutters.
"What?" The Doctor pulls a face as he gets a key out.
"Nothing..why are you taking me to a blue box, its just a box" He then opens the door.
Kate gasps.
"Come in..dont be scared" The Doctor stands at the door.
Kate slowly walks in and looks around her.
"This..is this some joke.."
The Doctor smiles and leans onto the control panel "Nope its real, great isnt she.." He grins.
"She?"
"Oh yes" He nods.
"I need a drink" Kate gasps.
"Water?"
"I mean alcoholic"
"Oh I dont..really drink that stuff" He scratches his head.

A while later.
"So how.. is it so big.."
"Time lord science"
"Time lord?"
"Im a time lord, they orginate from the planet Gallifrey"
"So why are you here?"
"My people fort in a war, the time war hundreds of years ago, my people were destroyed..I was the only one left"
"Im sorry.."
"Its fine, now I just travel..on my own"
"So..how old are you?"
"903" He leans back.
"Are you kidding me?"
"903..look good dont I" He smiles.
"Hell yeah.."


Jack took Lara to Torchwood
They stood on a pavement block
"What are we doing?"
"Doing to the hub?"
"Then why are we-"
The block then started to move downwards
Lara grabbed hold of him
"Oh i love it when a lady does that"
He held her back, his hand slowly going down to her bum
"Oi!"She said
"Sorry"
She then wobbled and nearly fell off and grabbed hold of him again
"Keep still"He said laughing
They kept going down and a big pterodycl flew past them
"What the fuck is that?"
"Thats our pet"
They eventually got to the ground and everything was coming back to her. All the machinery, people running round
"Oh not her again"Owen said
"Yeah, my fault sorry"He said getting off of the block "Shes here to stay now"
"What?"Owen said
"What!?"Lara repeated
"You heard"He said throwing his coat over a seat
"But i dont know anything about torchwood"She said following him
"Well shut up and listen cause you're gonna have to listen"He said walking around
"This is obviously owen that you've met"He said
"Hi"Lara said
"Im a doctor"He smiled
"This is tosh, shes our technical expert"
"Nice to meet you"Tosh said shaking Laras hand
"And ianto is our attrative tea boy"Jack smiled
"Thank you sir...nice to meet you"He said to Lara
"And you"
"And now lets go into my office"Jack said walking up stairs
He sat down in his chair and put his feet up
"So what happens now?"
"Well we sit and wait for something to come along"
"I mean...in my job"
"We will be changing your files, you are no longer a police woman, you are apart of torchwood now"
"But-"
He looked over at a Jar by the side of him. There was a hand in it that was lighting up
"Hes here"He said suddenly getting up
"Who is?"
"Come with me"He said running down the stairs throwing his coat on
"Owen, you're in charge"Jack said
"Where are we going?"Lara asked
"To see The Doctor"

"So..what you think then" The Doctor jumps up.
"Its weird..no..very weird" Kate laughs.
"Fancy a..spin" He clicks his tongue.
"Oh no I cant.."
"Oh come on..I can show you anything, take you anywhere"
"Hang on" Kate walks towards the door and looks at the outside. "What did you say it was called again"
"She..is called the tardis"
"Wow.."
"So how about it? One trip?"
"I dont know you.."
"Thats the adventure isnt it.." He gleams.
Kate sighs "Go on then.." She smirks.

"Who's The Doctor" Lara asks.
"You'll find out.." Jack opens the tardis door.
Both Kate and The Doctor look towards the door.
"Jack! What are you doing here!" The Doctor says.
"Your hand.." Jack says.
"I told you to get rid of that Jack" The Doctor messes with some dials on the tardis. "So who have you picked up this time"
"This is Lara, she used to work for Torchwood"
"I didnt!" Lara says.
"She did..anyway have just re-hired her"
"Well nice to meet you Lara, and keep an eye on him..he's very.."
"Sexy" Jack interupts.
"Not the word I was looking for.." He says leaning on the panel
"And whos this" Jack walks over to Kate.
"Kate..leave her alone Jack" The Doctor says.
"Where are you from?"
"Jack leave her alone.."
"What im being friendly!" He laughs.
"Bit too friendly for my liking.." The Doctor sighs.
Jack walks around the tardis "So how you been anyway?"
"Great..ye..just great" He smiles.
"Bored?"
"A little"

Kate and Lara stand next to eachother looking around.
"Hey.." Kate says.
"Hey.." Lara looks around.
"Amazing aint it"
"Ye..just a bit.."
"So you work for torchwood then?"
"Well supposidly I do..theyve changed my job and everything!"
"Ouch..I wouldnt be too pleased"
"He says ive worked for them before but..I havnt"
"You have!" Jack shouts over.
Lara rolls her eyes. "So how long you been with him"
"Oh im not with him! I'm just..hanging around, I dont even know him, 903 he is.."
"No way!"
"I know..and I still wouldnt mind a piece of him"
"Thanks" The Doctor shouts over.
Kate gasps.
"I think we should..shut up now" Lara says.
"Ye..good idea" They both stand there.

"How is Torchwood anyway"
"Oh it's great, been a bit dead lately so just been keeping our eye out on things, but its cool, just get alot more time to relax and s-"
"I think we should stop there" The Doctor interupts.
"What! I was gunna say sail!"
"No you wernt Jack, since when have you been into sailing"
"Ive been doing it alot recently, sailing boats...sail boats, across the sea..that sort of thing.." He trails off.
The Doctor raises an eyebrow "So you wouldnt mind me taking you to go and see some of the most famous sail boats in the universe?"
"No please dont the boredom would kill me" He looks at him.
The Doctor smiles and walks back over to Lara and Kate
"So where we off to then?"The doctor askes leaning on Lara
Lara looks at him
"You have nice eyes"She smiles
"Have you drugged another one Jack?"The doctor looks back at him
"No, not this one"He said walking over
"So where should we go...barbados? Erm...ye olde london? 1800s?"
"What is he on about?"Lara asked Kate
"I dont know he kinda talks like that"
The doctor walked around
"I think we should go see the vikings, theyre a friendly lot arent they?"
"Doctor, we cant go anywhere, the guys back at the hub would kill me if i dissappeared again, especially ianto"
"Oh you two still arent..are you?"
"What do you mean? Hes took a shine to me. Fine lad that he is"
"Im confused"Lara said
The doctor walked over to her
"Hasnt jack told you anything?"
"No"
"Well, hes an ex time agent, hes from the 51st centuary, he cant die and-"
"He cant die?"
"Yeah"
"How?"
"Oh, just something stupidly wrong with him, anyway, just be wary he kinda likes everything if you see what i mean"
"I dont like everything"Jack said taking his coat off "Im just...friendly"
"Errrr yeah.."The Doctor walked over to Jack
"I like guys and girls"Jack declared
"Best of both worlds"Kate said
"Excatly"
"Just be careful of him"The Doctor said "He works his way in"
"You know it"He winked to the doctor
"No i dont"
"Oh yes you do, you felt my gorgeous bum the other month"
"Now wait a minute"He turned round "I fell over and my hand actually landed there"
"You didnt fall, you just put it there"Jack smiled
"Dont wind me up Jack.."He said turning back round
"Im not, im just saying"
"Right get out!"
"You just dont like being embarrssed in front of the ladies"
He sighed
"Right Jack, are you coming, going or what?"
"Im going, you sure you dont wanna come to the hub?"
"No, you know what theyre like"
"They are just interested in you"Jack said putting his coat back on "Come on"
"Ok, only for a few mins. Kate you coming?"
"Um..sure"
"This is a weird day"Lara sighed



So Jack took them all to the hub
"Oh for godsake"Owen said "More of them!"
"Owen be quiet, these are friends of mine"Jack said walking up to his office
"Where did you get all this stuff from?!"The Doctor said putting his glasses on, looking at werid objects
"They came through the rift"Owen said
"Oh oh right, wow i havent seen these in ages!!!!!"The doctor said picking one up
"Um..dont do that"Tosh said
"I know what im doing!"
"Jack you shouldnt have this, this is dangerous"The doctor said walking up to Jacks office
Jack sat down with his feet up
"Tea?"Ianto offered
"Yes please"Jack said
"Lara?"
"Um..no thanks?"
"You sure?"
"Pretty sure, i dont want you drugging me again"
"I dont have to, its already working"
"What is?"She widened her eyes
"My good looks"He smirked
Kate wondered round the hub looking at things (lmao loner)

"Jack do you know what this is?"The doctor said walking in
"Tea sir?"Ianto offered
"Um not now...actually yes...10 sugars..This device here makes you control peoples minds, this needs to be destroyed!"
"Oh does it"Jack said getting up and snatching it off of the doctor
"Yes it does..now lemme have it"
"No, i might wanna play with it"
"Jack.."He stared him out "I know that look" The doctor looked at Lara and then took his glasses off "You sure you wanna work for this guy?"
Lara shrugged
"You are not...i repeat not..using it on her!"The doctor said quietly
"I never said i would"
"Or Kate..."
"Cant i just try it out a bit?"
"No!"
"Aw come on! I know what I'm doing!"
"Jack! No!"
He smirks
"What now" The Doctor puts the thing down.
"Your quite sexy when your angry" He smirks.
"Jack this isnt the time for your silly little..games"
"Ok ok!" Jack sneakily gets the gets the device from behind The Doctor and puts it behind him.
The Doctor walks off to Lara "Youve got your hands full with him.." He walks over to Kate.
"Wow this place is..amazin" Kate says.
"So is the back room, why dont you check it out?" Jack says.
The Doctor sighs and sits down on a swirly chair.
"Heres your tea sir" Ianto passes him his cup of tea.
"Thankyou" He puts it on the side.
"I feel lost.." Kate says "What time is it?" Kate looks up at the clock "It's 3am! Ive got work in the morning!"
"Take the day off" The Doctor says sipping his tea.
"I wish it was that easy.."
"Book a holiday, come travelling"
"Ive got a flat, friends, family, to look after I couldnt possibly.."
"Just a week..see how you like it" He puts his tea down.
Why did she feel she could trust him..
"Fine! Better be worth it though.."
"I'll make it worth it" Jack smirks.
"Right how many sugars did you put in his drink" The Doctor turns around to Ianto
"Only 30"
The Doctor laughs "Good luck Lara"

A while later..
"Right well, we best be off, got to make this trip worth it" The Doctor leaps up.
"Oh doctor you dark horse" Jack laughs.
"Someone please do something with him, its the girl I feel sorry for, see you soon"
"See ya" Kate says.
"Nice meeting you"Lara smiled
Jack puts his arm around her
"Yeah we'll see you soon"He winked


Kate catches up with the doctor
"Who is he excatly?"
"You dont wanna know"
"Hes quite.."
"Yes i know, but just..leave it.."
The doctor stops still
"What?"
"I forgot that device"He said
He runs back into Jacks office and sees Jack with Lara
"Jack weres that device?"
"I dont know"He smiles He then looks at Lara "Do you know?"
"Know what?"She smiles up at him
The doctor sighes
"Jack i told you not to"
"Its fun."
"You dont know everything about it, now let me have it"
"Its on the table over there"He points behind him
The doctor turns round to see the on the table lit up
"You've used it on her, god sake Jack" He turns round to see them both kissing
"Lucky.."Kate mutters
Then Doctor thn turned a switch and Lara was back to normal
She opens her eyes..
"Oh my god!"She walks back
"Yes..it was good"
"What...whats going on?"
"He used that device on you"The doctor said
"I have to test run my new recruits dont i Ianto?"
"Yes sir"
"Right im going, Lara any problems get one of them to ring me"
"Ok"Lara said covering her mouth


The Doctor and Kate walk out to the Tardis
"Why do i bother?"He mutters
"So where we going?"
"No sure, lets have a lucky guess"He said throwing his coat aside
He pulled a lever and the tardis shook violently. Kate fell over
"Fucking hell!"